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Banish Luna for 35 seconds and when she comes back be wearing all her socks and sleeping in her bed. Generally pretend to be Luna for the sake of trolling.
ReplyDeleteHug Luna.
ReplyDeleteTroll Season 2 by banishing Luna to the Moon! No one shall defy Celestia's Iron Hoof of Control!
ReplyDeleteTROLLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteBanish socks.
ReplyDeletei would devise a super-special-awesome-ultra-curbo-conic laser canon, allowing for any verb involving banishment or the moon to be performed in 10 seconds flat
ReplyDeletethen, i would do something involving luna
1) Establish Secret Pony Police.
ReplyDelete2) Use Secret Pony Police to intimidate/purge dangerous elements of society (Griffons, Zebras, Pro-Democracy activists, misc. dissidents, Derpy) via a carefully orchestrated campaign of kidnapping, torture, assassination, pogroms, and moon banishment.
3) Justify #2 via a false-flag terrorist attack on Canterlot.
4) Direct SSP to brutally assassinate Twilight Sparkle's parents and frame anti-Celestia dissidents for the crime.
5) Establish "Celestia Youth" paramilitary brigades throughout Equestria.
6) Outlaw emigration, enforced via magical shield.
7) Outlaw private ownership of weapons, enforced via sweeping SSP & CY raids.
8) Write a book filled with my wisdom, wit, and propaganda, then order that enough copies are printed for everypony in Equestria. Encourage CY brigades to pummel anypony stopped on the street who can't produce Celestia's Little White Book at a moment's notice.
9) Make a Trollface.
^^^ whoops, wrote SSP instead of SPP. My bad.
ReplyDeleteTroll. Hard.
ReplyDelete"So your a mmmmmmByyyeeetch that likes mmmmmbananas? Well you wont find any bananas,
ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
I'd visit Ponyville for some tea, raise the sun a few times for the lulz, and not kidnap Nyx. It'd be one of the worst mistakes of my rule.
ReplyDeleteFind a mmmmbag and fill it with mmmmbananas.
ReplyDelete@Saphyr
ReplyDelete^This. Please tell me you were quoting RE5 Wesker with that first line.
Call a meeting of all the lawyers in the world...on the MOOOOON!
ReplyDeleteTake a day off and be lazy, see if it messes with everyone
ReplyDelete1) hug luna
ReplyDelete2) hug twilight
3) hug fluttershy
4) find trixy
5) hug trixy
6) hug octavia
6)...
basically hug everyone.
Open Portal to Earth and let all the bronies into Equestria, offering ponification (for a modest fee) to anyone who desires it.
ReplyDeleteMaintaining the portal to earth, grant the rest of the earth greater medical technology and spacefaring capability for cheaps so people can all get off this godforsaken rock and finally get our fat asses out into true blue space exploration.
Come back to Equestria and be the best Princess I can be.
And then I clop.
Seek revenge against everyone who's making these overblown stereotypes about her.
ReplyDeleteRape all the things.
ReplyDeleteTurn into Molestia, visit Ponyville.
ReplyDeleteuse my magic to become to the celly equivalent to nightmare moon. and then get beaten my luna and get banished to the sun for 1000 years
ReplyDeleteForce the guards to make out while I clop.
ReplyDeleteBan socks.
ReplyDeleteFirst hug Luna....
ReplyDeleteThen ask how i can separate from Tia and become a normal colt I stead if just taking over random fillies.
Then ask if I can hang around and watch Luna raise the moon and admire it and the stars because I am Stargazer after all. Of course complimenting her work a d becoming good friends with both Luna and Tia as well as other ponies.
Trololololol all day every day
ReplyDeleteOrder everypony to stop being so stuffy around me! Then get disappointed whenever I enter a room and everypony still bows.
ReplyDeleteSend my faithful subjects on meaningless quests that would take five minutes if I were to bother with them myself but take all day for everyone else.
ReplyDeleteKeep the sun up for X days in a row. ETERNAL DAY MWUHAHAHAH!
ReplyDeleteWesternize Equestria
ReplyDeleteConstruct factories
Raise army
Enact Manefest Destiny
Become World Power.
1. Make sure things between me and Luna were good.
ReplyDelete2. Hit on Twilight.
3. Banish all the "Celestia is a tyrant," people to the moon. With bananas.
Let a few of the hazards of the rest of the world through so my subjects will 1) realize that on an objective scale their petty little problems are just that: petty; 2) harden the fuck up; 3) send me a cookie-bouquet in thanks once in a while.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, spankings for Luna. And Twilight. And that cute guard over there. How could I forget about that?
