"I don't believe it is possible for this to be rated"-Pre-reader #2
"It will be CRUCIFIED by the community"-Pre Reader #10
"How the hell did you talk me into posting this?"-Sethisto
Author: ProBrono
Description: When one of Twilight's spells goes awry, she creates a pony who is literally a perfect match for Rainbow Dash! Can Equestria handle the sheer awesomeness of two Rainbow Dashes joining forces!? (Spoiler: The answer is no)Double Rainbow [Director's Cut]
Additional Tags: Biologically impossible, democracy, babies everywhere
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Best pre-reader comments ever; I must read this NOW.
by Celestias sake....twilight ruins a spell, lesbionic RD
I see Trixie behind Scootaloo.
Pre-Reader Comments have forced me to read this.
Well because of the seal, I guess I have to read.
Babies everywhere tag?
Oh...My...God...Spinning...Scootaloo...Head...Out...of...Control...Hypnotizing...!
*derp*
>pre reader comments
ok i gotta see this....
Everything about this makes me happy.
inb4shitstorm
Moderate-heavy Shipping make my brain want to go all emo and scream for me to show mercy and stop reading and it hurts. I REALLY do try to enjoy shipping fanfics but it just makes me cringe.
In any case... this is a must read so wish me luck, I'm taking a dive.
All hands to battle stations!
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
*Wee-o! Wee-o! Wee-o!*
Sethisto if you don't wanna post something, don't post it. its your site man
i'd say something about this fic, but really, i don't want to. it's just too hard and i don't like it that way.
this is rather amusing. If completely stupid. But hay, it made me smile.
somepony needs to do a dramatic reading of this
That was incredibly silly, but also funny.
Me gusta.
I'm laughing for real right now.
@Anonymous
Serious Anon is serious.
What is this I don't even........................................................................................
The most lulzy thing since Luna Vs. Threesome. Even moreso, I should think.
....*head explodes*
Terrifying. Absolutely Terrifying.
Best story ever. For The New Rainbow Republic!
Dammit, that gif took up all the bandwidth >:(
But good story. Hilarious!
I actually thought it was pretty funny. In a warped "I should probably be stoned to read this, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way" way.
How in the name of Celestia did Rainbow Dash copy herself...?
I think this idea was stolen.
I was wondering what happened to that Equestria Chronicles' Crziest Fic Ever contest. Now I know and it is better then I could have ever imagined.
Well, let's start...
>> Twilight botches a spell
Saw that one coming.
>> Twilight botches another spell
Yep.
>> Powerthirst commercial level of baby-making
Maybe not that one.
I accidentally my brain
This has to be by far the most hilariously ridiculous pony thing I have ever laid eyes on.
Uh, out of curiosity Seth, how *did* the pre readers talk you into posting that?
It's basically the episode of Ed Edd 'n' Eddy where Rolf's bunny rabbits practice their multiplication tables. Or the episode of Foster's Home where Bloo has his army.
I would make some amazing and witty comment about this strange, but yet appealing fic, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
What on Equestria did I just read?
There is so much wrong here.
No love triangle will ever compare to Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, and Rainbow Dash.
THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS.
I literally laughed out loud at this. Awesome!
ow my head hurts now...
...you lost me at "De-cloning spell" Why is there a de-cloning spe... O_- no wait, that makes sense in another context. Dang it. Still. Wow dumb.
Three words:
What.
The.
Fuck.
Really, truly a terrific story. The complex dynamics between the Rainbow Dashes is a really great example of post-modern satire of small town living. And I think this director's cut, the true version of course, further highlights the underlying political tensions in Equestria. Well worth the read as I think this piece will serve as a great catalyst for many deep conversations.
I've read worse. I could list them, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
It's hilariously bad in a very randomly good way. I still don't know what to make of it honestly.
I could go on a huge rant explaining why this is the most awesome thing ever, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
Holy crap this is hilarious. Like hobo with a shotgun hilarious. I especially like the ending which I just thought I probably shouldn't spoil...
