Well, well,well, according to this 100%, FLAWLESSLY accurate pony pasta can, The Great and Powerful Trixie, (Legendary crime solving ace detective of the Imperial Elite Unicorn Genius division) Has made a STARTLING discovery. You FOALS were entranced by this despicable little heathen, but the Great and Powerful Trixie, your beloved protector and savior, is here to dispel this charade of evil that she has dug into your pathetic little pony minds. 
The one you know as "Fluttershy" is in fact a notorious international spy from Stalliongrad. Her true identity, "Flutterby", is held accountable for numerous transgressions, including, but not limited to, theft of highly classified documents, international espionage, and stepping on Trixie's immaculate cloak during a riot in Mexicolt City.
Through COUNTLESS hours of exceedingly complicated testing that layponies like yourselves could never even hope to comprehend, The Benevolent and Wise Trixie has deciphered the lies and misdeeds of Ponyville's so-called animal lover.
Your"Friend" should be orbiting Equestria and counting moonrocks within the week.... assuming Celestia finally answers the Great and Powerful Trixie's letters.
259 comments:
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ReplyDeletesrsly, it's not funny
I assure you dear, Fluttershy is no spy, and if you think that silly cloak and hat are still in fashion, you are sadly mistaken. Good day to you.
ReplyDeleteSeth...you've officially lost your mind.
ReplyDeleteLies and slander!
ReplyDeleteBEGONE HERETIC!!!!!!
LOL
ReplyDeleteuh...what?
ReplyDeleteI agree with CogWeaver.
ReplyDelete~Dark~
Ehhh... we can't all be comedians, Seth. :P
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ReplyDeleteFirst Rupert Murdoch, now Fluttershy? What a week!
ReplyDeleteWait, seriously?! Thank you for the update, Great and Powerful Trixie! I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't been generous to let us all know this startling news.
ReplyDeleteOh dear God, they've infiltrated Ponyville. Damn Stalliongrad spies. Can't leave well enough alone, them.
ReplyDeleteAll the ponies in this blog are CRAZY!
ReplyDeletesomepony needs to get Trixie a blanket and a hot cup of coffee, she's gone into shock
ReplyDelete0_o well.... I will reassure you that I am NOT a spy. I think you should be more concerned with Trixie than me.
ReplyDeleteAfter all I'm on a date now and not out spying on everypony
Well well well,we some neigh-reasonable minds among ED staff.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna find you Trixie.And when I do I'm sending you to the sun with Celestia
ReplyDeleteToo far?
ReplyDelete@Fluttershy I'm sure that's what you want us to think, Fluttershy... I see your game now....
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work Trixi.... Oh Great and Powerful Trixie!
Trixie speaks! We must listen! All hail the Great and Powerful one!
ReplyDelete@Fluttershy That's excactly something a spy would say. Good work Trixie!
ReplyDelete@lesserpoet
ReplyDeletesure and you put your trust behind a show-off. I see. Don't come running to me while a Cockatrice is staring you down.
Fluttershy should sue you for Slander, Trixie.
ReplyDeleteIt's a lie!!!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteactually. I will. Thank you for the idea
Slow news day Se... Er, Great and POWERFUL Trixie?
ReplyDeleteNo, wait! I confess! I did it! Shy-shy just took the blame to protect me . . .
ReplyDeleteOh. I can be ANONYMOUS. *facehoof*
ReplyDeleteSo, does the Great and Powerful One have any theories on why Sweet Apple Acres was downgraded to simply "Farm" on that can? Seems mighty suspicious given the other two places were given proper locale names...
ReplyDeleteOh lol
ReplyDeleteWhat? They know my secret identity! Curses - foaled again!
ReplyDelete@FluttershyWell after your "treatment" of the princess' pet, I wonder how she will react to this news, hmm?
ReplyDelete"The one you know as "Fluttershy" is in fact a notorious international spy from Stalliongrad. Her true identity, "Flutterby"
ReplyDeleteThis needs to be a fic, stat! If only I had such abilities.
Hah... "Flutterby". Makes me think "Flutterbi" too. But then that just makes me think of shipping of course. You tell'em o' Great and Powerful one. :)
ReplyDeleteDesperate for attention, eh Trixie?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Fluttershy, I know you are not a spy.
I like to think the Benevolent and Wise Trixie and the Great and Powerful Trixie are two entirely separate ponies. Sisters, perhaps? Magical doppelgangers?
