This crazy brony from ponibooru actually took the time to map out every single possible shipping combo for every major character in the show. I can't even begin to imagine how tedious this was.
Can't say I agree with Trixlight though! Twixie is 100% cooler. *EDIT* Apparently it's there!
The html for my ghetto rigging up there is crazy long, so if it doesn't load, try this link!
134 comments:
oh dear...
ReplyDeleteOh my fudge.
ReplyDeleteOh bravo.
ReplyDeleteWHY
ReplyDeleteWow that's amazing.
ReplyDeleteThis is the greatest achievement of my Brony career. Also If you check where the Twilight row intersects the Trixie Column Twixie is on there.
ReplyDeleteThat's 1378 shipping pairs, if my math is correct.
ReplyDeletelol @ "Twike"
ReplyDeleteLol @ Pinkiephrenia
ReplyDeleteque???
ReplyDeleteWhat???
Was???
Soargum... This may give me nightmares. o.O
ReplyDelete...I approve. I'm going to go though this, and write a 500 word story for every single ship. Not really because that would be thousands of ships. I'll just write the ones with cool names. Which may also be thousands of ships. SO maybe I'll just go back to writing nonsense stories that might see the day of light and my flagfic.
ReplyDeleteholy.... i mean, ahem...
ReplyDeleteBY CELESTIA`s BEARD!!!!!
Each pairing has two names there are 2758 entries in the chart.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else scared by the presence of Gummy on the shipping chart?
ReplyDelete@SlyWit
ReplyDeleteI second this comment
I fully agree that Pinkie Pie can be shipped with herself, but why also Trixie?
ReplyDeleteDats dedication homes...
ReplyDeleteI lol'd at Trixicissism
ReplyDelete@Anonymous Narcissism
ReplyDeletewaiting on the Fluttergum fanfic
ReplyDelete-aloo is the cutest suffix ever
ReplyDeleteWho else went through and checked off all the things Dashie's been shipped with?
ReplyDeleteA "Pinkoprhrenia" fanfic would be interesting.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteOr Granny Smith?
"Macinbloom" Well I'm out of here have fun guys...
ReplyDeleteIt looks like he used the spreadsheet software to do the naming work, so not THAT tedious.
ReplyDeleteI'm still hoping for naming every ship specifically with a clever name: Pinkie Pie x Applejack could be Mudpieshipping, Rarity x Applejack could be Pillowfightshipping... all just for laughs of course, and to see how clever and creative someone could get.
Ok, now that I think about it... this is going too far.
ReplyDeleteWe can't spend our entire time thinking about who we should ship ponies with...
This is not what Lauren Faust would have wanted...
@Lupus Albus I entered each entry by hand I lost track of the hours this took somewhere around 12.
ReplyDeleteShipping, because you can, and if you disagree, zen to hell vith you!
ReplyDelete2756 pairs.
ReplyDelete(53 x 53) - 53
I never read fanfic, but Thundergum sounds badass.
ReplyDeleteI still stand by my earlier assessment of Zecora/Luna:
ReplyDelete"Zecuna matata, what a wonderful phrase!"
I'd like to see someone attempt to write a proper Lunestia, just for the sake of having someone write a proper Lunestia.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, 2758 pairs.
ReplyDelete53x53 - 51
Given the presence of PinkiexPinkie and TrixiexTrixie.
I find it funny how Pinkie is the only one who can be shipped with herself thank to her split personality of "Pinkie" and "Pinkamina".
ReplyDeletenow we need a version that has checkmarks next to the ones that have fiction
ReplyDeleteWait no trixie x trixe?
ReplyDeleteAnd also, Thunderhooves is the wrongest? Idk...
That is a lot of shipping.
ReplyDeleteWhoofthunder was supposed to be Doctorthunder but I was going in order and forgot it by the time I got to it.
ReplyDeleteGuys, it's 1380 (I didn't see the self-ships) shipping pairs.