6 stars!
No seriously.
WHAT DID I JUST READ.
I'd wonder if we will see "But really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way." a lot after this amazing work of prime randomness, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
I really have no idea how to sum up my reaction to this fic, so I'll let Pinkie Pie do it. Pinkie?
http://files.sharenator.com/full_and_love_it_bronies-s588x338-152689-535.jpg
Thanks Pinkie!
That was. I don't.
It was brilliant.
If this does not achieve six stars, I will print out a picture of Nyx wearing socks and eat it on live webcam.
@Anonymous
I agree, 6-stars NAO.
Oh, and, u mad biology?
trollface.jpg
This is a thing which is good.
Wut...
Is it normal that my ears and nose are now leaking red fluids after reading something like... like... THIS?
Author here. I apologize for any brain damage I caused, but in my defense, I tried to warn you.
And now, as this is the director's cut, here's some behind-the-scenes information on the fic!
- I wrote the original contest entry in a single sitting, and the extended version in another single sitting. It probably shows.
- The fic idea was actually originally conceived before the Craziest Fic Contest, as a joke chapter in a much larger project. But then the contest rolled around and I was like "eeeeh f*** it"
- Instead of "Director's Cut", I briefly considered calling this the "It's Starting to Look Like a Triple Rainbow Edition"
- I also briefly considered making one of the additional tags be "self-insertion"
@Ike Jager
Don't forget the eyes too!
Ok, having actually FINISHED this parade of clone-fueled insanity...
WHAT?! THE?! FETCH?! This is... not just beyond ridiculous. No, this redefines ridiculous, goes beyond it again, and then invents a new word just to go beyond THAT. And the sad part is I that couldn't stop laughing.
dashception?
I find myself the sudden victim of a cerebellum rape fetish.
@ProBrono
self-insertion?
Hey Seth, can you add tags after the fact? DO EET!
ProBono, I do believe this is a candidate for most triumphant example of "So Bad It's Good" in fan-fiction. It's a stupid concept, rushed in execution, and wonderfully unapologetic in its sheer random nonsense. 6 Stars, wish I could give all those to you, but I'm only allowed 5.
and this should be my last comment.
50 ratings, 4.9 stars.
INSTANT 6-STAR!!!!!!
flutteryay
@ProBrono
Self-insertion? ewww dude. I hope thats not implying what i think its implying. I might just have a sick mind. anyway hilarious fic. And I don't even like shipping. thankfully this fic wasnt too shippy. had to read cause of that scootaloo seal of approval though
If by "Crucified" you mean "praised for being so awesomely bad", then you are correct Pre-Reader #10
Best thing ever in the history of everything. 29/5 stars.
What...what did I just read...that was...the strangest Fic Ive ever read....though I did laugh at the end heh...but still, so strange...
That was stupid, make no sense, and had no reason to exist.
100000000000000000000/5 stars Best fic on site
What. What did I just read. o.o
"Oh no! That wasn't the de-clowning spell, that was the de-cloning spell! Also I accidentally cast it backwards, so it was just a regular cloning spell." - possibly the best thing I have ever read
I-is this 6 star? I don't know how I should rate this one...
...
...
What!?
@Anonymous
Indeed. Like I already pointed out, this hit 6-stars in 45 minutes. This really is the funniest thing to come out of this fandom.
Also, that shipping chart needs to be updated.
My brain is broken, and I only read the comments and the post. What...is just happen?
oh god I wish it was easy to type laughter!
Just... oh dear f*** that was simultaneously the weirdest yet the BEST FREAKIN THING I HAVE READ IN WEEKS!
I was smiling the whole time.
Yes pre-reader number 2, it is. This earns the coveted "Best fic on the Site' label.
This is AMAZING.
This is... so beautiful...
DEFINITELY A MUST READ.
@Bugsydor
Just read the story, and then your head will asplode from the awesome.
This is the stupidest, most idiotic thing I have ever read. Everyone in this fandom is now stupider by reading this.