ReplyDeleteCurse you, international forces of pony communism! Why can you not simply let us live in Peace and Friendship!?
ReplyDeleteIf the heat gets to be too much in Ponyville, the Everfree Forest hasn't been put on Equestrian territorial maps for close to a millennium now. Hide out in there, Fluttershy - join us mythological creatures while you let this spy business blow over.
ReplyDeleteSeth, Trixie is cool and all but this really has to stop, I'm slowly starting to vastly dislike Trixie because AND ONLY BECAUSE of these posts.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have to say about sweetie shop?
ReplyDelete@Rarity"I assure you dear, Fluttershy is no spy, and if you think that silly cloak and hat are still in fashion, you are sadly mistaken. Good day to you". PW3ND
ReplyDeleteMs. Fluttershy, I'm going to need you to come with me. The Royal Un-Equestrian Activities Committee has some questions for you.
ReplyDeletelol funny
ReplyDeleteI've already been worshipping Trixie for quite some time now.
ReplyDelete....
ReplyDeletekill the Flutterby.
You know what Seth? NO. You have crossed the line. This was not even funny. Fluttershy is MY favorite pony. God damn you. You should have 1 year in the incinerator room, then 2 years in the cryogenic freezer, then 20 years in the room with the screaming turrets, then you should be killed by GLaDOS, again and AGAIN. Then be thrown in a dungeon in the place you will be banished to.
ReplyDeleteOkay, anger gone. Carry on now
I would like to personally thank the Great and Powerful Trixie for her tireless efforts to protect this Kingdom from the scourge of Communist infiltration, subversion and sabotage. You, my good mare, are a courageous patriot, and I salute you.
ReplyDeleteThose who carelessly dismiss this charge know not of what they speak. Ponyville is infested with communists. I have here in my hoof a list of 205 - a list of names that were made known to the Mayor of Ponyville as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the Ponyville Province.
The animals in Celestia's garden are not easily bribed.
ReplyDeleteThey all mad.
ReplyDeleteOBJECTION! When the maker of these labels got to Fluttershy's name his S and H keys both broke off his keyboard, and further more he left his glasses at home so the letters S and H both resemble the letter B! YOU ALL KNOW IT MAKES SENSE! INFACT I HAVE BOTH THE BROKEN OFF KEYS AND THE MAN'S GLASSES RIGHT HERE TRIXIE!
ReplyDelete@Misogynist
ReplyDeleteYes, one would need to be mad indeed to act as the fell hoof of USPR.
well phoenix wright said fluttershy is innocent and he is always right so just give up trixie
ReplyDelete@Phoenix Wright
ReplyDeleteMake that a list of 206 names. Expect me, Mr. Wright.
HEINZ, HOW COOOOUUUULD YOU?
ReplyDeleteShocking pictures released! Fluttershy's secret double life made public!
ReplyDeletehttp://russelh.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d3gmnxb
These are the best comments ever, if only for the fact that most of them are people rp'ing.
ReplyDelete...Of course! It all makes! Shouting at dragons and cockatrices? Going mad at the Grand Gala? These are not the traits of our dear animal lover. How could we be so blind!
ReplyDeleteWhere would we be without, oh Great and Powerful Trixie?
Flutterspy
ReplyDeleteNeed Flutterspy fic nao!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteI can assure you, I am not 'playing'. I am dressed as a female zebra for the most serious of reasons. I have many enemies, and I rarely go out unless I'm in disguise.
@Rainbow Dash Who are you, impostor? Trixie is the only spy I see here, the braggart... As for slandering my friends name, I'm sure Twilight can think of suitable punishment for you, Trixie.
ReplyDelete"Gentlemares??" Dun-dun-dun-dahDUUUUUHN!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteTo quote J. Jonah Jameson (sort of): "It isn't slander. When it's in print it's called libel."
If YOU managed to find her out I assure you, she is not like me. And nothing...nothing like the man loose inside this country!
ReplyDeleteAnypony who believes these obvious lies is simply being foalish. Need I remind you all that the aforementioned Trixie has already been debunked by one Twilight Sparkle? These accusations obviously must be thrown out on the grounds that they come from such an unreliable source. After all, if Stalliongrad really were to send spies, they wouldn't be so easily caught. They would send someone who would arouse no suspicion whatsoever. Someone like Pinkie Pie.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but I freaking love you even more now.
