Well, well,well, according to this 100%, FLAWLESSLY accurate pony pasta can, The Great and Powerful Trixie, (Legendary crime solving ace detective of the Imperial Elite Unicorn Genius division) Has made a STARTLING discovery. You FOALS were entranced by this despicable little heathen, but the Great and Powerful Trixie, your beloved protector and savior, is here to dispel this charade of evil that she has dug into your pathetic little pony minds.
The one you know as "Fluttershy" is in fact a notorious international spy from Stalliongrad. Her true identity, "Flutterby", is held accountable for numerous transgressions, including, but not limited to, theft of highly classified documents, international espionage, and stepping on Trixie's immaculate cloak during a riot in Mexicolt City.
Through COUNTLESS hours of exceedingly complicated testing that layponies like yourselves could never even hope to comprehend, The Benevolent and Wise Trixie has deciphered the lies and misdeeds of Ponyville's so-called animal lover.
Your"Friend" should be orbiting Equestria and counting moonrocks within the week.... assuming Celestia finally answers the Great and Powerful Trixie's letters.