• Rarity VS Trixie



    Not like I needed to tell you that, though. She's got the best voice actor, starred in one of the best episodes this season, and has the best color scheme of the mane six. If you disagree, you are wrong.

    Oh, I made a Ferrarity banner. I hope you guys like puns, because it's not going anywhere.

    Cereal out.

    Trixie's Victory is after the break!-Seth

    > implying Trixie won! - Cereal



    Get owned

    > implying Trixie didn't have the best voice actor, didn't star in the best episode, and isn't a better color scheme than all of the main six combined. - Seth  

    > implying Trixie isn't a complete whore. - Cereal

    > implying removing Trixie's image and calling her a whore makes her any less of the best pony -Seth


    > implying everything Rarity does and everything Rarity touches doesn't turn to gold - Cereal

    > implying Trixie couldn't convert any material into anything at will anyhow.  Considering she is 300 times the unicorn Rarity will ever be - Seth



    > implying that messing with my obviously superior tags is going to perturb me - Cereal

    > implying I even need to change tags to talk about how much better Trixie is - Seth 

    > implying I don't need to keep changing your damn implications because you're violating implication conventions by capitalizing the first word. because I keep needing to. I'm sure Trixie wouldn't go for someone so bad at typing. - Cereal



    > implying I'm not distracted by how amazing Trixie is and couldn't care less about your implication conventions. - Seth

    > implying you didn't clean up your act immediately because you were too embarrassed about looking bad in front of Trixie which doesn't matter because she think you're gross - Cereal

    > implying Rarity wouldn't just rob you of your possessions and file for divorce the second she saw an opportunity.  Trixie is at least honorable -Seth

    > implying that tricking a crowd of ponies into believing that you're cool when in reality you're a whore is honorable - Cereal

    >implying being a jealous asshole who constantly abandons her friends is something to look up to  -Seth

    > implying making dresses for your friends free of charge and putting up with all their bullshit when your brilliant designs are rejected is a shining example of character Trixie will ever amount to ever - Cereal
     > implying the Great and Powerful Trixie would ever be held back by something as trivial as friends in the first place.  She doesn't need such nonsense on her quest to overthrow the evil tyrant Celestia who everypony else turns a blind eye to.  -Seth

    > implying that Trixie isn't ignoring the very title of the show by not making a few friends. It would do wonders for her attitude. - Cereal

    > implying the title isn't a Celestian conspiracy to make everypony waste time on friendship instead of learning true magic like Trixie -Seth

    > implying Trixie does true magic and not just tricks and mirrors - Cereal 

    >Implying removing the dye from Rarity's hair and revealing her true color wasn't extremely complex magic. -Seth

    426 comments:

    1. oh my god both of you shut the fuck up

      they are both mediocre ponies

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    2. I'd just like to point out that Rarity is beating Trixie by just over seven hundred votes right now. Rarity may not be the best pony, but she is better than Trixie. :)

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    3. The best pony isnt a pony ITS SPIKE!
      -D4SHTH3R4INB0W

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    4. SO MUCH IMPLYING!!!

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    5. The reason Rarity is ahead in the polls is because Trixie appeared in one episode. Just one episode.

      I'm sure that if (read: when) she becomes a main character in Season 2, Trixie will get more votes, making it very closely matched!

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    6. All my love Rarity, all my love <3

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    7. @Anonymous
      >Main character.
      No PLEASE no!

      I mean, okay, fine for you if she come back for one, maybe a few more episodes and have more appearances and lines...
      But Main cast? really?I mean, she was WRITTEN as a villain, she shouldn't EVER be a good guy or stay with them, personally that'd be a show killer.

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    8. She's no Fluttershy, but I do quite like Rarity.

      I still don't understand Seth's Trixie obsession. Quite the web of implications that argument was.

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    9. Yeeahhh Rarity is definitely better. Trixie=boo.

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    10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55p_bC4QnQ

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    11. Wow. Rarity absolutely trounced Trixie.

      I voted for Trixie by the way.

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    12. WOOO yaaa Rarity!!!!! - Spike the dragon

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    13. Okay, maybe not main character. But at least a recurring character! Please?

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    14. You know, that's the weirdest way EVER to spell Derpy.
      (Insert awsum faec here)

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    15. Rarity > Twilight > Rainbow > the rest

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    16. Hahaha :D


      Yes, Rarity is best.

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    17. Rarity will always come out on top. that's just the way she trots.

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    18. Has anypony else besides me noticed the web address for this? LMAO

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    19. *cough*rarityisabitch*cough*

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    20. I think seth did a better job in this arguement, however I dislike trixie with a passion because she reminds me of plenty of people I hate.

      Obviously whenever the word 'best' is used in reference to ponies it means 'best besides twilight' though, but that's a given.

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    21. The best pony. Pfft i love them all equally <3

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    22. Fight Fight Fight!... Or Post Post Post! Go Rarity and Cereal! Er, I mean Yeah Trixie and Seth! Oh, screw this.

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    23. > implying that Applejack isn't the best pony anyway.

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    24. Implying that Rarity's hair colour is un-natural.

      Besides, you're both wrong.

      Fluttershy.

      *flips everyone off & drives away*

      (inb4 "old post who cares anymore")

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    25. This is the best blog I have ever read.

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    26. Rarity is best pony of mane six. Derpy is best best pony.

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