ReplyDeleteOoops... um, disregard that last comment. Carry on.
ReplyDelete@Joe McCarthorse
ReplyDeleteLet us not assassinate this mare further, Senator. Have you no sense of decency? At long last, have you no sense of decency?
@Bugsydor
ReplyDeleteI'm on the story, boss!
The Manehattan Herald: "We're libel to print anything!"
It's no real wonder why this got dumped in the UK then...*cough*I mean! I think you Ms Trixie, have gotten Ms Fluttershy mistaken with her twin sister.
ReplyDeleteClearly the label designer also fell into such a pitfall as you.
Trixie is most definitely not a spy, and she would appreciate it if everypony else would stop saying otherwise! Trixie always checks all her facts first and very thoroughly and she is more than ready to defend her findings. If nopony will heed to Trixie's warnings then the consequences to follow will not be her fault!
ReplyDeleteFluttershy is working for GRU? Awesome!
ReplyDeleteAlrighty then...
ReplyDeleteOh, who to believe?
ReplyDeleteMy protege, Trixie? Or one of the mares who saved me?
Isn't Fluttershy more likely a spy for the trees?
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteOh, I am certain you are not a spy. Just thinking about you being a spy is enough to make me want to rescind my class and become a Pyro...
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteYOU!You just bought a one way ticket to the sun.
Flutterby is my favorite!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't get distracted by the media circus about agents from Stalliongrad, the true menace to Equestria is from the Royal Guard-Agricultural Complex.
ReplyDelete@FluttershyORLY, Flutterby?
ReplyDeletedat pasta... Y nu Rainbow Dash? fuck them, I WANT RAINBOW DASH PASTA!!!
Trixie, why should we believe anything you say? For all we know, YOU made that label in order to cause dissension among my friends and I. It won't work, and I assure you, as one of Fluttershy's closest friends, she is not a spy.
ReplyDelete@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteDarn tootin' sugahcube
On the one hoof, she gave me a purpose.
ReplyDeleteOh the other hoof, she gave me a second chance.
Oh, sister! I wish you were here right now!
*punches the "great and powerful" trixie in the face*
ReplyDelete@Not_A_Spy
ReplyDeleteAre you saying Trixie is incapable of being a spy? The Great and Powerful Trixie is more than capable of being a spy, if she were a spy she'd be the best and greatest spy!
@Twilight Sparkle
Trixie is unamused with your empty threats Ms. Twilight Sparkle, you may have bested Trixie once but she is still a far greater unicorn than you will ever be.
@RbD and AJ
For all Trixie knows all you ponies may be in on it with her! Hired be Celestia herself no doubt!
@Rainbow DashShe does it in private. verrrryyy private. 4:00 AM
ReplyDeleteCelestia herself is hiring spies from Stalliongrad?! This is terrifying news! I knew we should have thrown our lot in with the Lunar Republic!
ReplyDelete@Luna If you can't choose, don't choose at all!
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteif you're so great and powerful how come I had to stop the Ursa Minor?
You're not great and powerful Trixie.You're pathetic and pitiful.
I think my friends would agree.
But I can't just ignore this while a potentially-innocent mare is accused of misdoings!
ReplyDeleteBUT GUYS, IT HAS THE SEAL OF EXCELLENCE
ReplyDeleteIT MUST BE TRUE
Trixie, you might want to run off as you usually do. This is another battle you can not possibly win.
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteSo you admit to being a Spy? How classless. A spy would never admit they were a spy. They never admit they COULD be a spy. Until they uncloak and backstab the other team's medic, of course.
Believe me. Admitting you could be a spy only gets you shot in the face by your own Soldier...
@Not_A_Spy she's great and powerful for Celestia's sake!
ReplyDeleteNO! No pony's going to start shooting any pony, even if somepony is a spy!
ReplyDeleteIf we jump to conclusions like that, it'll only bring ... bad...things.
See? This is why I wish sis was here, she's much better with words than I am.
I'm siding with Not_A_Spy, that line of logic must be infallible...
ReplyDelete@Tears of a Valedictorian
ReplyDeleteI know this hurts you, Mr. Valedictorian.
