• The Great and Powerful Case Files: Lunar Conspiracy

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    Before treating your miniscule little minds to the Great and Powerful Trixie's brilliant use of the Equestrian language, Trixie recommends, neigh, DEMANDS that you familiarize yourselves with this new video directly from the creators of the show.

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    All caught up?  Good.  Now let the Great and Powerful Trixie's boundless knowledge enlighten you to something that only one with Trixie's savant level detective abilities could have possibly picked up on.

    Celestia has officially been branded the ONLY pony in Equestria with both wings, and a horn. Clearly, there is an IMPOSTER lurking among us.

    Just who IS this Luna?  It's obvious that she never was part of the actual script for the show! The Great and Powerful Trixie has a few theories, all of which have been extensively studied and are on the verge of being upgraded to one hundred percent fact!
    • This despicable little moon pony obviously wears a fake horn!
    • Luna is ANOTHER spy from Stalliongrad (THOSE FOALS!)
    • She's Lauren Faust's OC pony.
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    You see good citizens of Equestria,  it appears as though you have all been taken for a ride!  Not only do you worship the very ground she walks on,  but you have the audacity to place such an inferior pony into relationships with someone as illustrious as Trixie!

    The Great and Powerful Trixie can only hope that one day this fanboyism dies off, and everypony finally comes to their senses...

    Written and Edited by: The Great and Powerful Trixie - (The hero we need, but not the one we deserve, our silent guardian, our watchful protector....  our dark knight)
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    316 comments:

    1. Dr. Henry KillingerJuly 15, 2011 at 8:04 PM

      It seems these ponies have yet to learn their place...

      It is by Celestia's light that guides us through the universe, and protects us from the evils that surround us. Denying such a fact can only be known as heresy.

      Those who betrayed us during the "Lunar Heresy", where the great Celestia lost control of the moon will be justly punished! Her holy fire will sear them until they are no more! And her holy soldiers, the Adeptus Astalliones, will bring the battle to them! Burn the heretics! Glory to Celestia!

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    2. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 8:04 PM

      (I posted the Pinko Pie stuff)
      It should be evident she's a straw pony. I try for the most grotesque parody of communism possible. And yes, I am a firm believer in a 'mixed economy'. Though I'm sure I could quibble forever on which details should be socialist or laissez-faire.

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    3. Agave AzulJuly 15, 2011 at 8:06 PM

      The crazy yegua again? ¡Por la santísima y serenísima Celestia!, What the hey happens to that Trixie? She only gives strife and despair to the minds and hearts of good ponis.

      The only thing you will bring Trixie is another war between Equestria and Stalliongrad. ¡Qué Celestia los agarre confesados y los tenga en su santo casco! We all know that our beloved Princess Luna is pure love, amor con patas as we say in Mexicolt. And no pony is the best... except for Rarity, she's legendary.

      Ahí nos vemos.

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    4. Twilight SparkleJuly 15, 2011 at 8:06 PM

      @S.Aura Knight
      If Celestia wanted me imprisoned she could just send the notice straight to me through Spike.
      She has no need for middle ponies when it comes to communicating with me.The fact that Trixie handed you that note is clear evidence she's trying to frame me.

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    5. Phantoms and AngelsJuly 15, 2011 at 8:09 PM

      Apparently, I'm the only one who finds this amusing.

      I still love sock Luna though. I go Dawww every time I see her. That backround with sock Luna posted a while ago is my backround now.

      I say this: Screw Trixie, all hail Luna. Enough said.

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    6. Phoenix WrightJuly 15, 2011 at 8:11 PM

      @S.Aura Knight I am looking forward to winning that case then.

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    7. AsgardJuly 15, 2011 at 8:12 PM

      @Pinko

      Hey, I was just playing with ya man! :D Kinda hoped for a duel between Rand and Pinko, but it's fine. I don't really care what form of government a person likes, they all have good and bad things about them.

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    8. RavenJuly 15, 2011 at 8:14 PM

      @Blue Breeze

      Oh I understand, much love for the Luna here! Speaking of which, night if falling and I got a walk to take! Hopefully there aint any clouds tonight...

