Time to ponynap a young filly from her mother.
Send myself to the moon, See if it is as bad as Luna keeps making it out to be.
Party time in the palace! and pay rises for the guards
Banish all of humanity to the Moon.
do you like bananas?
Banish all of #EquestriaDaily's mods, except Ali and Balloons, to the moon. Then I shall crown myself "Ultimate Awesomness Ruler" and troll some.
Troll everyone by turning Physics on.
I dunno...I f***ing damn dunno what I could do...Been someone of the cast is easier...
Send random letters to my Faithful Pupil till she works out where the person being Luna yesterday is now.Then send her to the moon.
An easier question is, what wouldn't I do? Probably... nah. I would still do all manners of adult things >:D
@ScalierHatStudent! Curse my Britishness...
@Fall Silently NOPE.avi
Become the best princess ever.of all time.
Recreate the Borderlands intro with ponies, using my faithful student and her friends as actors.
As everypony if they like bananas.
Offer the first pony I see a banana.
Banish everypony to the moon. With the hydra. And then I watch how they do.Nah... I lost my creativity when I was the Mane 6... -.-"
Pass on my turn.Wait for a "You Are Fluttershy. WHAT DO YOU DO1?"
hangout with twilight while trying to not act like filly molester...
Lower the sun down, it's getting too warm today. And hug Luna.
Light. LIGHT FOREVER!
Make normal ponies do extremely difficult tasks for me that I'm more thank capable of doing myself in mere seconds.
TELL THE INTERNET ON THE MOOOOOOOON
Make Season 2 of MLP come out immediately
OK! here's what I'd do... First order of business is to send a letter to Twilight and get her to bring all the other elements of harmony to Canterlot. Once here, I would have them research the magic required to breach the inter-dimensional barrier between Equestria and Earth. After research is complete, we open a portal and invade earth. Our armies will be too cute and to powerful to be stopped. (that and none of the bronies would fight, hell, you lot would help us...) once the Earth is dominated, BRING ON THE AGE OF THE PONY!I would then return to my original body and live in Equestria. the end...
I would order a team of pony scientists to make a portal to earth.
sun, sun, sun here it comes!
Crash the moon into the earth
AAAWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!1. Raise the sun.2. Banish people to the moon.3. Are you a MMMMM bee-yutch that likes mmmm bananas?4. Shut.Down. EVERYTHING!5. Send people to the moon for not shutting down stuff fast enough.6. Send Twilight and her friends to some far away mountain while I stalk the CMC and Spike...7. Uhh....Declare war on Griffinland?8. Write a letter saying that I'm stepping down, and promoting Luna to Queen.9. Banish myself to the moon.
1. Begin making a list2. Execute list involving: a. A certain pegasus and phoenix b. banishing somepony to the moon and bringing them back almost immediately c. hinting at cupcakes d. Trolling the internet e. Shouting "Gotcha" f. Making anypony with a clue where I went during the Sun Celebration disappear g. Repress the masses3. Realize the list was all in good fun and be done trolling for a while4. Hide in the library, scare Twilight Sparkle6. Skip 511. Stop counting42. Play with LunaWHO. Upgrade Sepia Tock to figure in pony mythology, watch chaos ensue
BURNBURN EVERYTHING...oh and I guess I'd make out with Twilight too or something. ponyshrug.jpg
Launch a massive PR campaign to improve my image in the eyes of my subjects, encourage my sister to get out more (to be frank sis, everyone who remembers the first Nightmare Moon incident is long dead), and try to figure out a viable solution for handling all these monsters that keep randomly entering Equestria.Also, do my laundry. I'm on my last pair of clean socks.
First, say goodbye to Trixie, Seth. You won't be seeing her for an long, LONG time.Become the greatest troll to ever live.
Teleport everypony in Equestria to the sun for a huge super awesome sun party :D . . . then after 5 minutes learn about the huge mistake I just made.At Least I got more cake :)
Surprise pop quiz for Twilight on Friendship. Watch her fail miserably.Go around town with my Banana Bag.Send some faxes.
