[Random][Comedy][Shipping] Collective Pre-reader Response- "WTF?"
Author: ponyupthecash
Description: Twist was just a lonely little filly in Ponyville...until she met the alligator of her dreams.Tho Thuper
(Thanks to/You can blame Wrongness for their Master Shipping/Fusion Chart and all of its hilariously horrible pairings!)
Additional Tags: Crackship, Twistgum, Straight ship
122 comments:
More broken links? Blasphemy!
ReplyDeleteUhhh a filly and a brianless pet? I sincerly hope you didnt take this too far.
ReplyDelete*cautiously gives it a read*
Now we've hit the slippery slope...
ReplyDelete?!?
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteWhy does she think with a lisp but talks normally? :/
"Additional Tags: Straight Ship"
ReplyDeleteEven more shocking than pet shipping.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteWell just finished reading it. and ewww dude. you took it too far
wut
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
It was amusing, and not long enough that it outstayed its welcome, so to speak.
ReplyDeletePersonally the bit I found funniest was Pinkie's instant assumption about Twist's motives.
So Sethisto..... do we not have lines that can't be crossed? or can we do anything we want as long as the sex isn't too explicit?
ReplyDeleteI knew it was a bad idea to read this, but that Comedy tag drew me in. That ending was NOT COOL. It was funny, though, In a way, but I think I'll go back to staying away from Shipping stories. Ugh, that mental image... X[
ReplyDelete-Joe
*shoots self in head*
ReplyDeleteTook it a BIT too far, but it was funny. Like how Twist even THINKS with a lisp, that was a nice touch.
ReplyDeleteTwist is into alligators? What a twist!
ReplyDeleteWhat did I just read?
ReplyDeleteCome on, admit it. There's been a lot worse than that ending.
ReplyDeleteSoooo we're allowed to have fillys making out in shipping stories? I know longer have any faith in this fandom anymore. Now where are those cyanide capsules......
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure gummy is far more intelligent than the filly.
ReplyDeletePS:Gummy always gets the filly in the end.
;O_O;
ReplyDeleteBrb eye bleach
eeyup, i'll join with another WTF
ReplyDeleteUmm...wow o_O Can someone smack this person in the head? Please? What is going on here?
ReplyDeleteIn short: WTF?
I thought it was funny till the end. Of course thanks to all the comments I thought it would be a lot worse than it actually was
ReplyDeleteCollective Pre-reader Response- "WTF?"
ReplyDeleteI agree with that statement
Well that was a big dose of WTF. What sort of individual thinks up this kind of stuff?
ReplyDeleteReally? Foals now?
ReplyDeleteFoals?
Seriously.
I got over the WTF pretty quickly and LOLz took over. XD I love that shipping chart and things that can come out of it. The crack shipping that caught my eye on that thing was Cheif ThunderhoovesXTwist but TwistXGummy is pretty funny as well.
ReplyDeleteThis fic is waaay too awkwardly funny! XDDDD
ReplyDeleteWTF indeed.
What. The. F*ck. I never thought there would be a ship as off-putting as GrannyBloom, but apparently a new challenger approaches: GUMTWIST.
ReplyDeleteI mean, it was written pretty well, and the jokes were decent, but merciful heaven above, that mental imagery will haunt me. In fact, if I didn't know any better...
Fillies and gentlecolts, we may have just been trolled.
WAIT! This is actually the first time ever that the labels Twist and Gummy are each used. That's sad! :C
ReplyDeleteWTF indeed, funny though. I enjoyed it. Here's to more crack pairings to come lol
ReplyDeleteWhat is this, I don't even....
ReplyDeleteI read that. Despite the comments and the remarkably low rating, I bloody read that. And I really shouldn't have. I think Toon above me is right, I REALLY hope this was a trolling effort, otherwise, I shudder to think what would have possessed you to write this story.
ReplyDelete*shudder*
Eh, shipping could be worse, there was that one time with that guy and the roof of his house, and that girl and her wooden stick. But that's another fandom, so I won't get too into that. Those guys were crazy.
ReplyDeleteI love how Twist thinks with a lisp, that made me laugh. This was made for comedy, so people probably shouldn't take it too seriously.
