What the hay is all this about? The best pony? She's right there. See? Now knock it off with all this Trixie/Rarity nonsense and play nice or I will send you straight to the moon with no dessert.
I am trying to work here. Or do you want to be the ones to explain to all the little fillies and colts why their pictures couldn't go up on the fridge tonight? Hm? Does that sound like fun to you? I didn't think so.
I'm pretty sure Lyra doesn't even know how to use magic -Seth
She doesn't need to use magic to be the best pony. Why do you think she got that horn removal surgery done in the later episodes? You are so insensitive. -Phoe
I feel bad now. Forget I ever insulted her. Lyra is best pony -Seth
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Lyra is too awesome in that gettup.
Lyra is too awesome. Period!
Lyra >> Trixie. TEAM PHOE.
Oh, yall's in trouble now.
i'm with phoe here and i'm pretty surr she can use far more magic han trixie, seth
Background Pony > One-Episode-Feature Pony > Mane Six Pony
I love the logic going on here.
*makes popcorn to prepare for more epic lulz*
~Dark~
Derpy = Luna > All.
Its simple math.
A challenger appears...
sure and than i meant, stupid keyboard
LYRA IS OVERRATED AND SO IS BONBON
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BONBON'S WITH DAISY NOW
AND BESIDES
SNAILS IS A PIMP-ASS MOTHER FUCKER WHO IS AMAZING AS SHIT
And Here we go again Folks. We got a three way battle going on.
Ratholos set wasn't my favorite. I always loved Lagiacrus (MH3 poster monster)for my hammer/SnS
oh silly Phoe.
thats the wrong picture.
and its thats not how you spell Princess Luna.
You're all wrong.
Lyra is the best human.
What the hell? Noo! Phoe! Don't be part of it.
Dash-falling-down-laughing.gif
oh boy here we go
Phoe, you are my personal hero, despite the naysayers.
... although yes, you did misspell Luna. Common typo, the keys are right next to each other.
Phoe, make the arguing stop! You're scaring the fillies...
@Anonymous
Truly, we have a genius in our midst. Let us bow before them.
I'm really happy for yall and imma let you finish, but Fluttershy is the cutest pony of all time! ONE OF THE CUTEST PONIES OF ALL TIME.
and Lyra enters the fray
Oh god...
Guess the ponacalypse is back on!
No Phoe what are you doing!!! Run!!!!!!
...
TEAM LYRA! TEAM PHOE!
I have to agree with Anon on this one, Lyra is the best human. Luna's the best Goddess, Luna's the greatest pony, Derpy's the great background, Dinky's the coolest filly.
Guys, can I express my love Hoity Toity?
*channels power towards Phoe's HyperMallet of Sense*
I'm looking forward to the arts. Go Phoe!
~~BlankFlankBrony
Silly Phoe, that's not how you spell Luna. wait, I'm late aren't I?
Addendum: Orion's the greatest Colt
Oh my goddess Celestia, they've corrupted Phoe!
ALL HANDS ABANDON BLOG!
@Rainbow Dash
Little bit Dash.
Good thing Phoe is here to step in when Sethisto and Cereal start fighting over who the best Pony is and getting out of hand.
I think Phoe gave up any chance of fixing this argument the moment she countered with Lyra...
(Derpy and Luna are definitely the best ponies, though.)
~Dark~
As amusing as this is don't you think your both acting like a bunch of little fillies?
Phoe for best Seth.
...Wait, what?
@Anon: Should we call in Equestrian Foal Services to break this up?
Oh, you poor, uneducated chillins of the world. When will you ever learn to spell Sapphire Shores correctly?
*sigh* Let's start from the top. Get your pens and papers out, and write this down.
"S-a-p-p-h-i-r-e space S-h-o-r-e-s space i-s space b-e-s-t- space p-o-n-y period"
Seth I'm Dissapoint INB4 Celestia Banishes Phoe Seth and Cereal to the Moon
Did...did we just settle on something?
WHY CAN'T YOU ALL UNDERSTAND THAT FLUTTERSHY IS THE BEST PONY?
herp derp snails
SCOOTALOO BITCH. SCOOT-A-FUCKING-LOO.
