Start a party that gets the attention of the nobles in Canterlot, force Prince Blueblood and his council to decide to have me taken out, have Twilight betray me for 30 bits, appear in front of Celestia and Luna, who beg for me to prove that my parties are worth it, get my head dunked in an apple-bobbing barrel thirty-nine times, then get sent to the moon for three days, only to pop right back up in Ponyville with my friends.
YESS MY DREAM COME TRUE! -Party EVERYDAY ALL day! -prank ponies with rainbow dash -Rainbow dash XD -get super hyper and have super duper amounts of fun! -Bake foods i love! -GO CrAzY~! -defy the laws of physics -hug everypony i meet
I would probably try to set things right, but since Pinkie has those bizarre reality warping powers, I would probably accidentally the whole universe in the process.
Drive Twilight crazy by regularly breaking/disregarding basic laws of physics at regular intervals in her presence.
Then host a super snuggle slumber party with the rest of the mane cast. xp And secretly try and play cupid by arranging things so that my favorite shipping pairs are coaxed together. Although that involves inviting Trixie for Twilight... >> <<
Become good at going long periods of time without blinking.
Take Rainbow Dash aside and stare into her soul as long as I can just to freak her out. Then do the same for others? I wonder how Celestia would handle that.
break the 4th wall, bring select, deserving humans to Equestria. use their animation and programming knowledge to make cartoon clones of myself to PINKIFY EVERYTHING
1. After a massive shock, mainly just bounicng around singing "I'm a pony!" a million times I'd thow a party. 2. Defy the laws of gravity countless times 3. Have Twilight freak out on how I'm doing that 4. Prank with Rainbow Dash and tell her that she is awesome 5. Break out into song 6. Throw an after party from the last one 7. Break the 4th wall 8. Repeat 2-7 foreverrrr
Your name is PINKIE PIE. You love to throw parties, and live with MR AND MRS CAKE. What will you do?
-PP: Giggle like a schoolfilly and throw a party-
You giggle like a schoolfilly and start preparing for a party. First, you must invite your true love. She is your best friend and is always nice to you. You must invite her formally, lovingly.
-PP: Serenade your true love about the party-
You kneel in front of your true love. She holds the same, happy expression throughout your song. When you ask her to go, however, Madame LeFlour holds the expression and is silent.
-PP: Have sudden realization and mourn-
You realize Madame LeFlour is not alive. You mourn for her.
-PP: Get idea-
You use Madame LeFlour's inners to make delicious cupcakes. You feel a shiver down your spine, like you have somehow contributed to something dreadful. Wen the cupcakes are in the oven, you prepare to write invitations, by writing a guest list. Rocky, Mr Turnip and Sir Lints-A-Lot will not be attending the party.
-PP: Send invitations to friends, for party and funeral-
You write out the invitations for the party of no purpose, and Madame LeFlour's funeral. Even in death, her expression is the same as ever. You shed a silent tear for her.
I travel thru time and space in my PARTDPS (ponies and relative time and dimensions and parties and space and ponies and PARTIES!) using my ability to manipulate the universe, then I throw parties thruout history!
I'm still waiting for Fluttershy. Altough I have no idea, what I'll do then.
Nah, whatever. I'll do the obviously: Breaking the fourth wall, defy gravity, teleport, stuck a cupcake in my eye... But no parties. I don't like parties. -.-
I would try to find Pinkie's Limits - she MUST have some!
Make cupcakes! Special Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy cupcakes! Man, those would be so good... (If you didn't read cupcakes, this whole post would sound harmless...)
Hmm...Kill the fourth wall, go to the Pentagon, make it past all security by wearing only a mustache, and throw the most kickass party ever for those silly overworked curmudgeons. Or throw the largest party ever. And invite everypony, simply everypony, in all of Equestria! But not with a singing telegram. I got worn out doing that for five ponies, let alone the amount of ponies, surely greater than five, across all of Equestria. I'd still want to deliver all the letters in person, though. That shouldn't take too long. Oooh, this is going to be great! Now where to get the supplies?...*bounces off* (Wow. That's the first time I've ever used the word curmudgeon.)
Turn cupcakes into ponies and throw a party for them. Then I'd set up Twilight and Trixie on a blind date with each other. Then I'd sneak into Canterlot Castle and push the big red button that's hidden behind several secret passages.
Being drunk... oh, wait, I do that already... Mmmmm... A gigantic party of biblical proportions that even break the 4th. wall so bad that any creature/character ever made for animation and comics escape to the real life and begins the Apocalypse of reality as we know.
Then I'll be laughing at it, eating muffins and cupcakes, and oatmeal and meat. Sitting in my throne made of candy and drinking beer from a grail, made of the crown of trollestia and some roses and pies.