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    9. StargazerJuly 15, 2011 at 8:14 PM

      @PewnyPL

      No, the first one that I remember was the single picture in a draw fest that her weird two pink Celestia socks on her front hoofs. That's the one that started the concept.

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    10. StargazerJuly 15, 2011 at 8:16 PM

      @Stargazer

      meh, typo's...

      * Her wearing two pink Celestia socks

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    11. AbalidothJuly 15, 2011 at 8:16 PM

      Once again the Great and Powerful Trixie is completely correct in her assessments. She is a valuable ally to the nation of Equestria.

      ALL HAIL CELESTIA ETERNAL!

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    12. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 8:20 PM

      Maybe this little 'ad' is meant to be Twilights knowledge before the first episode? Kinda' so it's completely soiler free?

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    13. XortbergJuly 15, 2011 at 8:25 PM

      @Phantoms and Angels

      I love this too. You aren't alone.

      And sock Luna is my wallpaper too! She's tho pwethous!

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    14. Phantoms and AngelsJuly 15, 2011 at 8:30 PM

      @Nick

      My sock Luna! -grrr!- She is my moral support when I write fanfics.

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    15. Rita LotJuly 15, 2011 at 8:32 PM

      @Twilight Sparkle Well, that settles things probably. But, well, this IS the princesses handwriting, so I still have to take you in. Just put your faith in Mr. Wright.

      @Phoenix Wright You can call me if you need a witness, Mr. Wright.

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    16. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 8:35 PM

      Am I the only one that was more annoyed that they have spelled "princesse" wrong in the title than that they had forgotten Luna?

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    17. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 8:41 PM

      Who the hell is "PRINCESSE" CELESTIA?

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    18. Phantoms and AngelsJuly 15, 2011 at 8:45 PM

      @OmegaRKB

      Thank you for making me double check that. It could be useful as a name though. -writes down-

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    19. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 8:46 PM

      inb4 Everyone starts roleplaying

      Wait, Too late. I GO!

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    20. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 8:49 PM

      I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually a marketing campaign, hinting at a possible Season 2 storyline in which Celestia denounces her sister to the point of pretending that she doesn't exist.

      Or it's just the hub being stupid.

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    21. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 8:51 PM

      I wouldn't be surprised if this was just a marketing campaign for Season 2, hinting at a possible storyline in which Celestia denounces her sister to the point of pretending she doesn't even exist.

      Or it's just the Hub being stupid. Again.

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    22. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 8:53 PM

      Oops, double post. Yeah, I realize that this would make it a triple post, but I realize my mistake.

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    23. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 8:56 PM

      @Anonymous
      As someone mentioned earlier, this video was created before the first episode even aired. The department that assembled it may not have even known the plot of the pilot at that point.

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    24. FluttershyJuly 15, 2011 at 8:59 PM

      first me and now Luna. Trixie I swear you need to step back and look at yourself. Instead of slandering other ponies.

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    25. Derpy HoovesJuly 15, 2011 at 9:00 PM

      Oh, don't be jealous now o' so Great and Powerful one. We love you just as much, or nearly as much anyway. >.>; :D

      Though the Great and Powerful Trixie does make a good valid point here, hmm...

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    26. SumecJuly 15, 2011 at 9:09 PM

      God forbid someone who is gradually suffering burn out from the intense traffic this site yields try to have a little fun.

      It's Luna fans that overreact like a majority have in this thread, that have made even the thought of the character leave a bad taste in my mouth.

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    27. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 9:10 PM

      I love how the Youtube page has been over run with nothing but comments about it being Slander against Luna. Viva the Lunar Republic!

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    28. ExcerosJuly 15, 2011 at 9:12 PM

      Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?! I refute these claims!

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    29. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 9:22 PM

      @Anonymous

      this is relevant information, i believe.

      i watched this video a couple of times, and then used my admittedly hazy recollection of general details regarding the royal family and situation in ep 1 to hastily put together a somewhat realistic theory.

      it also admittedly makes a lot of sense, especially if it was aired before episode 1: Luna as NMM was still technically imprisoned in the moon.