Oh, god it's almost 1 AM and I'm yelling at people about scootaloo.
Trotting on thin ice major.
She's using a fire element sword on a Rathios. If she can't grasp the basics of monster hunting, she's clearly not the best pony.
You all have very odd ways of spelling Pinkie Pie.
@Twilight Sparkle FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY, WE EVEN VOTED ON IT!
@Anonymous
You misspelled Scootaloo
@Torrential Rains
Obviously, the gods disagree.
@Torrential Rains
oh umm me? I dunno I'm not that great.
Maybe somepony like Dash should be.
@Ivan
We weren't talking about no chicken. Leave the scootaloos alone, they need to get to sleep to make eggs for breakfast in the morning!
@Ivan the Pig I'm going to back my waifu, no matter what!
Wow, is that it? Never thought Seth would go down so easily by Phoe.
Phoe, you are God.
@Pseudo Faux OH DAMN, SCOOTALOO GOT OWNED
@Torrential Rains
Rarity isn't the only vain pony.
Yes I voted for myself.
Wow this ended peacefully without us getting sent to the moon that's a first
@Torrential Rains
I'll admit she is the best of the mane six. But as for best pony? Nah.
@Twilight Sparkle Nopony blames you, I voted for my waifu, so it's all cool!
Lyra is a spy spying on Twilight all the time.
I mean, she follow Twilight everywhere...
Canterlot, Cloudsdale, Appleloosa...
Pinkie will always be the best pony. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A GLITCH IN THE POLL THAT SHE GOT SECOND
You're all fucking demented.
*popcorn*
Oh, and by dash-falling-down-laughing.gif, I of course meant, please put my awful art on the fridge, miss Phoe?!
Funny, this was this was the last straw to get me to post on the internet. Nevertheless the people made themselves heard, Fluttershy.
@Ivan the Pig The poll was for best pony...
She beat out Dash and Pinkie...
I think that qualifies her for best pony...
@Pseudo Faux
Oh, you're a dead man.
And cereal was forever silenced.
I've noticed anon really likes Pinkie...
Anonymous = 4chan
4chan = /b/
/b/ = random
random = Pinkie Pie
Admit it. I just blew your fucking mind.
Uhhhm. Did Seth just convert to the Lyra cause?
Well, good luck Cereal. (Not really, Rarity is second worst of the Mane cast. What a bitch! xP)
~Dark~
@Crimson Valor
It's better than cable!
@Anonymous
But half the world hates anonymous. And it's physically impossible to hate Pinkie Pie.
With fandom schisms like this, I think we need a pony version of Smash Bros. Seriously. You all know how worked up people get on that game. If this had a game like that, we'd probably all nuke each other. :p
Fluttershy can't be the best pony. She's a tree!
You're all being silly.
Everyone knows that Mr. Breezy is the best pony.
@Gent
"The elements of harmony are churning.
Apple 1!
Action!"
@Torrential Rains
You can't trust everything you see on the internet.
How do I know that you aren't just a random person pretending to be an original character/pony?
And how do you know that I'm not some fat kid pretending to be a Minecraft pig?
@Anonymous
umm... *flaps wings* *jumps*
hmmm I'm not a tree, I'd like to be one though. But I like being a pony more.
@Gent
I hereby invest my entire net worth into Super Smash Bronies.
Lyra really is the best pony.
@Fluttershy
What about a Shrub? Flower? Weed? Bush? Giant Potatoe? Grass? Minecraft Pig?
@Gent
The problem with making a Pony SSB, though, is that one of them is just going to be that broken/way-overpowered character jsut because of coding or abilities and such, and people are going to base it off of that, then.
Thus aggravating the problem.
Though somehow, making it all better in the end; I mean, winning in a game of beating the carp out of other ponies would totally beat arguing over it like fillies.
~Dark~
Everyone who likes a background pony more then a main one is crazy.
They barely get any development expect for fanfics
@Ivan the Pig Because I can do this! *Punches pig until porkchops drop*
See?
@Gent
What would their smash attacks be?
Lyra who? *reviews wiki* ....oh... uh...