ReplyDelete(53*53-51)/2
The /2 is because of the repeat entries. Scootabloom is the same as Bloomaloo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU
ReplyDelete@Fengor
ReplyDeleteNah, TrixieXTrixie is on there.
Derpdink?
ReplyDeleteDinkderp?
...I'm going to bed now. -_-
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteUh oh, I smell intolerance. Let me nag to you for the next few pages about how incest isn't bad and how if you don't like it, don't read it! Yeah, how dare you have a normal perspective of stuff like that! This is Bronydom!
@SlyWitbecause they can. why not
ReplyDeleteNow we just have to see how long it will be before a Gumsmith fic pops up.
ReplyDelete@Dave Mustang, the cynical Brony Dude Shutup
ReplyDelete@Craft+1 internet
ReplyDeleteInkyBlink!
ReplyDelete@Gavin
ReplyDeleteYou might find this hard to believe, but some people think that people making ponies have sexual and often homosexual relationships, odd. I know, it sounds quite silly, but some people think so. Clearly they're just trolls.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteIf this is the same anon, then you know I'm being sarcastic, right?
Hundreds of names, and Twixie doesn't make the list.
ReplyDeleteWait, who's Inkie and Blinkie Pie?
ReplyDelete@JPS
ReplyDelete99 problems and Lesbian Ponies aint one!
Lmfao...Heartburn...
ReplyDeleteThe Celestia ships sound like exotic diseases.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteA nickname made up by the bored bastards on ponychan, the laughing stalk of the Chans.
Is Helen of Troy here? Because I think a thousand ships have just been launched.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteYOUR PUNNY HAHAHAHA!
This was a triumph.
ReplyDeleteI'm making a comment here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
My Little Pony
We ship what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dweebs.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cupcakes.
And the shipping gets done.
And you make a neat pun.
For the people who enjoying shipping time.
I'm not even trolling.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And flamed me.
And tore my fic to pieces.
And threw every piece into 4chan.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of fiction make a beautiful line.
And we're out of proofreading.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm glad I got flamed.
Think of all the removal of lame
for the people who enjoy shipping time.
Go ahead and logoff.
I think I prefer to stay online.
Maybe you'll find someone else to blog you.
Maybe Derpyhooves.com
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cupcake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still typing
when there's shipping to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've timelines to draw.
There is fanon to be made law.
On the people who enjoy shipping time.
And believe me I am enjoying shipping time.
I'm doing fanfics and enjoying shipping time.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm shipping all the time.
While you're flaming I'll be enjoying shipping time.
And when you're banned I'll be shipping all the time.
Shipping time! Shipping time..
My God...
ReplyDelete*removes hat*
It loads... I click it for full size...
ReplyDeleteSee the username... Burst out laughing.
It's funny because I think it's true.
Inkie and Blinkie are Pinkie's sisters from Episode 23. I can only assume the Pacman reference is intentional...
ReplyDeleteGrannyBloom has to be the worst ship on this matrix.
Omigoshomigoshomigoshomigoshomigoshomigoshomigoshomigoshomigoshomigoshomigoshomigoshomigosh!!
ReplyDelete@Wrongness
Wrongness, you are 20% Cooler than breathing!
Awr, but it seems the fan favorite "Everyponydash/Rainbeverypony" didn't make it on there.
Love it. Love every inch of it, man. Pony shipping is the best! <3
@Anonymous BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteThat's brilliant
a million internets to you
This chart is totally incomplete. It lacks Madame LeFleur, Rocky, the mule from that one throwaway line, Pinkie Pie's family... I mean, come on people, this isn't hard.
ReplyDeleteSome of these are horrifying. I mean come on! There's Gumgel on here and that the word itself just sounds wrong. And then you think about gummy and angel and.....*shutters*
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDelete>laughing stalk of the Chans.
>laughing stalk
>stalk
That is some sexy irony.
It gets more tedious with each name because it multiplies the number of entries. It's not hard but it is repetitive and time consuming. Also spelling the same word about fifty times will make you think it is spelled wrong even when it is not.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if y'all will find this gross or hilarious but when I got to GummyxNightmare Moon I laughed for a good five minutes imagining NMM making out with Gummy.
