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188 comments:
It will probably involve tree sap and pine needles.
ReplyDeletePANIC. Run to Twilight Sparkle and tell her to fix it quick, as I don't want any of those fillies in my body!
ReplyDeleteAs Scootaloo - DENY BEING A CHICKEN. RIDE SCOOTER EVERYWHERE
ReplyDeleteAs Sweetie Belle - Sing an awesome song by myself.
As Applebloom - Call Scootaloo a chicken!
As all three - Go on an adventure far across ponyville, somehow end up with tree sap and pine needles, despite not going near any trees. or pine needles.
I'm now 3 ponies? Hmm...
ReplyDeleteDESTROY EVERYTHING
ReplyDeleteRebuild it poorly
??????
Still no Cutie Mark
I'll be that big orange chicken there! I'd go on wild adventures and bring Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle along for the ride! I'd also go stalk Rainbow Dash a ton. Also explain to other ponies, "that is NOT how you call a chicken!"
ReplyDeleteAlso, inb4 Shitty Belle.
Scootaloo: Eat some chicken
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle: Sing to " London Elektricity - Just one second"
Apple Bloom: Say "Aren't you gonna stay for brunch?" and look adorable.
inb4 Sweetie Derelle
ReplyDeleteOn topic... As Applebloom I would force everypony in Equestria to bend to my every whim with my unmatched powers of CUTENESS
As Apple Bloom: Be Freakin' Adorable
ReplyDeleteAs Sweetie Belle: Try to sew something
As Scootaloo: See if there's a Scooter race anywhere in town.
As Scootaloo, I drag the others to do karaoke with me.
ReplyDeleteAs Sweetie Belle, I adamantly refuse to go up to the mic.
As Apple Bloom, I ponder how we got covered in tree sap.
We become the comedy sensation Cutie Marx Crusaders.
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle: Find that dumb fabric and let it have what is coming.
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: Ride my awesome Scooter.
Applebloom: Continue making cupcakes with Pinkie. It seems like the right thing to do.
Get them their Cutie marks of course. Then they'll be my faithful minions!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't do anything because I'd be to busy being adorable.
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: Go see my parents. Just to see if I have some. If not, become a supervillain because Equestria Child Care has failed.
ReplyDeleteApplebloom: Build a table to replace the one I broke at Fluttershy's place. It's only proper.
Sweetie Belle: Try to avoid becoming a meme forever, it's reAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Apple Bloom: Go to Zecora's for a meal. A cutie mark of skull and crossed utensils it will reveal.
ReplyDeleteas sweetie belle sing the cmc theme on stage
ReplyDeleteas scootaloo dance on stage
as applebloom do the decorations
get 3 cutie marks
the cutie mark crusaders dissolve
oh celestia what have i done
Me as scoot, do some awesome skate tricks, 360 degree flips and break some bones... after when I got recovered... REPEAT!
ReplyDeleteCUTIE MARK CRUSADER FORUM TROLLS! YAY!
ReplyDeleteI would do increasingly random things in order to gain a cutie mark, culminating in a lack of the appearance of said cutie marks.
ReplyDeletebuild equestria's first computer to try for gaming cutie mark
ReplyDeleteget comp-sci cutie mark
be disappoint
Pose like a team... 'CAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
ReplyDeleteI get to be Scoots, so I can skate like freaking Pony Hawk.
ReplyDelete"Cutie Mark Crusader Mediums! Yay!"
ReplyDelete"Awwww not cutie mark..."
"Sweetie, you can stop being possessed now!"
"Umm... Still here?"
"Cutie Mark Crusader Exorsists! Yay!"
As Apple Bloom (because she's my favorite of the three):
ReplyDelete"Hey guys! I'm getting tired of yelling everything. Can we try to, you know, just _say_ things in a normal voice for once?"
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo nod. In unison, we then would say, "All right! CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS NOT YELLING TIME! YAY!!"
We would then stare at each other in horror, as we realize that apparently we've been cursed to actually do that all the time.
(Also, ever since Apple Bloom dismissed a hammer for being a viable cutie mark, I just know that's what she's going to end up with, especially since she seems to be quite the skilled woodworker.)
