I'm not sure what I just read...But I liked it.
What a badass.
I am a terrible person. Also, this is perhaps the greatest summation of Celestia and the mane 6 I've ever seen.
Failbook? I disagree with that. This is win in my book.
this was posted to failbook? for shame troll for shame.
Is it on Failbook because the Ismael guy didn't know what the show was? The explanation was pure gold.
Must've taken balls to write something like that and not expect a flamewar directly afterward.
That is long. Wonder how much flames occured afterward.
2-star, did not like it
I hated it. There's no need for all that language and drug talk
So,Rail at the sexist/crude language,Or,Read, laugh, take it for what it is....Hmmmm, I'mma go with option B! Good summary.
It's called parody, guys. He wasn't being serious. Yeesh.
That's some pointless censoring. They only took out half of a letter, it's easy to see what it's supposed to be.
I think i must thank you.
It's so vulagr! This is why MLP isn't a kids show! Oh dear me! Such rudness of mouth! Somepony give that brony a bar of soap! Oh my stars! **Faint**
I'm not sure what I just read, but I can't stop smiling.
That was the best summary of anything ever, I could imagine Big Mac saying that to some fool.
Yes. Just yes. (by the way, bitches love affection)
holly crap that was awesome
Then there's Derpy Hooves. This bitch doesn't look left or right or straight. She looks all directions at once. She can even see into your soul.
Oh man! I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! It funny cause it TRUE! Hahahaha!!
@Mo Yeong-SuYOUR MOTHERF*KING SOUL
Hmm. I've never seen anybody describe Fluttersy as one badass motherf*cker before. I didn't think it was even possible to.
Not what i expected but cool nonethelessAlso,http://oi51.tinypic.com/1z4vjh3.jpg
Truly amazing summary.
That was quite possibally the funniest and stupidest thing I have ever read.
This makes me wonder...did the person go watch the show after such and epic explanation?
happened upon a non-watermarked, less-badly-compressed, less-censored version earlier today: http://i54.tinypic.com/2hgsg2d.jpg@Fall: One word. Dragonshy.
@Fall: Is there any other word to describe a pony capable of SCOLDING A DRAGON into submission?I think not.
He stole that Pinkie Pie thing from something I read once, either way, was interesting.
Who censored that image? And more to the point, why? Is there anyone in the world stupid enough to not know what words I'm using when I type f*ck and s*it? That kind of language may not fit in to the general idea of MLP, but this kind of censorship is just a weaselly attempt to use those words without *actually* using them. You want to say it, but you don't want to own it.I think the proper way to deal with this would be to leave the full-sized image uncensored, and put a warning next to the thumbnail or link telling people that there's some NSFW (Not Safe For Work) language there.
And i just started re-watching MLP:FIM before seeing this.I guess im not sleeping today.
@JoshI think it was from a fake pinkie pie wiki article.
O_o Ok then...
You win the whole internet. This should become the new standard response when someone says the show is for little kids.
Lol oh wow...
this is hilarious xD
Man if I had watched the show after reading this I woulda been PISSED. But I liked Fluttershy's description the best. (Sidenote, was 'Fluttershy' always part of my iPod's autocorrect?
Why I read that in the epic meal time guys voice I will never know bit it made it so much better
This is the greatest Motherf**king character analysis about my little Motherf**king pony I've ever Motherf**king seen.
Oh god, I can't breathe... laughing too damn hard...
What's with all that hardcore vulgar words about? it's like as if he hates MLP:FIMNext time we'll be looking forward to sweet words lol
...why was this posted on failbook?No really. The fuck.
First off, why post this on failbook? It's win.Secondly, my explanation of MLP: FiM would have been worded just like this ;) I love this guy.
Hahaha, totally can see a black rap video with ponies right now xD
either it's the same guy who does badass manly anime reviews such as http://subatomicbrainfreeze.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/badassmarmite_1.jpgor it's a good imitation...either way, super great X3
Celestia the fastest flier? I don't think so. Another paragraph needs to be added about Dash's awesomeness.
Lolli is a bro.*snaps fingers* 'spect.
And then there's Princess Luna who- hey! HEY! Where're you going!?Sure, mention everypony's abilities of the mane six, but Sis is declared the fastest flier in all of Equestria, then Dash is named fastest? Then what about sis? Don't even think of mentioning that she controls the sun, noooo...
This reminds me of those extremely ludicrous parodies of adverts that occasional appear on 4chan. Stuff like "Whoa back the f*ck up! Are you looking at this? That's right motherf*cker, it's a SPONGE!"
This guy swears more than a Rage Against the Machine song.
By the way, THIS IS A KIDS SHOW! Deal with it.
Anyone else imagine it being said by Samuel L Jackson?
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a kids' show. Equestria Daily is not a kids' site. Important motherf*cking distinction, people.
Lmao! That is one of the best articles explaining the show I've seen. The show and this article are muthaf*ckin' badass. True story.
Say what you want about the language, you can't deny that everything that guy said is pretty much true.Also, quite badass.
@crazyredemuTotally. That person was channeling Sam L. Jackson all right.Friendship is Magic, bitches.
rainbow dash is the fastest flier. celestia even said it herself
That guy deserves a medal!
What...was just said?
I know someone who is a persitent hater, never missing a chance to insult the ponies, pony fans or dropping line referring to his lust to slaughter all the ponies.He sent me this a few days ago. I love when he fails :)
I read this in somewhere between the TF2 Soldier's voice and the voice on those powerthirst parody commercials. I can't believe that he neglected to mention that Fluttershy stared down a dragon and said that you do not **** with Fluttershy, ever.