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    30. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 9:25 PM

      The Great and Powerful Trixie is unamused with this other Trixie's claims! Trixie loves her mentor Princess Luna! The claims against Fluttershy were fine, but this is just preposterous!

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    31. Lunar Republic Bureau of PropogandaJuly 15, 2011 at 9:30 PM

      Move along. Nothing to see here. This post and video were obviously an accident by the parties involved. They never happened.

      Also, Luna in socks wallpaper is now mandatory. It is everypony's wallpaper. EVERYpony's.

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    32. StargazerJuly 15, 2011 at 9:34 PM

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    33. XortbergJuly 15, 2011 at 9:37 PM

      @Lunar Republic Bureau of Propoganda

      Way ahead of you, boss-lady. Way ahead of you.

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    34. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 9:38 PM

      Does nopony notice the difference between one Trixie and the other? Just look at Trixie, she obviously doesn't look the same! This Great and Powerful Trixie stands behind her mentor one hundred percent!

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    35. Rita LotJuly 15, 2011 at 9:39 PM

      @The Great and Powerful Trixie ...hubba WHAT!? There are TWO Trixies? How.. but... Blogger... why... what in the heck? O.o

      ...

      ...

      ...

      I'll get the guardsmen. We've got a rouge agent, formerly Sethisto, to capture for impersonating the liege-lord Trixie, and spreading propaganda for the Celstial Republic.

      Do you know where he went, Trixie? Or would Luna know?

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    36. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 9:41 PM

      Trixie was not around when this other Trixie showed up, so unfortunate she does not know the whereabouts of her apparent counterpart.

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    37. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 9:41 PM

      @S.Aura Knight
      There are as many as 4 Trixies.

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    38. Lunar Republic Bureau of PropogandaJuly 15, 2011 at 9:42 PM

      @Nick

      Excellent work. Always good to see a pony ahead of the curve. You'll go far in this proud nation, my dear Nick. Far indeed.

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    39. Rita LotJuly 15, 2011 at 9:47 PM

      @The Great and Powerful Trixie *bow* My liege. Have no fear. Yours and the Princess Luna's names will be cleared before the moon rises to its zenith. You can have faith in the guards of Canterlot to catch any criminal. Especially ones whom would stoop so low as to impersonate you of all ponies to dirty the name of our fair Luna.

      @"Four Trixies" Anonymous That's not true! That's impossible!

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    40. ismbofJuly 15, 2011 at 9:48 PM

      I like pie too, Trixie!

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    41. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 9:51 PM

      See to it that everything is carried out my faithful admirer. The Great and Powerful Trixie can stand having her name under attack by the obviously inferior ponies of Equestria, but Trixie will not stand for anypony bringing down the name of Princess Luna!

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    42. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 9:55 PM

      Thank you Trixie! I feel enlightened. ^_^

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    43. Rita LotJuly 15, 2011 at 10:02 PM

      @The Great and Powerful Trixie *nod* Right, my liege. None shall besmirch the name of Princess Luna! The line has been drawn! To arms! To arms! Capture former Colonel Sethisto at all costs! He must be brought to justice! For impersonating Trixie, and for attacking Luna! To arms!

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    44. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 10:05 PM

      The Great and Powerful Trixie needs to stay on as the fifth(?) EqD reporter, she's great! Also, a lot of flankhurt in the comments...

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    45. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 10:10 PM

      Now that Trixie thinks about it, Trixie is more than sure that this injustice against Princess Luna is an act that was called to be carried out by none other than Twilight Sparkle! Everypony saw how upset Twilight became at Trixie's accusations yesterday, no doubt this is her attempting to get back at Trixie!

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    46. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 10:11 PM

      @S.Aura Knight
      Search Episode 9! You know it to be true!
      (@20:00)

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    47. The Inquisition of Divine LightJuly 15, 2011 at 10:14 PM

      Obviously, the corruption that permeates Canterlot, and indeed Equestria, is deeper than we first thought. First, her highness, Princess Luna, is accused of being a fraud and a charlatan. Then, a guard by the name of S. Aura Knight claims to have a letter written by Celestia herself, accusing her most favored student of being a criminal? Not only that, but now the Great and Powerful Trixie, claims that she did not, in fact, level the earlier allegations against her majesty, Princess Luna, and that it was actually an imposter?