Yeah, but no. Sorry. Gotta stick with the mane cast on this one.
@Anonymous
Pfft, stop getting logic into my ponies.
CLEARLY Phoe accidentally the picture. Because that should of course be Fluttershy up there.
@Ivan the Pig
hmm, I never thought to be those. I can't be in Minecraft, I live in Ponyville silly.
*gallops off*
Okay, in the Rarity vs. Trixie one earlier, it was brought up who had the best voice of season 1.
NIGHTMARE FUCKING MOON. God, I love a good villain voice and hers was phenomenal.
@Torrential Rains
MY BROTHER!!! NOOO-wait, that's just bob...
Nevermind, we pigs look alike.
@FluttershyNo! Why are you leaving?
@Ivan the Pig I don't like the idea of Fluttershy being anything other than a pony, and I think she'd agree with me...
Silly fillies, Everypony is the best pony. We don't hate a pony, because we love all of them and that's why we love the show!
We LOVE everypony, because you all know what'll happen if we didn't love a certain yellow pegasus with an affinity for animals, right?
We don't under-appreciate anypony because we don't want certain ponies trying to make it night forever, right?
We don't hate anypony for being a bit boastful and trying to fix things, even when it was Snip's and Snails fault (For evidence, see last poll), right?
We don't alienate anypony because they sit in different ways than us, right?
We don't think a pony is a troll because they sent their sister to the moon ONE time, right?
We enjoy having a party everyday so a certain pink, party pony doesn't feel unwanted, right?
We all know that when a certain fashionista doesn't like something, she's only complaining and NOT whining, right?
We are 20% cooler like a certain pegasus because we learned to love and tolerate EVERYPONY thanks to those confounded ponies, right?
I thought so.
I suppose it doesn't hurt to be a little late, but really? To the moon? You make me laugh, you're all being sent, TO THE SUN!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@Torrential Rains
I'm not leaving sweetie, I was just finding you. ♥
@Rainbow Dash
I guess I understand that. The idea of being round would disturb me, so I guess that would be the same the other way around.
@Rainbow Dash That's true... That would mean that D- Phew... Almost let that slip...
@Fluttershy
Ever consider the fact that Ponyville may be in Minecraft? [/inceptionish]
I'd ask you to punch a tree to see if it gives you a log, but that would be 1)cannibalistic if you WERE a tree, and 2)hard to do with hooves instead of fists.
~Dark~
And now Nightmare's joined the party.
Sweet.
Fallin'Winter speaks the truth. You are all the best pony. I'm a pig though, so that's a different matter.
@Twilight Sparkle
Yeah, you better get the rest of the girls together. You might want to try to take this out of Ponyville too... there might not be much left after it's over.
@Nightmare Moon Um, quick question... WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TRY TO KILL MY WIFE?
Oh god, this fandom is breaking us apart.
@Twilight Sparkle
All this delicious fighting is just too much to watch from afar. I decided to come in and relish in this wonderous bickering.
@Anonymous
mmm well, I guess I never thought of it that way. But how would I punch a tree if I was a tree? I couldn't move even if i wanted to.
You all realise those two ae still going, right?
@Fallin' Winter
Son, you have swayed this crusty heart of mine. There is a truth to your words, one which I think everypony should learn.
Sadly, they are stubborn, as am I. *continues spectating/arguing*
@Anonymous
In case you haven't noticed, Miners from Minecraft have very similar "hands" to hooves. But Fluttershy is obviously not in Minecraft, because she is round and not blockish. And things fall that aren't Gravel, Sand, or activated TNT.
Great, now Nightmare Moon is in it.
Who's next? Celestia?
@Nightmare Moon
I thought you were defeated?
...WHAT IS GOING ON!!!
@Nightmare Moon
I'm strongly considering joining you at the moment.
@Duskfly Just watch her jump in...
*Waits Patiently*
@Duskfly
Oh I'm sure my sister would love to join in. Let me see if I can wake her, she's quite the tyrant when her sleep's been disturbed.
@Duskfly Yeah, don't tempt her... She'll send us to the moon
@Twilight Sparkle IT'S A TRAP! SHE'LL JUST KILL YOU SO THAT THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY ARE NO MORE!
