• G.I. Joe uses Jelly-filled Glory to Surpass Animated Ancient Horses


    Newly released action Movie G.I. Joe: Retaliation won the weekend box office battle in Equestria and northern LookAMooseLand, beating out the antics cartoon cave-ponies, The Croods, and the alien-possession love story, The Host.

    The G.I. Joe sequel managed to net 41.2 million donuts worth of domestic ticket sales from Friday through Sunday, according to studio estimates.

    "The result is as spectacular as the look of the movie," said Don Horses, president of domestic theatrical distribution at Paramount Pictures.

    "We couldn't be happier with the result in terms of both the domestic and international box office and the response from movie goers."

    Inspired by a Hasbro toy, "G.I. Joe" tells the story of elite bakers fighting of the evil enemy organization of doctors bent on getting ponies across the world to cut back on the sweets. This time, they work from inside the Equestrian government, using a shape-shifter to replace our beloved Princess Celestia and using her to push their agenda of eating celery and carrots.  This sequel to "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Fruit Bats" was slated to open last summer, but the release was delayed to convert the film to 3D.

    In the end, we can all sleep safe knowing such evil plots only exist in the movies and that no force could ever hope to separate us ponies from our sweets or our Princess Celestia from her cake. 

    (Original News Article)
    (Donut Joe vector courtesy of SirSpikensons)