      Troubling indeed, fair citizens. The Inquisition has...taken notice, of these developments.

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    48. Detective GumhoofJuly 15, 2011 at 10:22 PM

      We've got the crime scene secured, sir. No pony gets in or out without our knowledge. Now for donuts.

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    49. Rita LotJuly 15, 2011 at 10:24 PM

      @The Great and Powerful Trixie But... My liege, Corporal Sethisto is the culprit. We already know that he is. He's gone missing from the barracks, where he spends most of his time. He's the pony behind this video. Plus, he must have been the one whom told me to arrest Twilight Sparkle already, and she's already on her way to the dungeon.

      @Anonymous NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *falls off the side of Canterlot*


      @The Inquisition of Divine Light I have more scandal to reveal to the Inquisition. PRINCESS CELESTIA IS IMPERSONATING TRIXIE! All one needs to do is look at this post, written by our Sun Goddess from June 21st, her holiday.

      http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/summer-sun-celebration.html

      You check it? Check who it says wrote it. The princess? No, "Trixie". But it was the Princess when it first came up. The Princess, with the help of Corporal Sethisto, impersonated my liege Trixie to attack her sister Luna! This also means the attack on Fluttershy was by Celestia herself as well! And that's why she wants Twilight arrested!



      If I do say so, I am the (third) best pony now. /notreally

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    50. ScribblesJuly 15, 2011 at 10:26 PM

      HAHA! MY Fanfiction is in that list! The Struggle for Power for all of you who are interested. Fanboyism is the greatest. And Trixie, sorry, but she is the God of the Moon. Trying to topple her might not be a good idea.

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    51. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 10:29 PM

      Another spy from Stalliongrad?
      Fuck you Seth. FUCK YOU.
      Oh, and while I'm at it, FUCK YOU TOO TRIXIE.
      Damn it, I used to really like Trixie. Once again, FUCK YOU.

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    52. The Inquisition of Divine LightJuly 15, 2011 at 10:30 PM

      Hmmm....interesting. The Inquisition will, of course, investigate such charges against her majesty, Princess Celestia.

      That is, if the word of a lowly guardsman is to be taken seriously. Expect a visit from a....career evaluations agent soon, Sir Aura Knight.

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    53. Lunar Republic Bureau of PropogandaJuly 15, 2011 at 10:32 PM

      @Anonymous

      The Lunar Republic would like to have some words with you. Unfortunately they mostly have to do with love and tolerance so I guess that really doesn't work as a threat after all...

      Rethinking strategies here.

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    54. FluttershyJuly 15, 2011 at 10:32 PM

      @The Great and Powerful Trixie

      see you in court Trixie.

      Think I've forgotten so easily?

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    55. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 10:33 PM

      Corporal Sethisto as you say was merely a puppet used by Twilight Sparkle. She manipulated him by feeding him all this false information and telling him that if impersonated The Great and Powerful Trixie and proceeded to share the information then everypony would finally believe that Trixie truly is the best pony. Celestia needed somepony to blame for when she finally took down her sister, so she went to her faithful student Twilight, whom everypony knows doesn't like Trixie. So together they came up with this plan to take down both Trixie and Princess Luna. Everypony else used was just a pawn in their plan. So if you do have a letter from Celestia to arrest Twilight, then clearly Princess Celestia is attempting to cover all her loose ends!

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    56. FluttershyJuly 15, 2011 at 10:35 PM

      @The Great and Powerful Trixie

      all for good reason. You slandered one of her friends. You have friends right Trixie?

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    57. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 10:37 PM

      The Great and Powerful Trixie is a traveling showmare, she has no time for friends. Trixie does however have many faithful followers, which works just as well for Trixie.

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    58. Rita LotJuly 15, 2011 at 10:40 PM

      @The Inquisition of Divine Light Career evaluations agent, Inquisitor? I am a Sergeant of the Guard, not just any lowly guardsmen. I am also Luna's personal guardsmen. How else would I know Trixie so well? Your tactics will not work to stall the Princess for long. Others will hear of this if you impound me, and a civil war will erupt.