I gave that bitch an alligator
ReplyDeleteBitches love alligators
Wat.........
ReplyDeletealternate ending:
ReplyDeleteit's just a dream...
deal with it ! and don't take stuff too seriously :p
I find this hard to clop to.
ReplyDeleteಠ_ಠ<--my face at the end.
ReplyDeletewhatisthisidonteven.jpg
What. Has just happened.
ReplyDeleteME GUSTA
ReplyDeleteThat was... odd.
ReplyDeleteI've seen worse.
ReplyDeleteAngel + Snails. Do it.
ReplyDeleteThis story may have opened a can of worms i'm not sure this fandom is prepared for >_>
ReplyDelete@frybrainThe link is broken ON PURPOSE. Blogger itself is attempting to save us from.... THIS
ReplyDeleteIf Celestia loved you, She wouldn't have let you read this story. Fact.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I'm like 96% this was trollery, in a similar (though obviously less extreme) fashion to goatse. Don't blame the bronies; blame the internet.
huh...
ReplyDeleteodd...
meh. I've seen worse. I mean, yeah, the ending was a bit... icky, but nowhere near as bad as the comments would have you believe.
ReplyDeleteMore just weird than anything else...
I see these people wondering why he would write something like this.
ReplyDeleteI can't help but wonder......
Have these people ever heard of a joke?
It's a joke, not a sign that the fandom is going down the drain. If you want a sign that the fandom is getting worse, check out that ponies in socks fad, it's starting to get better, but at one point they were being shown as fetish pics.
Compared to that, a joke fic about TwistxGummy is nothing.
At first I was like-
ReplyDelete"Oh, this is funny and kind of cute!"
And then I was like-
"OH SWEET CELESTIA NOOOOOOO!"
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteLol dude have you even read it? its not a joke. they make out at the end. her tongue slides into the alligators mouth. If thats funny to you, then you must seek therapy. Would be a funny fic if it wasn't for that unneeded ending
*BLARGHARGLARGHAGL*
ReplyDeleteAs in vomiting, not Nigel Thornberry.
Alright, I laughed. That was a pretty good read for how short it was.
ReplyDeleteME GUSTA - ___ -
ReplyDeleteWoah woah woah.
ReplyDeleteA Twist fic? I didn't know anypony liked Twist.
Hey guys, lighten up, at least it's straight shipping for once!
ReplyDeleteThese reactions are freaking hilarious. As far as the story goes, it had it's moments. The ending was a bit out there, but it was for the comedy!
ReplyDeleteI'm... Don't... What?
ReplyDeleteI'll admit I laughed.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteYes, that is part of the joke.
Absurd situations are often used for comedy.
Yeah, it might not have been funny, but it's still a joke.
Methinks we've been trolled.
ReplyDeleteI lol'd so hard. The bar for shipping has been raised here, gentlecolts.
ReplyDeleteTrying to figure out which is funnier, the story or these reactions.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, such a funny little fic. XD
ReplyDeleteCurrently thinking about the pre-readers' facial expressions. Would like pics.
ReplyDeletei just read this.
ReplyDeleteit will definitely destroy the fandom, all of equestria and the internet, too. and then there will be cake.
4/5 for the fun
I found this quite amusing.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that ending was a little much, but I still got a laugh out of the story. Still, not a shipping I ever expected. Or ever would have. I'm sure Twist can do better than Gummy. Like, say, something sentient. But still, an amusing idea, though thankfully short.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I didn't find this funny. It was well written, but there were only two jokes: Twist's lisp and alligator affection, which both got pretty old after a while. Maybe if Pinkie put a bomb in Gummy that could only be disarmed with intimate mouth-to-mouth contact...
ReplyDeleteHilarious fic isth hilarious.
ReplyDeleteCOMEDY STORIES ARE SERIOUS F*CKING BUSINESS
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteWell then its a bad joke. I'm sure i could something about osama bin laden raping babies while their parents watch and just call it a joke too. Then nobody would allowed to be offended right?