It will be THE PARTY!!! MUAHAHAHAHAA!!! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, and prepare the funeral for when I became Rainbow Dash and shoot myself.
Make physics my personal toady at my M.C. Esher inspired party house.
Streamers everywhere! Balloons in streamers! Streamers in balloons! Pin the tail on the pony! Pin the pony on the tail! Stairways that emerge from punchbowls. Doorways through time, space and cake.
"Aww, I'm not Rainbow Dash! Not even a Pegasus pony!"
Then I'd bake gluten free cupcakes and decorate them to loud music to make myself feel better. Then I'd distribute them among my friends so they'd feel good too.
Go hug fluttershy. Then eat a ton of cookies and sweets. Then fly around in my hot air ballon. Land my hot air ballon at Pony Joe's and eat more sweets. Then probably throw some parities.
Have everyone become suspicious of me due to the fact that now, instead of being bouncy, happy, cute and random I'm dour, confused, and learning how to walk on all fours.
Throw a party of course! And invite everyone! We'll have cake and muffins... a bouncy castle... Gummy swimming in the pool of punch... It'll be awesome!
Use my 4th wall breaking Skills to open a portal to the real world and bring all the ponies with e and throw the BEST MOTHER FUCKING PARTY ON THE PLANET. :D
Use my 4th wall breaking powers to teleport around Equestria, taking in all the scenery while I sing a happy and bubbly song about it, then make some blueberry muffins, eat them, chat in my nonsensical way with the other mane 5, throw a giant "My Mind is Full of Fuck and I Love It" party, the annoy the crap out of Celestia.
1. Find Twilight and Rainbow Dash and explain the situation, apologizing for my shenanigans the last two days when I was in their bodies. 2. Meet Celestia, who has come to Ponyville in response to the letter I wrote her yesterday when was Twilight Sparkle. 3. For the hell of it, throw a party. Annoy the crap out of everypony.
I'll take a yummy peanut butter cream filled cupcake and eat it while listening to the song Fly Away while watching Forest Gump while jumping though hoola-hoops while Seth Green sits in his chair smoking a pipe(that's blue by the way) while CarrotTop messes with the space time continuum so I will be watching Forest Gump for the rest of my life while oatmeal throws himself out of the window and into Celestia's beard.
HUG GUMMY EAT MY MANE AND TAIL BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE COTTON CANDY DEFY LAWS OF GRAVITY BREAK THE 4TH WALL and last, but not least... THROW A PARTY!! :D
Throw a party for everypony I know bounce up to Rainbow's house hug her to unconsciousness leave her wondering how I got up there throw another party bake cupcakes find a hidden book at Twilight's distract AJ from her work mess up something Rarity's making accidentally scare Fluttershy's animals *GASP* run out to the Ponyville town square and sing the Pony Pokey as loud as I can!!!
I wake up, the pink poofy hair hanging around my face. I rub the sleep from my big eyes... In Pinkie Pie fashion i do the impossible and divide by zero. THe Asnwer was shocking and amazing at the same time
I tell twilight who laughs in my face, then looks it up in a book, then she will find Lyra who will be the pony who will be the pony to be the human, (she's always wanted to be a human.) therefore making me her and Pinkie Pie Pinkie Pie.
PARTY!!! Then break the forth wall so I can travel around the Hub universe to visit the characters in other shows and bring laughter into their live. Especially that gloomy Megatron, he could definatly use a party.
If Pinkie Pie were my part to play, I would probably prank various ponies pending pursuit of a particular pegasus. Then perhaps I would perpetuate parties for my pals as per my persona.
And all would be in awe of my awesome alliteration, although that word wouldn't be in my vocabulary as that frizzy-haired earth pony.
Explore Pinkie Sense, Find a way to return to my original body, freak at every small thing like the real Pinkie does (My ADHD will be a HUGE help) And also, I believe my real life friend will be able to cover for her in my body, since he will understand who it is from the get-go. Also, adore Gummy.
Break fourth wall. Grab nearest other tv. Tune to Hub. Break THAT wall, thus re-entering the cartoon world. Stare at self breaking the fourth wall to stare at self breaking the fourth wall to stare at self breaking the fourth wall. . .
Cure disease. Then get the entire world out of debt. Throw a party. Then throw an after party. Totally make a kick flank show on food network about Cupcakes. Then I would probably time travel, because knowing Pinkie, she probably knows how. And then... how long are we pinkie pie? Because I would so love just to do anything I want... because Pinkie doesn't give a Buck!