Send Trixie to the moon!
I princess celestia here by decree "THE NIGHT WILL LAST FOREVER!", if you don't like the idea then... Are you a beeyeetch who likes mmmmmbananas?
Discord threatening the land and only the Elements can stop him?Make student and her friends go on a fetch quest to find them first.
be a nice loving queen and not send any1 to the moon cause I am nice like that.
Lower the sun... but noth completelyTHE TWILIGHT WILL LAST FOREVER!!! MUAHAHAHAHA
Bring all the good little Bronies to Equestria where they belong. XD
Orchestrate an enormous conspiracy for my most faithful students to solve, have them all go on some sort of quest across Equestria aaand see how long it takes them to realise that everything bad that ever happens to them has been planned by me.
Be a lovely, lovable ruler like she actually is.
First we....CONQUER THE EARTH!! MWAHAHA-...err what do you mean we've already done that?
Track down Trixie and make her my administrator of magic, thus conflating her ego even more.
Set ALL the guards to look like this.http://dragondomain.org.uk/images/mlp/guardsocks.png:D
Find a beytch who likes banannas and send him to the moon
start sending Twilight and her friends into dangerous adventures
First I would banish half of this fandom:Those who make Trollestia,Mollestia,or tyrant celestia jokes.Those who make "that's not how you spell jokes"those that ship ponies,those who keep talking about bananas,The entire lunar republic,nyx haters,those who make rainbow dash lesbian,mega sweet,for his rule 34 art,and finally, Hug Luna.
Bring Bronies!Make official sock day. Spend time with Luna.Teleport into Twilights library lick her and then disappear.
PANIC.I wouldn't want to cause discomfort for other ponies, so in any case, I would've asked Twilight for advice, who would've asked Celly. And since I'm Celly, I'm DOOMED. Unless Luna can figure something out, because I don't know how to raise the sun.
Rise the sunhug lunalove all pony in equestriapet philomenaand make a little joke
Also I would see what public image Celestia has, since I'm sure she's not considered "Trollestia" or "Molestia" there.
Be a professional tea trollCuddle LunaTroll some more
Get Fluttershy to babysit round my house saying I have a daughter who is asleep and doesn't want to be woken up. When I get back I ask where she is.
Send grad. student and her friends to go move a dragon that is threatening to destroy Ponyville.And then chuckle.
Continue to be a kind and loving ruler who wants to help Ponies. Continue to be hands off and give Ponies the tools to solve problems on their own, even those who like to slander me by calling me a troll :(
BANISH SETHISTO TO THE MOON FOR HATING ON APPLEJACK!!!
Sleep with Rainbow dash??
1. Ban Luna to the Moon2. Get an apprentice, Twilight Sparkle and teach her about magic.3. Read Spike's Letters which are mainly about friendship.4. Go to Ponyville every once in a while to check the state that it is in.5. Get the Guards to work on going faster so they can catch criminal scum.
"Order the troops to convene, war shall be upon us soon for we must not permit the Gryphon tribes to strike us first."
Make socks mandatory for all ponies!
@SovBrony Wow, I don't think there's anybody left after that little inquisition.
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!Probably sit around, hang out with Luna because Luna is awesome.and try really really had to resist the urge to ruin everyone's lives.
Do i really have to answer?Other than that purchase Luna socks, just becuase.
Time to invade near by nations!
Put a face on the sun and dim it a bit so people Can see it smiling.
Troll.Enough said. ^_^
TROLLlike a boss.
I'd make sure I'd remain so! Bwahhaa!Then just take care of my new world of acquisition. No rush, I've got thousands of years for that. =DPlus spend time with Luna as well! Of course.
1. Be sad that I'm not Luna anymore.2. Make the best of it and stalk Luna all day (night).
@RifferKylehey,send to the moon for a few days, nothing big. I am not a tyrant,after all. and I'll give them a small welcome back gift. like, IDK... a luna whit socks plushie. and a real-life-sized fluttershy plushie too.