With that said, it was a great story and I laughed quite a bit throughout. It deserves the 6-star rating it has just by the pure insanity of it all.
I cannot believe I read this stupid fic and enjoyed every minute of it.
Is it possible to create a 7 star category for something as ridiculous and amazing at the same time?
As a side note, what would an episode of MLP be like if one of the ponies (or all of them) were cloned?
I'm still on the fence: this story is somewhere between masterpiece and mindf*ck. Lemme sleep on it.
I'm afraid to say it but... I actually feel dumber after reading this.
@ToonNinja
It's called a masterpiece of mindfckery
Or you can just go with Dashception.
What did I just... ehhhh... guh! Error: Brain overloaded. Please reboot system.
Scootaspin!
After laughin (and o.O - ing) this hard, I feel like I owe this story some stars, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
L
O
L
I have one.
This is the strangest thing i have ever read. I enjoyed every second of this highly entertaining and crazy piece of literature. That said, if any more of this kind of crazy comes within 200 ft of my brain again I'm gonna round up the boys and we're gonna find you.
Heh. A hilarious crackfic. Most excellent!
This Fan Fic is utterly awesome and stupid simultaneously. how that's even possible I don't know.
now imagine what if Pinkie had an army of clones?
I've got no idea what the fuck I just read.
And I'm going to give it five stars.
This was so incredibly idiotic that it looped around the spectrum all the way back to sheer brilliance. Rainbow Dash has got to be the greatest military tactician in the history of everything. I mean, seriously? "Celestia is a butt face"? Genius!
P.S.: I would repeat the joke everyone is using, but really, I can't finish this statement without doing so.
THE GREATEST PIECE OF LITERATURE THIS FANDOM HAS AND EVER WILL PROCURE.
EVERYONE GO HOME; SHOW'S OVER.
I finished reading this several minutes ago, and am still laughing. This was brilliant.
That was... uhhhhhh... ehhhhhh... yeeeeah... something alright. Yeah, let's stick with that. lol
what in the vinnila frosting did i just read?!
I don't... I'm not... what the hell?
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ? That was about the dumbest, stupidest, most nonsensical fan fiction I have EVER laid my eyes on, and I loved every microseconds of it. I literally laughed so hard I started having a headache. AUGH, MY BRAIN IS FULL OF RAINBOW DASH AND I LOVE IT.
THE FUCK AM I READING!!
"I can't do it!" Twilight started weeping. "I can't do it! That was so beautiful! They deserve each other, they're perfect together! All they have is each other, and their forbidden love is all that keeps them going in this crazy world!"
WHAT THE HELL.
Suddenly, the door burst open, and one of the adult Rainbow Dashes stepped in and scooped up the baby. "Number Twenty-Three! I've been worried sick about you! How many times have I told you not to go off by yourself?"
Best part:
All of a sudden, the roof of the castle exploded, causing rubble to rain down from above. The Rainbow Dash army was safely out of the path of destruction, but the explosion was not their main concern. Jumping down from the vast hole in the ceiling were ten new alicorns; clones of Celestia. Through the hole in the ceiling, dozens more Celestia clones looked down at the scene. None of them looked happy.
Final Verdict: 6 Star Fic.
Dang, that's EXACTLY what I was gonna call my FanFic, oh well.
I kinda expected this kind of thing from The Great & Powerful Trixie...
I'm wondering the maniac phase Scootaloo went through with all of them.
^ Scoot would call it heaven actually.
What in the name of Manehatten did I just read,...and why can't I stop laughing?
@DJ Kat
There was already a fic with 3 Trixies in love with each other.
And Seth, I say we need a 7 star category for fanon, cultish (Fallout Equestria) , and just pure win stories (an example being this one)
>mfw Double Rainbow was a clopfic
http://pastebin.com/1f8Axgsx
Too. Awesome. Rainbow Dash having sex with herself.
This was . . . GLORIOUS. Like a double--no, a triple--no, a quadrillion rainbow. So intense!
