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196 comments:
Hide in fear of the real Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDeleteYes, thats what I always wanted!
ReplyDeleteChange gender in 10 seconds flat.
ReplyDeleteA Sonic Rainboooooooooom :D
ReplyDeletetry and make a sonic rainboom...at night.
ReplyDeleteWait, I just realized I can't get a wingboner anymore :/
ReplyDeleteGet beat up by the real Rainbow Dash!
ReplyDeleteI go find Soarin' and romance the hay out of him <3
ReplyDeleteBecome Gabe Newell
ReplyDeleteFly away yeah
ReplyDeleteFly away yeah
Fly awaaaaaayyy
Nope, still looks like a Feraligatr to me.
ReplyDeleteSeduce Twilight. TwiDash ship is best ship.
ReplyDeletehit on rarity.
ReplyDeletewhat? with the fic just a few posts ago, somepony saying this was INEVITABLE
get wings and fly outta there
ReplyDeleterun, run as far as I can. The real RD won't tolerate this at all.
ReplyDeleteShipping!
ReplyDeleteBe Twilight's BFF of course!
ReplyDeleteTry to do a Draconic Rainboom, and then realize that I don't have wings.
ReplyDeleteThis is what it would look like if Spike and Rainbow Dash used Fusion Ha, fusing into Rainbike or Spash :D
"Well, howdy thar Rainbow! What c'n Ah do for- uh... yer bein' a bit forward there, Missy... not as Ah mind, but... You. Me. Barn. Now."
ReplyDeleteI would be a lesbian. Which is pretty easy for a dude.
ReplyDeleteNeal Peart drum solos.
ReplyDelete@ADavidO1987
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsJzJROlITU
Hit on Rarity.
ReplyDelete@ADavidO1987
ReplyDeleteI C wat you did dere.
Take a Nap.
ReplyDeleteRealize I can fly. Then I preform a Sonic Rainboom and the night sky fills with pretty colors! :D
ReplyDeleteHide from the real Rainbow Dash. Because I know she ain't gonna be happy when she sees some human with her fancy necklace on. (Also, toss a sarcastic 'Thanks Twilight' before I start looking for someplace to hide.)
ReplyDeleterun reaaallly fast and cower in fear at what the real Rainbow Dash might do -whimpers-
ReplyDeleteArson. And flying.
ReplyDeleteAnd arson while I fly.
Um, no thank you. Rainbow Dah will hurt me if she finds out, so I'll just stay out of this one.
ReplyDeletePass the necklace on to Daisy. She can scream about how horrific it is when RD gets mad at her.
ReplyDeleteI can't say. It'd be spoilers.
ReplyDeleteGo in search of the old Spike. I'd miss the little guy.
ReplyDeleteThat pic only makes me think about Yoshi... with rainbows...
ReplyDeleteAsk cereal about the whole CNN thing again.
ReplyDeleteGet shipped with everything that moves
ReplyDeleteProbably go hit on rarity or applejack... considering she is probably resisting temptation to do so.
ReplyDeleteWow, so that picture is what happens when you combine all colors of Yoshi...
ReplyDeleteI chill on a cloud. That has to be the comfiest damn thing ever. And on that note, I'm going to bed!
Me, the new Rainbow Dash? But what if she finds out I've been impersonating her? Oh, that will not end well.
ReplyDeleteWell, here's how it goes . . .
ReplyDeleteSpeed run in circles LIKE A BOSS
Do a speed strut LIKE A BOSS
Eat some gems LIKE A BOSS
Clean the library LIKE A BOSS
Sprint around Ponyville LIKE A BOSS
Hit on Rarity LIKE A BOSS
Get ignored LIKE A BOSS
Then rejected LIKE A BOSS
Swallow my sadness LIKE A BOSS
Throw Tom out a window LIKE A BOSS
Get kicked by Fluttershy LIKE A BOSS
Go back to the library LIKE A BOSS
Take a nap LIKE A BOSS
So that's my day.
I just live like how I used to be, except that my colours shine brighter than before and I always keep on coming back for more. Staying here is for winners!
ReplyDeleteDuh, try out for the Wonderbolts!!!
ReplyDeleteRealize I can't fly, unlike the real thing.
