A Keytar will unlock so many possibilities! That's why it has key in the name! Plus, we get a live performance, and you get a signed picture of them playing it. I see you guys buying Rainbow Dash promo cards with no guarantee of them not showing up everywhere in a month for 500 bucks, and blindbag Fluttershy for 300 back when the fandom was new. Use that money for something useful! Our musician buddies need a keytar!
If anything, do it for Science.
And I didn't even spell Steffan's name wrong this time.
(Update!) Excess Keytars will be signed and given out to charity!