I WOULD LOOK AT EVERYTHING... then throw a TOTALLY AWESOME PARTY, then maybe do stuff. then more stuff... OOH MOAR!! An-an and then... I would would... Hmmm...
Well, if I were to become her for a day... First of all, I'd tear every Cupcakes rumor straight to the ground. You know how? Make PinkieDash shipping canon. It's awesome, clean, grimdark-story-shattering goodness, and I'm sure you're going to love it (and if you don't, tough luck.) Next, I would use the power to break the fourth wall to literally break the fourth wall into reality, and use the power of friendship and parties to create world peace. Then I'd go back into Equestria and have a blooming relationship with Rainbow Dash. And then the options would be countless...
1. Make doughnuts! Y'know, for a change. 2. Hang out with Freakazoid. Remember him? How soon they forget... 3. Make sure my hair is still curly because it looks terrible when it goes all straight. 4. Throw a huge party and invite EVERYONE except people who made "Cupcakes" references in this thread. So there, neener neener. 5. Make risotto! Y'know, for a change.
1. Throw a party. 2. Break the 4th wall. 3. Do both of the above at the same time. 4. Break Twilight by not doing this that should be logically possible. 5. Eat as many sweets as possible. 6. Pinkieshy, TrixiePie and PinkieDash.
1. eat sugar 2. have a party with at least one pinkie pie from every other universe 3. invite other 4th wall breakers like deadpool 4. watch as the multiverse is quickly obliterated by our awesome party 5. stop the "cupcakes" pinkie from eating everyone 6. throw a party for survivors of the end of the multiverse 7. throw a party for the party 8. survivors a throw for the party 9. ???? 10. profit!
Me? Pinkie Pie? Well, I'd break the fourth wall a lot! After all, being hyperactive and following cartoony physics means that I know that I'm just a character in a TV show. Then I'd drag Rainbow Dash into a basement and cut her wings off and cut out her cutie marks and make played-out references to old fanfics! Then I'll start to run around and just plain annoy every pony. That would make my day!
395 comments:
End all of my conversations with "... and that's how Equestria was made!"
ReplyDeletego nuts.
ReplyDeletedeny the existence of gravity.
ReplyDelete"SERIOUSLY?! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!"
ReplyDeleteStart a party that gets the attention of the nobles in Canterlot, force Prince Blueblood and his council to decide to have me taken out, have Twilight betray me for 30 bits, appear in front of Celestia and Luna, who beg for me to prove that my parties are worth it, get my head dunked in an apple-bobbing barrel thirty-nine times, then get sent to the moon for three days, only to pop right back up in Ponyville with my friends.
ReplyDeleteEverything. Pinkie has no limitations such as time and physics.
ReplyDeleteFly into the sun.
ReplyDeleteI uh..
ReplyDelete.. well, I love the ponies but..
I would stab myself 21 times in a row.
Switch bodies back with Pinkie Pie.
Then watch her die on the ground.
And eat her.
Eat her.
But if I wasn't going to do that?
ReplyDeleteKiss and hug Rarity to death.
make more dashpie, and pinkieshy stories about myself
ReplyDeleteSwitch back to Twilight cuz I love her! =D
ReplyDeleteBut if I can't I'll just go ahead and throw a PAA-RTAY!!! =D
And do ten bizillion cupcakes and send them here to RL and sell them
Profit? :P
You know what? Forget breaking the 4th wall, I'll break the FIRST wall!
ReplyDeleteAlso, side note, why is Lyra last in the poll to the right? You make Lyra cry!
It depends, Am I in Equestria or not?
ReplyDeleteVisit my parents and sisters. Its been to long.
ReplyDeleteAppear in random places and party hard!
ReplyDeleteAttempt to run a party....and invite the ENTIRE world to it.
ReplyDeleteSleep with every mare in Ponyville, become Twilight somehow, and sleep with every mare in Ponyville again. :D
ReplyDelete1) *GASP*
ReplyDelete2) Now I'm Pinkie Pie? But I don't want this! I want to be myself!
Pinkie Pie: Silly anon, you ARE yourself!
And then I was a cat.
YESS MY DREAM COME TRUE!
ReplyDelete-Party EVERYDAY ALL day!
-prank ponies with rainbow dash
-Rainbow dash XD
-get super hyper and have super duper amounts of fun!
-Bake foods i love!
-GO CrAzY~!
-defy the laws of physics
-hug everypony i meet
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well, given her reality warping powers, I would probably just take over the world. Then I would send Celestia to the moon and give Luna a hug.
ReplyDeleteuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhewapfiubapwidfnwepnfdpuiaewngifnwepifunaweufnajk GOTTA DANCE!!!!
ReplyDeleteChase Rainbow Dash and wait to become Fluttershy.
