Greetings everypony! As part of our equalization process throughout the next 24 hours, we have decided to abolish the concept of careers. Each of you will now be assigned a job at random weekly. Some possible positions include the following:
- Potato farmer
- Outhouse cleaner
- Egg collector
- Mane Brusher
- Mushroom picker
- Horn polisher
- Paint remover
- Hoof massager
- Foalsitter
- and more
In order to avoid any kind of exceptionalism, once you have had a job, you will not be able to be assigned it for another year.
Thank you everypony for working to improve our world one duty at a time!
