She broke the 4th wall, and is fixing our world with cupcakes.
Small arms factories will soon be converted into giant ovens, filled with all sorts of delicious baked goods.
Scientists working on tomorrow's technological breakthroughs in weapon technology will be re-assigned to creating the perfect cake batter recipe.
It will be glorious.
Anyway, you can find the real news article here.
70 comments:
wait... cupcakes = peace?
ReplyDeleteGiant ovens + Cupcakes Pinkie = BAD
ReplyDeleteGod bless you Miss Pie
ReplyDeleteFor Princess and Country!!
Dear god, WHAT DOES THAT RECIPE CONTAIN?!?!
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ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDelete"All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour, a bit of salt, just a pinch
Baking these treats is such a cinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more, and you count to four, and you never get your fill-a!
Cupcakes – so sweet and tasty
Cupcakes – don't be too hasty
Cupcakes – cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!"
Pinkie has broken the fourth wall and she's British? O.O This should be interesting...
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to hug whoever it was on the hacking team who decided to put a cupcake recipe instead of some propaganda! That's just AWESOME!
Is Pinkie making the terrorists bake cupcakes really that good of on idea? What or who are they making them out of? Will we have to genetically trace the cupcake...residue back to the factories they were harveste...cooked in?
ReplyDeletelol thats a great troll.
ReplyDeleteShe bakes, she sings, she cracks terrorist cells with recipes.
ReplyDeleteWhat can't she do?
Pinkey Pie likes her cupcake batter shaken, not stirred.
ReplyDeleteThe ironic thing is the bomb recipe would provide ingredients for her cupcake recipe...
ReplyDelete...wow, I'm a dick today, aren't I?
Now terrorists are just 20% more deadly.
ReplyDeleteInb4 "THAT PINKIE IS A SPY!"
ReplyDeleteYes! The stars are aligning! Watch as the prophecy unfolds! Soon all will hail the Pink One. All!
ReplyDeleteOf course what immediately came to my mind was replacing terrorist videos with episodes of the show. then bam, world peace via mass bronyfication.
ReplyDeleteJust one small thing, those aren't sprinkles...
ReplyDelete"Brilliant!"
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteYES!!!! If anyone here has ANY connections to any hackers or government agencies, please pass that idea along!!!
U mad Al Qaeda?
ReplyDeletei wonder if the hacker was a brony... yes i read the article
ReplyDeletemaby she mixed the recipies up
ReplyDelete"on a side note, pinkie pie's newest recipie destroyed half of pony-ville"
I'm Bronied.
ReplyDeleteThe first thing I thought of when I heard this on the news Friday morning was Pinkie Pie and "CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES!"
That just proves that ponies are changing the world one thing at a time. Awesome!
ReplyDeletePinkie Pie, stopping terrorists one cupcake at a time.
ReplyDeleteNext, instructions on how to assemble a cake launcher.
ReplyDeleteall you gotta do is take a cup of petrol , add it to the mix. then just a little something active not a lot of acid just a pinch. making these cocktails is such cinch add a tablespoon of potassium chlorate. add a little sugar and soak it into a towel and you never get on fire.
ReplyDeletemolotovs, so hot and burny
molotovs, don't need no journey
molotovs, molotovs molotovs molotovs!
yeah... that kind of sucked...
ReplyDeleteI'll drink to that victory! Skol!
ReplyDeleteI saw that yesterday on iO9 and thought the same thing, though then didn't mention the British.
ReplyDelete@Adrian Brony
ReplyDeleteYeah, needs a little work. Also, no way should all of that go into a Molotov cocktail.
wow,wow,wow. Britain authorized an extra 500 million pounds ($815 million) in funding on cyber-related projects? and Prime Minister David Cameron and U.S. President Barack Obama also pledged to work more closely on cyber research? So let me get this straight..... governments are spending large amounts of currency on this kind of stuff? What the f***?
ReplyDeleteSECRET PONY MARE~
ReplyDeleteSECRET PONY MARE~
WE'RE BAKING YOU SOME CUPCAKES!
SO YOU CAN GO SAVE THE DAY~!!