ReplyDeleteYou even have to ask? Are you loco in the coco?
ReplyDeleteFind someway of turning into twilight
ReplyDelete1.) Get thoroughly wasted
ReplyDelete2.) Pinkiedash
3.) Obliterate the 4th wall
I would probably try to set things right, but since Pinkie has those bizarre reality warping powers, I would probably accidentally the whole universe in the process.
ReplyDeleteWHEN ITS TIME TO PARTY,
ReplyDeleteWE WILL PARTY HARD
Drive Twilight crazy by regularly breaking/disregarding basic laws of physics at regular intervals in her presence.
ReplyDeleteThen host a super snuggle slumber party with the rest of the mane cast. xp And secretly try and play cupid by arranging things so that my favorite shipping pairs are coaxed together. Although that involves inviting Trixie for Twilight... >> <<
Be cute as fuck!
ReplyDeleteInb4 Party.
ReplyDeleteWait...
If i was Pinkie Pie i would prank Celestia...
ReplyDeleteand then frame jump back to ponyville after she sent me to the moon... because Pinkie Pie can.
make love to the 4th wall
ReplyDeleteA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRainbowdash Fluttershy and Applejack all at once... And other things to.
ReplyDeleteA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCupcakes (without Rainbow Dash, of course) and parties. Many parties!
ReplyDeletebetter question, what dont i do?
ReplyDeleteBecome good at going long periods of time without blinking.
ReplyDeleteTake Rainbow Dash aside and stare into her soul as long as I can just to freak her out. Then do the same for others? I wonder how Celestia would handle that.
teach rainbow dash how to make cupcakes with scootaloo for a party afterwards?
ReplyDeleteplay team fortress 2
ReplyDelete1. ???
ReplyDelete2. ???
3. ???
4. PARTY!!!!!!
break the 4th wall, bring select, deserving humans to Equestria. use their animation and programming knowledge to make cartoon clones of myself to PINKIFY EVERYTHING
ReplyDeleteDefy Logic and Party with the real Pinkie Pie.
ReplyDeleteFinally experience being able to speak uncontrollably quickly.
Wear gummy on my head like a hat.
HUGS!
Party hard! Party hard! Party hard! Party hard! Party hard!
ReplyDelete@Pinkie Pie
ReplyDeleteiv never been so excited either!!!!!!
1. After a massive shock, mainly just bounicng around singing "I'm a pony!" a million times I'd thow a party.
ReplyDelete2. Defy the laws of gravity countless times
3. Have Twilight freak out on how I'm doing that
4. Prank with Rainbow Dash and tell her that she is awesome
5. Break out into song
6. Throw an after party from the last one
7. Break the 4th wall
8. Repeat 2-7 foreverrrr
End the world.
ReplyDeletesit and wish that I was Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteStart planning what I'll do tomorrow as Rarity.
ReplyDeleteYour name is PINKIE PIE. You love to throw parties, and live with MR AND MRS CAKE. What will you do?
ReplyDelete-PP: Giggle like a schoolfilly and throw a party-
You giggle like a schoolfilly and start preparing for a party. First, you must invite your true love. She is your best friend and is always nice to you. You must invite her formally, lovingly.
-PP: Serenade your true love about the party-
You kneel in front of your true love. She holds the same, happy expression throughout your song. When you ask her to go, however, Madame LeFlour holds the expression and is silent.
-PP: Have sudden realization and mourn-
You realize Madame LeFlour is not alive. You mourn for her.
-PP: Get idea-
You use Madame LeFlour's inners to make delicious cupcakes. You feel a shiver down your spine, like you have somehow contributed to something dreadful. Wen the cupcakes are in the oven, you prepare to write invitations, by writing a guest list. Rocky, Mr Turnip and Sir Lints-A-Lot will not be attending the party.
-PP: Send invitations to friends, for party and funeral-
You write out the invitations for the party of no purpose, and Madame LeFlour's funeral. Even in death, her expression is the same as ever. You shed a silent tear for her.
Revel in the fact that I am now Pinkie Pie.
ReplyDeleteThen I would shatter the fourth wall and merge the world with Equestria, for the good of everyone.
I travel thru time and space in my PARTDPS (ponies and relative time and dimensions and parties and space and ponies and PARTIES!) using my ability to manipulate the universe, then I throw parties thruout history!
ReplyDeleteThrow a huge party and kiss Rainbow Dash <3
ReplyDeletedo whatever i want and not pay attention to any laws of nature or what not
ReplyDeleteDemolish the fourth wall.
ReplyDeleteEverypony.
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting for Fluttershy. Altough I have no idea, what I'll do then.