However, I'd like to finish this. I know Ms. Fluttershy would rather not have me go into this. I intend to, however, and Mr. Valedictorian talks about any "sense of decency." I have heard you and everyone else talk so much about laying the truth upon the table. But when I heard the completely phony Mr. Valedictorian, I've been listening now for a long time, he's saying, now "before sundown" you must get these people "out of Ponyville." So I just want you to have it very clear, very clear that you were not so serious about that when you tried to recommend this mare for this Committee.
I would like to submit to the Committee the following incontrovertible, photographic evidence that Ms. Fluttershy is not only a member of the Communist Party, but has very recently been in Stalliongrad and the USPR, no doubt to provide them with secret intelligence about this Kingdom!
See for yourselves: here, and here!
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThen she must be a Heavy. Or a DemoMare.
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteAs Trixie has said you bested her ONCE! Trixie has proved her greatness and power multiple times all throughout Equestria without reading up on the upcoming challenge beforehand no less! Trixie would go as far to say that is she too had just read up on an Ursa Minor then she would have easily taken care of the Minor herself!
@Not_A_Spy
Trixie is never without class. Trixie said she is capable of being a spy, though she is not rest assured, but Trixie would like to say she is capable of being anything for she is Great and Powerful! It is Trixie's job to correct anypony that ever doubts Trixie!
Um . . . WARE I GET PONY PASTA?!
ReplyDeleteMcCarthorse has failed to provide a shred of evidence that any of the 206 ponies on his list are indeed communists, much less the hooves of Stalliongrad interfering in Ponyville's affairs. The actions of the junior Senator from Wiscownsin have caused alarm and dismay amongst Equestria's allies abroad, and given considerable comfort to our enemies. And whose fault is that? Not really his. He didn't create this situation of fear; he merely exploited it. As for the source of the fear, we need look no further than a certain blue mare with a flair for the theatric.
ReplyDeleteTo Ponyville and to all of Equestria: Good night, and good luck.
@Joe McCarthorse
ReplyDeleteLies! You could have easily superimposed Fluttershy's image onto those pictures. The very idea that Fluttershy would even think of going someplace like Stalliongrad is preposterous to anypony who knows her.
I would like to point out your use of the phrases "everyone" and "people" as evidence that, in fact, YOU are a spy.
You are Trixie at all any time free to now worship.
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteBy doing what?Causing it to have a seizure from all the flashing lights?
Yeah the Ursa Major that would have come out looking for it's child would have liked that.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteVery well, The spy could be any one of us. He could be you, he could be...
Um...I'm not going to complete that. I don't like the way the Soldier is looking at me. Or the Scout, for that matter...
This RP is epic.
ReplyDeleteSo, um...
ReplyDeleteWhy is this tagged "Not-Fanfiction"? I don't see how that fits.
(And one of these days I'll manage to trick the commentbox into posting on the first try...)
Oh for Pete's sake, The Great and Powerful Trixie comes in here and trolls us and everypony loses their mind!
ReplyDeleteHeck, she even got Dash and Twilight going, and they're two of the... well, Twi is one of the smartest ponies we know. While Dash is, well, enthusiastic in defense of her friends. Not everyone needs to be a genius, after all.
And @Fluttershy, you got a date? Hey, good for you!
~Ardashir
@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteI would like to assure everypony that no such curious words appeared in my testimony as delivered. They have been inserted into the transcript post facto in a transparent attempt to discredit me!
What is going on here is clear: the fell hoof of communism and its nefarious agents have gone so far as to infiltrate the typing pool of the Royal Un-Equestrian Activities Committee. It is worse than I had imagined. Gentlecolts, this rot goes deep.
@Joe McCarthorse
ReplyDeleteMr McCarthorse, I will not discuss this with you further. You have sat within six feet of me, and could have asked me about Miss Fluttershy. You have brought it out, in front of the Un-Equestrian Activities Committee. If there is a Celestia in Canterlot, it will do neither you nor your cause any good. I will not discuss it further.
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteTrixie apologizes for not being as big an egghead as you seem to be Twilight Sparkle. If Trixie was fortunate enough to have such a vast collection of books to go to at a whim then she would have been more prepared for the Ursa in much the same fashion you were. Trixie has overcome many challenges in her life without being able to consult a book, Trixie doubts that Twilight could ever claim the same.
I am Anonymous and I approve of this message.
ReplyDelete@Emil Björnfot
ReplyDeleteit seriously was funny though
This is like a Ponychan thread.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love it. Carry on.