REPOST!Oops, sorry, it's just I saw it on Funnyjunk first. Still funny though.
Why did I hear this in Mayor MacCready's (fallout 3) voice? Awesome summery of the show :)
I want to friend this person. So bad.
@Xeonneo WATCH THE LANGUAGE THERE THERE ARE KI..... oh wait.... never mind continue on.
@Anonymous>This reminds me of those extremely ludicrous parodies of adverts that occasionally appear on 4chanWhich started from the Real Ultimate Power Official Ninja Webpage: http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htmMan, that brings back memories. I remember seeing that on Portal of Evil way back when I was just a young foal, trudging across the seamy undergrowth of internet atrocity tourism in the hopes of getting my cutie mark in lurking. I got my mark, but it was a scar, and much was lost in trade for such a wonderful gift of pain.[/grimdark]
Eh, I chuckled.
So much profanity, but yet so much win!
God-f*cking-dammit, Lolli, don't f*cking swear so f*cking much on the goddamn motherf*cking piece of sh*t that is F*ckbook! Watch your f*cking language, b*tch!
@FallYou're going to LOVE me!ring any bells?
FFSSeriously Seth, tell me - ARE YOU TOTAL MORON? It looks like you're around 14-15 yo despite your phisicall appearance.May be you can let someone more... sane and calm run the blog? Please?
This is extremely accurate! Props to the guy!
Rainbow Motherf*cking Dash would be proud of this guy. salute.png
That is epic!
This reminds me of the honey badger video on YouTube... nicely done.
Excuse me for a moment, I must spend the next thirteen hours watching ponies...MOTHER-FRICKING MAGIC.
That said, this really ISN'T much of a kids cartoon. The Brony Show put it best, "They use the word 'assertive' as though it's nothing. Most people don't learn the word assertive until high school, and I actually didn't until college because I was dumb".
*sigh* I was hoping for a short but sweet explaination of why FIM is actually a great show, but instead it was 'bitch' this, and 'bitch' this for a whole page.Disappointing if you ask me.
I like (love) My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, because it's so unlike any other cartoon I've ever seen. Nowadays, so many shows are all about crudeness, violence, or just all-around blue humor. Even the kids shows these days feel obligated to shovel the 'coolness' factor all over any and every scene. Sure, this formula does work, and can be entertaining, but the fact it's nearly the only thing we as viewers see anymore can get old fast. MLP:FiM is so unique, because it takes something so good-natured as learning about friendship, and makes it even more entertaining than shows like Family Guy, or South Park WITHOUT resorting to getting cheap laughs, or any kind of filler. FiM is a good show, because it's a show its viewers can be proud of on a level they can't with other shows. The level of quality in this show, be in the animation, writing, acting, or any other aspect of the cartoon, is something we rarely see in any form. It may have originally started as a way to sell MLP toys by Hasbro, but the staff being FiM really helped it grow into something far greater: a show that is genuinely good on all fronts.
Wow, this is the best explination of the show I've seen! Seth, you should have made the title for this post 'The Best Motherf&*$ing Explanation of Friendship is Magic Ever'Also, ShakeBunny is right on.
LOL, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read EVER...!But he forgot Derpy Hooves
Could have used a mention of the Great and Powerful Trixie AKA The Best Pony, but it's a nice, accurate description of the show. If you want to watch an FiM without Trixie, that is.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Reminds me of the bonus page from the fanmade coloring book:http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/29959?search=artist%3Atygerbug
It's a woman :P
I have no soul apparently, but it was definitely worth reading
@Shade Tail>second.jpgI always get annoyed at that type of censorship. I can at least half-respect it when someone says "crap" instead of "shit", because maybe the person was actually thinking the less offensive version. But blurring out one letter is weak.It reminds me of Scott Adams' explanation of why the asterisk is the filthiest letter of the English language.
I lol'd. Nice read, and no wonder it was so fun to write for the author xD
I HAVE NO SOUL=I HAVE NO TIME? idk... sounds... unlogical?!?!
I accidentally in voice of Wheatley
How would you reply to something like this? I don't think you could.I read it in a Bum Reviews style. Fast paced and crazy with child like excitement.
I didn't particularly like it, but not in a "OMG IT CURSED BURN IT" way. I loved the "MOTHERFUCKING GRAPES" picture, but this was just kind of meh for me.I guess I just prefer honest, intellectual discussion. the grapes one is ok because, honestly, what are you going to say about grapes?
Well it's a pretty "straight-out" explanation and everything... too much cursing, so I guess the guy who typed it was super high... or he just like cursing and flaming haha xDAsides from that, it's nice!! :P
Best description ever. Nuff said.
After seeing this, I want to marathon all 50 (I think?) episodes. YouTube the first 26, and steal the rest from the studio. However, I am deeply offended that he called Celestia the best flier.
whoever wrote this was channeling Sam L. Jackson, no doubt about it."Does Princess Celestia look like a m*thaf*ckin b*tch? Then why you wanna f*ck her like one?""Yo, Afro! Man, I been watching this show about these m*thaf*ckin ponies and s*it, I don't know Afro, they seem pretty bad*ss. I don't think you should go after them, they look like they could kick the Number One's *ss all over the place! Come on, Afro, let's take a different route, these ponies'll tear you apart! Hey, are you listenin' to me? Hey! Afro! AFRO!! Aw man..."