Well, well,well, according to this 100%, FLAWLESSLY accurate pony pasta can, The Great and Powerful Trixie, (Legendary crime solving ace detective of the Imperial Elite Unicorn Genius division) Has made a STARTLING discovery. You FOALS were entranced by this despicable little heathen, but the Great and Powerful Trixie, your beloved protector and savior, is here to dispel this charade of evil that she has dug into your pathetic little pony minds. 
The one you know as "Fluttershy" is in fact a notorious international spy from Stalliongrad. Her true identity, "Flutterby", is held accountable for numerous transgressions, including, but not limited to, theft of highly classified documents, international espionage, and stepping on Trixie's immaculate cloak during a riot in Mexicolt City.
Through COUNTLESS hours of exceedingly complicated testing that layponies like yourselves could never even hope to comprehend, The Benevolent and Wise Trixie has deciphered the lies and misdeeds of Ponyville's so-called animal lover.
Your"Friend" should be orbiting Equestria and counting moonrocks within the week.... assuming Celestia finally answers the Great and Powerful Trixie's letters.
259 comments:
ug... I dunno how anypony can sleep with all this commotion. So uh, what is all this huff fluff about no.... Wait wait what, fluttershy's name get misspelled and you think she's a spy now...
ReplyDeleteFirst tree's, now spies. Oh, what is the world of Equestria is this world coming too lol.
@Display NameMaybe Fluttershy caught Trixie spying and Trixie is now trying to get Fluttershy in trouble in order to protect herself.
ReplyDelete@Lunar Republic Bureau of Propoganda
ReplyDeleteJust because you have spies doesn't mean you're a commie.
Heck, I've seen high school football teams with spies.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteHow am I heckling anypony?
@Lunar Republic Bureau of Propoganda
ReplyDeleteI believe that the accusation was simply that one with a Bureau of Propaganda would likely have spies as well.
@Star Gazer
ReplyDeleteI know! Has Equestria gone mad? Or all they all simply following Trixie for the heck of it?
@That Big Official-Sounding Name
ReplyDeleteP.S. Is propaganda a type of candy? Sounds tasty. Is it like marzipan?
Hrm. I'm certainly willing to believe The Great and Powerful Trixie's evidence. Together with the photographs presented by Sen. McCarthorse at the RUAC meeting, I've got a feeling about this.
ReplyDeleteI'll remind you, no one believed Whittering Chambers that Alger Hoss was a Communist spy, except old Dick Neighson. But who was laughing when I found the microfilm hidden in that apple, eh?
And as to this Fluttershy, if that is her real name. Just look at her. Of course she's a pink. Even her mane is pink!
@Display Name
ReplyDeleteTrixie was researching all of Twilight's friends before she found out what she did. Trixie will admit that her initial intentions were to find out some sort of weakness in Twilight Sparkle, however after she found out about Fluttershy's spy plots she dropped all of her original intentions to warn everypony. Trixie will stick with her statement that she was just researching Twilight Sparkle.
@Twilight Sparkle
You've already threatened the Inquirer, and then you went after Hoover, Trixie believes it was, who was simply asking you to let them do their job
@Display Name
ReplyDeleteI can neither confirm nor deny that the Lunar Republic may or may not have spies at this or any time in the past of future.
Also, yes. Propoganda is a type of candy. All your favorite types of candy, in fact.
I find that highly racist coming from somepony so high up
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteI threatened the Inquirer because they attempted to defame me,much like you are doing to poor Fluttershy.
I am justified in that action.
And Mr.Hoovers comment was a personal slight. I will not be lowered to a unicorn of your level.
@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteTo think the most lovable and adorable one in ponyville is being accused of being a spy. I don't want to even think about what's next.
~shrugs~
I hate to think these ponies have any more unfounded accusations to make, which they seem to be pulling out of their flanks...
ReplyDelete(Anyone else smell the fanfic cooking?)
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteAt Trixie's level? Trixie has yet to insult or attack anypony other than the ones that attacked her as well. You Twilight Sparkle have been quick to go after anypony who even dares disagree with you!
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteOnly the ponies who are so misguided they'd actually believe you Trixie.
Trixie is only telling what she knows, if everypony else is too hardheaded to believe her then it is not Trixie's fault should things get sour.
ReplyDeleteTrixie must apologize but it seems it's just about time for Trixie to retire for the night. The Great and Powerful Trixie has a very important show tomorrow in Hoofington. Trixie will be sure to return at her soonest possible convenience should anypony be foalish enough to attack Trixie while she is away.