ACQUIRE CUTIE MARKS, DISREGARD EVERYTHING-
ReplyDeleteLIKE A BAWSS
Scootaloo: Be adorable. Idolize Rainbow Dash and ride my scooter all over the place, probably making an enormous mess of the town.
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle: Be adorable. Sing Ani DiFranco songs like a bawss.
Apple Bloom: Be adorable and convince you to stay for brunch. Also, go to Zecora's and apprentice under her as an apothecary.
1. Do random activities and jobs
ReplyDelete2. PROFIT!
3. ????????
4. Get cutie mark
Like all good adolescents who have no idea what to do with their lives, I shall join the Equestrian Military after being promised money for higher education.
ReplyDelete~Buddy Vox
Become a Cutie Mark Crusader Rape Victim.
ReplyDeleteFor Big Macintosh.
Slap some sense into them and get them their damn butt symbols already...
ReplyDeleteOr try my hand at CUTIE MARK CRUSADER CRUSADING! then start the second Equestria Holy War.
As Applebloom: Try wrestling! Wrestle my big sis until she admits I'm a big pony! Get awesome cutie mark!
ReplyDeleteAs Sweetie Belle: Drive my sister insane!
As Scootaloo: Be the coolest filly in all of Equestria, of course! Dare Rainbow Dash to a race!!! Lose, but feel good about it!
Scootaloo: Stalk Rainbow Dash to get her autograph.
ReplyDeleteApplebloom:Try hard to get the cutie mark I so want
Sweetie Belle: Sing with an awesome voice and get famous
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS, GO.
We're going to.... How, the, F-CK, did we get covered in tree sap!?
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: do some wicked badass scooter tricks, (stalk rainbowdash) *cough* *cough* what?
Applebloom: be adorable, with my southern accent and giant bow. (somehow turn that into profit.)
Sweetiebell: Pretend to be a little "slow" and secretly be some sort of super genius.
Scootaloo: Attempt Cutie Mark Crusader Parkour.
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle: Become a one-pony Gospel choir, because my voice is so goddamn epic it comes with backup singers.
Apple Bloom: Realize that I'm the smartest of the trio and postulate that if you want to truly earn your cutie mark you must first invent the universe.
As Sweetie Belle: Be best pony. It's tough work.
ReplyDeleteAs Scoots: Perform scooter tricks, acquire fans.
As Apple Bloom: Hang out with Big Macintosh and run around with Winona.
Scootaloo? Write some Rainbow Dash Fan-fiction.
ReplyDeleteI am Sweetie Belle, and I go on a media blitz around Ponyville and Equestria to disprove the stigma that I'm an ditz who can't control herself...
ReplyDelete...and probably find some way to screw that up.
as scootaloo; ride my scooter, doing incredible tricks as I make my way to applejack. For her to get rainbow dash to teach me to fly.
ReplyDeleteas applebloom; help out either zecora or pinkie, maybe both in making spooky looking, but safe, cupcakes.
as sweetie belle; ask rarity if we should go to canterlot to see vinyl scratch, then try to master being a DJ.
in all the attempt to get a cutie mark and no luck at all, but it was fun
Scootaloo? Double check to make sure my wings are still attached and keep an eye on them.
ReplyDeleteCUTIE MARK CRUSADER COMMENT POSTERS! YAY!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy am, I three different ponies?
ReplyDeleteAwfully short, but very proud
Now I want to know my story
Is being three at once allowed?
*Guitar Solo*
Guess I am three young fillies
All their flanks are very bare
This white one thinks fabric is dumb
Kinda think she's not all there (Not really)
All I know is that this doesn't feel right
This orange one knows no fear
Which is why I find it kinda funny
Since I'm part chicken, that is clear
WHY DO I GET STUCK AS CRUSADERS?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOT THE COOL ONES IN A WAR!
RATHER GO BACK AND BE RARITY!
AND FIND OUT MY DESTINY'S A ROCK!
*Guitar Solo*
It's awfully hard to make parodies of songs when even the original was meant to be pretty off.
Scootaloo: Ride around town on my scooter and do some amazing tricks, and also stalk Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle: Be the most adorable pony in all of Equestria, attempt to help out my sis, and sing the most awesome song in season 2.
Apple Bloom: Call a chicken, fix the CMC tree house to be the coolest pad ever complete with an arcade machine, and get Twilight to do stuff for me with my huge, incredibly cute eyes.