@Mr. McCarthorse
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid that's hearsay. Nopony here can back up those claims, while the proof lies before you. I must say I am glad you have been found out.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteNow wait just one apple buckin' minute there missy, the fact is, you claimed t'be able t'defeat an Ursa Major. Book smarts or no, mah friend Twi managed t'do somethin' you couldn't an' no amount of posturin' can deny that fact.
I will not STAND for these groundless accusations made against Ms. Fluttershy, who has done nothing but proven herself to be a trusted compatriot and valued asset to Ponyville! The only thing "startling" about all this is that anyone would believe the words of a PROVEN LIAR such as yourself, "Great" and "Powerful" Trixie. You, ma'am, need to LEARN YOUR PLACE in the grand scheme of things. To think how anyone would consider you as anything beyond the circus sideshow entertainer that you ultimately are is beyond me. 'Twould be best that you never show your face in Ponyville again as I fear your are no longer welcome here.
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteWell...okay you've got me there.
But is the best you can try to get back at me Trixie?Targeting my friend who didn't even know you were in town?
That's just low.
And the ponies who believed this pompous braggart.Shame on you.
I shall waste no more of my precious time on you Trixie.You are not worth it.
It is true that she hasn't turned to books for help. Even during her brief stay in Canterlot, she never once relied on books, and instead figured her own ways through the trials I gave her.
ReplyDeleteI say Flutterby is Fluttershy's version of Trollestia.
ReplyDeleteNooo Heinz! why do you forsake me (Not to say I won't be eagerly awaiting these tins to get across the country to me...)
ReplyDeleteWho do I side with!? Both have good arguments. One side is GREAT and POWERFUL! The other side is well founded.
ReplyDeleteWhich side do I choose?
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, PONIES!!!!!!!
@PeanutButterDimond
ReplyDeleteAlways choose well founded over power. The grounds of morality will always prevail over the power of conceit...
I guess it's a good thing Celestia herself didn't post this.
ReplyDelete@Gen. (Ret) Dwight D. "Spike" Eisenkauer
ReplyDeleteHm, you would say so.
For the sake of honesty, I want to confess here my own conviction that Eisenkauer's motivation is more ideological than opportunistic. Or, to put it bluntly, I personally think that he has been sympathetic to ultimate Communist aims, realistically willing to use Communist means to help them achieve their goals, knowingly accepting and abiding by Communist orders, and consciously serving the Communist conspiracy, from the time he was a colt.
For those interested in resisting the grand conspiracy tying together him, Fluttershy, and indeed many members of the government and media, please consider joining the Tree Birch Society.
@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDelete...Can't argue with that logic. Siding with the well founded against the GREAT and POWERFUL it is!
So, am I to take it that the Pink Scare has been kicked off by a can of pasta?
ReplyDeleteRainbow Dash's vocabulary seems to be a bit more...diverse, than last I met her.
ReplyDeleteOh god, more RP'ing. I'll love and tolerate you and leave at once. Good day.
ReplyDeleteI've been hanging around Twilight...
ReplyDelete@AppleJack
ReplyDeleteThat is where you are wrong, Trixie claimed to have the power strong enough to vanquish the Ursa, which she does. Trixie may have stretched the truth in defeating one before but Trixie has no doubt that she has enough power to do so. All she needed was the proper knowledge.
@Twilight Sparkle
Trixie never said this had anything to do with you Twilight Sparkle! You're the one bringing this to an attack on you! Trixie said what she knew and you were the first to attack on character! Who is the one being low Ms. Twilight Sparkle?
I do agree that with the training she has done these past months (and my own manipulation of the celestial creatures I created), Trixie could defeat an Ursa. Whether a Major or a Minor is still to be seen.
ReplyDelete@Trixie
ReplyDeleteActually I think you started it by insulting one of our friends. Twilight's defending Shy is no surprise to anypony except you who can't understand what it means to care about anypony but yourself.
Trixie, you LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletep.s. Even if it was true (which it definitely is not)i wouldn't care. hay, to be honest even if she was murdering me with an axe i still wouldn't believe she intends any harm...she is too sweet. YOU on the other hand...
@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteThank you Rainbow.
Luna, may I suggest you start training Trixie's character rather than her so called "Great Powers"?