This is not a safe place for a pig, how do I get out of here?
...and how did I get here?
@Nightmare Moon Aren't you supposed to be sealed away in the remains of your Armor in the everfree forest?
@Nightmare Moon
Wait... the bickering here seems to have stopped. Wouldn't you enjoy yourself more over on the Rarity/Trixie thread?
I expect to be on the moon (or sun whichever works) by 8'o clock tomorrow morning. If not than I am forced to believe that none of you are the best pony because you cannot back your claims up with force. This means you most of all Nightmare Moon. You have the power and both Luna and Celestia are dead or something... Haven't heard from them... Plus supposedly your ruthless and a villain? Haven't seen anything you've done to support that either.
@Ivan the PigYou must travel into the far lands to find the Great Notch, only he shall be able to free you!
Controversial controversy is controversial.
I mean, we've gathered, what, 400-ish comments in the hour or two this has been going on?
Hot damn, I love this community.
~Dark~
I don't see this ending well at all...
@Nightmare Moon Dammit Nightmare! I DEMAND an answer! WHY. DID. YOU. TRY. TO. KILL. MY. WIFE?!
@Torrential Rains
But I've heard that this place can stretch up to 8 times the surface area of the earth(whatever "Earth" is)!!!
How am I supposed to get that far?
@Torrential Rains
I doubt she'd kill as powerful a unicorn as myself.
Maybe some brainwashing to ensure my loyalty but I can live with that.
Why did I even mention it....
As the minutes passed, all is quiet in the the strategically important stretch of land known as http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/you-guys-are-such-children.html.
As if appearing out of thin air, Phoe, the first and foremost disciple of Lyra arrives with a sizable detachment drawn directly from the elite units of the Lyran military. Phoe immediately orders his forces to man the already prepared defenses that line the inner portions of the imminent battlefield. Phoe then orders the banner of Lyra to the raised and sees to it that the multiple lyre corps are playing their tunes in unision.
Sethisto sees this and realizes the importance of smiting the foolish Lyrans and taking over their positions. He immediately orders a strike against the defenses of Phoe. The strike force sent by Sethisto soon engages the well entrenched Lyran defenders. Hopelessly outnumbered and outclassed by the Lyrans and their Lyre-based weapons. Sethisto's strike force is unable to break through and the impromptu operation is quickly becoming a bloodbath. Sethisto, looking at the horrifying slaughter of his strike force, finally sees the error of his ways, orders a hasty general retreat of his strike force and then proclaims the superiority of Lyra. Fortunately for Sethisto, the battle has instead moved away from the Lyran controlled positions and Phoe decides not order a retaliatory strike. Although this chapter of the conflict is over (for now at least), the battle still rages on in http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/so-yeah-raritys-awesome.html.
@Torrential Rains
Um... at what point did Nightmare Moon physically threaten the lives of anypony?
@Torrential Rains
I think she just tried to cause eternal night, not kill anyone.
Although I can't imagine permanent night to be enjoyable.
SO.MANY.CREEPERS.ZOMBIES.SKELETONS.SPIDERS.
It's a good thing they ignore us pigs, but I don't know about ponies.
@Torrential Rains
Sweetie, I'm alive. I'm quite content with that now. I'm more concerned with Nightmare Moon coming back or us ending up on the Moon.
*sigh* I don't want to go back, well least I'll be with you right? unless... oh no oh no!
@Ivan the Pig You must travel into hell...
@Ivan the Pig
Hax.
Hax, and lots of 3rd party world-editing programs.
(And a good processor, it gets WEIRD out there.)
~Dark~
@Venddorfish
Lyran Army? Sounds like something from Advance Wars:Days of Ruin.
@HeatWave
Please, those two ponies quite the bore. That little white unicorn thinks she can solve all of equestria's problems with giving, but what happens when you've naught left to give? And that lowly braggart, I'm surprised she hasn't gotten herself killed. Then again she would have if my sister's little pet hadn't stepped in and saved her...
@Dusk
My sister and I had a little spat, that little sunblossom's enjoying her sleep.
