• You Are Now Twilight Sparkle

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    Friday, August 26, 2011 op
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    1. NoOneAugust 26, 2011 at 9:46 AM

      turn myself back into Rainbow Dash.

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    2. Fire FlashAugust 26, 2011 at 9:46 AM

      I would do 42...All of the 42.

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    3. TimberAugust 26, 2011 at 9:55 AM

      Lets see... the Library needs reorganizing. I'm sure I can get it done in under a day, so long as Spike doesn't goof off too much. Then there's the Running Of The Leaves coming up. I've got to prepare for that. OH! And the Grand Galloping Gala to be ready for at the end of the year. And I've also got to prepare for Winter Wrap-Up next year, and then there's the Sumer Sun Celebration that Princess Celestia asked me to plan out, and I just got a new book about cave exploration, and...

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    4. DiscordedGummy201August 26, 2011 at 9:56 AM

      Take over Ponyville, of course. jk

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    5. kyokitsuneAugust 26, 2011 at 10:01 AM

      Demand unreasonably things of spike

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    6. MisterBullAugust 26, 2011 at 10:07 AM

      You guys do realize that whichever pony EqD picks last, your stuck as her.

      just sayin'

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    7. DPV111August 26, 2011 at 10:11 AM

      Turn myself back into Rainbow Dash.
      Failing that, do the exact same thing I did with RD.

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    8. SunsparkAugust 26, 2011 at 10:12 AM

      @MisterBull

      Wants it to be random OC pony, so I'm not taking over an established characters life.

      Otherwise, Fluttershy.

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    9. Metroid ManiacAugust 26, 2011 at 10:14 AM

      @Sethisto

      Ask "You Are Now Fluttershy" last, as the last one we become is the one we stay as, and she's easily the best out of the remaining 4.

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    10. NDupree93August 26, 2011 at 10:14 AM

      as always, write "My Little Human" fanfic.

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    11. Kuroi Tsubasa TenshiAugust 26, 2011 at 10:18 AM

      I would investigate the situation. If it's a body swap scenario or anything close to that, I would try to set things right for the real Twilight. Just wouldn't feel right otherwise. Then once that's fixed, I'd see about staying in Ponyville (and being ponified if possible) so I could become one of her very best friends.

      If it would some sort of scenario where I'm cast into some universe where my lot is that I actually am her from the start, I'd be a little sad, because I wouldn't be able to be friends with myself. :P But then I'd get over it and go on magical pony adventures with the other five! :P

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    12. TypharAugust 26, 2011 at 10:27 AM

      Assuming I was Rainbow Dash before now.
      If Twilight is now in Dash's body due to the switch. Call in the big guns, celestia is probably the only one who can help. Have the doctor keep trying to figure somthing out, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

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    13. FollowThePathAugust 26, 2011 at 10:30 AM

      Sooo... I'm Twilight Sparkle...
      What would I do... More like who...
      I would do everything in my power to get my newfound vessel preggo before I switch to the next body, then from there I would laugh hysterically at Twilight, because only I would know the true reason for her predicament.

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    14. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 10:34 AM

      1) yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesYEEEEEESSSyesyesyesyesyesyesyes...


      2) no no NO.

      3) Contact Celestia in order to find a way to get back to normal, again. Or try to remember what happened when I was Rainbow Dash.

      4) Get back to normal and ask myself why is this happening.



      Stop trying to make me replace a pony you misterious force!!!!

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    15. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 10:35 AM

      Commence plotting my plan to overthrow Celestia, the only pony that could possibly be more powerful then me.

      When that's over, take over Equestria.

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    16. Grey HoofAugust 26, 2011 at 10:36 AM

      HIT the books, even though I should really just read them!

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    17. MahnaAugust 26, 2011 at 10:38 AM

      Again I assume that there is still a real Twilight Sparkle out there.

      After that, admire my flank as it is so fine. Then go make up to Trixie, as I love show magic and her confidence even if she is a braggart.

      Oh and when Twi actually finds us, go play a prank on the Princesses.

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    18. UnknownAugust 26, 2011 at 10:38 AM

      Trixie & Princess Luna. Duh!

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    19. druid24August 26, 2011 at 10:38 AM

      make time go faster to see season 2 earlier

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    20. Altm3th0dAugust 26, 2011 at 10:39 AM

      1.Find out how to teleport my laptop into Equestria without breaking it.

      2. Take a bunch of pictures with the webcam.

      3. Get to know everypony.

      4.Have Pinkie break the fourth wall and open a dimensional rift to Earth in my backyard.