      @Fluttershy Miss... Fluttershy, is that your real name? Not Flutterby? You are seemingly ignorant on this entire matter. Leave it to the Guard and Mr. Wright to get to the bottom of this case. The Princess Celestia is the one who attacked you, anyway. And if the investigation goes over as I fear, it will have been with Twilight's blessings to cause Trixie and Luna to lose face.

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    59. blakestar15July 15, 2011 at 10:41 PM

      Isn't this just a struggle for power and dominion between the sisters with bias forming around celestia since she is the tyrannical overlord of equestria? I think Celestia is trying to block out thoughts of opposiotion from both Luna and her supporters!

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    60. Dracos AuronJuly 15, 2011 at 10:43 PM

      Am I the only one with the erge to yell "Who's that Pony!?" in pokemon style, when looking at the mystery pony at the top pic?

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    61. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 10:49 PM

      If it is war that Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia want, then it is war they will get. The Great and Powerful Trixie will never back down now that they've attacked her mentor Princess Luna!

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    62. Dunstable, Dean of the Templum LunaeJuly 15, 2011 at 10:51 PM

      @The Inquisition of Divine Light

      May all things done in darkness be seen in the Light, brother.

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    63. moerkoetJuly 15, 2011 at 10:51 PM

      Nope

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    64. Twilight SparkleJuly 15, 2011 at 10:52 PM

      I wonder if the guard remembered that I can teleport...

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    65. BronyMikeJuly 15, 2011 at 10:53 PM

      Ahaha. Sweet Jesus, this is the best segment. We need more.

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    66. The Inquisition of Divine LightJuly 15, 2011 at 10:54 PM

      This twisted cobweb of lies can easily be burned away by the fires of the Inquisition. *clears throat* Sir Aura Knight is hereby charged with intent to incite civil war, heresy, and sedition.

      Trixie is charged with attempting to incite hatred against her majesty, Princess Luna, and the attempted framing of Twilight Sparkle.

      Fluttershy is to be brought in for questioning, due to her association Trixie. All animals under her care are to be seized, and impounded, pending the investigation.

      The Inquisition is all around you, dear citizens. We are as inevitable as your guilty consciences, the fear you feel when lying in bed. Do not try to fight us. This battle was lost before you even started it.

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    67. Lunar Republic Bureau of PropogandaJuly 15, 2011 at 10:57 PM

      @The Inquisition of Divine Light

      Oh, oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
      Help, help, you're being repressed!

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    68. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 11:00 PM

      The Great and Powerful Trixie is defending Princess Luna, must Trixie spell it out? Trixie refuses to go anywhere until Princess Luna is cleared of this injustice!

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    69. Rita LotJuly 15, 2011 at 11:01 PM

      @Twilight Sparkle You can... teleport? Horseapples. I can't rightly clear you or anything if you telelport away from being taken to the Princess.

      @The Inquisition of Divine Light And by the power invested within me by the Princess Luna, I hearby disband the Inquisition of Divine Light and place all of its members under house arrest pending an investigation. Anyone caught harboring one of them or talking to them will be grounds to be charged with treason of the highest sort. I also declare that Trixie and myself are clear of all charges, and that Miss Fluttershy is not to be detained and her animals impounded.

      Check and mate, Inquisitor. You've caused a war within the capital city that will spread like your flames throughout the countryside. I've enjoyed sparring with you.

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    70. Twilight SparkleJuly 15, 2011 at 11:05 PM

      @S.Aura Knight
      How come nopony remembers that?*starts teleporting* See...I...can...tele...port.

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    71. The Inquisition of Divine LightJuly 15, 2011 at 11:08 PM

      @S.Aura Knight

      All according to plan, Sir Aura. All according to plan. Let the fires of war spread through Equestria. Let all be cleansed by Celestia's divine fire.

      Watch the shadows, Sir Aura. For you and I shall meet again quite soon.