CMC: Go on an amazing adventure to the mountains to get our dragon fighting cutie marks.
I would just run around being adorable and get free stuff. AHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH I mean who can resist that much cute.
ReplyDeleteFind Rainbow Dash!
ReplyDeleteHave you seen her! She's the coolest pony in town and the fastest flier in Equestria. When I grow up I'm going to be just like Rainbow Dash!
> Scootaloo: Do more of those awesome sccooter moves we only saw in one episode. Those were just awesome. and parkour's a good idea. Scooter parkour...
ReplyDelete> Sweetie Belle: SING! SING SYMPHONIC METAL!!! And be an air-headed, but not stupid, Genius Ditz kinda type.
> Applebloom: go grimdark. Corrupt pinkie pie into making you pony meat cupcakes.
Oh, and 'decorate'. (like, hang that intestine on the Christmas tree, hang the beheaded pony head on the wall, make dresses with coats or something.)
Step 1: Try random things anywhere
ReplyDeleteStep 2: Get covered in tree sap
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Cutie marks!
Step 5: Boobytrap the stalemate button
Not be idiots.
ReplyDeleteInstantly acquire cutie marks.
Scootaloo: I would get Rainbow Dash to give me flying lessons. If that doesn't work then Fluttershy will be fine too.
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle: Twilight might want to teach unicorn magic is I ask nicely enough... right?
Applebloom: I would... I don't really know what I would do.
But ultimately as any of them we be on a quest to find out who we are, we will never stop the journey, NOT UNTIL WE HAVE OUR CUTIE MARKS!
::Cries like you never could imagine::
ReplyDeleteWreak havoc across Equestria.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I control three bodies now. But since Celestia won't allow that, I would:
Applebloom: Be a carpenter, get Cutie Mark.
Sweetie Bell: Sing my heart out, get Cutie Mark.
Scootaloo: Wait for my wings to grow fully, become a stunt(wo)man, get Cutie Mark.
Be Scootaloo. Go hang out with Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDeleteStop being so annoying and shut up about getting my cutie mark.
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: bug the * out of Rainbow Dash! Then figure out a way to trick out y ride!
ReplyDeleteApplebloom: try my hoof at growing and building things to see if that's my cutie mark.
Sweetie Belle: take singing lessons from Fluttershy, then take the world by storm from my adorableness and insanely awesome singing voice, thus making Saphire Shores and countless others green with envy! 8D
As all three? DUH! Find our cutie marks, bellowing our theme wherever we go! It would inevitably include a very elaborate prank on Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, in which not only they end up in tree sap and pine needles, but us as well. We'd then look expectantly at our flanks to see if any of us got a prankster cutie mark, before looking to the ground, sighing in disapointment, then ferric cheerful again, rushing to try the next thing on the list! (We inevitably get covered in sap and pine needles yet again, much to the older sister's chagrin.)
CUTIE MARK CRUSADER ROCKET SCIENTISTS! YAY!
ReplyDeleteCUTIE MARK CRUSADER NUCLEAR SCIENTISTS! YAY!
CUTIE MARK CRUSADER FLUOROCHEMISTS! YAY!
later...
Cutie mark crusader Conventional, Radiation & Chemical Burns specialists..ow..
Cutie Mark Crusader Conspiracy Theorist *deep breath* yay!
ReplyDeleteDO everything they aren't good at/can't get marks for.
ReplyDeleteI would have them discover their sexuality together.
ReplyDeleteBe adorable.
ReplyDeleteCrossover into Star Wars as the Cutie Mark crusaders Bounty hunters! Scoota Fett, SB-88 and AB-47.
ReplyDeleteGive the musical act another try.
ReplyDeleteRename ourselves "Cütie Tap."
Become the loudest band in Equestria.
As Sweetie Belle, become confused when someone asks why an amp should go up to 11 when you can just make 10 louder.
As Scootaloo- wish I was Rainbow Dash, watch Rainbow Dash, tell how cool Rainbow dash is, and ride my kick-ass scooter
ReplyDeleteAs Applebloom-learn to use crayons, start the ask Applebloom tumblr again, become really popular from it, and carry cakes on my back
As Sweetie Belle- yell at fabric
If I was Sweetie Belle - I would sing with my beautiful voice.