I like Trixie. The producers meant her as a throwaway, one-time villain, and they messed up big time with that. Because we ended up caring about her. I think she got a raw deal, I think there's so much more to her than what we've seen, and I believe she's got more heart and vulnerability than she wants anyone to know. I hope she gets to return in season 3, with much asking for forgiveness all around for all involved. That would be a good lesson to teach kids.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I re-watched Ep.09: Bridle Gossip, and at around the 20.00 min. mark the scene opens with a wide aerial shot of Ponyville town square, and there's like four Trixies (and a few Bob Bons, etc.) milling around down there. It's not unusual for them to clone ponies, but to clone a featured 'villain' pony, smug ass look on her face firmly intact, that's kind of weird.
I can agree with Vermillion but Trixie as she has been portrayed, both on screen and HERE, is not a Trixie I want to get to know...
ReplyDeleteDon't push it too far with this worship trixie thing. I worship Christ Jesus, the one true Messiah. Worshipping Trixie is NOT a laughing matter.
ReplyDeleteEnd Of Line.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteBest news I heard all night. ^^
Now hopefully this means I can get back to bed as well. Gotta get up real early so I can get my early morning tasks done before I head off to work!
The bill's won't pay themselve's now and I gotta work hoof and hoof to get the every bit I can!
So who's up for air hockey?
ReplyDelete@Skylark Torch
ReplyDelete*High hoof*
I wish I had that kind of courage.
If you want to know who the REAL communist is, just look at Trixie's cutie mark: http://imgur.com/lbhRcL
ReplyDeleteLook at that wand! That's only 50 degrees away from COMMUNISM. CLEARLY Trixie is the spy, and wishes to establish her own Union of Great and Powerful Socialist Republics (UGPSR) right here in Ponyville!
@Desigos
ReplyDeleteStrange. Your image does not seem to exist. Possibly because it never existed! We are wise to your ways, you foal. Perhaps it is YOU who is the pink spy, hmmm?
Thank goodness the Everfree Forest is an anarchy.
ReplyDeleteAll these crazy pony politics would drive a lamia crazy.
You'll have to excuse me.*puts a purple fedora on* Guess I went a little crazy there.
ReplyDelete/munches some popcorn
ReplyDeletewould anypony else like some?
A wild Houdini has appeared!
ReplyDeleteGo Trixie!
FIGHT PONIES
SADDLE BAG RUN
Report on Investigation into Alleged Subversive Activities
ReplyDeleteEquestrian Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoofver, Director
Dear Princess Celestia,
We have recently completed an investigation into allegations of espionage and unspecified subversive actions by the pegasus Fluttershy of Forest Cottage, Ponyville. An obscure unicorn entertainer performing under the name 'The Great and Powerful Trixie' claimed to have uncovered evidence that Fluttershy was one and the same with the notorious international spy Flutterby, a known asset of the PGB in Stalliongrad. Specific allegations of retention and transmission of classified documents without authorization, espionage for a foreign power, and clothing damage were publicly made, and referred to the Bureau by multiple members of the public and the Royal Un-Equestrian Activities Committee.
The initial stages of our investigation lent credence to the allegations. The subject was well known for avoiding interactions within the wider Ponyville community and lived well outside of town, in an area in which her activities could be conducted unobserved by the general public. More troubling, our investigators discovered that the subject had recently gained access to Canterlot itself, by attending this year's Grand Galloping Gala as a ticketed guest. Interviews with ponies present for the event revealed that, upon arrival at the palace, she proceeded directly to the garden, whereupon her activities remained unobserved until late in the evening, when she burst into the Great Hall, driving before her a great number of wild animals and shouting in such a way to create a general panic. The fact that she remained unobserved for the great portion of her time at the palace, and then quite obviously created a deliberate disturbance which allowed her to slip away unseen, immediately created concern among the counter-intelligence staff. Her actions bear the hallmarks of classic spycraft, and were consistent with standard practice for infiltrating and extracting documents from sensitive installations.
Additionally, several troubling photographs which appear to depict Fluttershy in Stalliongrad and environs have been obtained by RUAC and were referred to our counter-intelligence unit.
However, upon further investigation, the charges simply do not hold together. Fluttershy's birth in the skies above Equestria has been confirmed by the Cloudsdale Hall of Records, and the Ministry of State confirms that she does not now hold and never has held a Passport or Letter of Commission. All indications are that she has never left the borders of Equestria. The photographs, upon close examination, depict a pegasus pony very similar, but not identical, in appearance to Fluttershy. There is some speculation that they may, in fact, depict Flutterby, and as such they have been sent to PI5 for additional analysis. The counter-intelligence unit has concluded that there is no way that Fluttershy can now be, or at any point in the past have been, an intelligence asset of the USPR or any other foreign power.
Given the media firestorm stoked by what is already being referred to as the 'Pink Scare', with notable stories appearing in the Manehattan Herald and the Equestrian Inquirer, there is a high likelihood that these allegations are a publicity stunt by the aforementioned Trixie. However, we cannot rule out the possibility at this time that the allegations and media outcry are part of a deliberate psy-op by Trixie on behalf of others, perhaps with the intent of undermining confidence in Equestria's internal security amongst the general populace.