Banish Luna to the moon and bring about eternal day so that everypony can spend all the time in the world admiring my new pink wings. They're so pretty.
ReplyDelete@DELC17
ReplyDeleteAgreed!! Seph! Grab my tail!!
Also some trolling lol
/slaps on troll face
ReplyDelete"Let's Rock!"
Reign over my iron empire with love and wisdom.
ReplyDeleteSend everyone I dislike "TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAH!!"
ReplyDelete1. set Luna's room on fire
ReplyDelete2. banish Luna to moon again
3. declare war on very thing not pony both in and outside of Equestria
Order all the scientist ponies to build an orbital friendship cannon as a defense system. Snuggle Luna, tea troll some mofos, snuggle luna some more, then probably make a sandwich.
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ReplyDeleteSpend my time as Celestia being nice to Luna
ReplyDeleteI send everyone to the moon. :D
ReplyDeleteThrow another Grand Galloping Gala with the Party Planner as Pinkie Pie then take action with an Iron Hoof against the Rest of Equestria when its over.
ReplyDeleteWonder why I have such a severe hangover.
ReplyDeleteSO YOU'RE A MMMMMBITCH THAT DOESN'T LIKE MMMMMBANANAS?
ReplyDeleteI'd brute-magic the CMC's to getting a cutie mark for arguing.
ReplyDeleteBanish everypony who I don't like to the MOON!
ReplyDeleteEstablish a line of toys called "My Little Homo Sapiens", make a cartoon to go with the toys and see how long it takes for fansites to pop up.
ReplyDeleteThen follow Luna for days on end, randomly hugging her and looking innocent when she mentions that all her socks are missing.
Brush my mane just so I can finally find out what it's made of.
ReplyDeleteSend everypony to the moon.
ReplyDeleteDo Google Image search for Princess Celestia
ReplyDeleteLearn about Trollestia jokes.
Banish Google to the moon.
I agree with the general consensus. I would be trollin' hard.
ReplyDeleteChange Title to Empress,
ReplyDeleteBanish Gilda to the moon of messing with Fluttershy
Tell Rainbow dash the exact protocol for joining the wonderbolts
Send a giant disco ball in orbit around the sun.
ReplyDeleteThen break ponies' minds by asking about "orbit".
TO THE MOON!!!
ReplyDeletewell not me, but I would banish everyone there.
RULE UNDER THE NEW NAZI GOVERNMENT
ReplyDeleteWWII PONY STYLE
Make over time! I wonder what the Nobles would think about an open air court down in Canterlot that all the citizenry can attend?
ReplyDeleteOh an maybe a bit of a mane cut it is so unruly in the morning it takes so long to get ready in the morning with all the curlers. Maybe something like that Rainbow Dash I think, or something simple like a braid.
Banish all of you to the Moon, then banish me in the process... Party hard the rest of the time while occurs next body swap. ._q
ReplyDeletesummon azathoth.
ReplyDeletetroll fo corse then spend some "personal time" with twilight and luna. o and cause the stocks to crass, cause mass panic, make everypony read cupcakes and the eat cupcakes, make season 2 happen on friday, and make spiderzis the Equestrin nashonal anthum.
ReplyDeleteBanish Seth and Trixie to the moon also be the best pony
ReplyDeleteInafter what is probably a billion TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAA! and banishment jokes. lol
ReplyDeleteI'd rule all of Equestria like a baws naturally. And troll all my subjects for shits 'n giggles.
Become friends with the Blood Ravens. Seal away the Maledictum with the power of friendship.
ReplyDeleteDo you like banana's?
ReplyDeleteBuy matching socks
ReplyDeleteI'm not Celestia! I cast a spell while I was Luna so that I could only be Luna, and not change into another pony!
ReplyDeleteI would...
ReplyDelete1. First go down to carousel boutique and the command Rarity to make me the best dress she can. Then after I try on the dress and get a good look at it... I would tell the bitch that the dress is ugly like she is and it is the worse dress ever made... For that horrid dress she would make me, I would banish her to the moon FOR-EV-ER!
2. And Then I would go playfully harass my sister Luna like I did to myself when I was Luna.
3. Later at night... Is cloping aloud?
walk like a boss on teh streetz of canterlot ICE COLD
ReplyDeleteSmack Luna with the Sun.
ReplyDeleteI think my faithful student has something planned this week. How will i reek havoc for her this time?
ReplyDelete*trollestia*
EVERYONE, TO THE MOON, NOW!
ReplyDeleteTROLOLOLOLOLOLOL. XD
Raise the Sun, troll ALL the ponies, then chill out and go to sleep. Rinse, repeat.
