Sunday, July 3, 2011

Nike Air Pegasus

Looks like Nike knows how to sell shoes!  Derpy hooves is the PERFECT mascot.  You guys may not realize it, but this pony right here is genetically specialized for endless amounts of endurance.

Rainbow Dash may be able to break the sound barrier, but Derpy here is the rhino to her cheetah.  What she lacks in speed, she makes up for in pure, unstoppable, wall eyed power.  How else could she deliver the mail, on time, 365 days of the year without losing a single package?  Do you have any idea how HEAVY a sack of apples is?  This girl right here doesn't even break a SWEAT!

Now go buy some shoes so Nike can cut me my check.  I have a gazebo in Dubai to rent out for the next 40 years.

(Thanks to Pimps for the tip!)

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

HELL. YES.

My god... I'm a man... and this is the first time ever I've wantedd to go shopping for SHOES!

WHAT HAVE PONIES DONE TO ME?!!! I'M TURNING INTO A WOMAN!!

Anonymous said...

I can dig it. Where do I buy this?

Anonymous said...

So Derpy's number is officially 28.

Flutterstare said...

there are no muffins on these shoes

Anonymous said...

Close enough is right. Too close to be a coincidence even? Perhaps a full blown FUCK YEA is needed?

PinkiePied said...

@Anonymous
im a man and i love to go shopping problem?

Anonymous said...

Now I want DERPY shoes.

CLOSE ENOUGH for me.

Anonymous said...

Shut up and take my money.

NoName said...

I think I have to argue with you on Derpy's reliability as a mail mare.

She did drop an entire piano.

Apostle of Hatsune said...

Derpy Themed shoes? LOVE IT!

I'll definitely consider buying a pair when I see them. Unless this becomes the first of many other pony themed shoes, then perhaps I'll get a pair of Nike Unicorn XX's ((Twilight Sparkles))

ZAquanimus said...

These would go great with those pony socks from before

Andrew said...

Combine this with pony socks and what have you got? AN UNSTOPPABLE PONIFYING MACHINE.

Norris3942 said...

I've never been more excited about shoes in my life.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aqf_irqq-M

Undine Illusion Knight said...

I would buy these if I needed a new pair of shoes. Heck, I'm tempted to buy them anyway.

Anonymous said...

Just wanna point out. Derpy's coat is two different colors.

Chythar said...

Buy 'em on Amazon, fellow bronies...

http://www.amazon.com/Mens-Nike-Pegasus-Grey-Black-Sonic-Yellow-Dark/dp/B0052FF738

Anonymous said...

http://shoe-station.amazonwebstore.com/Nike-AIR-PEGASUS28-443805007-GreyYellow/M/B0052FF738.htm

Lily said...

WHERE DO I BUY THESE

Anonymous said...

VERY MUCH YES!

Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm gonna go buy these tomorrow. CONFOUND THESE PONIES!!!!

Silverspot said...

Oh, sweet, I need a new pair of sneakers; where do I...

*sees Amazon URL*
*loads it up*
*chokes at the price*

... call me crazy, call me cheap, call me whatever you will, but I have never believed in paying that much for a pair of shoes. Thirty dollars is my limit. x.x

Anonymous said...

I should start saving up money.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous Two colors? An explanation is in order

Arcane Scroll said...

Anyone have a good suggestion for a pony color scheme for these Converse?

http://www.converse.com/#/products/shoes/converseone/builder/chuTayHiCanRed1010,,,,

Anonymous said...

Too bad Nike makes overpriced shit for shoes. I work lolretail and the previous versions of these shoes are just complete ass. The color scheme is pretty awesome though most likely purely coincidental though thats more than enough reason to get these if you can fork it over.

Just remember that Nike tends to cut their shoes pretty narrow so if you've got a wide foot you're probably fucked.

Arcane Scroll said...

Here's some Derpy Converse I threw together on their site. I'm seriously tempted to get these.

http://i55.tinypic.com/24d0upd.jpg

Anonymous said...

Hate Nike, but still love it.