I just so happen to have a list here of things to do if I ever become Celestia!Invite Twilight Sparkle to tea and when she gets here, tell her there's royal business to attend to.Tell everypony it's the End of the World.Send another dragon to Ponyville.Make all the animals not love the yellow pegasus.Slap Prince Blueblood.Have some alone time with Twilight.Read "Cupcakes" again.Eat cupcakes.Have a massage.Get hammered.Shake your flank!Clop, clop, clop!
GLORIOUS BLOODY CARNAGE AND CONQUEST! BLOOD FOR THE SUN GODDESS! SKULLS FOR THE ASH THRONE!
Troll everypony! bwahaha! i would make Luna think she was on the moon... in her room
well, for one thing, she's not a Queen.my first order of business would be to become Queen.
@YetAnotherBronyYou totally not copied it from a certain picture!
Talk to Luna (like a boss)Read letters (like a boss)Write to Twilight (like a boss)Raise the sun (like a boss)Be immortal (like a boss)Run Equestria (like a boss)Troll people (like a boss)Promote friendship (like a boss)
@traptin85It's good to be the Queen. */Mel Brooks*I'd try to pull off the "Sunny Day Skies" schtick to speak with Twlilight about what's been going on.
Vacation in Ponyville, have everyone call me Celestia instead of Princess, it's annoying. Get to know the mane 6, have them respect me as a friend rather than a leader.Then go back to Canterlot and mope.
How convenient, I've already got a list of what I'm sending to the moon. After that, troll a bit, turn physics on and off a few times to see all the professors flip out, then delegate everything to Twilight and take the rest of the day off. (Oh, and leave myself something nice for when I turn back/into another pony.)
Find socks that match.
"What are we going to do tonight, Celestia?""The same thing we do every night Luna, TAKE OVER THE REST OF THE WORLD!
Send out a This Royal(e with cheese) decree.All work and no play, makes Celestia a dull mare. All work and no play, makes Celestia a dull mare. All work and no play, makes Celestia a dull mare. All work and no play, makes Celestia a dull mare. All work and no play, makes Celestia a dull mare. All work and no play, makes Celestia a dull mare.All work and no play, makes Celestia a dull mare.
SOCKS! OH BY CELESTIA'S BEARD, SOCKS!
Take off those stupid socks.
Wonder around hoping/wondering that my image isn't actually "troll" and "tyrant" because that would be sad.Hug my sister.And send Twilight a letter.And then do PRINCESS-Y THINGS.
Eat a tonne of Mashed Alfalfa!Then proceed to chase Luna throughout the palace.
I'd get some matching socks. Silly filly. Those socks do not match.
make hasbro turn me into how I actually look not some pink filly fiddler
Rape everypony :3
Send all the trolls and haters to the Moon.
Burn it all!Burn the socks, let them feel my divine wrath!And grow an epic beard so the exclamation is appropriate.
lol jk, mess around with the sun so everypony gets confused on what time it is
ask twilight for an official royal meeting in ponyville.leave after two minutes
Admire my flowy hair!
Establish Ponybase Alpha, and send everypony in ponyville to it.
To the moon with all the foals and neighsayers that dare to not laugh at my practical jokes! TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
First, time dilation spell so that my REIGN LASTS FOREVER!Then I conquer the planet.
Apply the laws of Physics to Equestria and banish everyone that objects to a black hole in the center of our universe.
Very much akin to what I would do as Luna: Shamelessly abuse the royal spa-facilities and masseuses!
Enslave all the non-pony equines on the planet, destroy the moon, write hate mail to Twilight Sparkle telling I hate her, release a Lovecraftian horror upon Equestria, brainwash Pinkie Pie into becoming a murderous psychopath, and then tear up the dimensional barriers between Equestria and Earth in order to conquer it! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Rais the sun, bitc...err ponies love the sun.
