• Good News Everypony! Project - Statue Commences!

    The Earth Pony project was so successful, and a certain freedom fighter is causing so many issues, that the collective consciousness of everypony has decided to take our newfound GLORIOUS EQUALITY to the next level! Why struggle to continue equalizing, when the answer has literally been right under our very hooves this entire time!

    We have procured the Elements of Harmony for one final EQUALIZATION! Everypony will now become rocks!

    I, and a volunteers from around Equestria will be going door to door, and turning everypony into happy little stone statued versions of themselves. Join us in the ultimate comfort! Anypony that does not wish to join will be equally turned to stone regardless!

    Onward to a better Equestria!