ReplyDeleteMake exact, perfect replica of myself, Tell her to be new Celestia. Turn myself into a stallion, date new Celestia. Then troll entire of Equestria with mindfuck that I am a stallion dating myself.
ReplyDeleteLet's go practice Medicine- I mean, Trolling.
ReplyDeleteEverybody. Moon. Go.
ReplyDeleteU MAD?
Have several orphanages built, even though there's only one known orphan: Scootaloo.
ReplyDeleteBan Scootaloo from the orphanages.
Have the orphanages filled with non-orphans.
Have several fire departments built.
Have some tea.
And by 'tea', I mean 'some tea with gin'.
And by 'some tea', I mean 'some gin with tea'.
And by 'some gin', I mean 'just gin'.
And by 'gin', I mean 'vodka'.
And by 'vodka', I mean '98% proof'.
Burn down the orphanages.
Burn down the fire houses while they're fighting flaming orphanages.
Banish Pinkie Pie. FOREVER. (Seriously, she gives the the creeps.) Then go troll Trixie, hook my little sister up with Applejack, and then go get drunk.
ReplyDeleteCreate a new program to help guarantee that everypony in Equestria is provided with socks, turtlenecks, and kittens. Or in the case of pegasi, catwings.
ReplyDeleteOrder the presence of one Pinkamena Diane Pie in my bedchambers. Once done with that, troll the palace staff for my amusement, and be supportive for my dear sister.
ReplyDeleteAlso, find this 'Trollestia' imposter and banish her to the nearest black hole.
ReplyDeleteThe sun shall never set on the Solar Empire.
ReplyDeleteStick the main six characters on the moon. And host a game show about them living on the moon.
ReplyDeleteTROLL THE COUNTRY!
ReplyDeletetrolololololol!
ReplyDeleteShip with Twilight, Troll, extend my tyrannical rule, banish to the MOOOOONNNNNAAAAAAA, yell BEEE-YTCH!!!! get banished to the sun for eternity by sister, burn in hell...
ReplyDeleteteleport into some pony-child little bedroom.
ReplyDeletelock the door.
silence spell on the wall.
RAPE TIEEEEM
Then I troll everyone!
ReplyDeleteI'm now a tyrant?
ReplyDelete1. Make ponies LAW
2. All who appose TO PLUTO ( we dont want a cluttered moon)
3. Trolestia
4. Molestia
5. tl;dr most of these comments
6. Get hammered
bleeeeh alfalfa monster
ReplyDeleteGive Luna and the mane six a combat lesson so they can handle new threats to Equestria with more hoof power, especially if she's already predicted Discord's future escape! :3
ReplyDeleteWho needs a space program when you have a giant cannon?
ReplyDeleteCast a spell to make everypoby drunk at the next grand galloping gala. Hang out with the mane six at said gala and enjoy the drunken frivolity :3
ReplyDeleteTrow a party bigger than anything Pinkie could ever throw. Wait... is that posible?
ReplyDeleteI banish all the monsters on a passing comet, create a special holiday to celebrate *The Two Sisters-Princesses* (Kinda like mother's day, but it would be Sisters' day)...
ReplyDeleteOh, and I lower taxes a bit.
Visit everyone who's ever made a "Trollestia" joke and tell them how disappointed I am.
ReplyDeleteOr, y'know, just kick back and continue being the most laid-back, easygoing ruler ever.
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ReplyDeleteI'd give my sister a hug, and then tell her to make some friends!
ReplyDeleteFly around singing the Nyan cat song as I raise the sun
ReplyDeleteTell Luna firmly that she needs to get out more
Receive a shipment of lemons
Attempt to make lemonade
Rant about the lemons "I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to lifes manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Princess Celestia lemons! I'm gonna get all my unicorn scholars to invent a combustable lemon and burn your house down!"
Watch all my subjects crap themselves after I realize I just said all that in public
Also realize that technically I'm lifes manager
Go to bed and think what have I done now
@SovBrony
ReplyDeleteAt that point, we might as well have a moon party. Anypony interested?
Oh, and I'd set up a portal between Earth and Equestria. Multiple portals, even. Portable portals.
I'm freakin' Celestia. I can make anything happen.
OHMYGODMYPICTUREISHERE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *faint*
ReplyDelete@SovBrony
ReplyDeleteFirst, we banish this guy.
ofc, SOCKS
ReplyDeleteYou mean Trollestia? well i would become a normal alicorn and be nice and not a troll about everypony and have sister time with Luna :D
ReplyDeleteI restructure EqD from the ground up. No more non-news like this bullshit.
ReplyDeleteOrder the kingdom's cartographers to make a map of Equestria and it's surrounding neighbours to be released to the bronies.
ReplyDelete