@Muffinsforever
If it ain't a clopfic can I get a link. Can't get enough Trixie ATM.
What in the name of all that is Pony did I just lay eyes on?
I feel 20 percent dumber in 10 seconds flat.
Welp, goodbye. *shoots self* Halo announcer: SUICIDE
I've only read two MLP:FiM fanfics until now, but I am so glad I read this one.
I am going to allow this.
That was the single greatest thing i've ever read, someone please make a comic out of this
My brain just went oatmeal
@PH Brony
I'm not sure if it was on this site or not, but it was at least really really close to being cloppy. I'll go look.
OAH MAI GAWD DIS MAED MEE LAWL SOOO HARD
@PH Brony
I think I ran into it on ponychan, I can't find it and I didn't save it. It was months ago when I read it.
And for those that checked it isn't that one in the "other" archive.
I am less than one page in, and I am laughing aloud and exclaiming, "Sure, why not!?" in crazed tones. A reverse de-cloning spell? SURE, WHY NOT.
I'm going to go insane before I finish this, aren't I.
This is the biggest, stupidest piece of utter bullshit I have read in quite a while (if you don't count Joshing, the main character there is such an ASSHOLE).
I LOVE it! Its wonderfully horrible! Horribly wonderful!
It's bad it's good and so good it's bad, but somehow awesome!
<3
You broke my Luna damned brain!
Fix it now!
But really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way
I think my soul just threw up a pineapple.
So do we get a CelestiaXCelestiaXCelestiaXCelestiaXCelestiaXCelestia fic as a followup?
Excuse me but ah... what the fuck did i just read?
Oh man ive never laughed so hard.
What has Science done!?
@Muffinsforever
Oh I see. Real close to a clopfic and its on ponychan. No thanks. IDK how those sites work TBH.
I'm sorry, I belive I must have entered the 'What the f*ck just happend?' room
Absolutely wonderful, and totally fun.
You'll have so many babies!
FOUR HUNDRED BABIES.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
wut?
I SMILE SO HARD!
THAT
WAS AWESOME.
err.... what
Lolwut.
Perhaps you should disable ratings for this story.
I'm not sure what I just read, but somehow I can't stop laughing at Applejack's reaction to the whole thing.
Poor Applejack
Words can not describe the insanity that I just read.
I wtf'd. Hard.
I think... I... Um... I don't know... I wonder... no...
I have honestly no idea what to think or say. I think this story broke my mind...
Although, the use of Appledash mad me smile, but then again, it always does...
@Robofet
Tell me you did not write that with a straight face.
@ProBrono
Self-inserti--
OH I GET IT
MY BRAIN!
It burns of overawesomenes!
"You wanna make out?" "Do I!"
Five stars, don't need to read any more.
But I am anyway. O BIG MAC.
Oh. My. God. A third one? Pinkie Pie #2. You are a mad genius. Suddenly, Appledash? And Fluttershy takes 'wingboner' to a whole new level. Because that's totally what was going on.
That ending. Wow.
So what was Scoot's reaction to this whole thing?
mind=BLOWN
That was probably the stupidest thing I've ever read, barring "Tho Thuper". However, unlike the latter story, this was incredibly funny and enjoyable, and I don't regret a second of reading it. Although I DO wish there was a little scene regarding Scoot and a massive heart attack
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!?!?!?
BAHAHAHA.
Brilliant. XD
Sorry it took me so long to comment, but I was busy scraping pieces of my brain off the ceiling and walls.
Wait, so somehow two clones had incest and masturbation (what happens when you *cough* with a clone), and had a baby, which just makes another them. And does that mean that they gave birth to their sister?
Heh, that was hilarious.
Ummm... what is this I don't even?
This is the reason I don't read shipping fics.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
My god this is the most epic thing ever.
heh heh....
Oh man, I think I need resuscitation after reading this, I'm laughing so hard. I need to go watch a documentary or something SANE to fix my brain now, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
I LOL'd.
This story just accidentally my brain.