ReplyDeleteNah, whatever. I'll do the obviously: Breaking the fourth wall, defy gravity, teleport, stuck a cupcake in my eye...
But no parties. I don't like parties. -.-
I would try to find Pinkie's Limits - she MUST have some!
I do EVERYTHING.
ReplyDeleteBREAK REALITY.
ReplyDeleteDo... Everything...
ReplyDeleteAre you CRAZY? I'd throw an awesome parr-tayy!
ReplyDeleteRun head first into the fourth wall and enter the real world.
ReplyDeletecupcakes
ReplyDeleteI CANNOT HANDLE THESE POSTS THERE ARE TOO MANY OPTIONS
ReplyDeleteI was going to say "break the fourth wall" was the obvious answer, but... yep. Rainbow Dash. Oh bronies, you so silly.
ReplyDeleteWhat would I do?
ReplyDeleteMake flutter shy Mai waifu of course. Then....it's time to have fun
WITH SCIIIENCE
Defy all logic.
ReplyDeleteWatch Twilight go Rapidash
Me Gusta. *sunglasses*
Party like its 1999
ReplyDelete1.bother dash
ReplyDelete2.bother twilight
3.bother rarity
4.make cupcakes
5.bother fluttershy
6.party hard
7.bother applejack
I will now use my powers for evil... what? you dont think Pinkie Pie's powers would be good for evil?... you'd be surprised...
ReplyDeleteMake cupcakes! Special Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy cupcakes! Man, those would be so good... (If you didn't read cupcakes, this whole post would sound harmless...)
ReplyDeleteGain the ability to eat as many sweets as possible without having to worry about becoming a diabetic.
ReplyDelete*bandwagon party comment*
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, party!!!
ReplyDeleteTwilight Sparkle.
ReplyDeleteParty like it's 1999!
ReplyDeleteYou know what im NOT gonna do... making my best friends into cupcakes, that just sick!
ReplyDeleteLets Party!!! *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce*
Considering she has the appetite of an elephant but the metabolism of a nuclear-powered submarine, I'd probably just eat cake and oreos all day.
ReplyDeleteWell... duh!
ReplyDeletePARTY!
Rip the thin veil separating these words asunder. I SHALL BRING ABOUT THE COSMIC GIGGLE!
ReplyDeleteHmm...Kill the fourth wall, go to the Pentagon, make it past all security by wearing only a mustache, and throw the most kickass party ever for those silly overworked curmudgeons. Or throw the largest party ever. And invite everypony, simply everypony, in all of Equestria! But not with a singing telegram. I got worn out doing that for five ponies, let alone the amount of ponies, surely greater than five, across all of Equestria. I'd still want to deliver all the letters in person, though. That shouldn't take too long. Oooh, this is going to be great! Now where to get the supplies?...*bounces off*
ReplyDelete(Wow. That's the first time I've ever used the word curmudgeon.)
Give a Balloon to everypony in Equestria
ReplyDeleteWhat do I do? What DONT I do??
ReplyDeletebetter question is, what WOULDN'T you do!!!!
ReplyDelete@Fallin' Winter
ReplyDeleteBwa ha ha ha ha ha! Favorite response.
Turn cupcakes into ponies and throw a party for them. Then I'd set up Twilight and Trixie on a blind date with each other. Then I'd sneak into Canterlot Castle and push the big red button that's hidden behind several secret passages.
ReplyDeleteGet diabetes, die, momentarily return as a ghost to save my friends' lives.
ReplyDeletePinkie Pie
ReplyDeletePARTY HARD
ReplyDeleteOh and spam as many sarsaparillas as I can.
Use my hidden magical powers to rule the world.
ReplyDeleteStart trolling everyone I meet.
ReplyDeleteBeing drunk... oh, wait, I do that already... Mmmmm... A gigantic party of biblical proportions that even break the 4th. wall so bad that any creature/character ever made for animation and comics escape to the real life and begins the Apocalypse of reality as we know.
ReplyDeleteThen I'll be laughing at it, eating muffins and cupcakes, and oatmeal and meat. Sitting in my throne made of candy and drinking beer from a grail, made of the crown of trollestia and some roses and pies.
It will be THE PARTY!!! MUAHAHAHAHAA!!! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, and prepare the funeral for when I became Rainbow Dash and shoot myself.
Yes. :)
Hang out w/ Deadpool, make 4th wall jokes.
ReplyDeletebreak a wall and scream oooyeeeaa.
ReplyDeleteNuke the 4th wall with a candy bomb!
ReplyDeleteMake physics my personal toady at my M.C. Esher inspired party house.
ReplyDeleteStreamers everywhere!
Balloons in streamers!
Streamers in balloons!