@Anon
I'm a manifestation of jealousy, hatred and spite, so long as it exists, I will continue to return.
Besides, it's night, I'm bored.
@Torrential
SILENCE YOU FOAL!
@Venddorfish ummm, what now?
@Fluttershy What is it dear? I don't see what could be wrong...
I'M A PIG. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAX OR GO TO THE NETHER.
@Ivan the Pig
A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.
But, personally, I'm waiting for this to become a bar fight. Then I can punch things and scream something about Fluttershy being the best.
@Torrential Rains
oh umm nothing, nothing at all. I just worry about your safety dear and a thought crossed my mind about you being... eep nevermind.
@Rainbow Dash
I guess we go to
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/so-yeah-raritys-awesome.html
@Nightmare Moon
I should have let Dash go after her.
I doubt she'd be dead.Just forced into a friendship she didn't want.
Then I'd leave her in the Everfree ruins as a body for you.
@HawaiianShirtedPony
You need an excuse to scream that? I don't. Fluttershy is best pony!
@Nightmare Moon Hey! I helped thrash your flanks once, I'll do it again! BRING IT ON!
@Ivan the Pig
Wait for steve to kill you and make you respawn, then. You might get lucky and be by/in the Far Lands.
@Hawaiian Shirted Boy
Ya know, this does seem like the perfect start to a bar fight. xD
And to be on topic: Everypony know Derpy and Luna are the best ponies. They have much more fanon than all your silly favorite ponies.
~Dark~
@zZDarkMemoriesZz
We only respawn NEAR Steve. And steve isn't even here.
Confound you ponies, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE HARSH LIFE OF A PIG.
Still want to know how I got here...
@HeatWave It's not really a fight anymore, except for Nightmare making everything a little bit more annoying... Luckily, I balance it out by making it 20% cooler.
@Twilight Sparkle Hey hey hey Miss Sparkle that doesn't sound very much like something you would do
Back to the other war scene.
Though I think the rave has finally ceased down.
@Nightmare Moon
Really... and what has this Lyra character done of late that has you taking such an interest in her?
@Rainbow Dash
20% isn't much.
1$ equals 1.20$
Only in vast amounts of epicness can you make a difference.
>Implying Scootaloo isn't the best pony.
@Anonymous
Right...yet...
Even I have my moments of madness.
Remember the Parasprites?
@Anonymous
FINALLY, SOMEONE MAKES SENSE!
@Nightmare Moon But your Luna's Jealousy and hatred which were purged from her with the Elements of Harmony therefore. You should still be in the everfree forest
@Ivan the Pig I did say she only made it a little annoying, so my 20% more than makes up for it...
@Twilight Sparkle True,but that's only when everything else falls apart around you.
@Anonymous
She must have a really good internet connection.
Still waiting on nightmare to get back to me on my offer to join her.
@Ivan the Pig
Hey hey now, 20% of $1 might only be 20 cents, but 20% of an epic level like this thread is easily within near epicness itself, therefore, Rainbow Dash may make a difference yet.
@Anonymous
What's happening now?
@ Heatwave
I have little care for my sister's sun loving subjects. Though, I will admit, she is a bit odd for a unicorn... But no, I was drawn to the fighting the two collective arguments brought forth. Just took me a while to manifest is all.
@Rainbow Dash
You know that position as captain of the Shadowbolts is still open for you.
@Anon
Oh hush and enjoy the show, I'm sure even you're capable of that much.
@Twilight Sparkle Hey now Twilight, if you join her, your friendship with Fluttershy won't matter, I WILL END YOU.
@Nightmare Moon Also, I AM going to end you Nightmare...
@Twilight Sparkle
If it'll send that red pony into a wrathful fit, I'll be glad to have you at my side this evening.
@HeatWave
It's like ninjas.
For some reason it's easier to handle them the more there are.
...what the fuck did I just say?
@Nightmare Moon
Which brings me back to my original point: There was more fighting going on in the other thread, so why are you still HERE!?
Gosh... all that power and no logical sense.
Also, I don't believe you actually revealed to Rainbow Dash that you were taking upon yourself the physical manifestation of the Shadowbolts... you MIGHT want to explain that first.