ReplyDelete@Robert Welsh Cob
ReplyDeleteI beat Erwin Pommel Horse in the desert, and intervened in the Koroan peninsula. I won't stand for your baseless accusations that the Commies order me around! I'm a dragon, for Celestia's sake! You know, eats gems, collects gold? I'd be the last creature in Equestria that would want anything to do with communism.
On the 3rd evening of July, I overheard a conversation between Fluttershy and Nurse Redheart which I believe is of grave importance to this investigation. In their exchange, Fluttershy made several statements claiming that "State-enforced equality is the most efficient form of widespread generosity" and "Strict rationing of food, supplies, and labor would make sure nopony would suffer or need again.".
ReplyDeleteI believe these statements to be evidence of her support for the ideals of Communism. From the evidence brought forth by the Great and Powerful Trixie, I now believe this outing to be a serious threat to my well being... Therefore, I offer you my testimony anonymously.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteNot to be nitpicky on grammar, but "Trixie never said this had anything to do with you Twilight Sparkle!" should be "Trixie never said this had anything to do with you, Twilight Sparkle!". There. Much better!
Oh and, I disagree with you, Trxie... yeah.
Trixie wouldn't consider being called a spy an insult, but if everypony else does than she will be willing to accept the first insult throw. However, Trixie would not consider it an act of being low as Twilight Sparkle put it. Trixie found out shocking news and went out to share it with everypony for their well being, if that makes her a bad pony then Trixie cares not for what a good pony is.
ReplyDeleteTrixie would also like to thank Princess Luna for standing by her all this time.
Really? Some coward, who can't even back up their claims, thinks that the pony of kindness would support something as terrible as communism? You ponies need to remember who you're talking about here... I mean, if it were Gilda you were talking about I'd feel differently, but seriously!
ReplyDeleteShocking scandal! Rainbow Dahs accuses long-time friend of being a Stalliongrad spy! Exclusive interview inside!
ReplyDeleteY'all commies posting in a commie thread. Blog.
ReplyDelete@Equestrian Inquirer
ReplyDeleteI never accused, but I would expect her over Fluttershy. Please, let's stop being so ridiculous everypony...
@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDelete...This coming from a pony who outspokenly marveled at the skill and discipline of the USPR Air Force? One would think that a certain pony who has been turned down by the Wonderbolt's on several occasions would begin to shift their career into... a new direction?
Ponyville has eyes and ears everywhere, Misses Dash. Even the secure setting of Sugarcube Corner is no haven to slights against Celestia's vision for Equestria.
Trixie believes that this Fluttershy is just acting shy to keep the trail from coming back to her. It's not exactly unheard of for a spy to fake an identity now is it? Even if the identity must be kept up for an excessive amount of time.
ReplyDeleteOh, please, as if I'd consider military as a potential career...
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDelete"Even if the identity must be kept up for an excessive amount of time." But for almost her whole life? That's just grasping at nonexsistant straws.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteInteresting, interesting. Try to drop by the Ponyville EBI Field Office tomorrow. We are always looking for patriotic, anonymous ponies to aid in our efforts to root out the Pinks.
I believe that Fluttershy is most definitely not a spy. She can't gather information if she's too afraid to talk to others.
ReplyDeleteCan anyone explain why Fluttershy insists on living so far from Ponyville and it's civilians? Granted, her love for the local wildlife is unquestioned, but why risk the lives of her chickens and the lives of countless injured animals by placing herself so close to the Everfree Forest?
ReplyDeleteI believe her distance serves a purpose.
Must we remind everypony of who saved ALL of Equestria from Nightmare Moon?
ReplyDelete@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteReally? I seem to recall you asking about Royal Guard pay, among other things, during the Philomena Incident. AND PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE WHEN WE ARE ON DUTY!
Having known Fluttershy for quite some time, and having known Dash for...quite a different time, I think I can safely say neither of them support communism.
ReplyDeleteEven though, in an ideal world, "communism" is an entire political system based on caring and sharing. So many ponies seem to forget that the only reason communism is bad is because it never manages to work out right.
And there's no way Fluttershy is a spy. She doesn't even own a Dead Ringer, for Luna's sake!
@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteAnd now even the princess we purged is against us.
You Celestia forsaken puppets.You're all playing into Trixie's hooves!
@Display Name
ReplyDeleteYou've got to share... you've got to care... tarnation, Pinkie Pie's a pinko!