ReplyDeletegranny smith noooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteOh wait! I've got one!
ReplyDelete*ahem*
Is it 1588? Because we've got a veritable Spanish Armada of ships here!
...I'll shut up now.
Someone should hold a contest where the writers are assigned a random ship from the list, and they have to write a 500 word fanfic on that ship. I could totally see Equestria Daily maybe doing it.
ReplyDeleteDerpcarrot, please.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteWell, we can all go home now. Show's over folks, this is never to be topped by anything.
Personally I think Derpintosh would be adorable I can see Big Macintosh taking good care of Derpy and Dinky.
ReplyDeleteok...some of those ponies shouldn't be in there...especially granny smith ._.
ReplyDeletenice work none the less i guess.
Couple things to say.
ReplyDelete1: nice list but i want to see a story were everyone is involved and i mean from applebloom to zecora in it.
2: at the anon with the song: portals just got 20% cooler thanks to you.
@Portal Anon
ReplyDeleteI am stealing this and crediting you everywhere. That was amazing.
Now Wrongness, time to double up and add the gender swapped versions of every single name on that list.
ReplyDeleteSee you back in a month or two.
Haha, i like the moonpie ship.
ReplyDeleteAnd thus, over a thousand crack shippings were launched that fateful night. The established armies of PinkieDash and Twixie trembled before the mighty legions of Derpthunder and Bloomtavia. And thus, the Brony empire became somehow more incredible.
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ReplyDeleteWow they even put "Trixicissism" really covered everything.
ReplyDeleteAlso I need to go write the DerpyBlood fic. I'm thinking Garden State but with ponies.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteFuck. Over 9000 internets, sir.
I'm at a loss for words...
ReplyDeleteload it and the first thing i see is dinky X grannysmith
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.jpg
What no Rarity x Kitchen Sink?
ReplyDeletebraeburn column is best column
ReplyDeleteThe name 'Rainbloom' made me giggle.
ReplyDeleteLike. Rainboom.
.. ... And stuff..
... But no that's groudy.
Woah -EXPLODE-
ReplyDeleteNothing can stop this now.
For the record, I believe the proper calculation of the total pairings is this.
ReplyDeleteThe actual chart begins on the second row and second column, the first of each being for single names, so...
(52x52)-50=2654
If you don't include repeat combos, Twilight x Trixie vs. Trixie x Twilight, it is...
((52x52)-52)/2 + 2=1328
(You have to add the 2 self-ships at the end, otherwise you divide them by 2, giving only 1 self-ship)
Of course, one could say that Twilight x Trixie is being told from Twilight's perspective, while Trixie x Twilight is being told from Trixie's, giving the two a distinct difference.
Needs more of the self shipping though Pinkiephrenia and Trixiccissim are hard to beat.
ReplyDeleteO.O
ReplyDeleteThat's a lot of stories to ship
Personally, I'd like to see Hoity Toity and Photo Finish
ReplyDeleteSome make me think "that's kinda cute," and others made me want to wash my brain.
ReplyDeleteAlso I must say this really drives home how jarring the female to male ratio is. No wonder all the freaking fanfics are filled with Fillyfooling, there's not enough guys to go around!
I DEMAND A GUMDER FIC THIS INSTANT!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMight as well add my own math here.
ReplyDeleteI have arrived at 1380 possible ships. Here's how:
There are 53 characters, and so there are 52 ships in the first column (since one is a double up). The next column will have 51 ships (one will be a repeat from last time). This wipp keep going until the last column, which will have one unique ship.
So, our equation looks like this: 52+51+50+...+3+2+1
This adds up to 1378, but since there are two extra ships (Pinkie X Pinkie and Trixie X Trixie), we add two to get 1380.
Hopefully I didn't make a fatal flaw in there somewhere.
What is Pinkophrenia? was does that mean? Is that Pinkie on Pinkie action?
