• Pony Lunchbag

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    More pony merch has popped up! This time straight from Zellers, a store found only in Canada.

    Now you may be wondering.."But Seth, why would I need a pony lunchbag?"

    That's easy. 

    Say you are a college student, with long drives to and from your classes each day.  You are already spending a fortune on gas.  It's time to start saving money!   Let ponies guard your custom made peanut butter sandwich.  Don't blow it at Samurai Sams, or on those ridiculously overpriced bagels at Starbucks.  You need that money for the inevitable brony centric toy line that Hasbro hopefully releases in the near future!

    Or perhaps you are a global business executive on a trip to the far east?  Maybe Japanese cuisine just isn't your thing?  Sure, they have Mcdonalds down there, but they aren't carrying ponies right now, so why bother?  Trust our favorite little pastel equines with your left over New York style pizza from last night!  I garuntee these girls will keep it mold free for at least the entire plane ride.  (Though you might want to take a few bites on the way over, around the edges)

    At a mere $9.99, this expertly constructed food storage device (powered by Equestrian Innovations FreezeClop® technology)  is guaranteed to keep your food in tip top condition, and save you a huge amount of cash at the same time.

    Lunch bags are the future, and Friendship is Magic is here to be your guiding hoof. 
    Saturday, July 9, 2011 op
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    53 comments:

    1. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 4:01 PM

      I already have one, aww yeah nig nogs.

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    2. zZDarkMemoriesZzJuly 9, 2011 at 4:01 PM

      My god, that's actually a really beautiful-looking, well crafted lunchbox.

      Bringing your lunch to school just got 20% manlier. xD

      ~Dark~

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    3. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 4:02 PM

      Its so manly looking.

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    4. AcriannaJuly 9, 2011 at 4:04 PM

      manly lunchbox is manly!

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    5. NotAGoodUsername360July 9, 2011 at 4:04 PM

      Why did I read this in Cave Johnson's voice?

      "Now you may be wondering.."But Seth, why would I need a pony lunchbag?""

      "Lunch bags are the future, and Friendship is Magic is here to be your guiding hoof. "

      ...oh.

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    6. NotAGoodUsername360July 9, 2011 at 4:06 PM

      @Anonymous
      @Acrianna

      The Heavy: Dah! And perfect for holding sandvich!

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    7. Brett TurnerJuly 9, 2011 at 4:08 PM

      that would be a great lunchbox to use for a high school sophomore in texas. AMIRITE?

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    8. SyggieJuly 9, 2011 at 4:10 PM

      Brilliant, Seth! Could you help me on this one? What can I use those MLP girl socks for? I was standing in Target for ten minutes, Princess Celestia socks in hand, pondering what a 24-year-old guy could do with these.

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    9. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 4:11 PM

      That was a magnificent sales' pitch and I'd buy one in a heartbeat if they were being sold somewhat near me and I had some decent form of transportation. But alas, no.

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    10. Mather MaddoxJuly 9, 2011 at 4:11 PM

      @Syggie Cat booties! Or jelly-bean holders!

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    11. Ihaveanamebecause?July 9, 2011 at 4:13 PM

      @Brett Turner

      Well this Texan is hopefully buying one...

      yeah well. I'm used to people making fun of me, it's kind of funny really how people try hard to get to me but they never do...

      Maybe they'll pop up on amazon?

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    12. DavidReinoldJuly 9, 2011 at 4:16 PM

      FreezeClop. Brand name fail. And yet, despite that disturbing mental image, I still really want this...

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    13. BronyMikeJuly 9, 2011 at 4:21 PM

      OH MY GOD I HAVE TO GO UP TO ZELLERS RIGHT THE HELL NOW

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    14. TenchiFreak5July 9, 2011 at 4:22 PM

      I wonder if that's big enough to fit a six-pack into.

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    15. SmittyGJuly 9, 2011 at 4:23 PM

      I'll take one!! It looks really good imo and at $10 That's a Steal!

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    16. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 4:27 PM

      Americans should check Target for this, they acquired 220 of the 273 Zeller's stores from HBC and are turning them into Targets so it's possible the stock might follow suit.

