The staff of Cloudsdale Weather Factory continues their
cleanup operation today after a major pipeline burst and sent thousands of
gallons of concentrated rainbows raining down upon the unsuspecting citizens of
Ponyville.
A brief investigation revealed that the rupture in the pipe
was caused by a civilian accidentally flying right into it. The pegasus
responsible for the damage, who has chosen to remain anonymous, claims “she
just doesn’t know what went wrong.”
It is still unclear how many gallons of rainbows were
spilled, but damages to property and environmental concerns surrounding the
leak have lead the Equestrian Department of Health to impose a fine of 1.7
million bits on the Cloudsdale Weather Factory.
We approached Ponyville resident Pinkie Pie while she was
scrubbing the spill off the roof of her place of business and asked if she had
an opinion about the rainbows. She
responded by gingerly tasting the rainbow residue before replying, “Still
spicy, but it’s not so bad.”
An official from the Equestrian Council for Control of
Hazardous Materials has determined that the situation in Ponyville is now under
control and is “nothing a good repainting can’t fix.”