Rule the fuck out of Equestria.
Ask everypony I meet where they got the silly idea I banish ponies all the time, then I giggle as they try to explain without offending me!
Banish all magic from the land. (which can only mean doom to the inhabitants :D)
I'd do the obvious thing. Change my goddamn title from "Princess" to "Queen". Or God-Empress.
Raise the sun, deal with court, and then snuggle Luna until her bones snap. Then prance around like a tiny filly. Then cuddle Luna some more. Then banish Trixie to the moon to troll Seth. Then watch Luna and Twilight 'secretly' meeting in Luna's bedroom for making-out purposes. Then cuddle both of them. Then demand someone build a dimensional portal so that I can get the entirety of Equestria addicted to Boylan's sodas, which all the bronies should try because they're amazing. Then cuddle Luna some more. Then lower the sun and cuddle Luna while she raises the moon. Then cuddle Twilight Sparkle. Then cuddle Luna.Rinse and repeat.
Go mad with power.
Pull out johnjoseco's "Princess's To Do List".
First I hold a press conference and tell Ponies that there is no capital punishment and that I've banished two ponies in the past 10,000 years. Then I facehoof as the press spins this as a veiled threat by Celestia that things might change in the future. I go to see Twilight and ask her why all the ponies are so afraid of me. Twilight doesn't give a straight answer, so I keep it up for half an hour, making Twilight more afraid of me every second. Facehoof again. Banish Discord to the moon and delay the problem in season 2 by 10,000 years. Then I practice magic fly away from the royal guards to see if I can get time alone. Watch the royal guards panic because I'm just a defenseless alicorn without them. Become very annoyed at this system. Hold another press conference, repeat, then give up. Repeat this cycle every hundred years.
End the world.
I turn myself pinkThen send Luna To the moonBecome the troll queen.
Raise sun, snuggle luna, ban Trixie to moon in spite of Seth, snuggle Luna, read friendship report. Change form act like tiny Filly again. Send Seth to the moon to be with Trixie. Confuse Twilight Sparkle, be a troll all day long
BANISH. EVERYTHING.TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAHAlso, polish my horn.
1-skip everywhere2-become a superhero3-torment Trixie4-stare at Luna till she gets uncomfortable5-hit on applejack 6-make cloudsdale spew out clouds in my image7-buy up all the pie in equestria7b-find Soarin7c-burn the pie in front of him8-turn all the animals pink9-massive heatwave10-raise taxes11-declare Pinkie Pie as prime minister 12-sell naughty pictures of rarity to magazines. And Spike.13-set Gilda on a date with a manticore14-give makeovers to the Hydra15-unleash parasprites in Blueblood's house16-interdimentional shenanigans 17-Stare at Luna some more18-sneak alcohol into the wonderbolts drink before a show19- glue kiwi fruits onto the head of every pony I meet20-send the royal guard on a wild goose chase21-send wild geese on a royal guard chase22-give CMC super powers 23-advance the cause of science 24-make sombreros mandatory25-legalise inter-species marriage 26-introduce twilight to clopfiction27-hit on big mac to make Applejack jelous28-Continue to stare at Luna whilst stalking her everywhere29-melt polar ice caps30-sneak poison Joak into water supply31-blackmail Dashie with candid pictures32-breed Sootaloo with a chicken33-Pull off sonic sunboom34-give Prime minister Pinkie the nuclear launch codes35-adopt an orphanage- send to work on a rock farm36-introduce twilight to gay clopfiction37-make cupcakes38-download illegal mp3's39-send spam mail to celebrities7-rewind time to watch pie burning again40-crack down on gang violence 41-cause gang violence 42-unloose biblical plauges43-watch 24-hour scrubs marathon44-defeat world chess champion45-go to war on neighbouring nations and steal their oil46-hit on Applejack now she's had time to come to her senses47- burn her farm down48- laugh49- resist arrest50-raise the dead51-Luna calls for restraining order52-send the Super-CMC and their mutant chicken-baby to fight alien threat53-introduce twilight to Spider clopfiction54-build an appleloosan ice-rink55-blow up the moon56-become a drug dealer57-steal unicorn horns58-call photo finish for saucy photo-shoot59-Pinkie-pie-related nuclear apocalypse60- Troll the internet
Do everything a god can do :D
Channel Rita Repulsa and screech to everypony that IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH.Then send my student and her friends to get it done.