Pin the tail on the pony!
Pin the pony on the tail!
Stairways that emerge from punchbowls.
Doorways through time, space and cake.
Do you know what it's time for? A SEXY PARTY!!!
ReplyDeleteparty, have fun, bake goodies, and do random things without caring if ponys think im weird cause im just being pinkie pie
ReplyDelete1- Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDelete2- Invite Stephen Hawking and Brian Greene over for a party.
"Awwwww, I'm not Rainbow Dash. Not even a Pegasus pony!"
ReplyDeleteThen I'd make Gluten free cupcakes and decorate them to loud music, then distribute them amongst my friends to cheer myself up.
"Aww, I'm not Rainbow Dash! Not even a Pegasus pony!"
ReplyDeleteThen I'd bake gluten free cupcakes and decorate them to loud music to make myself feel better. Then I'd distribute them among my friends so they'd feel good too.
Party til I'm broke and they drag me away!
ReplyDeleteThrow a Party
ReplyDeleteGo hug fluttershy. Then eat a ton of cookies and sweets. Then fly around in my hot air ballon. Land my hot air ballon at Pony Joe's and eat more sweets. Then probably throw some parities.
ReplyDeleteOne Word. Party. Two words. Party Hard. Three. Party non-stop!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, and as for the fourth wall, I'll have mercy on it, that thing's held together with duct tape right now.
Find Twilight Sparkle and get changed back to normal before this bizarre dimensional rip gets even more out of control.
ReplyDeleteParty, if it wasn't that obvious.
ReplyDeleteThen, break the fourth wall.
Lastly, turn into Pinkamena and have a party with my inanimate friends.
Madame LeFlour would be so proud.
Something boring. Just to freak everyone out.
ReplyDeleteThen throw the best party ever!(Because the Gala Sucks :P)
Then some 4th Wall Breaking of course~
i would throw a party that defies logic!
ReplyDeleteHave everyone become suspicious of me due to the fact that now, instead of being bouncy, happy, cute and random I'm dour, confused, and learning how to walk on all fours.
ReplyDeleteor alternatively, make pinkity happen.
Disregard Physics
ReplyDeleteAcquire Sugar
First I look in my basement. Depending on what I find I will either break the fourth wall and come find my self or I will start a Tumblr blog...
ReplyDeleteDiscover every hidden "powers" Pinkie has
ReplyDeleteMake cupcakes with the haterz as special ingredient..
ReplyDeleteThen Throw a party coz there's only Ponies and Bronies! ^^
Throw a party, poison all of Ponyville with cupcakes I made with another character, nuke the 4th wall, create the Internet
ReplyDeleteTurn the pony above me into a cupcake :3
ReplyDeleteride off and save Skyrim
ReplyDeleteThrow a party of course! And invite everyone! We'll have cake and muffins... a bouncy castle... Gummy swimming in the pool of punch... It'll be awesome!
ReplyDeleteObliterate the fourth wall and make it into a mega inter-dimensional super party.
ReplyDeleteProbably co-DJ with Vinyl Scratch while simultaneously making out with Rainbow Dash. XD
ReplyDelete@Rainbow Dash's Ex-lover
ReplyDeleteI mean I'm making cupcakes together with somepony else. (ex: Making cupcakes with sleepy Applejack that failed miserably)
Buy a hacksaw!
ReplyDeleteI'm already Pinkie Pie and I'm cleaning the house for a party as we speak.
ReplyDeletesing a duet with Weird Al
ReplyDeleteMake Cupcakes!!!
ReplyDeleteUse my 4th wall breaking Skills to open a portal to the real world and bring all the ponies with e and throw the BEST MOTHER FUCKING PARTY ON THE PLANET. :D
ReplyDeleteI do everything. At the same time.
ReplyDeleteMaybe eat tons of junk food knowing that it wont make me fat or rot my teeth.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.google.nl/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/260x260/9233362.jpg&sa=X&ei=QEdZTpbHH8no-gbfheivDA&ved=0CAUQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEtXjF738LDqQj-_1Ln19QA92HL0Q
ReplyDeleteToday I put on my umbrella hat and throw a hurricane party! And then after the power goes out, we can tell ghost sto
ReplyDeleteUse my 4th wall breaking powers to teleport around Equestria, taking in all the scenery while I sing a happy and bubbly song about it, then make some blueberry muffins, eat them, chat in my nonsensical way with the other mane 5, throw a giant "My Mind is Full of Fuck and I Love It" party, the annoy the crap out of Celestia.