ReplyDeleteMake a tree sap snowman.
ReplyDeleteEat a Cupcake...
ReplyDeleteLIKE A CRUSADER! :P
Cause giant explosions in Ponyville only to be forgotten by our cuteness :D
ReplyDeleteApplebloom: Do Big-Pony stuff! Duh.
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: *Get on Scooter, Scootabuzz all over Ponyville*
Sweetie Belle: um...go bug Rarity? :3
@Dit
ReplyDeleteScoota Fett!!! http://dit-oh.deviantart.com/art/Scoota-Fett-257055962 lol
Applebloom: Be adorable, and probably go bother some other pony.
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle: Attempt to make something out of fabric; commence catchphrase.
Scootaloo: DRIVE MAH AWESOME WING POWERED SCOOTER EVERYWHERE. LIKE A BOSS.
As any one of them I would suggest to the other two that maybe the reason we havn't got our cutie marks is because we're tripping over each others feet, and that maybe we should spend a few days away from each other just doing things we enjoy doing. Then I would go ask the mane 6 what they think my special talent is.
ReplyDeleteIf that dosn't get the CMCs their cutie marks, then I've lost all hope in them, and they'd make a jump in their level of how much I dislike them as a group.
Apple Bloom: *hugs Applejack*
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle: *hugs Rarity*
Scootaloo: *looks at Rainbow Dash for a hug with sad eyes*
Rainbow Dash: *hugs Scootaloo*
No fair I wanna be all 3 at once!
ReplyDeleteCutie mark crusaders nuclear technicians.
ReplyDeleteas scootaloo: help pinkamina with the uasual, you know ponynapping whoevers numbr comes up, draining the blood, rape, o and updating tumblr.
ReplyDeletehttp://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/
Applebloom: Ah would talk in mah ayccent ta everypony
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: I would tear up Ponyville Square with awesome tricks, likely breaking a cart or something in the process.
Sweetie Belle: Annoy the crap outta Rarity, then go sing by myself
a CMC eh? What else is there to do besides go crusading....
ReplyDeleteand reclame the Holy Land!
death to all of the infidel traitors who don't believe in my god!
~yay!
Be Awesome.
ReplyDeleteCutie Mark Crusader pranksters of course, followed by Cutie Mark crusader detectives in order to find whomever playing a joke on me and causing me to be almost every different pony under the sun.
ReplyDeleteThis ones easy.
ReplyDeleteI do.
Absolutely.
Everything.
No one will even be able to tell the difference.
if i were a cmc...
ReplyDeleteid fix scootaloo's wings.
CUTIE MARK CRUSADER WING SAVERS GO!!
Yeah, I know what to do... You guys know where we can find a canon at this hour?
ReplyDeleteAll three: Fuse Together, Be Cerberus
ReplyDeleteAs Sweetie Belle I be the cutest pony of all time, of course.
ReplyDeleteCUTIE MARK CRUSADERES !!!
ReplyDeletescootaloo: hang out with rainbow dash, or at least try to
ReplyDeleteapplebloom: follow scootaloo in hopes of cutie mark
sweetie belle: dont sing because my voice is horrible i want to be a fashion designer like my sister, dumb fabric.
Find Scootaloo in my body and sing the chicken-boo song. "You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a chicken-boo."
ReplyDeleteBeyond that, regardless of the crusader I'd probably just stop being retarded and get my mark. I mean, I like them, but damn. Applebloom is like the only one with a half decent reason to not know.
Cutie Mark Demolitionists! YAY!
ReplyDeleteCutie mark crusaders SPACE RANGERS!
ReplyDeleteTattoo dick-butt on my flank.
ReplyDelete@Farnor
ReplyDeleteYou'll have spared us another 20 episodes of insufferable screaming.
And for that, I thank you.
I thought I would wake up today to celebrate my 23rd birthday, but instead I find myself becoming the Cutie Mark Crusaders instead. What a strange yet adorable birthday present!
ReplyDeleteSB: Eat butterflies
ReplyDeleteAB: Hang out with zecora
S: Continue to wonder who my parents are.
Get the two other crusaders and do some crusading.
ReplyDeleteCutie Mark Crusaders Carpenter, Chicken, and Aretha Franklin go!
