Rainbow Dash may be able to break the sound barrier, but Derpy here is the rhino to her cheetah. What she lacks in speed, she makes up for in pure, unstoppable, wall eyed power. How else could she deliver the mail, on time, 365 days of the year without losing a single package? Do you have any idea how HEAVY a sack of apples is? This girl right here doesn't even break a SWEAT!
Now go buy some shoes so Nike can cut me my check. I have a gazebo in Dubai to rent out for the next 40 years.
(Thanks to Pimps for the tip!)
53 comments:
HELL. YES.
ReplyDeleteMy god... I'm a man... and this is the first time ever I've wantedd to go shopping for SHOES!
WHAT HAVE PONIES DONE TO ME?!!! I'M TURNING INTO A WOMAN!!
I can dig it. Where do I buy this?
ReplyDeleteSo Derpy's number is officially 28.
ReplyDeletethere are no muffins on these shoes
ReplyDeleteClose enough is right. Too close to be a coincidence even? Perhaps a full blown FUCK YEA is needed?
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteim a man and i love to go shopping problem?
Now I want DERPY shoes.
ReplyDeleteCLOSE ENOUGH for me.
Shut up and take my money.
ReplyDeleteI think I have to argue with you on Derpy's reliability as a mail mare.
ReplyDeleteShe did drop an entire piano.
Derpy Themed shoes? LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteI'll definitely consider buying a pair when I see them. Unless this becomes the first of many other pony themed shoes, then perhaps I'll get a pair of Nike Unicorn XX's ((Twilight Sparkles))
These would go great with those pony socks from before
ReplyDeleteCombine this with pony socks and what have you got? AN UNSTOPPABLE PONIFYING MACHINE.
ReplyDeleteI've never been more excited about shoes in my life.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aqf_irqq-M
ReplyDeleteI would buy these if I needed a new pair of shoes. Heck, I'm tempted to buy them anyway.
ReplyDeleteJust wanna point out. Derpy's coat is two different colors.
ReplyDeleteBuy 'em on Amazon, fellow bronies...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Mens-Nike-Pegasus-Grey-Black-Sonic-Yellow-Dark/dp/B0052FF738
http://shoe-station.amazonwebstore.com/Nike-AIR-PEGASUS28-443805007-GreyYellow/M/B0052FF738.htm
ReplyDeleteWHERE DO I BUY THESE
ReplyDeleteVERY MUCH YES!
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm gonna go buy these tomorrow. CONFOUND THESE PONIES!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, sweet, I need a new pair of sneakers; where do I...
ReplyDelete*sees Amazon URL*
*loads it up*
*chokes at the price*
... call me crazy, call me cheap, call me whatever you will, but I have never believed in paying that much for a pair of shoes. Thirty dollars is my limit. x.x
I should start saving up money.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous Two colors? An explanation is in order
ReplyDeleteim in for 5...
ReplyDeleteAnyone have a good suggestion for a pony color scheme for these Converse?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.converse.com/#/products/shoes/converseone/builder/chuTayHiCanRed1010,,,,
Too bad Nike makes overpriced shit for shoes. I work lolretail and the previous versions of these shoes are just complete ass. The color scheme is pretty awesome though most likely purely coincidental though thats more than enough reason to get these if you can fork it over.
ReplyDeleteJust remember that Nike tends to cut their shoes pretty narrow so if you've got a wide foot you're probably fucked.
Here's some Derpy Converse I threw together on their site. I'm seriously tempted to get these.
ReplyDeletehttp://i55.tinypic.com/24d0upd.jpg
Hate Nike, but still love it.
ReplyDelete>Nike Air Pegasus 28
>Pegasus
:D
EPIC WIN!
ReplyDeleteVery cool. Nike shoes way overpriced? What did you expect? Still, that IS pretty awesome.
ReplyDelete*looks at price again*
Nike is going to make serious money from the rich Bronys out there :|
Whoa, check out this one and compare it side-by-side with Twilight's mother in Cutie Mark Chronicles.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Nike-White-Club-Purple-Bright-Violet-Pure-Platinum/dp/B0054RBI32/ref=pd_sbs_shoe_2
http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/9/97/Twilight_Sparkle%27s_Mom.jpg
The color matching is so precise it's eerie. The white and lighter purple match her hair, the grey her body (just slightly darker), and even the check mark's color matches her cutie mark (the mark is very slightly more blue-ish).
It's true that these colors have a strong association, but still.
....Really? Not only are the colors so close but it's also called Nike *Pegasus* 28??
ReplyDeleteI wish I could afford a pair of these. Same deal as others mention though, I have a hard time justifying a shoe purchase over $30.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't these be reasonably priced?
Note these shoes fit my excessively massive 13 Wide foot in a shoe marked 13 Regular, they are pretty wide shoes. I also have an awfully high arch and they were probably the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn.
ReplyDeleteCredit Card is GO!
ReplyDeleteRenting a gazebo in Dubai? Why not come to my house instead? I'm a native emiraty :D
ReplyDeleteDerpy's gold eyes always make me stare too much o_O
ReplyDeleteNike's shoes are always really over priced, and they are not available in my area according to the site. That said, there appearers to be a pair that uses Rarity's colour scheme in my size. http://store.nike.com/ie/en_gb/?l=shop,search,searchList-air%20pegasus%2028&sitesrc=gblp#l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-300/pid-409451/pgid-392588 Too bad that they are really expensive.
ReplyDeleteThe ultimate pony machine:
ReplyDeletePony socks
Nike Air Pegasus 28 shoes
"RBD/20% Cooler in 10 seconds flat" shirt
Wonderbolts jacket
Pony medallion/keychain
Pony pins
Look, guys. There's nothing special about these shoes. Nike has always sold grey and yell- holy crap, they're actually officially called Pegasus! I want a pair RIGHT NOW!
ReplyDeleteI can see the appeal of a pony-color scheme for shoes, but I don't wear tennis shoes. They make me feel exposed.
ReplyDeleteI wear boots. Pretty much all of the time. Hell, I'm wearing boots while I'm typing this right now.
And I can't really see there being a pony color scheme for boots coming out any time soon. Even if they did, I don't think there's anyone who could pull of wearing them.
I dunno I like the create your own converse. I made Luna and Fluttershy ones there.
ReplyDeleteSee Fluttershy converses:
http://www.converse.com/#/products/shoes/converseone/builder/chuTayHiCanRed1010,,,253751886
I want these, but I'm afraid that if I due I'll ruin my feet by wearing them on the wrong feet, for the full 'derp' effect of course.
ReplyDeleteBronies on NIKE! I hope we'll get some in the gaming industry too... (Hopes for pony refrence in Initial D: Arcade Stage).
ReplyDeleteNike is just tryin to subtly cash in on the craze. Honestly its a good move by them.
ReplyDeleteForgive my modern cynicism, this is pretty obvious to me.
... I'd still buy them .... if I wore tennis shoes. Tennis shoes have always looked bluh to me.
So anything that has 2 colors the same as a pony is automatically considered a shoutout?
ReplyDelete@==Maverick==
ReplyDeleteIt has "Pegasus" in its name. Still might be unintentional, but I don't think anypony cares. :)
I want white and purple Rarity shoes. With diamonds. NOW.
ReplyDeleteI want a pair of those derpy hooves!
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ReplyDeleteY U NO CANADA?
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