Yes, Rainbow Dash, she did fight admirably against Nightmare Moon. I'm sure one would hate to see a new monarchy form, especially when attempts at removing of the original have proved taxing enough...
ReplyDeleteIt is the mindset of ALL brain-washed Communist that they must SAVE us from the "horrors" of our current political structure.
All the ponies in this blog ARE CRAZY!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, I fail to see how preventing eternal night and evil dictatorship would be furthering communism any more than protecting Equestria
ReplyDelete@twilight sparkle ditto
ReplyDeleteTrixie would like to know why everypony seems to think that she has some sort of ulterior motive to saying what she said about Fluttershy. What does Trixie have to gain from any of this? Trixie would like to remind everypony that she is not one to just waste her time
ReplyDeleteTwilight Sparkle accuses royal Princess Luna of insanity! Reports of Celestia's reaction are not yet available, but one can only imagine on how she must be handling this news.
ReplyDeleteHmm...Attempt to defend friends, or sit back and watch chaos unfurl...
ReplyDelete*mutters* Stay here...tank...stay here...tank...
Ponies of this blog unite! You have nothing to lose but your harnesses!
ReplyDeleteFrom each pony according to your cutie mark! To each pony according to their need!
The struggle between the Aristocracy and the pony folks is a political struggle!
This is fun! I'm gonna throw a party. A COMMUNIST PARTY!
@Trixie
ReplyDeleteYou could be trying to cause exactly what's happening... I think causing this dissension is exactly what you had in mind to finally best Twilight...
@Equestrian Inquierer
ReplyDeleteNeed I remind you that with but a single letter I could shut down you're entire operation.
I didn't even read it because I was too busy being pissed off they misspelled Fluttershy's name T^T
ReplyDeleteThis just in! "Twilight Sparkle best pony ever", experts agree!
ReplyDeleteCRAZY FOR OUR COUNTRY, MISS TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
ReplyDeleteDo you deny that a one Pinkamena Diane Pie visited your library on the 22nd of May?
Do you also deny that this was not merely a social call, but in fact a pursuit of knowledge?
Do you ALSO deny, Miss Sparkle, that said pony was looking into ways to construct a "4th wall bomb"?
Need I remind you that it is the CELESTIA-GIVEN DUTY of every pony to report suspicious activities to your local and federal authorities, especially when said activities involve a MENTALLY UNSTABLE PONY, who has a DOCUMENTED HISTORY OF SPREADING COMMUNIST IDEALS IN NEWLY FORMED AND ECONOMICALLY TROUBLED CITIES, and one with the intention of building an EXPLOSIVE DEVICE at that?!
I am beginning to question YOUR competency and likewise, I am beginning to question the nature of Pinkie Pie's relationship with Rainbow Dash, a pony who disregards authority, has an interest in the military, and is widely known as the only pony capable of forming a natural explosion through speed alone.
@Equestrian Inquirer
ReplyDeletebribery will only get you in more trouble.
Spike take a note please...
@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteHow in Celestia's name can Trixie even consider this to be besting Twilight at anything? What is Trixie besting her at? As Trixie has said before this has nothing to do with Twilight Sparkle, she only got in it due to her connection with Fluttershy
I'm terribly sorry, I can't take your accusations seriously if you insist on hiding your identity. I am questioning your competency to make these unfounded accusations that you seem to be pulling out of the air.
ReplyDeleteThe Weak and Obnoxious Trixie is neither funny nor appealing. Please stop spamming her all over the place. It's tired, and it wasn't very amusing to begin with.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous:
ReplyDelete...But isn't the fourth wall just an old pony's tale?
@Trixie, I don't care to talk to you anymore, if you continue to make accusations I will simply regard them as the mad ramblings of a pony known for her incessant lying
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteYou cannot stop the truth, Ms. Sparkle! No one can stop the [redacted]
@Equestrian Inquirer
ReplyDeleteand the letter is away.
Expect the Royal guard to be at your door within the week if not the day.
There's 3 kind of pasta's in this world (at least my world) copypasta, creppypasta, and ponypasta
ReplyDeleteAh, horseapples. Can't look in on this anymore, just got called back on duty. Wonder what for.
ReplyDelete@RainbowDash
ReplyDeleteAre you perhaps choosing to ignore Trixie now because you actually have no way to respond? Could that be because the Great and Powerful Trixie is actually right? And if she is right about this whole ordeal NOT being about Twilight Sparkle, could that also mean that she was right from the start?