>Nike Air Pegasus 28

>Pegasus

:D

Anonymous said...

Very cool. Nike shoes way overpriced? What did you expect? Still, that IS pretty awesome.
*looks at price again*
Nike is going to make serious money from the rich Bronys out there :|

Lupus Albus said...

Whoa, check out this one and compare it side-by-side with Twilight's mother in Cutie Mark Chronicles.

http://www.amazon.com/Nike-White-Club-Purple-Bright-Violet-Pure-Platinum/dp/B0054RBI32/ref=pd_sbs_shoe_2

http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/9/97/Twilight_Sparkle%27s_Mom.jpg

The color matching is so precise it's eerie. The white and lighter purple match her hair, the grey her body (just slightly darker), and even the check mark's color matches her cutie mark (the mark is very slightly more blue-ish).

It's true that these colors have a strong association, but still.

Icehawk said...

....Really? Not only are the colors so close but it's also called Nike *Pegasus* 28??

richfiles said...

I wish I could afford a pair of these. Same deal as others mention though, I have a hard time justifying a shoe purchase over $30.

Why can't these be reasonably priced?

Pimps McGee said...

Note these shoes fit my excessively massive 13 Wide foot in a shoe marked 13 Regular, they are pretty wide shoes. I also have an awfully high arch and they were probably the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn.

Anonymous said...

Credit Card is GO!

Paragon of Evil said...

I saw these on the nike.com website and ... $90 USD. It's okay, I didn't need food this week!

Anonymous said...

Renting a gazebo in Dubai? Why not come to my house instead? I'm a native emiraty :D

LoLZorZs said...

Derpy's gold eyes always make me stare too much o_O

Firleycat said...

Nike's shoes are always really over priced, and they are not available in my area according to the site. That said, there appearers to be a pair that uses Rarity's colour scheme in my size. http://store.nike.com/ie/en_gb/?l=shop,search,searchList-air%20pegasus%2028&sitesrc=gblp#l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-300/pid-409451/pgid-392588 Too bad that they are really expensive.

sUiCiDaLn00b said...

The ultimate pony machine:

Pony socks
Nike Air Pegasus 28 shoes
"RBD/20% Cooler in 10 seconds flat" shirt
Wonderbolts jacket
Pony medallion/keychain
Pony pins

Anonymous said...

Look, guys. There's nothing special about these shoes. Nike has always sold grey and yell- holy crap, they're actually officially called Pegasus! I want a pair RIGHT NOW!

Scootawho said...

I can see the appeal of a pony-color scheme for shoes, but I don't wear tennis shoes. They make me feel exposed.

I wear boots. Pretty much all of the time. Hell, I'm wearing boots while I'm typing this right now.

And I can't really see there being a pony color scheme for boots coming out any time soon. Even if they did, I don't think there's anyone who could pull of wearing them.

Mahna said...

I dunno I like the create your own converse. I made Luna and Fluttershy ones there.

See Fluttershy converses:
http://www.converse.com/#/products/shoes/converseone/builder/chuTayHiCanRed1010,,,253751886

BlueBreeze said...

I want these, but I'm afraid that if I due I'll ruin my feet by wearing them on the wrong feet, for the full 'derp' effect of course.

Anonymous said...

Bronies on NIKE! I hope we'll get some in the gaming industry too... (Hopes for pony refrence in Initial D: Arcade Stage).

Yui said...

Nike is just tryin to subtly cash in on the craze. Honestly its a good move by them.
Forgive my modern cynicism, this is pretty obvious to me.

... I'd still buy them .... if I wore tennis shoes. Tennis shoes have always looked bluh to me.

==Maverick== said...

So anything that has 2 colors the same as a pony is automatically considered a shoutout?

Cyberfox said...

@==Maverick==

It has "Pegasus" in its name. Still might be unintentional, but I don't think anypony cares. :)

Anonymous said...

I want white and purple Rarity shoes. With diamonds. NOW.

Randomjack said...

I want a pair of those derpy hooves!

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