Sun goes up, sun goes down.Sun goes up, sun goes down.Sun goes up, sun goes down.Sun goes up, sun goes down.
use my position to pre view season 2
Watch, the next one's gonna be about Spike. You are now Spike. What do you do?
... I give you a long vacancy on the moon.*trollface*
I would most certainly NOT abuse my authority and molest the mane 6......totally......but I WOULD troll the crap out of my subjects. >:D
Make Winter Moon Celebration for Luna.
Open my closet, angrily.
Play the biggest Prank on whole Equestria, troll everyone !Send random Items (no Ponys) to the moon to freak everypony out !Hug Luna a lot.Write some troll-letter to Twilight.At the end of the day when Luna takes over, send some solar flares to create auroras.
Eternal night, just because I'm the last pony anyone would expect to pull that off.
Send all trolls to VY Canis Majoris! There can only be one!
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BEEYETCH!!!
act like she did in that video 'friendship is magic bitch'
Establish democracy in Equestria...(PHHHHFT NOT)Make the sun rise in the west and set in the east, for teh lulz.
Carve a gigantic trollface onto the surface of the moon so Luna will lose her shit when she goes to raise it next. Also demand, as an immortal goddess-princess, than Nyx be a real character or else the day. Will last. FOREVER.
Answer letters and help Luna figure out the microwave. Also, fight evil but not tell anyone - not everypony needs to know of my badassery just yet.
Banish Michelle Bachmann to the moon.
Priorities, order Pinkie Pie to the castle, or come to her in Ponyville.Ask her how she breaks the fourth wall, she'd probably know I wasn't "me" at that point.Then widescale shatter the walls between reality with my alicorn magic (you know I could)After that I'll make it up as I go along.Also I would banish myself to the moon at some point to see what it's like. Then I'd come back, and I wouldn't just teleport there or back, no siree.After all, I am am a mmmmm beyetch that likes mmmmm banana's.
Make a sammich
Well first of all, make sure everyone loves me as a friend and see what they think of me as a supreme ruler!!! D=!!Then.... *Magically Raises Tea Cup**Take a sip**Get cup refilled**Take a sip**Get cup refilled**Take a trollish sip**Get cup overfilled*--"GOTCHA ;D"XD hahaha I love that
So finally I've been given the chance to be the most powerful and supreme ruler of all of Equestria in all her magnificent glory. There's only one thing to do, then.Delegate all my responsibilities for the day to Luna and have a spa day.
Have Pinkie Pie manage Canterlot parties for everypony instead of stuck up rich ponies. (Octavia and her crew can stay though. They're too cool).Sent Blueblood to the moon for a month or so. Maybe read him the story of Narcissus so he can get a clue. If he doesn't get it, then maybe another month on the moon.Pull childish pranks on everypony. When you're over a thousand years old you need to do something to be happy.
Kill 6 million Earth Ponies.Then unite the TRUE pony race.
Open a Portal to the Human World and bring my body over transform it into a pony with AMAZING POWERS and send over my mind.
Ask the first person I come across if they like bananas. Send Blueblood to the moon, as well as Sheriff Silver Star and the Buffalo Chief for making Pinkie feel bad. Then have the Wonderbolts put on an amazing show for me. After, I may just go trolling!
Attempt to delicately inform Luna that her sister has been taken over by an alien intelligence that has no idea how to return her.Then I'd mess around with my awesome alicorn powers. Fire lightning everywhere, fly around real fast, summon giant illusory smiley faces in the sky, that sort of thing.