      5. Find Twilight in my body and stop her before she does anything ridiculous.

      6. Use magic to turn my human form along with my brother into ponies.

      7. Swap bodies with Twilight.

      8. Upload the pictures mentioned in step 2 to facebook.

      9. Go back to Equestria.

      10. yay~

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    21. DashAttackAugust 26, 2011 at 10:43 AM

      I would abuse the hell out of her teleport ability.

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    22. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 10:43 AM

      Read ALL the books!

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    23. pmcollectorboyAugust 26, 2011 at 10:43 AM

      With just the teleport spell, four words for you. Twilight Sparkle Missile Massacre.

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    24. MuffinsforeverAugust 26, 2011 at 10:44 AM

      Not cast any complicated spells so as to avoid weird transformations/disruption of Space-time/going to an alternate universe/getting sick/cloning/body swapping/only being shipped with Dash/bringing about the doom of Equestria/etc.

      And then get shipped with everyone because this has to be a fanfic, and right after that, the real Twilight bursts through a dimensional rift in my body, forces a body swap and kicks me out to either A) become a pony due to pony physics b) get thrown into the swirling vortex of all of existence 3) Get thrown back to my world, but in all scenarios, I might still have a little magic left and I would vow to return if it was the last 2.

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    25. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 10:50 AM

      Write a Cereal/Seth slashfic. With my magic.

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    26. pauliewxAugust 26, 2011 at 10:52 AM

      Your name is TWILIGHT SPARKLE. You live in a LIBRARY INSIDE A TREE, and spend your time studying magic. You live with your assistant, pet, and good friend, SPIKE THE DRAGON. Each day, you write a report to PRINCESS CELESTIA, about the MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP.

      What will you do?

      -TS: Laugh like a hyena and get Spike neutered-

      He would never forgive you if you did such a thing!

      But sometimes, love is tough.

      You call the local vet and make an appointment. It has been settled for this evening.

      You spend your day waiting in grim silence, without telling Spike. It is now six o'clock. Time to go.

      -TS: Put Spike in cage-

      He is wondering what is going on. You proceed to calmly tell him he is about to lose his manhood. He sobs, horrified. You now proceed to fulfill the 'laugh like a hyena' section of you command.

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    27. DCNPonyAugust 26, 2011 at 10:53 AM

      Write the princess a letter. Princesses love letters.

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    28. NorwegianChrisAugust 26, 2011 at 11:01 AM

      Read a book, read a book, read a muthaf**kin book!

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    29. MagmarraxAugust 26, 2011 at 11:02 AM

      Read up about World Domination.

      Perform World Domination.

      problem, earthponyfags?

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    30. BlueNightAugust 26, 2011 at 11:09 AM

      First, I attempt telekinesis. The cat is not pleased. Then I use the phone to tell someone in my family, who will drive me to a local television studio, where I will announce my current state of being. I contact my law firm (Pre-Paid Legal) and let them know of the situation, including post-transformation identity issues that might arise.

      Then I open a Conversion Bureau.

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    31. Christopher "Raccoon" BrinegarAugust 26, 2011 at 11:12 AM

      I'm here to Study and do Magic...
      ...And I'm all outta magic. >:|

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    32. bloopAugust 26, 2011 at 11:20 AM

      Practice Harley Quinn impression on Pinkie.

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    33. kaiju1August 26, 2011 at 11:21 AM

      Build a time machine out of a horse-drawn carriage.

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    34. General DerpyAugust 26, 2011 at 11:28 AM

      Learn how to control the Rage Shift so I can KILL IT WITH FIRE at all times. :P

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    35. Magical TrevorAugust 26, 2011 at 11:38 AM

      The GREAT and POWERFUL Trevor would do many things!

      Learn magic, read some books, boss Spike around, read some more, send letters to Princess Celes and Lune, read books some more, enlist Pinkie's help in getting my body to Equestria so that we can re-swap bodies, Read even MOAR books, (Like a boss), convince Celes and Twi to turn me into the GREAT and POWERFUL Trevor so that I could stay there indefinitely, Read the rest of the library, (Because I LOVE reading! 8D) and see if I can't get some shipping going! XD

      Plus many other things, but that was all The GREAT and POWERFUL Trevor felt like typing.

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    36. MastermudkipzAugust 26, 2011 at 11:42 AM

      Have a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge party with everyone in ponyville

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    37. DatBronyAugust 26, 2011 at 11:54 AM

      MAGIC.

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    38. AbalidothAugust 26, 2011 at 11:57 AM

      I don't think anypony would be able to tell the difference.

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    39. DrwhoofAugust 26, 2011 at 12:09 PM

      Counter troll Celestia.

      Then magic the shit out of some stuff.

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    40. TroopzorAugust 26, 2011 at 12:15 PM

      Spawn an army of pony mech's and offer them to princess celestia to take over the world with

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    41. aki1993August 26, 2011 at 12:16 PM

      tell a dragon to GTFO OF MY HOME!!!!