ReplyDeletehmmm, eat all those delicious yummy treats mr and mrs cake have in their shop
ReplyDeletethen i arrange things with vinyl so wes can host awesome party
BECOME GOD OF THE NEW WORLD
ReplyDeleteImitate the askpinkaminadianepie tumblr blog
ReplyDeleteThrow a F***ing Party!
ReplyDelete1. Find Twilight and Rainbow Dash and explain the situation, apologizing for my shenanigans the last two days when I was in their bodies.
ReplyDelete2. Meet Celestia, who has come to Ponyville in response to the letter I wrote her yesterday when was Twilight Sparkle.
3. For the hell of it, throw a party. Annoy the crap out of everypony.
>What would you do?
ReplyDeleteTroll hasbro, look into the camera, wave and say hi to all viewers.
I'll take a yummy peanut butter cream filled cupcake and eat it while listening to the song Fly Away while watching Forest Gump while jumping though hoola-hoops while Seth Green sits in his chair smoking a pipe(that's blue by the way) while CarrotTop messes with the space time continuum so I will be watching Forest Gump for the rest of my life while oatmeal throws himself out of the window and into Celestia's beard.
ReplyDeleteI believe this one is obvious
ReplyDelete*ahem*
THROW A PARTY
Throw a party...
ReplyDeleteOn the ceiling...
Of Twilight's house...
Because I'm Pinkie Pie.
Break the fourth wall at every single avaliable oppertunity of course.
ReplyDelete...And throw a massive party for... some reason.
I'd want to rock and roll all night and party every day!
ReplyDeleteHUG GUMMY
ReplyDeleteEAT MY MANE AND TAIL BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE COTTON CANDY
DEFY LAWS OF GRAVITY
BREAK THE 4TH WALL
and last, but not least...
THROW A PARTY!! :D
Break fourth wall, defy gravity and physics, bake some rad treats, play with Gummy...
ReplyDeleteThrow a party for everypony I know bounce up to Rainbow's house hug her to unconsciousness leave her wondering how I got up there throw another party bake cupcakes find a hidden book at Twilight's distract AJ from her work mess up something Rarity's making accidentally scare Fluttershy's animals *GASP* run out to the Ponyville town square and sing the Pony Pokey as loud as I can!!!
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ReplyDeleteHater deal with it and of course throw a party
locate the nearest thing with a pulse and proceed to drive it/him/her insane with my physics-defying antics.
ReplyDeleteBeing Pinkie Pie is soo awesome.
ReplyDeleteI wake up, the pink poofy hair hanging around my face. I rub the sleep from my big eyes... In Pinkie Pie fashion i do the impossible and divide by zero. THe Asnwer was shocking and amazing at the same time
dividing by Zero = ENDLESS PARTY TIEMZ111!
Break the fourth wall, the go bang some seven gram rocks with Charlie Sheen and Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDeleteI would do soooo much fucking blow...
ReplyDeleteObviously Attempt to solve the Rubiks cube with my mouth... :D
ReplyDeletePARTY!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI tell twilight who laughs in my face, then looks it up in a book, then she will find Lyra who will be the pony who will be the pony to be the human, (she's always wanted to be a human.) therefore making me her and Pinkie Pie Pinkie Pie.
ReplyDelete-Break into song
ReplyDelete-Party
-Feed Gummy
-Party
-Prank Everybody (Except Fluttershy)
-Party
-Show Everypony MLP g1
-Did I mention Party?
"You are now Pinkie Pie, what do you do?"
ReplyDeleteWhat?! Are you joking?! What kind of stupid question is that?! Do you have ANY idea on the sheer amount of possibilities there is? A LOT!
The question itself is just unthinkable.
What do you do if your Pinkie Pie- Blasphemy. Might as well add what's the meaning of life.
But here's the short version: EV-REE-THING!
Visit the Pentagon and break the fifth wall.
ReplyDeleteWhy, I would defeat the evil monkey lord of the eighth dimension, of course!
ReplyDeleteAsk Twilight why am I turning into her friends... after apologising for the mess I made during my time as her of course.
ReplyDeleteDuuh, only evrything silly!
ReplyDeletePARTY!!!
ReplyDeleteThen break the forth wall so I can travel around the Hub universe to visit the characters in other shows and bring laughter into their live. Especially that gloomy Megatron, he could definatly use a party.
@aramaru ALL THE PHYSICS. perhaps more
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ReplyDeleteLol
the question is what DON'T i do
ReplyDeleteBurn things.
ReplyDeleteEVERYTHING.
ReplyDeleteYay, my favorite pony!
ReplyDeleteIf Pinkie Pie were my part to play, I would probably prank various ponies pending pursuit of a particular pegasus. Then perhaps I would perpetuate parties for my pals as per my persona.