@Nightmare Moon
Consider me at your side lady nightmare.
@Nightmare Moon Now, we all know the shadowbolts are a bunch of posers... On the other hand, I'm sure to make the wonderbolts, aka ten thousand times better than your shadowbolts will ever hope to be
@Ivan the Pig
Conservation of ninjutsu.
The more fodder there is, the weaker they are.
@Nightmare Moon Hey, I DID beat you before, so don't talk down to me! Besides, I AM NOT WRATHFUL! *Flips Table*
I am entertained by this entire endeavor.
@Ivan the Pig
We may not be on the same team, but you look like you can handle yourself in a scrap (seeing as you are a brick shaped slab of pork.) So if things get hairy stick with me, we can always kill each other when it's over. Wadda' say?
@HawaiianShirtedPony
Sure, why not.
@Twilight Sparkle By joining forces with nightmare moon you do realize you revoke your title as Celestia's Apprentice
@Torrential Rains
Major, the miner of my world dropped some diamond armor, do you want it?
I can't use it myself.
@Anonymous
What Celestia doesn't know won't hurt her.
Or me for that matter.
@Twilight Sparkle
DAMMIT TWILIGHT!
Is this about the time I left you to fight those Timezombies by yourself? I said I was sorry! How much longer can you hold that against me?
@Twilight Sparkle She's bound to find out at some point. I hope you like moonrocks
Well what in the wide wide world of Equestria is going on here?
@HeatWave
The Shadowbolts are real, unfortunately with the few hours I had in my attempt at eternal night last summer I had no time to track down the current team, leaving me forced to make due with some avatars of the team. Seriously, Real pegasi can't just cause a sound dampening cloud of fog with an evil glare.
As for why I'm here, I'd hate to disappoint Dusk by no responding to his post over there.
@Twilight
I consider this a night well accomplished then.
@Torrential Rains
As long as I please.
Think fast major.*magic blast*
@Ivan the Pig
Yeah, I'd appreciate it! Did he have a saddle too? I have an idea...
@Nightmare Moon
I believe so.
So how shall we go about building your regime?
@Twilight Sparkle
Twilight NO!!!!!!!!
*jumps in front* oh no.. this is...
@Torrential Rains
Yes, he did. Why? What are you planning?
*hands items over*
OH SH-
*Dodges*
WHAT THE FU-
ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND'S HUSBAND?
Shit, I shouldn't have said that...
@Twilight Sparkle
I'm shocked that even in your cracked state (which you have apparently admitted to) you would join with someone who is pray to such logical fallacies as Nightmare Moon, as pointed out above.
Not to mention she wanted to make it ETERNALLY NIGHT! Do you realize how little time it would have taken before you all froze to death? Where would she be then!? Still no subjects to admire her 'night'.
Doesn't this go against your nature as a student? Even so, when you cracked last time, you were still loyal to Celestia. I'm disappointed in you, young unicorn.
Them's fight'en words.
*grabs whiskey bottle*
Let's get it on!
This is no place for a pig.
This is no place for a pig.
This is no place for a pig.
This is no place for a pig.
This is no place for a pig.
This is no place for a pig.
This is no place for a pig.
This is no place for a pig.
@Torrential Rains
Yes.Probably not your best idea major.*teleports behind you*Now then.Shall we begin?
TWILIGHT!
HOW DARE YOU?!
I WILL END YOU FOR THAT!
*swings for twilight with the bottle*
*Unholsters Pistol*
IT. IS. ON!
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
@Cereal Velocity you better get back here... There's a riot going down...
@Torrential Rains
Bring it on Major.
@Fluttershy
Fluttershy! NOOOOOOOOOO!
No! *sob*
I may be a lowly human! But I will not stand idly by while you hurt Fluttershy!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE! AKU WA YURUSAN!
BAR FIGHT!
Oh, boy. What should I do now?
Help the major? Run and hide?
I'M A PIG DAMMIT I CAN'T DO MUCH!!!
Fluttershy, please be okay...
IT'S OVER TWILIGHT, I. WILL. KILL. YOU!
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