Story: The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn

Why is this monstrosity on my EQD?

[Comedy][Random] "Woah, woah, woah. I know what you're thinking, but this is legitimately hilarious. Give it a look; it is worth your while." -Pre-reader who likes sky pirates

Author: Bad Horse

Description: Should the incredibly powerful and sexy new alicorn Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade pursue his destiny as savior of Equestria, or interior design?  NOW WITH TWICE THE ADJECTIVES, AND AN ALL-NEW CHAPTER!

The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn

Additional Tags: madness, Gandalf, madness, madness, Sparta!