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    72. Lunar Republic Bureau of PropogandaJuly 15, 2011 at 11:08 PM

      @S.Aura Knight

      Hey, hey now! Decrying the lies of the Solar Empire and making commandments that must be followed by everypony is OUR job... uh... sir.

      Er... I-I mean, if that's alright with you S-sergeant of the guard. Heh... heh...

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    73. FluttershyJuly 15, 2011 at 11:10 PM

      @S.Aura Knight

      Yes that's who I am and I have no idea who this "Flutterby" is either.

      i think you're right. I'll leave it up to them to sort this matter out. I just want to live a happy life. Not get blamed for things i never had a hoof in.

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    74. StargazerJuly 15, 2011 at 11:12 PM

      I... I... I think I'm lost here...
      What in the hay is every pony talking about now... First it starts with Trixie calling Luna an impersonator and now she's defending her...

      My brain, I feel like that time applejack worked too hard and couldn't think straight... >_>

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    75. Lunar Republic Bureau of PropogandaJuly 15, 2011 at 11:15 PM

      @Stargazer

      That's for the best. After all, why would you need to think when you have Luna and Trixie to do that for you? All you need to know is that you should follow everything they ever say. Unless they're an imposter. Then never do anything they say. Unless the imposter says to do something the real Luna or Trixie has said to do. Unless the real Luna or Trixie who said that is an imposter. Unless...

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    76. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 11:15 PM

      The Great and Powerful Trixie never called Princess Luna an imposter, that was a different Trixie! Though now it seems everypony is picking sides as a civil war between Princess Celestia and Princess Luna is about to break out.

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    77. Rodrigo ManceraJuly 15, 2011 at 11:15 PM

      Haha...
      Sethisto if you made this I'll let you know that I hate you 20% more (hey what's 20% of 0?)
      My hate banished after I seen your true intentions: Cause chaos and laugh at the bronies who took this seriously.
      Anyway no hard feelings with you anonymous Trixie Lover (probably Seth), but Hasbro will pay for this.

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    78. -July 15, 2011 at 11:17 PM

      >fanboyism
      >trixie attention-whoring

      Get out.

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    79. Rita LotJuly 15, 2011 at 11:19 PM

      @Twilight Sparkle You... can... tele...port... I see that now. This still doesn't help me if I'm supposed to escort you to the Princess because you're "under arrest", while protecting Trixie from her doppelganger, while fighting the Inquisition on every front, while searching for Seth to bring him to justice, while also making sure your friend Fluttershy isn't taken captive, while finally trying to watch all the episodes (in order this time).

      ...How the hell did I take off this much, and how am I not choking from not being able to chew?

      @The Inquisition of Divine Light So that was your plan then, Inquisitor? To start a war that could consume all of Equestria? You're rightly mad, you are. Even if the rest of this is Celestia's fault, she wouldn't support a group like yours. You had better watch your own back.

      @Lunar Republic Bureau of Propoganda ...What? When did you get here? In fact, who ARE you? Just... just don't hide any Inquisitors and you'll be fine.

      @Fluttershy Well, uh, you may want to find a safe hiding place then. Civil war and all that.

      @Stargazer Oh, and YOU'RE the confused one? Jump into this mess sometime. I can't even keep myself straight anymore. Also, there are quite actually two Trixie account, the actual RP one (my liege, apprentice to the Princess Luna) and the one Seth made (actually a renamed Princess Celestia account) that made this post causing all of this.

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    80. FluttershyJuly 15, 2011 at 11:20 PM

      @S.Aura Knight

      *sigh* already was through one once. I'm not going to be here for another. I'm heading back home. Thank you for the warning

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    81. Twilight SparkleJuly 15, 2011 at 11:21 PM

      @S.Aura Knight
      well then allow me to vanish and take a little off your plate.*teleports away*

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    82. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 11:22 PM

      TRIXIE, after reading this article, I REQUEST THAT YOU HAVE MY CHILDREN PLEASE!

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    83. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 11:24 PM

      The Great and Powerful Trixie has no need for protection. Should anypony be foalish enough to attack her, even if it is Trixie herself, she is more than capable of defending herself! Trixie is Great and Powerful after all!