@ToonNinja
ReplyDeleteit's a chemical molotov. you put sulphuric acid in with the petrol, soak a paper towel with a mix of potassium chlorate and sugar then dry it and wrap it around the bottle, cap the bottle, and then instead of dicking around with lighting a rag and setting your arm on fire, the sulphuric acid will react with the special paper towel and ignite the cocktail on impact.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteGovernment funded trolls
A side note, though, computer security really is a large national security issue. We're basically fighting off today's hackers with Cold War defensive technology. It's about time for an upgrade, I say, and if that upgrade includes cupcakes, more power to em!
Finally, cupcakes will return to being seen as the instruments of peace (and not murder) they truly are!
ReplyDelete...I'm hoping for too much, huh. :/
CRAP!!!
ReplyDeleteI have to notify MI6 now!
Agent Pink needs to be recalled!
And now someone have to write a James Bond crossover!
ReplyDelete"Appletini... shaken not stirred." :D
Is it weird that I care more about the fact that we now know Pinkie is British?
ReplyDeleteMAXIMUM TROLLING
ReplyDelete@Adrian Brony
ReplyDeleteHuh. I didn't think setting your own arm on fire was that big of a problem.
@ToonNinja
ReplyDeleteno, you've only got a gasoline soaked rag rubbing against your arm in the heat of combat and an open flame in close proximity.
@ToonNinja
ReplyDeleteplus it's faster to just throw it. and people can't see where it coming as there;s no flame to warn them. and it can't be used to find your position.
Awesome I contrabuted something to someone!
ReplyDeleteIn other news, I'm way happier about possible government bronies and Pinkie Pie being a spy (Oh Rainbow Dash you were way off...) than I am about that whole Olympics thing.
Just saw the James Bond thing, Cell(Troll)estia needs to be M.
ReplyDeleteYeah, when I saw this story, I immediately thought of Pinkie Pie. =) Kudos, Pinkie. Kudos.
ReplyDeleteThere's more terrorism taking place in this page than in those corrupted pdf files right now.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking at *you*, AdrianBrony.
@Adrian Brony
ReplyDeleteFair enough, I suppo— wait. Did we just have a discussion about the proper ingredients for homemade incendiary devices on a website about ponies?
...Eh, I've had worse.
british spies getting shit done like a boss
ReplyDeletefucking kudos
If any spies are reading this, why not put FiM episodes in vid embeds where they usually post their anti-western video rambles and rants? I'm sure that will mellow them out.
ReplyDeleteThough I'd refrain from using any reference to cutie mark CRUSADERS, savvy?
Or better yet, instead of resorting to physical torture if captured, why not have them listen to 24 hours of Pinkie songs, Winter Wrap-Up and At the Gala?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure not only would they crack, but they'd convert to bronydom!
XD
Don't forget that the recipe was "All-American Cupcakes - the best cupcakes in America". Pranks like this are so bloody typical of the Brits.
ReplyDeleteIt was Madame le Flour!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure this is the right reci-
ReplyDeleteOUI, ZAT IZ CORRECT, MADAM
GO PINKIE GO! WHOOOOOOO!
ReplyDelete@ProfesorRodTHAT MEDIC IS A SPY!
ReplyDeleteI thought the same when I saw that article.
ReplyDelete>mfw most of the comments in there are about Pinkie Pie
>mfw I have no face
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteWell, not most, only 2. Meh.
OH NO OUR FEARS HAVE COME TRUE!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, this is certainly an explosive development.
ReplyDeleteThose cupcakes must be the bomb.
Oh man, there are 10,000,000 Pinkie/Trollestia troll attacks pending...
ReplyDelete@ a href #c8267656252801039167 >Adrian Brony /a>
ReplyDeleteSeriously, guys, lets NOT have bomb recipies on a website about Ponies. Thanks.
For Princess and Country!
ReplyDeleteImagine my surprise this morning when this was on the front page of my newspaper! The cupcake shop whose recipe they used isn't that far from me!
ReplyDeleteWow. I heard about this, and I thought of Pinkie Pie as well!
ReplyDeleteAlso, Adrian Brony, I kind of wish I knew you in IRL now. You have a wicked molotov recipe and (I'm guessing) plenty more of that type of knowledge. [No! I never said any of that!]
PINKIE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
ReplyDeleteMake cupcakes not war.
ReplyDeleteNeeds more baking soda.
ReplyDeleteLol, Bronies in MI6
ReplyDeletePeace
ReplyDeleteBronyhood
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