It appears our dear human assistants, ever-prone to charming incompetence, have forgotten to embed this essential poll. Thus, we now officially unveil the question that surely haunts thy mortal minds: “Would you date a pony?” Please vote swiftly. You can find it on the side over there. I admit to great curiosity regarding thy preferences (though I suspect most of you secretly wish to court a certain Princess of the Night). Cast thy votes now, lest my sister Celestia attempt to interfere again by adding cake-themed options!