I'd like to throw in a
ReplyDeleteWhiskey
Tango
Foxtrot
Thom people jutht dont get a theriouth joke thomtimeth. I mean theriouthly you guyth, theriouthly.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaand NOPE.
ReplyDeleteActually, this was written pretty well, despite being a little odd.
Twummy? Gwist?
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteWait? This actually offended you?
Did someone you know die of an alligator STD?
And the difference between whether or not something is a joke, is if what meant to be funny. So, if someone used your example, but tried to be funny about it, then yes, it would be a joke.
The quality of the joke has no bearing on whether or not it is a joke.
I have just the song for this situation:
ReplyDeleteyou'be been trolled
youve been trolled
yes you've probably been told!
Don't reply to this guy
he is just trying to get arise!
Out of you yes its true
you respond and that's his cue
to start trouble on the double
while he strokes his manly stubble
you've been trolled
you've been trolled
you should probably just fold!
When the only winning move is not to play!
Yet you keep on trying
mindlessly replying
you've trolled
you've been trolled have a nice day.
@Commodore Z
ReplyDeleteSo is the gist of the situation that you're trying to thing of a good name? I'd say Twummy.
How about no.
ReplyDeletePeople don't like Absurdity?
ReplyDeleteOh well.
As soon as I read: "Twist was just a lonely little filly in Ponyville...until she met the alligator of her dreams." I scooted back about ten feet from my computer in my chair. Seriously, WTF?
ReplyDeleteIt's going to take much willpower to not read this...
Oh for Celestia's sake, do people not notice the [Comedy] tag, or are the comments just extra dense today?
ReplyDeleteThis was a joke. It is not meant to be taken seriously. If you were truly offended that a fictional child made out with a fictional alligator (who is only 1 year old, I might add!), then you really, really need to reevaluate some things in your life.
Anyways, I thought this story was pretty hilarious. It had good pacing, and Twist thinking with a lisp was awesome. I demand more shipping chart insanity!
Honestly, I'm surprised there's not more Gummy crack fics...
ReplyDelete...I haven't been reading many fics lately... but Twist x Gummy is just irresistible.
ReplyDelete@twilightlover21
ReplyDeleteI want that as my ringtone... XD
Now for the story... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! O_O I laughed, and then promptly threw up at the end... Very well written though, I commend the author for that. I didn't really take it as him/her trolling everyone, I just thing he/she looked at the shipping chart, saw the shipping pair "Tummy", and went "Hmmm... No one's ever made THAT fic before... How would that wor- Well it can't REALLY work, but how can I at least make a comedy out of it?..." and thus, we have the fic we've read today. -_-
Remember the reaction Twi had to the snakes in Winter Wrap-up? Yeah. That.
ReplyDeleteJust from the description and comments.
This was pretty funny. Like everyone else, I WTFed, but the story itself isn't nearly as horrifying as some of these comments would suggest. Lighten up people!
ReplyDeletelolwut
ReplyDeleteYou guys realize this is a parody of shipfics, don't you?
i find this story difficult to masturbate to
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDelete... In all honesty... yeah. This is probably true of everyone.
though I don't think... anyone has tried.
I don't get why people get so worked up over this.
ReplyDeleteI mean, there's a SpikexAngel clopfic out there, so I'd say this one is pretty harmless.
You people are silly! It's obvious not everyone reads things like tags and descriptions all the way. I thought this was hilarious, grossout ending and all.
ReplyDelete@arexshortpaw: I like Twist! Though I prefer her shipped with Snails, myself.
reptile x little nerd pony srsly wtf
ReplyDeletebut I will read it anyway it's probably harmless (I hope)
All these bronies need to get their panties into LESS of a wad. Srsly. So *THAT ENDING*. BIG WHOOP. It's not like they were playing Seven Minutes in Heaven, jesus. Or, heaven help us, doing more than just *THAT ENDING*. Hell, I've read worse and this is OBVIOUSLY a pure joke story.
ReplyDeleteChillax. Hell, I expected a threesome with Twist/Gummy/Pinkie. THAT would have been hilarious!
I am getting a good laugh just from your reactions. :D
ReplyDeleteI...wait...what?