And all would be in awe of my awesome alliteration, although that word wouldn't be in my vocabulary as that frizzy-haired earth pony.
Create a permanent reality rift between Earth an Equestria. Duh.
ReplyDeleteThen try out panelwalking.
Explore Pinkie Sense, Find a way to return to my original body, freak at every small thing like the real Pinkie does (My ADHD will be a HUGE help)
ReplyDeleteAnd also, I believe my real life friend will be able to cover for her in my body, since he will understand who it is from the get-go. Also, adore Gummy.
I sing a song about parties while playing trombone and banjo.
ReplyDeleteBreak fourth wall. Grab nearest other tv. Tune to Hub. Break THAT wall, thus re-entering the cartoon world. Stare at self breaking the fourth wall to stare at self breaking the fourth wall to stare at self breaking the fourth wall. . .
ReplyDeleteFinish off by staring at own butt.
CUPCAKES
ReplyDeleteCure disease. Then get the entire world out of debt. Throw a party. Then throw an after party. Totally make a kick flank show on food network about Cupcakes. Then I would probably time travel, because knowing Pinkie, she probably knows how. And then... how long are we pinkie pie? Because I would so love just to do anything I want... because Pinkie doesn't give a Buck!
ReplyDeleteEverything. I am now the universe!
ReplyDeleteYOU KNOW WHAT THIS CALLS FOR?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SctkxenKlI
Two things:
ReplyDeleteDrink it up!
PAR-TAY!
WHOO HOO~
Equestria girls, we're kinda magical, boots on hooves, bikinis on top~
ReplyDelete-prances off singing-
Is, "Make out with Rainbow Dash" an option? :P
ReplyDeleteI use my Quantum 'Reality Altering' Powers to create a portal toward another universe... in this case, and by ''luck'' ;)... our Universe.
ReplyDeleteI WOULD LOOK AT EVERYTHING... then throw a TOTALLY AWESOME PARTY, then maybe do stuff. then more stuff... OOH MOAR!! An-an and then... I would would... Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteWhoops, look at the time! Pony Time!
:P
Bounce around, confuse my friends, break the fourth... fifth(?) wall.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it obvious? PARTY!
ReplyDeleteI would fight...for my right...to PARRRRTAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGiggle at the Ghosties
ReplyDeletereveal her true colors as a merciless killing machine
ReplyDeleteBreak the physical laws of natur and have a great time doing it!
ReplyDeleteA super mega awesome funny party
ReplyDeleteMake an after party for the after party for gummy
ReplyDeleteWell, if I were to become her for a day...
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, I'd tear every Cupcakes rumor straight to the ground. You know how? Make PinkieDash shipping canon. It's awesome, clean, grimdark-story-shattering goodness, and I'm sure you're going to love it (and if you don't, tough luck.)
Next, I would use the power to break the fourth wall to literally break the fourth wall into reality, and use the power of friendship and parties to create world peace.
Then I'd go back into Equestria and have a blooming relationship with Rainbow Dash. And then the options would be countless...
1. Make doughnuts! Y'know, for a change.
ReplyDelete2. Hang out with Freakazoid. Remember him? How soon they forget...
3. Make sure my hair is still curly because it looks terrible when it goes all straight.
4. Throw a huge party and invite EVERYONE except people who made "Cupcakes" references in this thread. So there, neener neener.
5. Make risotto! Y'know, for a change.
1. Throw a party.
ReplyDelete2. Break the 4th wall.
3. Do both of the above at the same time.
4. Break Twilight by not doing this that should be logically possible.
5. Eat as many sweets as possible.
6. Pinkieshy, TrixiePie and PinkieDash.
Freak a bit at waking up in a filly's body, but live with it cause I'm Pinkie Pie! Then tell everyone what happened and try to throw a party anyway.
ReplyDeleteEat lots of sugar.
ReplyDeleteDo random stuff.
1. eat sugar
ReplyDelete2. have a party with at least one pinkie pie from every other universe
3. invite other 4th wall breakers like deadpool
4. watch as the multiverse is quickly obliterated by our awesome party
5. stop the "cupcakes" pinkie from eating everyone
6. throw a party for survivors of the end of the multiverse
7. throw a party for the party
8. survivors a throw for the party
9. ????
10. profit!
ill break every wall imaginable (the fourth is not the only)
ReplyDeleteand ill leave the awesomest parties in my wake
Me? Pinkie Pie? Well, I'd break the fourth wall a lot! After all, being hyperactive and following cartoony physics means that I know that I'm just a character in a TV show. Then I'd drag Rainbow Dash into a basement and cut her wings off and cut out her cutie marks and make played-out references to old fanfics! Then I'll start to run around and just plain annoy every pony. That would make my day!
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