Look, I'm not saying that this is what happens when ponies have purchasing power, but this is totally what happens when ponies have purchasing power. Little fillies especially. And if you're supportive of this, then you'll have to bend capitalism to your will and spend money so that these little fillies can make the dough they need to have apple fritters. And also purchasing power.
But how to do that, I hear you asking. Well, you could do a lot worse than to run to the store (right now. Why are you even reading this?) and buy all of the things you see below the page break. Or, you know, just look at them. Pony product guaranteed, or you pay nothing for this post.