ReplyDeleteThen Plan B: hit on Twilight Sparkle!
I'll start to be 20% cooler
ReplyDeleteProbably stack it onto my face and get called Rainbow Crash forever.
ReplyDeleteHook up... with a guy.
ReplyDeleteI'll sonic rainboom into another dimension. Hopefully I'll somehow fall in Equestria.
ReplyDeleteI'll go defeat Discord so we don't have to talk to each other ever again.
ReplyDeleteMake the Wonderbolts. Duh.
ReplyDeleteThe picture changed 0.o
ReplyDeleteFind Applejack.
ReplyDeleteHug her.
That is all.
I become to first space pony while running from the real RD.
ReplyDeleteI then meet Space core.
Be the 20% cooler #1 assistant in ten seconds flat.
ReplyDeleteAnd make Twilight give me some wings so I can be more like the real thing.
Oh, and a beard of course!
...what's that Rarity? Oh, nothing, only my wings and my be-AAAHHH!!!RANDBOWDASHISHEREQUICKHIDEMEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!*storms out*
Didn't we already do this topic in the build up to season 2? I'm curious to see if the responses have changed at all.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I suppose hang out in Cloudsdale where everything is AWESOME!
PANIC!
ReplyDeleteYay i always wanted to host true capitalistic radio.
ReplyDelete1. Do a Sonic Rainboom twice.
ReplyDelete2. Tell the Wonderbolts to let me in or I will beat them in going fast
3. Be a big showoff
Uhm...break the speed force...I guess. *shrugs
ReplyDelete@reijngoud Spongebob reference xD
ReplyDeleteGo become a cupcake.
ReplyDeleteSimple. Go find some candy vag.
ReplyDelete"Oh, Pinky Pie, you are SO random!"
ReplyDeleteSo I'm Rainbow Dash again. Last time I spent all my time asleep. This time, I want to see how high I can go while flying. I always wanted to see what Equestria looked like from the lower atmosphere.
ReplyDeleteAssuming that the first Rainbow Dash is gone, and I'm her identical copy, and in Equestria: I'd be perfect. I'd be so good and nice and helpful, that if the other Rainbow Dash came back, she'd be run out of town.
ReplyDeleteThat would be hard to do for a really long time though, so if I was her for the rest of my life: I'd get married. Probably to another mare, because I'm a guy. I wouldn't right away though, considering I wouldn't know how long I was going to be Rainbow and it would take a month or two for me to get used to being a girl.
If you didn't notice: I've given this a lot of thought.
Run. Before she finds out.
ReplyDeleteOh nonono, what if spike finds out ive been impersonating him... that wont end well...
ReplyDeleteUm... dress in style? owait...
ReplyDelete@MegaTank
ReplyDeleteI thought we agreed never to speak of this again.
Pinkie Pie
ReplyDeletelol couldn't resist
I am? I don't think the real Rainbow Dash will like that >.>
ReplyDeleteInjure fluttershy's wings. She could be tough competition for the wonderbolts... What? She'd have done the same for victory.
I'm Rainbow Dash? Oh god the arrogance Equestria was not made for this much arrogance.
ReplyDeleteeat Tom. Gemstones are good and all, but good hard GRANITE is what is truly needed for a health body. and a health body is needed to do things in 10 seconds flat WITHOUT WINGS!
ReplyDeleteBe the most awesome pony. In name at least.
ReplyDeletego visit pinkie's house?
ReplyDeleteRub it in Scootaloo's face. I'm the new Rainbow Dash and she's not!
ReplyDeleteAt first... wonder what happened. Then screw the details, I'm in Ponyville. I can deal with the how and why after I take a tour and get acquainted.
ReplyDeleteFind Pinkie Pie (Cupcakes not included)
ReplyDeleteMe!? But what if she finds out I've been impersonating her!? That won't end well.
ReplyDeleteFluttershy!
ReplyDeleteWow, so many Dashies want to find me! I wonder what for? Maybe they all want to party! Or maybe they want cake! OOOoh... I bet they want my chocolate rain! WELL, YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT, DASHIES! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE! AND I'M NOT SHARING IT!
ReplyDeletelive in greater than or equal to the level of fear from the first time i read cupcakes...
ReplyDeleteSonic Rainboom over the next Super Bowl.