I...I think...I think I can die happy now...but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
This was absolutely fantastic. Rainbow Dash clones shipped with each other, becoming impregnated by bunnies, and forming an army. A crazy plot with loads of hilarious embellishments along the way. Just wow.
All the pixels on your screen, forming the letters "CELESTIA IS A BUTT FACE"?
Tiny Rainbow Dashes.
Double Rainbow
Twinlight Sparkle
Duality
Pinkie Pair
Doppeljack
Fluttership
Twicelestia
.....What the hay did I just read???
Well, I guess if you can't write for real, you can always write poorly intentionally.
Dear Internet,
WTF 5 stars
Sincerely,
Haiden
This is gloriously, amazingly inane. I give it Rainbow Dash/5.
My brain is bleeding at how stupid this shit is. I guess we can just write dumb crap intentionally and tardthisto will publish it? this site has gone to shit
C-C-C-CALVIN AND HOBBES!
So how DID they made babby?
I've never read a MLP fanfic before and this was a great introduction to the genre. Awesome.
that was hilarious
The phrase "go fuck yourself" would apply here nicely.
Got to echo everybody else: this is completely insane, and really funny. :D
Lol to the eleventh power.
Reading this completely turned my day around. Thank you ProBrono, I owe you one.
What.
Incestuous Rainbow Dash clone orgy? And Applejack wants to be in the middle of it?
Can't say I blame her.
My jaw fell off my face. I am now incapable of human speech. Honestly, you had me at "You wanna make out?" "Do I!", but then it just kept going!
All of my stars, and I hope somebrony draws Applejack looking at the moon.
I have five words to say about this whole ordeal.
"CELESTIA IS A BUTTFACE"
FIRST!!!
Funniest shit I've ever read
Wha..? Wha...? I don't... Wha..?
I accidentally ALL THE RAINBOW DASH
Holy crud, this thing is INSANE! Truly an awesome read.
And now, the obvious question: "WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!"
@Bosstone
yeah dude i don't even
whatthefuckamireading.jpg
I tried to understand this story. But really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
OH GOD YES
LOL Celestia is a butt face X'D
....THAT WAS SO AWESOME
I'm calling it right now; best fanfic ever.
I'm somehwere between histerical luaghter and powerful facedesking.
MY BRAIN !!! ARGH !!!
This is ingeniously horrible XD
Best example of "so bad it's awesome" :D
If you haven't already, go and read it. NAO !!!
This is so fucking bad that its actually good...or should I say funny..yah I think I'll go with funny...all I can say right now is: "Dear Nightmare Flare what the hell did I just read?".
If you get the reference I just made then your awesome... ;D
"The Empty Room"
I vote that instead of the usual (5 Star) or rainbow-coloured six star, this thing gets a zalgo font WTF!? rating.
I thought this was the 'other' double rainbow fic lol
This author has Twilight Sparkle levels of dedication to literature mashed with Pinkie Pie levels of ... whatever it is Pinkie Pie does. Also the spinning Scootaloo head is 20% cooler than the giant floating baby head from that Phineas and Ferb episode.
I just. But. huh. WHAT?!
I read it. and then i read it again.
And then Rainbow Dash became my best pony of the day, followed by Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash.
Never before have I read something so idiotic, so stupid and insane, and I....I....I FREAKING LOVED IT! 11/10 Would Read Again!
This story deserves a 1/10 for its phenomenal stupidity, and a 10/10 for being hilarious and stupendously entertaining. Thus, I am forced to give it an 11/10 total.
i read it.
i'm not sure what it was but i've read it.
I'm 12 and what is this
Seriously though, I wasn't sure what the reaction to this fic would be when I submitted it. I love this fandom and I've wanted to do something to contribute to it ever since becoming a brony, so I'm glad the response was mostly a positive one.
Thanks for reading, everybody. If I get around to writing one, I promise my next fic will be less insane~
*scratch head*
um. Well. Um. Yeah.
What The Fuck.
6/5 just cause. i don't know.
just cause. i think.
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