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    42. aki1993August 26, 2011 at 12:17 PM

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    43. DeeAugust 26, 2011 at 12:24 PM

      First off i'd See to the extent of magical powers i can do without over exerting, ask Fluttershy to watch Spike for a Few days tell applejack how to monopolize and increase Business efficiency. have Rarity make me a Casual Business Attire... use knowledge of weapon Manufacturing to become the new Lord of War, Become best weapons dealer in the four corners of the planet. Maintain Peace through Superior arms backed by Celestia's tyranny. Invite Luna to a First ever Lunar Solstice Festival, which will honor the Night... "Day, Day, Day, and Night. Agh agh! A night"

      Seduce Luna into Total Compliance... Pray for my man parts... and inevitably become overcome'd by Estrogen

      Oh and something about studding the Effects of how Luna's and Celestia's intervention into the natural world

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    44. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 12:25 PM

      1)Freak the hell out since I just woke up to being a purple unicorn.
      2)Freak out again since I realized that I have also swapped genders.
      3)Freak out once more realizing how much grief Twilight must be having in my body.
      4)Begin work on a permanent portal to Ponyville and my home town.
      5)Try to fix us so we can be in our proper bodies.
      6)Realize how bad I just f*** s*** up since it was Twilight's magic I used.

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    45. LeoshiAugust 26, 2011 at 12:29 PM

      Send some letters, hit the sauce.
      Make some friends, hit the sauce.
      Fun with Dash, hit the sauce.
      Read her Cupcakes, hit the sauce.
      Find my teacher, hit the sauce.
      Touch her horn, hit the sauce.
      Banished to the moon, hit the sauce.
      Burn with rage, hit the sauce.
      Only ashes left, hit the sauce.
      Now I'm dead. Hit the sauce.

      Hey, Pinkie, pass the sauce.

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    46. H3llpon3August 26, 2011 at 12:30 PM

      Notice that hooves are not as useful for page-turning than fingers... instead of using magic to turn the pages i will demand that Spike does it. As i would feel pretty awkward having a magical horn on my head and loathe to use it.

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    47. 2007excalibur2007August 26, 2011 at 12:33 PM

      Take the oppurtinity to use her intelligence to study whatever subject I'm failing at in school. *cough*MATHS*cough*

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    48. Super Scattman.August 26, 2011 at 12:42 PM

      Turn myself back into a human.

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    49. LloxAugust 26, 2011 at 12:48 PM

      Read up on certain spells that aren't postable on this blog, and begin experimenting with them. >w> <w< Alone at first, then with other ponies... ;3

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    50. Andrew ConnorsAugust 26, 2011 at 12:59 PM

      Well, I would probably just live her life for her. Attempt to avoid any suspicions of me not being the real Twilight, read books on magic and magic theorem to acquire the vast knowledge of things she had, and live out my days finding ways to get her back in her body.

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    51. RainbowSethAugust 26, 2011 at 1:14 PM

      Scream around in circles
      Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeeeeees~!

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    52. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 1:29 PM

      1)figure out how magic works
      2)get annoyed at not being able to hug myself
      3)use magic to create a method by which i can hug myself
      ... ?
      n+1)alert the Princess that her star pupil has been bodyswoped.

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    53. Tim SlAugust 26, 2011 at 1:29 PM

      I would go hang our with Pinkie Pie and have a sweet party!
      ...
      That's my answer to all of these. I just wana party with the best pony. ;)

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    54. DR RiddlesAugust 26, 2011 at 1:31 PM

      I would learn about creatures in the world of MLP not yet shown in the series and keep the knowledge to myself!

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    55. Jebediah OldenheimerAugust 26, 2011 at 1:42 PM

      Go Super Saiyan on everypony's ass and take over the world.

      Then read some books.

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    56. B-ManAugust 26, 2011 at 1:43 PM

      @Efreet

      Rofl. This is an epic answer.

      Now, what would I do? It depends on what has happened to Twilight's conscious mind in relation to mind.

      Sharing a mind with my favorite pony would be...interesting, to say the least.

      It'd be different than a mind swap, in which Twilight is me.

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    57. DIEDIEDIE765August 26, 2011 at 1:48 PM

      Murder.
      Fucking.
      Everyone.
      I'm magic, who's gonna stop me?

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    58. SothaAugust 26, 2011 at 1:58 PM

      @shibboleth
      YES!

      --

      Actually, I would ask Pinkie where Twilight is, then collaborate with her to find a way to get her back in her own body, and for me to stay as a pony in Equestria, because I wouldn't go back.

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    59. DatRandomGuyAugust 26, 2011 at 2:01 PM

      Hatch a dragon and become the student to a troll.