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    17. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 4:27 PM

      ... Seth, are you being paid off to make this post?

      If not, you should totally work for their advertising department or something.

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    18. RandomjackJuly 9, 2011 at 4:29 PM

      bad ass. This makes me want to start bringing a lunch to work/school

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    19. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 4:30 PM

      That's a sweet lunchbox. Does the other side have Twlight, Rarity, and Applejack?

      What's attached to it? Pens?

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    20. RazynJuly 9, 2011 at 4:31 PM

      You forgot the "Sethisto. We're done here." Part

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    21. l0x0rJuly 9, 2011 at 4:35 PM

      Is there anyway I can purchase this without making a trip to Canada? The hundreds I would spend on gas plus the ten dollar price probably puts it out of my price range otherwise.

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    22. BitmunJuly 9, 2011 at 4:44 PM

      @NotAGoodUsername360
      Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are un-many, sexist, or adverse to pink in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive internet forum and send back someone better-qualified for ponies.

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    23. Derpy HoovesJuly 9, 2011 at 4:52 PM

      Darn you, Canada! Something else to spend my money on if I get the chance.

      "You need that money for the inevitable brony centric toy line that Hasbro hopefully releases in the near future!"

      We can only hope to be able to hand over our entire life savings in the name of this. :)

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    24. TopbRony1July 9, 2011 at 4:56 PM

      Considering their demographic you would think they would make it slightly more appealing to older viewers.

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    25. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 4:57 PM

      >freezeclop

      motherofgod.jpg

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    26. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 5:01 PM

      Sethisto you be crazy. No self respecting man would carry around that lunchbox, no matter how much they love the show. And if any of you do go with that in public, god help you.

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    27. kirbycoloursJuly 9, 2011 at 5:02 PM

      If I had access to a TARDIS, aside from trying to use it to break into the ponies' reality, using it to go buy this would be the first thing on my mind.

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    28. CalnosJuly 9, 2011 at 5:04 PM

      Oh Seth, you say like college students and business execs NEED reasons to buy a pony lunchbox.

      Its ponies, that's all that matters.

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    29. Star Winged BritJuly 9, 2011 at 5:06 PM

      ...And when the evil lunch thieves of Stoke-on-trent opened up the pony lunchbag, Pinkie Pie armed with a massive bazooka lept forth from it's depths, and blew the criminals all the way to the center of the Everfree Forest, and then our favorite pink pony threw a massive street party for everyone, where there was much rejoycing.

      I have no idea why I typed that, but still that looks like an awesome lunchbag to have.

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    30. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 5:10 PM

      best sales pitch EVAR!!! They should make a commercial using that pitch and i bet they could make loads of cash from the hundreds of buyers

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    31. NotAGoodUsername360July 9, 2011 at 5:51 PM

      @Bitmun

      When life gives you lunchboxes, don't make sandviches for them! Make life take the lunchboxes back! Demand to see life's manager! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LUNCHBOXES, WHAT THE HAY AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LUNCHBOXES-- DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LUNCHBOXES! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO DESIGN A COMBUSTIBLE LUNCHBOX THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

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    32. AbalidothJuly 9, 2011 at 5:51 PM

      >Samurai Sams
      >Seth is from somewhere in Arizona

      Seth, are you talking about the Samurai Sams at Rural and University? Also, why is that the only thing I got from this post?

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    33. JellybeanPonyJuly 9, 2011 at 6:08 PM

      HAPPY CANADIAN BRONY IS HAPPY

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    34. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 6:39 PM

      ProTip: Target owns Zellers.

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    35. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 6:55 PM

      THEY HAVE A PINKIE PIE BUBBLE BLOWER NOW!! :)

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    36. Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceJuly 9, 2011 at 6:57 PM

      If only Toys 'r Us stocked them.
      They got a 'buy a back pack, get a lunch bag free' deal and was hoping they had some ponies.

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    37. ProfesorRodJuly 9, 2011 at 7:11 PM

      Oh Seth, you magnificent salesman :D

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    38. Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceJuly 9, 2011 at 7:16 PM

      Quick! Somepony send it to the moon! I need something to hold my alfalfa burger!