ReplyDeleteSB: Annoy Rarity
ReplyDeleteS: Hang out with Rainbow Dash
AB: I dunno really... shipping myself with Cheerilee maybe? lol xD
@pmcollectorboy
ReplyDeleteDammit. I just noticed someone beat me to this idea.
Cutie mark crusaders battle mech pilots.
blow something up! why not they havent tried that to find their cutie mark
ReplyDeleteSweetiebelle: Destroy Carousel Boutique in vein attempt at getting Cutiemark.
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: Get Rainbow Dash to teach me how to fly.
Applebloom: Ah'd laugh at how silly a cockatrice is.
Cluck like a Scootaloo
ReplyDeleteoh god i can't handle how awesome this post is.
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: Realize that I am, in fact, a chicken, and that's why I can't quite fly. Also form 80's progressive rock band and perform ballads constantly while doing matrix-jumps over birds/trees.
Applebloom: Acquire my "acting" cutie mark for comedy/having more character development than my older sister even though I'm not a main character. Cause everyone to instantly d'awwwwww at my giant eyes/bow.
Sweetie Belle: MARSHMALLOW MARSHMALLOW MARSHMALLOW MARSHMALLOW MARSHMALLOW MARSHMALLOW MARSHMALLOW MARSHMALLOW MARSHMALLOW GOD I'M SO ADORABLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY /)^3^(\
Sweetie Belle. Get my singing Cutie Mark.
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: Stalk Rainbow Dash
Applebloom: Kiss Spike.
Scataloo: Drive around on the scooter, doing tricks & stuff.
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle: Try to get her cutie mark for singing. its the only one I can remember being a bit too obvious :/
AppleBloom: hmm...annoy doctor hooves some more? Im not really sure.
I think I should stick to just one. All this pony swapping is starting to make my head spin. Anyway I would stick with Sweetie Belle cause she is the best in that group.
ReplyDeleteFirst I would try and find out how she keeps her hair like that. It seems so complex, I have been dying to figure out how she keeps it that way. It can't be Rarity all the time. Next I'd try some singing. I'm a bit curious about how far her range can go so I want to test it.
Any: Be adorable while trying to find cutie mark.
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: Come up with something dangerous.
Sweetie Belle: Disagree with Scootaloo's dangerous plan.
Apple Bloom: Come up with slightly less dangerous plan.
All: End up covered in tree sap. Again.
as scootaloo i would ride my scooter everywhere
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter which one I was, they would all be the same: Find my Cutie Mark while overcoming the enemy known as tree sap!
ReplyDelete*buuuuuck buck buck BU-KAAAK!*
ReplyDeleteWELL FIRST I WOULD BE THAAAAAAAAAAAT SWEETIE BELLE, AAAAAAAAAAAND THEN GO AAAAAAAAAAAALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAY AAAAAAAAAAROUND THE WORLD TO FIND MY SPECIAAAAAAAAAAAAL TAAAAAAAAAAALENT AAAAAAAAAAAND THEN BE GLAAAAAAAAAAAD I HAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN'T SEEN AAAAAAAAAANY SHIPPING FAAAAAAAAAAAANFICS AAAAAAAAAAABOUT ME.
ReplyDeleteScootaloo - Be a chicken, still no cutie mark.
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle - Be absolutely frikken awesome, still no cutie mark
Apple Bloom - Be non-racial towards zebras, still no cutie mark.
As Scootaloo, stalk Rainbow Dash like a huge creeper.
ReplyDeleteCUTIE MARK CRUSADER CARPENTERS!!
ReplyDeleteWhy do birds
Suddenly appear?
Everytime you are near.
Just like me
They long to be
Close to you.
- Somehow end up covered in tree sap.
CUTIE MARK CRUSADER LASER TECHNICIANS!
ReplyDeleteI am Scootaloo, and I have an idea. I decide to try and burn a cutie mark into my flank with a high-powered laser. After I get a 3rd degree laser burn (and receive medical attention from Twilight), I decide I want to try again, on my other flank.
Rinse and repeat.
If I Were Scootaloo : chasing Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDeleteIf I Were Sweetie Belle: going to Twilight Sparkle and ask her to teach me magic.
If I Were Apple Bloom: buck an apple from a tree and eat it. (While Applejack was secretly watching)
By somethin I found online, I ended up a Scootaloo. Let's see.