ReplyDeleteHumm, freak out , I mean really, I am now Rainbow Dash, thats so cool!
ReplyDeleteGo flying, even if its just hoping off a tree and gliding to the ground.
Spend some time with Scootalo, kid has some talent, just needs some encuragment.
Make friends.
Wait for the real Rainbow Dash to show up, and atempt to explain. She might be agressive, but, shes not a bad pony, she might even understand.
Make everything 20% cooler and then get shipped with everything that has (and in some cases, doesnt) a pulse.
ReplyDeletehook up with Soarin'
ReplyDelete...With Pinkie.
ReplyDeleteEverypony of course
ReplyDeletehmmm, whats that?
ohhhh, you said "what do i do", not "who do i do"
Always wanted to fly!
ReplyDeletehmm...race rainbowdash so i can experience the thrill and let her take back her own role :3
ReplyDelete^ That is if I could grow a pair.
ReplyDeleteGet it?
I would sleep on a cloud
ReplyDeleteI must go, my ponies need me!
ReplyDeleteThen I would fly around.
Then clop.
Its hilarious seeing your posts. I don't think I'd beat any of you up, I'm not that mean y'know.
ReplyDeleteBut if you all go starting relationships with ponies as me I'll get you in your sleep.
@Pinkie Pie
ReplyDeleteYou are so random!
Do my best to troll Discord.
ReplyDeleteSo we're ALL the new Rainbow Dash? Are we actually the Rainbow Dash, or do we all resemble a really bad cosplayers convention full of a hundred dudes in bad costume mockups all dressed as the same character?
ReplyDeleteI really really really hope it's the first option. 'Cause then we could pull off not a double, not a triple rainbow, but a century rainbow! They'll be able to power Equestria on the awesomeness output for the next millenia!
And then I'd take a nap.
Make out with the kitchen sink.
ReplyDeleteOkay, now you can say Rainbow Dash has been shipped with everything.
Afterwards, go hang out with Fluttershy.
Double sonic rainboom thats lasts a week
ReplyDeleteMake everything awesome just by being a part of it.
ReplyDeleteAnd also steal all the best musical cues in every PMV ever made.
ReplyDeletedidnt this post have another picture? ( with spike) or ami just dreaming?
ReplyDeleteI would dye my hair a crazy color!
ReplyDeleteYes
ReplyDeleteDouble Rainbow all the way! ;3
ReplyDeleteGasp and say "OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!" without stopping.
ReplyDeleteFind Gilda and Spitfire.
ReplyDeleteThat's who I will do.
Worry about the real Rainbow Dash finding out. That won't end well.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter what I do. It's 20% cooler than whatever you're doing.
ReplyDeleteomgomgomgomgogmgomomggmgomgomgomgomg I'm so awesome
ReplyDeleteRetrieve hooves from cloudsdale
ReplyDelete*just when Pave figures out what he's gonna do, he spontaneously explodes into sonic rainboom. And then he explodes again and thus reforms himself in rainbow colors and collapses*
ReplyDeleteYeah, someone already did this already, but I guess this would happen to me. :P
Um... panic?
ReplyDeletei would change my coat to a pink color, tatoo myself with two thunderbolts as my new cutie mark, and then die my mane and tail a teal color. Wait a minute...
ReplyDeleteDance games. 160 steps in ten. Seconds. FLAT.
ReplyDelete'Cause now I can do only 140. It saddens me.
Oh yeah, baby! Time to kick some Disco Flank!!
ReplyDelete*Twilight: It's Discord, Rainbow Dash
Immediately become 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat.
ReplyDeleteI would complain that we did this already, if I wasn't too busy being awesome~! Heck, you know what? I go find Neil Patrick Harris and see if he wants to hang out and be awesome together.
ReplyDeleteMy stomach would punch itself to confirm my existence.
ReplyDeleteDrop all loyalties to Sonic, after realizing that I'm physically capable of breaking the sound barrier, AND shattering the visible light spectrum at the same time.
ReplyDeleteObviously failing that, I'll go get a donut.
This is the greatest honor EVER.
ReplyDeleteFull Rainbow Dash or just the title like Spike had?
I'll assume title and go get a rainbow wig.
Study my new found gender.