ReplyDelete@Wrongness
ReplyDeletethy already have a fic for that i think its at least a shiptease.
Oh Gawds...Granny Smith???
ReplyDeleteCan't...breathe...xDxDxD
Whoever did this deserves a medal.
ReplyDeleteGrannbloom? BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE
ReplyDeleteThat said, this thing is a massive lol.
@Anon
ReplyDeleteClose, but keep in mind that the actual chart doesn't start on the first row, it starts on the second. Then you have to exclude the first pair because it's blank. By your method, it should be 51+50+...+2+1 + 2 = 1328.
@GummyAlligator
ReplyDelete-- Woah -EXPLODE-
TWICE!!!
Winona is missing.
ReplyDeleteBy Celestia, this makes a Shin Megam Tensei fusion chart look tame.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's a feat on its own!
Oh man, I am definitely writing a Fluttergum now.
ReplyDeleteI like how Pinkie and Trixie are the only ones who can be paired with themselves
ReplyDeleteI don't see Mayor of Ponyville anywhere in this chart. She is an actual recurring character and gets completely shafted.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThat I would like to see. As prolific as the writers are, I think that's the only way we'd see some of these combinations.
*facehoof* I can't believe I forgot Mayor Mare. I'll probably update this someday with new characters In season two. I will be sure to add the mayor.
ReplyDeleteCan't stop thinking about Carrot Top singing "everyone else had had more ships then me."
ReplyDeleteIs Steven Magnet on this list? I don't typically read fanfics, especially not m/m, but "Magnet Thunder" sounds awesome.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Zecora/Dinky is Zecinkny (Ze kinkiest ship of all, amirite?)
Grannscratch. LOL
ReplyDeletesomepony send this to Hasbro!
ReplyDelete@Wrongness
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Hayseed. The janitor.
Ooh! I just got done reading a Little Strongheart / Braeburn fic. I wonder what that-
ReplyDelete>Heartburn
God dammnit.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteLOL HEARTBURN!!
I just looked at the Rose column.. All of the ships could actually be flower names on it's own! Which is why RoseXAnypony else is the best ship. Period.
I am amused every day by this fandom. I love y'all, even when you're crazy. Especially when you're crazy?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Y'all are being crazy again. Don't worry though, it's cool.
Sweet Jesus, that's a huge chart.
ReplyDeleteIDK about you guys, but I'm hoping for some Gildashy!
ReplyDeleteSure, I dislike her too, but if Trixie gets a 2nd chance, why can't she?
But umm... Whatever you wanna do is find...
@Wrongness, I suggest writing a pony-name-fusion script to do this automatically. You're facing an exponential curve here that's going to explode when Season 2 rolls around.
ReplyDeleteNightmareluna/lunamare
ReplyDeleteHow dose that work?
ALSO:
Lunestia/celuna
Celestiblood/blustia
Bluna/lunablood
Incest is wincest.
I laughed harder than I should have at Aloloo.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Colgate? D:
ReplyDeleteNightiebelle needs to happen.
ReplyDeleteNow.
Nightlight? Twinkie? Moonpie? Oh lordy, you're awesome, Wrongness.
ReplyDelete@Mathematicians
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted to see a math war, and I saw, O.O.
@Anon that was talking about NightmareLuna:
ReplyDeleteHow would pinkaphrenia be any different? xD
Lol @ HeartBurn.
bloomjack is applebloom and applejack? i thought that was bloomberg and applejack D:
ReplyDeleteAnyways, i didn't read the whole thing. Looks like somepony has way too much time on their hoofs.
@Timofei
ReplyDeleteActually the problem is that she doesn't get shafted...
I'll see myself out.
Some of my favorites:
ReplyDeleteOctapie
Heartburn
Spitblood (Ew)
Derpity
Nightlight
Dashy
Doctor Derpy (God help us all)
Soara (Kingdom Hearts, anypony?)
Heartscratch
Heartblood
I'm in love with this chart!