ReplyDelete1. Happy I'm no longer Photo Finish, but sad I'm a kid now.
2. Question whether or not to give her her cutie mark. Should she get it on her own or not? I'M SO CONFLICTED!
3. Buzz around on my scooter because I'm freaking awesome like that.
4. Confuse people because I learned how to fly as the other winged ponies.
5. Meet with Sweetie Belle and Applebloom and tell them the situation.
6. CUTIE MARK CRUSADER BLAH BLAH! Yes, they're upset over Scootaloo, but things will be fixed and she's just somewhere else. But I feel sorry for her.
7. Have some fun because I know very well this isn't the end of it, and I'm just trying to enjoy myself now.
Become covered in tree sap somehow.
ReplyDeleteAccidentally cause a fire.
Sweetie Belle: Sing "Holding Out for a Hero" now that I finally have the voice that can sing it. (Love that song, but can't sing it as a bass voice).
ReplyDeleteFind out that rule 1 of comedy mind switch took effect, and I'm in Sweetie Belle's body with my deep bass singing voice. Sing spirituals and gospel music instead. Get cutie mark.
Apple Bloom: Use Patented Apple Bloom Pout™ to convince Applejack to let me use power tools around the farm. Fix the saggy old barn up to tip-top shape. Get cutie mark.
Scootaloo: Ask Dash to teach me how to fly. Then fly. Don't care about anything else because I'm flying! Yay!
Scootaloo: Find Rainbow Dash and profess my love for her.
ReplyDeleteCUTIE MARK CRUSADER SHARPIE SNIFFERS YAY
ReplyDeletescootaloo- become tommy wiseau
ReplyDeletesweetie belle- go become full house
applebloom- GET GUNS AND KILL EVERYTHING
As Sweetie Belle-I would read rarity's diary
ReplyDeleteAs Applebloom-I would try to buck apples better then applejack to get a bucking apples cutie mark
As Scootaloo-I would play a prank on rainbow dash
We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders!
ReplyDeleteAnd we're on uh' quest for our cutie marks!
ReplyDeleteAnd we're gonna crusade till we get our cutie marks!
ReplyDeleteEven if it takes all night!
ReplyDeleteOr all week!
ReplyDeleteApple Bloom: Be adorable, hang out with my siblings. Also say SCOOTALOO! SCOOT-SCOOTALOO!
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle: Sing a bunch of awesome songs (Winter Wrap Up, A Tout le Monde, Tornado of Souls, How to Save a Life, Shadow of the Day, The Disintegrators, Don't Stop Believin')
Scootaloo: Do awesome stunts on my scooter
I am now Sweetie Bell. I am now best tiny pony. I sing, just, all the damn time. Constantly. Without shame. And in between songs I would do that awesome pointing, saluting, heiling thing like on the banner. Because look at it. Sheer awesome. And then I would demand my own episode. Apple Bloom got one, and I'm way more adorable. Where's mine?!
ReplyDeleteOr even all year!
ReplyDeleteObviously, being Scootaloo I would convince the other two to help me upgrade my scooter into a Harley.
ReplyDeleteThen somehow end up covered in pine needles and tree sap.
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ReplyDeleteCutie Mark Crusader body snatchers! Yay!
ReplyDeleteAs Scootaloo: Call Applebloom an Apple cake and Appleseed for calling me a chicken, follow Dash around wherever she goes, FOREVER!
ReplyDeleteAs Sweetie Belle: Sing Rainbow Factory to Scootaloo and Luna to Luna, blame my failure on fabric
As Applebloom: Bribe Twilight Sparkle to take me on a dangerous adventure with my cuteness and use said cuteness to become queen of Equestria.
@Sweetie Belle
ReplyDeleteOh god, the win.
uh... make... love... to... eachother...?
ReplyDeleteNo matter which one I was, I would be dang cute!
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: Track down absent parents, make them give me flying lessons! I mean really, even Fluttershy could fly before she got her cutie mark!
ReplyDeletei would be Sweetie Belle and sing
ReplyDeleteI'm a dumb singing chicken.
ReplyDeletePanic as now one of them is in my body.
ReplyDeleteas all three: Make Twilight use the cloudwalker spell on us, and try to get our cloudwalker cutimarks!
ReplyDeleteCUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CLOUDWALKERS, YAY!
Be Scootaloo.
ReplyDeleteDo anything for Rainbow Dash.
Used and Scootabused.
Broken heart.
You can cry now.
CUTIEMARK CRUSADERS FANFIC WRITERS!
ReplyDeletescootaloo:"ooh i know, we could ask rainbow dash for help!"
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS BORG COLLECTIVE
ReplyDeleteCUTIE MARK CRUSADER GLUE HUFFERS! YAY!
ReplyDeleteAND SWITTIEPOO
ReplyDeleteAs Sweetie Belle: Be best pony. Forever.
ReplyDeleteAs Apple Bloom: Be Sweetie Belle.
As Scootaloo: Be Sweetie Belle.
Use magic to fusion merge into Sweetieloo Bloom, the newest alicorn!
ReplyDeleteI'm liking this idea!
ReplyDeleteCUTIE MARK CRUSADERS INTERDENOMINATIONAL BODY SWAP TRAVELERS!!!
ReplyDeleteYAY!
As Sweetie Belle, I'd have an excuse to be stupid, yet still be likeable. I'd also mess with Rarity's stuff, that snobby good for no-
ReplyDeleteAnyway! Being Apple Bloom seems...not exciting at all. Scootaloo can't fly, which defeats the purpose of being a pegasus.
So yeah, Sweetie Belle wins.
Scootaloo: Attempt flight and admire Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDeleteApple Bloom: Attempt to help Big Mac do some plowing (and possibly fail due to how tiddly tiny I'd be.)
Sweetie Belle: Attempt magic and mess up one of Raritys dresses.
PANIC!!!
ReplyDeleteooh ooh ooh, I wanna be Applebloom. Scootaloo is cool and Sweetie Belle is awesome. But I wanna be like my big sister Applejack and able to do everything.
ReplyDelete*gives an apple tree a buck* awww still not strong enough *gives the tree a great big teary eyed look, is promptly buried in apples*
As Scootaloo I think it's clear that I'd be scooting on my scooter.
ReplyDeleteSCOOT SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT
As Scootaloo I'd stop being a chicken.
ReplyDeleteAs Applebloom I'd attempt a full tennis match with apples.
As Sweetie Belle I'd sing rickroll through a loudspeaker to all of Equestria.
Problem?
kill those stuck up whores that laughed at us
ReplyDeleteCutie Mark Crusader Coal Miners! We still don't know what valuable minerals might be hidden in Fluttershy's fireplace.
ReplyDeleteTrue facts: Puzzle was a cutie mark crusader http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOsjoHEqMPs&feature=player_embedded
ReplyDeleteas all three: start crusading, then end up covered in tree sap again
ReplyDeleteAs Scootaloo, do something whacky and entertaining while home with my parents...to force the camera to show the audience who my parents are.
ReplyDeleteAlternatively, find missing parents.
CMC BLOG LURKER YAY!
ReplyDelete"Are you going to stay for brunch?"
ReplyDeleteScootaloo: Catch butterflies so I can get the butterfly Cutie Mark like my G3 counterpart
ReplyDeleteSweetie Belle: Sing wonderfully to get a music Cutie Mark
Apple Bloom: Eat Scootaloo because she tastes like Chicken! >:D
Go West.
ReplyDelete-You are now covered in tree sap.
Go South.
-You can not move due to being covered in tree sap.
Clean tree sap.
-Your hooves are now stuck together.
Call for help.
-A wild manticore has been attracted to your cries.
Run away.
-You can not move due to tree sap.
Cry.
-You can not cry because you have been eaten by a manticore.
Quit game.
Start my own hip-hop group, called this: http://bronies.memebase.com/2011/08/22/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-run-cmc/#comments
ReplyDeleteWe'd then do a mashup of Trot This Way with Pegasmith
Just enjoy being a child again.
ReplyDeleteI would so change things if I would have a second chance being a child...
hang out with rarity for being the best sister ever
ReplyDeleteWait... I'm three ponies at once?
ReplyDeleteBe Cerberus Pony I guess... have 666 cutie mark.
but if I'm one at a time...
Scootaloo- Go tell Rainbow dash I'm the fastest thing alive
Applebloom- tell my big sis and big mac that incest is wrong.