ReplyDeleteTroll around with the weather clouds :D
ReplyDeleteTroll some Scootaloos.
ReplyDeleteThen hide.
I'm going to do spitfire
ReplyDeleteDashing around, because it's rainbowy! DASH!
ReplyDelete...Didn't we DO something like this some time ago?
ReplyDeleteOh well. My answer remains the same: Deliberately start hitting on nearly everypony that RD knows/is friends with, since Rainbow Dash is shipped with everyone anyway.
Try to start a riot between my five friends over who gets to have me.
Take a nap on a cloud, I hear those things are pretty relaxing.
ReplyDeleteum. give up?
ReplyDeleteDANCE
ReplyDeletedo a reverse Superman 1 around the globe so that october 15th would come sooner!
ReplyDeleteGo and make out with everyone of the mane6, then hide from the real RD.
ReplyDeleteFreak out about the real Rainbow finding out about this, then spend the rest of the day in bed throwing up magic scrolls.
ReplyDeleteI'll become 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat.
ReplyDeleteBe a melting pot of friendship and a nice guuuuuuuyyyyy!!
ReplyDelete@Calbeck Now that'd be a light show they'd never forget.
ReplyDeleteOf course, for more fun, you could dive down and snatch the ball away whenever they make a long pass or have a kickoff. Imagine the hilarity!
As for myself, if Twi made me the new Rainbow Dash, my first order of business is getting that mare to an optometrist, because man alive, she seriously needs some glasses.
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ReplyDelete20% cooler
ReplyDelete10 Seconds Flat
Sonic Rainboom
Wonderbolts
ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh
Best Young Flier
Aw yeah
Elements of Harmony
Spike is new Rainbow Dash
Dressed like a Tank
Winter Wrap Up
LOUDER
I think that covers everything.
Find out what the last Rainbow Dash did to have her selfness revoked.
ReplyDelete@Donraj
ReplyDelete"Fluttershy"
*Brohoof*
That and end this stupid argument over whether Dash is gay or not and prove that she's bi.
*Epic Brohoof*
ReplyDeleteStart mass producing replicas of my necklace to sell at Wonderbolts shows!
Take a nap.
ReplyDeleteFINALLY enough Rainbow Dash to go around :/
ReplyDelete@prower42
ReplyDeleteYou've already got hooves, dumbflank!
Go find some candy vag
ReplyDeleteHide in fear of the real rainbow dash. Or from pinkie's constant annoyance.
ReplyDeleteI'm the new Rainbow Dash?! *squee!*
ReplyDeleteI'd go sit on a single small cloud and pretend it Cloudsdale, a-duh!
Wonder what happened to the old one. Hope to dear Celestia that Pinkie wasn't involved. Do a Sonic Rainboom after said thought to get away from Ponyville as quick as possible.
ReplyDeleteControlling the weather.
ReplyDelete..like a baws.
Sorry, I'm too busy...napping.
ReplyDeleteAww man, I wanted to be Fluttershy! Or Twilight Sparkle!
ReplyDeletethis site just got 900% cooler
ReplyDeleteWell first I pop the clutch and then I proceed to invite the world to bite my dust.
ReplyDeleteFreak out over how awesome this is, then attempt to flip off Trixie before realizing I don't have fingers.
ReplyDeleteBecome Spades Slick.
ReplyDeleteI would pull out all the stops; everything I've ever learned about crazy awesome would be put to use. That way when the real Dash shows up she goes easy on me, since levels of cool would have been advanced for all parties involved.
ReplyDeleteMasturbate and then not be Rainbow Dash anymore. I am not as awesome as the great Dasher of Rainbows.
ReplyDeleteOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
ReplyDeletei feel like this has happened before...
ReplyDeleteFind Luna and get her to undo it.
ReplyDelete"OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH"
ReplyDeleteBecome Equestiria ball-bouncing record holder!
ReplyDeleteFly around everywhere experiencing the world from a whole new angle. Then make sonic rainbooms!
ReplyDeleteUm. Sit at home surfing the net and playing videogames?
ReplyDeleteBreak the Warp Barrier.
ReplyDeleteWrestle with the text parser, probably.