@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you'd love nothing more than for me to make myself public. I have a career and family to worry about, Misses Dash, though I'm sure the capitalist structure of a self-run business is of little to no concern to you.
I bet if you had it your way, EVERYONE would be entitled to a FREE fan, while I work my hooves down to the bone out of OBLIGATION.
Thanks but no thanks, Misses Dash. I choose to stay OUT of that breadline.
Trixie, You said you performed extensive research before revealing this information, yet you also claimed to have never touched a book or any other source of information that could have been used to read up on Ursa Minors. How could you have performed research without such the resources to do so?
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteWe've just had enough of your snide insinuations.
Trixie wasn't you that tried to turn Fluttershy into "Shutterfly", a hideous ponyfly abomination? hmmm? HMMM?
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteYou are not very good at hiding your identity Mr. Breezy.
Well, on one hoof you rather ousted yourself just now, under no force of mine, on the other hoof, I happen to be best friends with Rarity, another small business owner you may know. I fully support capitalism and consider myself Libertarian, but I doubt you even know what that means.
ReplyDelete@Display Name
ReplyDeleteIt is a theoretical possibility. It was not uncommon for vicious nations to explore all methods of domination and expansion.
Why, even the notorious leader, Hoofler, looked into ways to guide and control the beasts of the Everfree Forest through his secret society.
Everypony, we must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We should not walk in fear of one another. We will not be ridden by fear into an age of unreason, provided we remember that we are not descended from fearful ponies -- not from ponies who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes that were, for the moment, unpopular.
ReplyDeleteFrom all of us here at EBS, good night and good luck.
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeletePardon me, Ms. Sparkle, but intimidating the press is part of my job, not yours. Please try to stick to your own ambit. Parlor tricks, or whatnot.
@J. Edgar Hoofver
ReplyDeleteExcuse me?
I perform feats of magic far more complex than those performed by the charlatan slinging mud about one of my closest friends.
Not all research is done by book Mr. Anonymous. Trixie is a magician after all, there is much that can be done without being seen or heard. Trixie would also point out that she had the help of Princess Luna after all.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
Trixie is merely just defending her position. Trixie's point still stands
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteMire señorita, no se que piensa de la vida, pero le puedo asegurar... *cough* Sorry, I get enojado con esta mare...
See señorita, I don't saber what's the rollo with your life, but you confound la mare que uste' acusa, with Quetzal de Cempaxóchitl, a mare who has the same color of fur.
Excuse mi for my bad English, I'm a very humble pony who not put atention to English class, but I can't see you accuse a un pony for your silly capa, here in Ciuda' de Mexicolt. By the way, the riot, wasn't un riot... was a protest against the crime rates and the useless gobierno we have.
... You have no evidence of my identity or possible relation to Mr. Breezy. I was simply providing an example to illustrate my point...
ReplyDeleteNow if you'll excuse me, I have a.. Sick relative to attend to and no longer have time to squabble with traitors.
I feel sorry for the country you have forsaken and the local businessponies you've betrayed - friend or otherwise!
Good day to you!
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteUntil that disingenuous assertion is debunked in an equestrian court on the grounds of defamation of character.
Good day to you Anonymous contributor to an increasingly unsubstantiated debacle...
ReplyDeleteTwilight, I used some big words there...
ReplyDeleteI fucking knew it! I always though that fluttershy was evil, just look at her eyes, she's a criminal!
ReplyDeletePardon Mr. Agave but Trixie isn't good with Spanish, could somepony be kind enough to translate for Trixie?
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
is it necessary to heckle everypony like that? Trixie understands if you have something against her, but not for anypony else.
@Trixie:
ReplyDelete"Not all research is done by book Mr. Anonymous."
Research done without books...spying?
"Trixie is a magician after all, there is much that can be done without being seen or heard."
Sort of like spying...
"Trixie would also point out that she had the help of Princess Luna after all."
Luna's a princess, no way she doesn't have some spies running around somewhere...
I hate to point hooves, but you kinda just set yourself up to be suspect.
@Display Name
ReplyDeleteAre you accusing Princess Luna of being a pink, my good colt? I would certainly hope that is not what you are insinuating. Such claims are baseless and... DANGEROUS to a proud nation such as ours.