Sweetie Belle- find fluttershy be the most adorable yuri-loli couple...
One of the CMCs? LET'S ROCK!!!
ReplyDeleteSAD BUT TRUUUUUUUUAAAHHHH!!!!
Attempt to sing in front of a crowd...- get covered in pine needles and tree sap
ReplyDeleteI'd be Scootaloo and I would break out my scooter and zoom all over Ponyville and the surrounding regions with and grace and super speed. My adrenaline would build up and I'd feel unstoppable. Eventually I'd take off my helmet and pads to really experience that immense rush of excitement. After several nonstop hours of this joyriding I'd realize that I want to actually fly, like, with my wings, so I'd go scale a cliff and then jump off.
ReplyDeleteThen I'd die, but the bloody imprint of my face on the ground below would indicate that I was smiling!
Crusade because what else would the CMC do?
ReplyDeleteid be scootaloo and go pester rainbow dash because i want to be just like her but cant seem to understand what my talent is even though i idolise someone who is a good flyer and im a great scooter-er (i guess) and somehow don't see that as a talent... shes my favorite pony, but she disappoints me a bit
ReplyDeleteI'd be Applebloom so I could call for that chicken Scootaloo for hours and hours nonstop. Or Sweetie Belle because then I'd be the most adorable pony in Equestria.
ReplyDeleteIf I had to be Scootaloo, I'd follow Rainbow Dash everywhere until she kicked me off a cloud.
In any event, if I were a CMC, I'd try to earn a cutie mark in either hamburger-eating or powernapping or true-crime-TV-marathoning.
Is throwing my self off a cliff an option? If so i pick that.
ReplyDeleteCUTIE MARK CRUSADER MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDERS!!! YAY!!!
ReplyDeleteScootaloo- dress up like a chicken then make cluck noises in front of apple bloom and strut and say " It is true "
ReplyDeleteApple Bloom- Draw a picture of apple jack's cutie mark and walk by her with the picture on my flank and see what she says
Sweetie belle- throw a TNT rave break at rarity's shop
Cutie Mark Crusaders Meth Mixers Yay!
ReplyDelete3 Ponies at once? Hmmm..... Oh I have such a dirty mind.
ReplyDeleteBe Scootaloo and start fanboying around Rainbow Dash cause everypony knows shes awesome and doesn't afraid of anything!
ReplyDeleteAh talk lahke this while obsessin' over Rainbow Dash while singin' a purty song!
ReplyDeleteAs Scootaloo I would organise a Scooter competition to impress Rainbow Dash with my Scooter-skills...
ReplyDeleteAs Applebloom I would help Scootaloo by bringing apples and building the various ramps and stuff...
As Sweetie Belle I would try my best to make a cool sport-costume for Scootaloo, and then help DJ-P0N-3 with the music.
@Octavia
ReplyDeleteI counter your, bleh, ''inb4'' with a sounding *Boot to the Head* !
CUTIEMARK CRUSADER INTERNET BLOGGERS!!
ReplyDeleteThis is a split thing for me because it was never mentioned whether I was permanently that pony, or if I was just taking their bodies for a joyride.
ReplyDeletePerm Apple Bloom: Wake up, milk cow, go school, build shit, buck trees, Crusade, sleep, repeat till cutie mark, remove school from the cycle.
Temp Apple Bloom: Build shit until I got her her cutie mark, then leave a note calling her an idiot and explaining the cutie mark for when she gets back.
Perm Sweetie Belle: Find the nearest karaoke machine. Earn cutie mark. Enjoy life as a pop star.
Temp Sweetie Belle: Find karaoke, earm cutie mark, leave note detailed in Temp AB above.
Perm Scootaloo: Stalk Rainbow Dash, scooter races, flying lessons, crusade, repeat till cutie mark. Build cloud house with Apple Bloom's help.
Temp Scootaloo: Stunts on scooter, crusade, sleep, wake up, repeat until cutie mark. Leave note from other temps, extra emphasis on the idiot part since she's the one with all the lethal ideas.
As apple bloom: Find sisters shotgun, go on killing spree, turn this into epic win, get Charlie Sheen related cutie mark.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. xD
ReplyDeleteI like every three of them in their own way. :3
As Scootaloo. I will ride a Cloud. :)
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