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    84. The Inquisition of Divine LightJuly 15, 2011 at 11:26 PM

      @S.Aura Knight

      Mad? Perhaps, Sir Aura. Perhaps I am. But this is not war for war's sake. This...this is justice. Justice against all who would dare to plot against Equestria. The heretics, the blasphemers, the charlatans. What better way to destroy them, with a righteous cleansing?
      This war shall make Nightmare Moon's uprising look like a disorganized protest. This war will strike the wicked down and cast them into the abyss?

      And I've you to thank for it. You, and Trixie, and Twilight Sparkle. My hat is off to you, dear citizens.

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    85. Rita LotJuly 15, 2011 at 11:33 PM

      @Fluttershy Very good then. Goodbye, Miss Fluttershy. Stay safe.

      @Twilight Sparkle *facehoof* *facehoof* *facehoof*

      Well then... uh... shoot. Now I have to organize two search parties. One for Seth and one for Twilight. This didn't help AT ALL. In fact, it made more work!

      @The Great and Powerful Trixie I'm sorry, but orders from Luna are orders. I'm to protect you from anything. Which includes the Inquisition. And this civil war. And probably a ton of other stuff now.

      @The Inquisition of Divine Light Let me amend my statement. You aren't just mad. You're downright criminally insane. Equestria is a land of many ponies, with varying lifestyles. You just want to ruin them all so you can reshape the world in your own image. You're going to let innocents die just for yourself.

      I might have inadvertently started this myself, but I won't end it alone. With friends, with loved ones, with family, we'll stop you and crush you out. The Guard doesn't let anything stand in it's way if it threatens the lives of Equestria's citizens.

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    86. RandomlyWeirJuly 15, 2011 at 11:34 PM

      Sorry, but a fact:
      -If Luna was vanished 1000 years ago and Celestia has 1000 years....
      That means Luna was vanished after she was born!
      someone, call PETA!

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    87. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 15, 2011 at 11:37 PM

      If Luna says Trixie must have protection then so be it. Trixie will not go against her wishes by requestion otherwise.

      So once again Trixie must bid her farewell to everypony. After her expected fantastic showing in Hoofington, an encore performance has been requested. So Trixie will be needing her beauty sleep. The Great and Powerful Trixie will return at her soonest convenience should the other Trixie ever show up again, or should somepony else attempt to ruin Princess Luna's good name!

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    88. RandomlyWeirJuly 15, 2011 at 11:38 PM

      A fact:
      -If Luna was vanished 100 years ago and Celestia is 1000 years old...
      That means Luna was banished shortly after her birth...
      Peta must know

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    89. Apollo JusticeJuly 15, 2011 at 11:42 PM

      @Phoenix WrightNeed any help?

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    90. The Inquisition of Divine LightJuly 15, 2011 at 11:43 PM

      @S.Aura Knight
      We shall see I look forward to our next meeting. But for now, I take my leave. I've heretics to burn, and a war to fight. *tips hat* Ado, Sir Aura.

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    91. Rita LotJuly 15, 2011 at 11:50 PM

      @The Great and Powerful Trixie It's not safe to just fall asleep in the middle of the street, Trixie. I'll just escort you to your rooms in the Castle. And you maaaay want to reschedule, what with the whole CIVIL WAR thing going on here. That might cause a low turnout.

      @The Inquisition of Divine Light I don't look forward to seeing any more of you or any of your other inquisitioners. You are a stain on Equestrian soil, trying to destroy everypony's lives. If we do meet again, you will be the one to fall.


      (Good Celestia and Luna, to think just this morning I was complaining about missing yesterday's RP post... AND I FORGOT TO PUNCH TWILIGHT AGAIN DARNIT.)

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    92. La BarataJuly 15, 2011 at 11:53 PM

      Right, lass. I've got one thing to say at this point. You've always amused me in the past, which is why you're still about. But if you find yerself wantin' a barney, you're on the right path.

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    93. Darkhawk1July 16, 2011 at 12:04 AM

      That video's been on the main MLP site for months now. I'm pretty sure that it was released before the pilot episode, and they were trying to not spoil Nightmare Moon.