Create a Parliament and have the ponies elect a Prime Minister.With less governmental duties to deal with, I can spend more quality time with Luna and my faithful student. Of course, raising and setting the sun would still be my responsibility.
Banish Luna, of course.
Well the first thing I'd d is...Talk to Twilight! (Like a queen)Read spike's letters! (Like a queen)Hold court! (Like a queen)Bail on parties! (Like a queen)Direct my subjects! (Like a queen)My own throne room! (Like a queen)hand-off ruling! (Like a queen)Promote friendship! (Like a queen)Comfort Luna! (Like a queen)Get a hug! (Like a queen)combat sadness! (Like a queen)send some letters! (Like a queen)Look at the moon! (Like a queen)Cry deeply! (Like a queen)Banishment memories! (Like a queen)Eat some cake! (Like a queen)Apologize to Luna! (Like a queen)I am best sister! (Like a queen)Head to Ponyville! (Like a queen)Cause student stress! (Like a queen)Drink some tea! (Like a queen)In my mouth! (Like a queen)Oh wait, it's still in the cup, Gotcha!Play a joke! (Like a queen)"Accidentally" leave my pet! (Like a queen)Ask guards to search! (Like a queen)Scare Twilight! (Like a queen)Watch Fluttershy cry! (Like a queen)Reveal the Phoenix! (Like a queen)Laugh with everypony! (Like a queen)Return to Canterlot! (Like a queen)Realize fatigue! (Like a queen)Relax in the castle! (Like a queen)Meet with dignitaries! (Like a queen)Bore my brains out! (Like a queen)Watch the clock! (Like a queen)Wait for evening! (Like a queen)Lower the sun! (Like a queen)Now it's night! (Like a queen)
Create a solar eclipse to remind people of my powerKeep a close eye on LunaTroll twilightGet banana bag.
Banish the Moon....TOO. THE. MOON!!!!! (M-A-G-I-C!)
Build a series of complex and difficult test chambers. Have Twilight Sparkle solve them under promise of cake and threat of death. Turns out, there's no cake at the end, only sweaty make-out session. Mmmmmmmm...
I would write a letter to Twilight about how I learnt a lesson in friendship... OK she now has to do this in the show at some point. then I'll start using Celestia's magic to try to free myself from becoming random ponies.
Send the united states back to the moon...sio what we don't have nasa anymore YA GOT ME!!!!
I dont really know what I'd do, I bet I'd just abuse my powers to do stupid things though.
DESTROY ALL THE SUNS!
Awwwww yeah!!! Our true leader!!I would:-Rule with honor-Keep ponykind united-Help solve ponykind's problem-Expand Equestria beyond its borders and the stars using peaceful means-Troll some ponies when I'm bored, and only when I'm bored-tl;dr some of Twilight's letters-Appoint Fluttershy as the royal caretaker of animals around Canterlot
@Brony NeumoWe need a PMV/animation of that. NAOW!
Go to the windows of random ponies at night and just stare at them for hours with an unreadable expression.
I would:-decree a new episode of MLP come out everyday-make the mane 6 the mane 7 and add trixie as the 7th mane character-take over the world with ponys!
Banish Portal and Portal 2 to the sun.
Raise the sun.Turn the sun the **** down a bit.Hold court.Watch the mortal ponies fall to pieces over the littlest things.Play some jokes to lighten the mood.Walk around on the ceiling with sunglasses, telling ponies to deal with it.Banish myself to the sun, just to see what it's like.Come back.Have some tea.Read Twilight's latest letter.Write back, telling her that's all wrong and that she was supposed to learn that nopony is right all the time, and that when you're wrong you have to learn to admit it.Wait for her paranoia to set in.Read a book. Read a book with Luna. Read a book on the mountains. Read a book underwater. Read a book on the moon. Read a book on the clouds. Read a book in front of a dragon. Banish a book to the moon.Do a sonic atomic rainboom. That's where I do three rainbooms at the exact same spot so fast that I make the third one before the first one disappears, and I do them at different angles so it looks like one of those classic three-electron atom symbols.Surf the solar winds.Realize that being the sun goddess is fricking awesome.