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    39. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 7:57 PM

      Ooh, a seal of approval with Trixie on it! That must mean that under any scrutiny the product turns out to be of poor quality and completely unable to perform as advertised! I'm totally sold on not buying this. Thanks, Trixie!

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    40. PonyPonyPonyBronyJuly 9, 2011 at 8:26 PM

      Seth you should be in marketing. =D It makes me want to go raid Canada just for this. And I'm like 1500 miles away....

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    41. NotAGoodUsername360July 9, 2011 at 8:29 PM

      @PonyPonyPonyBrony

      *cocks Raindow Dash custom shotgun*

      You stay the hay away from me and my country!!!

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    42. PonyPonyPonyBronyJuly 9, 2011 at 8:43 PM

      @NotAGoodUsername360

      "Raid" only as in "raid the fridge," darling. I love you guys. Toronto's the best city around for performing street magic. And you know how much we bronies like magic!

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    43. XanilusJuly 9, 2011 at 8:49 PM

      Back-to-School merch has started rolling in where I work. Once I start seeing My Little Pony items I'll be passing along the good word.

      I'm expecting lunch bags, folders, notebooks, maybe a backpack or two, some pencil cases... who knows!

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    44. MeghanJuly 9, 2011 at 9:38 PM

      I have that! I thought they were everywhere, but Zelllars seems to have that and stickers along with the toys and that's it. I brought it to work and its a nice lunchbox considering I usually use bento boxes now.

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    45. meteor metalJuly 10, 2011 at 1:18 AM

      You have a food place at your college named Samurai Sams? Epic, we only have silly OSU themed names at my school.

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    46. MahnaJuly 10, 2011 at 4:16 AM

      there is a Zellers 3 blocks from my house, if there is not a pony lunch bag when I get there. I am gonna bust a hoof off in some jabrony's candyapple flank.

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    47. AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 11:42 AM

      "Equestrian Innovations FreezeClop® technology"

      ...

      ?

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    48. ShataraJuly 10, 2011 at 3:38 PM

      @NotAGoodUsername360
      So Cave Johnson invented the bottlecap mine? Makes sense.

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    49. BejotyJuly 10, 2011 at 5:51 PM

      Just checked out the Zellers in Vancouver.. Nothing. Hopefully they'll come to stock this way soon!

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    50. AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 7:49 PM

      @zZDarkMemoriesZz
      I dropped into Zellers after work and bought one. Unfortunately it has a very manly smell. I was sitting here wondering where the bicycle inner-tube smell was coming from. Finally I discovered that it was coming from the MLP lunchbag sitting on the Kitchen chair next to me. It was a relief that it wasn't my laptop overheating or a jammed belt in the fridge or something. So yes, MLP lunchbag is very manly.

      @ TechiFreak5: It's big enough for two small frozen dinners and a fruit (my usual lunch) but only for three cans of beer at best.

      @ Anonymous 3:27: Made in China for Calego International, a "proud Canadian company". So maybe Target will distribute them in the US, and maybe not.

      @ Anonymous 3:30: No pens and the back has no image, just plain pink canvas framed with a glitter seam.

      @ l0x0r: Get someone to mail one to you.

      @ Anonymous 4:01: It's way embarassing, but the looks of horror on the faces of my collegues at work will be worth it.

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    51. AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 9:01 PM

      Bought one for my kid @ a Calgary Zellers today. Searched for a matching backpack or pencil case to no avail. I don't see why backpacks wouldn't be released in the near future, so fingers crossed.

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    52. StarflowerJuly 17, 2011 at 11:53 AM

      I just called the closest Zellers (only about a 20 minute walk), and they said they had none, nor any record of a spot in their product inventory for it.

      FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

      Gonna start calling the other Zellers. I SWEAR, ONE OF THEM BETTER HAVE IT. >=O

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    53. StarflowerJuly 17, 2011 at 12:12 PM

      Okay, so it seems that it will be out in full swing when the Back to School items all arrive. One of the Zellers has them, but it's 30km away and I have no way of getting there (other than walking, of course, but I sure don't feel like walking /that/ far). I guess I'll just wait for the Back to School sales to start. :/

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