ReplyDelete...I think you broke the pre-readers.
good job on her accent really I had her voice perfectly in mind even if reading it got a lot harder
ReplyDeleteand the ending was (hm I don't seem to find the right word right now) hilarious maybe well it made me laugh so hard that it hurt really.
Will the two of them be able to hide their forbidden workplace relationship a secret and will the alligators growing teeth cut a painful ending to their relationship watch the next episode of the nerd and the alligator to find out
Oh, I saw the comedy tag, stalwart defenders. It just wasn't that great a comedy. The idea could've been done fairly well, but the critical thing is that it WASN'T.
ReplyDeleteThe end was a little abrupt. Would have been interesting if Pinkie had caught them.
ReplyDeleteWHAT.
ReplyDeleteWell, I can never un-read that. Thanks. Thanks a friggin lot.
ReplyDeleteI do so enjoy a well-written crackship.
ReplyDeleteHolding steady at 2.7 stars, I see.
ReplyDeleteSometimes when I read a story's description, I think to my self, "Maybe I should read some of the comments before opening it up." I'm proud to say that little just saved me some time and mental scarring.
Wait... WHAT?!
ReplyDeleteIth there a FAV button thomewhere?
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think that bronies are really humorless creatures
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of disappointed in you guys. So many of you are getting upset over an obvious joke, and a well-written joke at that. It's a funny story, and an obvious parody of crack ships. Quit taking ponies so damn seriously.
ReplyDeletePersonally I cracked up at the scene where Twist falls in love with Gummy at the party. Great work.
THIS IS NOT THE WORST SHIP POSSIBLE.
ReplyDeleteNOT EVEN CLOSE.
"I can't hold back my feelings anymore!" said Dinky Hooves. "I don't care if my mom objects. I love you!"
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAR" said the Hydra.
"Yes, I'll gladly crawl in your mouth. Aww, is that your way of kissing me?"
THIS MADE ME VERY OFFENDED
ReplyDeleteI CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD WRITE ABOUT THIS
NOPONY LIKES TWIST ANYWAY AND I REFUSE TO READ A SHIPPING STORY WITHOUT DASH >:(
Didn't creep me out, was having too much fun watching the people in the google docs chat freaking out.
ReplyDeleteSeriously... this is the first story of Twist in, like, FOREVER!! ...and this is what comes out ?
ReplyDeleteWe near more -Quality- Twist story... seriously... people hating her have such stupid reasons that barely stand against basic argumentation.
Will we (I) have to commission for good Twist Stories, or what ?
(sigh)... anyway... I will read this soon, and know the extent of the damages (with Gummi ? I can only shake my head sadly).
@SomeGuy
ReplyDelete*Boot to the Head*, and it's free.
...Okay, it wasn't THAT bad. It was actually even good, kinda. I was expecting something MUCH worse after reading the comments. And while I wasn't happy with that kiss at the very end, it still was much more acceptable than the punchline of the Skittles fanfic.
ReplyDeleteLet's say, 4/5. Well-written, has a few nice moments, and feels like a generally not bad joke, but nothing beyond that.
I attribute this to the lack of new episodes
ReplyDeleteTotally giving this a 5 star rating, if for no other reason than to offset the lower ratings. It was just, dare I say, tho thuper.
ReplyDeleteNeeds a story tag, Seth.
ReplyDeleteRead story, and...
ReplyDeleteMeh...
I'm not sure to approve...
Twist is a good, and yet very underestimated character. She deserves more respect than some 'bad taste' ''joke'' story.
...but... forgetting the doubtful ''comedy''... It was, more or less, an 'ok' (and short) story...
I mist be missing something, but /in the context of what went on before/ how is them kissing a big deal? It was already pretty silly and out there before that.
ReplyDeleteYeesh, hell I'll never understand people....
@Anonymous somepony write this right now.
ReplyDeleteI. Wow. I. .... I... Just. Wow.
ReplyDeleteY NO SIX STAR
ReplyDeleteLovely and cracky but I feel it misses badly a bit between the second and final sequence. Just too abrupt.
ReplyDeleteLOL! That wath tho thilly!!!
ReplyDelete