Get me some matching socks xP
I'd spend the whole time terrified that I would make a political or diplomatic gaffe that would cause pain and suffering to my dear subjects. Also, I would spend a lot of time just trying to figure out HOW my tail and mane did that... It's pretty nifty!Third, I would probably spend a LOT of time obsessing over whether or not I was raising/lowering/guiding the sun properly. If this situation lasted long enough for me to settle down, I'd find Blueblood and tell him EXACTLY how spoiled he was, and then I'd have him enroll in the Unicorn Corps of Equestria's military. WITHOUT any special privileges. A few weeks of boot camp with an unsympathetic DI would do wonders for that spoiled, pampered noble. Also, I'd get everyone to relax around me. Especially Twilight. That girl needs to settle down and stop being so high-strung whenever I come to visit!
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOONBEEEYAAAATCH
Twilight, my most faithful student,stop spamming me mail with your friendship crap lolololololol
1. HaHA! Believe me now, Celestia? Now YOU'RE on the moon, and I'm the queen... princess... thing. Seriously, what's up with that?2. Get used to the sudden rise in height.3. Realize I can do more of whatever I want than before I was Pinkie.4. Get the staff to wait on me hand and hoof. It's AWESOME being Celestia.5. Move the sun around and confuse the ponies below.6. Trollin' trollin' trollin'. Tia keeps on trollin'.7. Command Twilight and friends come visit at once.8. Give that spell another try. This time, I'll do it with my superior alicorn magic.9. Hope this works.
Oh noes, I've been up all night writing. Time to raise that sun... a few hours late but at least I'm getting it done! Late for coffee with Twilight too, guess I should hurry over to tell her that I won't be there.
> Parents are out of house> I want to sleep> Little sister invites friends for big party> Ban her to the moon
Banish you all.ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAHHHHHHBEE-YETCH!AHAAHAHAHAHAAAAhh next pony
@Supersheep64 Give this guy my turn.
Tell Equestria that I have possessed Celestia's body, and that I am the new ruler. Anyone who opposes may be banished to some heavenly body.
Banish luna to the sun.
Send my faithful student on a journey where I already know what the end result will be.
@brony neumoSo that's an average day for you?"No doubt"You watch cause Twilight to stress and make the sun set."Hell Yeah"And I think I heard you say something about making Fluttershy cry?"No..."Actually I'm pretty sure you did."Nah that ain't me."
Trollfest of course.
Bring the sun to about three feet from the ground, then roast some marshmallows.
Ponies will be released into the atmosphere... ensuring COMPLETE....GLOBAL....LOVE & TOLERANCE! Anypony who opposes me shall be sent to the moon! Send an expeditionary unit to the farthest reaches of the Earth in search of Gensokyo. Incorporate the elements of harmony in alchemical and energy applications to realize Gundam technology and sustainable energy generation... that way parties can run on even more electricity and we can transition into massive raves! Colonize Mars. If somepony is already on Mars, relocate them... to the MOON!Make another Sun for DOUBLE SUN POWER!Celestial Requiem:1) Become the best at space.2) Conquer absolutely everything in the known Universe... and all the other places, too. - If somepony dares to comment that the Universe pretty much covers everything, tell them to shut up and get on my human steed!3) Make only unicorns best ponies.4) Troll and send people to the moon (it's gonna get crowded) so often that everypony unites in hatred of me.5) Have Twilight assassinate me and remain to lead everypony on the path to universal harmony and friendship.6) Resurrect for the lulz and rule everything under an iron hoof again.7) Rinse and repeat whenever I feel like it.
Continue being the absolute best pony. I'm not sure I can come up with anything better than what Celestia already does all day.