ReplyDeletePrevent Dracula from awakening and fight evil creatures with the "Vampire Killer"... Oh, wait, Rainbow Dash?, Sorry, I thought you said Richter Belmont... Silly me!! :P
ReplyDeleteOffer clopjobs for $1 apiece.
ReplyDeleteDress in style...
ReplyDeletefly...FLY!
ReplyDeleteFly, and have a romance with spitfire! Then go clubbing with DJ-Pon3, all while wearing "nothing at all!"
ReplyDeleteGive my new job over to Spike.
ReplyDeleteUm, I make EVERYPONY ELSE 20% cooler in ten seconds flat. Then I go do a sonic rainboom, make out with Pinkie and AJ, get drunk off Granny Smith's famous Cider, and go taunt Princess Luna until she never comes outside until late season two. By this time, it's pretty late, so I go scare the crap outta Scootaloo, somehow making her fan girl all over me more, until I pass out and weirdly end up in my cloud bed the next day, yellow feathers leading up to it and a note that says "Love you darling, Anonymous." I still have no idea who it is, but it has to be a pony with wings and yellow coat. I wonder...
ReplyDeleteUm, I make EVERYPONY ELSE 20% cooler in ten seconds flat. Then I go do a sonic rainboom, make out with Pinkie and AJ, get drunk off Granny Smith's famous Cider, and go taunt Princess Luna until she never comes outside until late season two. By this time, it's pretty late, so I go scare the crap outta Scootaloo, somehow making her fan girl all over me more, until I pass out and weirdly end up in my cloud bed the next day, yellow feathers leading up to it and a note that says "Love you darling, Anonymous." I still have no idea who it is, but it has to be a pony with wings and yellow coat. I wonder...
ReplyDeleteSleep for the entire day and flirt with Applejack
ReplyDeleteFail to activate the element of loyalty, break my legs jumping off a roof, get fired for not clearing the clouds, and wipe out Ponyville's crops with a winter that lasts forever.
ReplyDeleteAfter the food stores run out, I get killed and eaten by a desperate Pinkie Pie. And there was much rejoicing.
Even Spike knew this wouldn't end well!
Have a secret romance with Soarin' and then nap on clouds
ReplyDelete@terrycloth
ReplyDeleteWhy would I ever eat you? What, do you think I'm some kind of monster? Oh! Excuse me! My bear claws are done! The secret is to use real bear claws!
Stop pretending I'm somepony else before the world order breaks.
ReplyDelete...HUNDREDS OF RAINBOW DASHES!.... I SEE THEM EVERYWHERE.... EVEN IN THE MIRROR... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!??!?!
ReplyDeleteOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGosh!!!!
ReplyDelete*adores self*
ReplyDeleteFLY.
FLY UNTIL EVEN THE F-22 GETS JEALOUS.
My name explains what I would do.
ReplyDeleteThe same thing we do every night, Pinkie Pie. Try to take over the world.
ReplyDeleteFor seriousness, fly around, make a sonic rainboom, and cuddle fluttershy.
well first eat a hersheys bar then read this in my laptop and finally play call of duty black ops
ReplyDeleteI think I'd be as confused and scared as Spike was when he was the new Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDeleteTurn whatever song is currently playing into a rock ballad.
ReplyDeleteWith my new singing voice, start Equesrtria's first heavy metal band.
ReplyDeleteWell... First, be sure to register officially the World Record of the fastest pony ever.
ReplyDeleteThen... *cough* go see Pinky Pie and be friend with her, of course.
Stay awesome and fake a British accent.
ReplyDeleteTeam up with Goku and save the universe. Duh.
ReplyDeleteId ask Pinkie Pie to find a way to let Bronies into Equestria.
ReplyDeleteThen do a sonic rainboom past Prince Bluelbloods house and blow his faggy ass to the moon.
Convince the world of my hetero-sexuality.
ReplyDeleteI BECAME A CAR.
ReplyDeletehttps://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-NuHzOvVx-Mg/ToXkztHGwKI/AAAAAAAAB_I/wH5ezPEXE3g/s912/11%2B-%2B1
Why did the picture get changed, and where is the original one?
ReplyDeleteDASH will pick your number.
ReplyDeleteWait, is that possible?
St and glare at Twilight I may be loyal but my loyalty isnt good enough to make me the bearer of it lol
ReplyDelete