In light of the suspicious activities of both Fluttershy and Trixie, it is the recommendation of the counter-intelligence unit that no action be taken at this time, but that both ponies be placed under extended surveillance.
Your Faithful Director of Investigations,
J. Edgar Hoofver
Seams like 4 hours ago everypony just lost their minds for 4 whole hours.
ReplyDeleteBesides, Everyone with a brain knows that the spies don't come from Stalliongrad. They come from other Hasbro owned properties like Transformers, Magic: the Gathering, and Dungeons & Dragons. The latter of those two being the most likely. I'm actually writing my spy reports to warn all other mighty wizards to stay as far away from you ponies as possible. All of you are completely out of your equine minds that I have the power to control. Not that I want to, I tried that on Pinkie Pie once and all I got was a headache and a song stuck in my head for 3 weeks.
Seth, I'm disappony.
ReplyDeleteAnd to all of you guys, you gust HAVE to bring all sorts of conflicts here, don't you?
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That's it, we are calling comrade "Fluttershy" back! You here it? It'll break her heart just as it'll break ours, but it has to be done.
All because that Trixie of yours spoiled *years* of our collaborative efforts with Equestrian Intelligence Agency.
Celestia won't be pleased.
~Главное Разведывательное Управление Сталионграда
That just makes her 20% hotter.
ReplyDeleteFluttershy must use her Green Lnatern ring at once!
ReplyDelete@Thanassis
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious, a sweetie shop is where they...OH GOD, RUN SWEETIE BELLE! RUN!
This argument is invalid as the UPSR dissolved in 1991.
ReplyDeleteI thought everypony already knew Fluttershy was evil and/or sociopathic.
ReplyDeleteWHAT A STORY, MARK. Let's all go get some lunch with the Trixie and Twilight Sparkle, HUH.
ReplyDeleteWhat a can of pasta can do: Make the most strange Live Fan Fiction of all time.
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Oh, and all hail to Luna. 'Cause nobody, and nopony, can resist Luna in socks.
Thanks Trixie, I was always suspicious of the quiet ones
ReplyDeletePLUR???????????????
ReplyDeleteT.T
What have you unleashed Seth! I spent way too much time reading the comments after that epic post damn you ponies ><
ReplyDeleteIf I could add posts to a favorites lists, this one would go there <3 It's Trixie's smug face what makes this one so awesome.
ReplyDelete@A talking cactus...
ReplyDeleteBah! Socks are for legs! You leggies and leggie-sympathizers!
If anyone's likely to be a communist, it's Pinkie Pie. Let's be honest.
ReplyDelete@Jace Beleren
ReplyDeleteLittle known fact: Lyra is secretly a Predacon in disguise.
Here's an idea... flamethrowers. Flamethrowers everywhere. Ponyville needs a spy check. (I need sleep)
ReplyDeleteOur cover might have been blown, but it's already too late for you to stop the invasion !!!
ReplyDeleteGeneral Fluttershy, lead us to victory !!!
Gosh, ah always knew sis was going on about them "red" ponies up there but ah never knew thay'd spy on us like that D:
ReplyDeleteThis was the best rp I have ever read. Bravo everyone!
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie would like to thank everypony for praising her wonderous permormance. Though would anypony expect anything less from Trixie? She is a showmare after all!
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDelete0_o performance? You ruined my good name. See you in court Trixie!
@Fox
ReplyDeleteif you think this is something. You should see the one my team has been doing for the past few months
Fluttershy's overrated anyway.
ReplyDeletewhatamireading.jpg
ReplyDeleteI ALWAYS miss the RPs. CURSE YOU HARRY POTTER! YOU WEREN'T EVEN A GOOD MOVIE ANYWAY! *shakes hoof*
...okay that's a lie it was the best HP of all time. But DARN IT! I missed my chance to defend the honor of m'liege-lord Trixie in the middle of a fight. I trust her judgement above all else, although the accusation of the fluttery shy one being a spy is odd. But she knows what is right and best, and the Princess Luna supports her.
I also missed my chance to punch the hell out of Twilight. WHY CAN I NEVER GET HERE TO PUNCH TWILIGHT?! SHE NEED PUNCHED! IN THE FACE! FOR EVERYTHING SHE'S EVER DONE! Including but not limited to: Separating the Princess Luna from Nightmare Moon and not banishing the separate incarnate of evil, Being haughty and acting superior to everypony (moreso than m'liege-lord Trixie), Being swayed over by the incarnate of evil Nightmare Moon (even if she at some point was probably freed from her control), and for just being Twilight.
Also which Pony RP site are you all from seriously. it must be a fun as heck place if this is an average role-play.
Okaaaaay then...
ReplyDeleteUm, that's not funny. At all.
This is so annoying and awesome at the same time.
ReplyDeleteI don't get what I just said.
I can't eat this flutterby in my pasta! She is all Vodka-y
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