• Pinkie Pie is a Britsh Spy

    How else could this be explained?  Pinkie Pie did it.

    She broke the 4th wall, and is fixing our world with cupcakes.

    Small arms factories will soon be converted into giant ovens, filled with all sorts of delicious baked goods.

    Scientists working on tomorrow's technological breakthroughs in weapon technology will be re-assigned to creating the perfect cake batter recipe.  

    It will be glorious.

    Anyway, you can find the real news article here