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    94. DCNPonyJuly 16, 2011 at 3:02 AM

      Oh Great and Powerful Trixie, how could I have been so blind? Forgive me, Great and Powerful one! You have opened my eyes.

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    95. OtherunicornJuly 16, 2011 at 3:24 AM

      The video is accurate at the time it represents - Celestia is raising raising sun and moon. There IS NO Luna.

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    96. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 5:00 AM

      I KNEW IT!

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    97. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 5:01 AM

      trixie again... *yawn*

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    98. ManearionJuly 16, 2011 at 6:55 AM

      @Asgard

      FOR THE HERD!

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    99. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 7:49 AM

      Perhaps, it is not Luna who is the impostor but this ‘Trixie’ who stands before us! Celestia must have kidnapped the real Trixie and replaced her with this fake to drag Luna’s name through the dirt! It’s all propaganda by our tyrannical ruler!
      FOR THE LUNA REPUBLIC!!

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    100. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 7:50 AM

      Perhaps, it is not Luna who is the impostor but this ‘Trixie’ who stands before us! Celestia must have kidnapped the real Trixie and replaced her with this fake to drag Luna’s name through the dirt! It’s all propaganda by our tyrannical ruler!
      FOR THE LUNA REPUBLIC!!

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    101. EwyndallJuly 16, 2011 at 7:58 AM

      This cracked me up so much xD

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    102. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 9:52 AM

      Perhaps Hasbro should check their work first before posting?

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    103. ActionScripter9109July 16, 2011 at 10:04 AM

      >Pro-Trixie propaganda posted by "The G&PT"
      >Sethisto nowhere to be found
      >Looks legit

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    104. IgnaesiaJuly 16, 2011 at 10:20 AM

      2 possibilities:

      1 - This is deliberate in order to prevent spoilers from episodes 1+2

      2 - Hasbro are trolling the fandom on Brony Appreciation Day

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    105. IgnaesiaJuly 16, 2011 at 10:24 AM

      Wait, I see what has happened now. That channel isn't the official one. Hahaha epic level trolling there!

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    106. Luna EponaJuly 16, 2011 at 10:44 AM

      Trixie?..Trixie?...Hmmm. Nope, never heard of anypony named Trixie. Is that one of those circus clown ponies? I hear they are really funny.

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    107. ReadToastsJuly 16, 2011 at 10:51 AM

      This makes me remember of Rita Skeeter, reporter of the Daily Prophet. XD

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Skeeter#Rita_Skeeter

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    108. kriss1989July 16, 2011 at 10:58 AM

      Don't believe the propaganda of the Solar Tyranny! The New Lunar Republic forever!

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    109. FlutterSpyJuly 16, 2011 at 12:15 PM

      The entirety of luna was an animation error.

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    110. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 1:09 PM

      OFF WITH CELESTIA'S HEAD.
      FOR THE LUNA REPUBLIC!

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    111. Hardbeat AcolyteJuly 16, 2011 at 2:08 PM

      Well-played

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    112. Devil DanJuly 16, 2011 at 5:01 PM

      I'm guessing that the video is from before Luna was freed. Nopony remembered her after a 1000 year absence.

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    113. Iczer-fourJuly 16, 2011 at 8:30 PM

      all hail the lunar republic!

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    114. GildaJuly 16, 2011 at 10:48 PM

      You lamewads really need to chill out. Seriously you guys are dorking up the place, get the hell out.

      And how the hell are you nerdy roleplayers typing with hooves anyway.

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    115. SimplydoneJuly 17, 2011 at 6:47 AM

      @Cloudy Skies wait wait The New Lunar Republic vs. The Celestial Empire when did MLP - FiM turn into Star Wars? and if so where are the lightsabers?

      Sigh more questions than answers. All I know is that Trixie is jelling again. Maybe she needs to find a partner to calm her down. Twilight is off limits though.

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    116. The Great and Powerful TrixieJuly 17, 2011 at 11:24 PM

      The Great and Powerful Trixie is most definitely not jelling! Trixie is also positive she does not need a partner to calm her down, but even if Trixie did, she is offended that somepony would even consider Twilight Sparkle to be good enough to be Trixie's partner!

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