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    60. HeroInfernoAugust 26, 2011 at 2:02 PM

      I would first learn how to use magic then go through most of the spell books in the library to learn the telekinisis spell then use it for pranks or something.

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    61. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 2:09 PM

      Go make out with Rainbow Dash.

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    62. Joel ReedAugust 26, 2011 at 2:10 PM

      Make the weapon which I'll shoot myself if I'll become Rainbow Dash... and do some magic.

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    63. KTSAugust 26, 2011 at 2:11 PM

      Easy become the Avatar :P

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    64. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 2:23 PM

      ... I make an invisibility spell and then I watch Big Machintos under the shower. :D

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    65. EngineerBronyAugust 26, 2011 at 2:26 PM

      Teleport EVERYWHERE!

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    66. AlexanderAugust 26, 2011 at 2:44 PM

      @Lily Surette

      Silly filly, you've already got hooves! Hooves you are well-practiced in using in anatomically improbable ways, like gesturing and manipulating objects as if you had fingers and opposable thumbs.

      This neatly explains why you can cover a page on the internet with text ostensibly typed with a keyboard.

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    67. SomeGuyAugust 26, 2011 at 2:57 PM

      Well first I'd read a book. Get Spike to help me practice a new spell. Read a book. Pick up the cupcakes I ordered from Sugar Cube Corner. Make sure Pinkie didn't put any surprises in them. Read a book. Help Rainbow Dash set up a obstacle course for a stunt show. Read a book. Help AJ get her sister and the other CMCs out of a giant ball of tree sap. (I don't even want to know.) Read a book. Meet Fluttershy and Rarity at the spa. Read a book. Clean up the Library only to mess it up again while searching for that book I just now decided I had to find and read. Write a Friendship Report to Princess Celestia. Put Spike to bed. Then go to sleep while reading a good book.

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    68. Muff_Muff94August 26, 2011 at 3:00 PM

      1: headbang to CoB - Needled 24/7
      2: ???
      3: profit

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    69. TelofyAugust 26, 2011 at 3:17 PM

      Use my awesome magics to get Twilight back. Equestria without Twilight would be only 20% as much fun.

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    70. banjo2EAugust 26, 2011 at 3:19 PM

      Retrieve arms from Spike.

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    71. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 3:20 PM

      It depends... Do I have her memories in addition to my own?

      If so, I would start a small rebellion in Ponyville, twisting words and knowledge to make Celestia out to be a worse pony than she is. The resistance movement would start small. Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Rarity would all join if I was lucky, but pressure would cause others to join, eventually making a formidable resistance.

      Unavoidably, Celestia WOULD hear about this, and would send out her guards to squash this new rebellion, or at the least find out why we're doing this and what our demands are. We would not answer to her.

      The rebellion would have to spread out to make sure that if one group is discovered, not everyone is compromised at once. Fluttershy, Applejack and myself in Ponyville, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Pinkie Pie in another area, possibly Canterlot (If Canterlot, Rarity would take over for the Ponyville group). From there, we could cut the group up more to spread into other areas (Out of the mane 6, I would only trust Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Twilight Sparkle to lead a rebellion, but outside ponies could lead also if they proved they could do it).

      We'd start to spread propaganda, and we would start stockpiling illegal goods such as weapons in secret areas in Ponyville. Celestia would be forced to spread propaganda of her own at the same time.

      We would become a growing worry as our numbers grew, and even though she might not want to, Celestia would have to start enforcing her military force in the most populated cities, including Equestria and Ponyville. Inevitably, some of our groups would be discovered. Whether through accidental clues we left, traitors or sheer dumb luck. However, we would succeed in overthrowing Celestia, eventually.

      ... And that's how Equestria was made!

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    72. OverkilliusAugust 26, 2011 at 3:23 PM

      I go downstairs to the lab in my library and check EqD. I see this page, but I get excited about the countdown for season 2 instead of making an ACTUAL Comment.

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    73. MuthesquirrelAugust 26, 2011 at 3:24 PM

      Write a letter to Celestia about it.

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    74. IgnaesiaAugust 26, 2011 at 3:35 PM

      Panic and freak out, end up a basket case because none of the other ponies believe i'm not actually Twilight

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    75. C4-HertzAugust 26, 2011 at 3:48 PM

      Read a book, read a book, read a m*ther f*ckin' book
      Then work on magically deducing what is best ship

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    76. AxquirixAugust 26, 2011 at 3:50 PM

      I would go looking for a spell to find out where the real Twilight Sparkle is. By which, of course, I mean I'd get Spike to look for it for me.

      Then, if getting Twilight back isn't a terribly pressing concern, I'd generally have fun of the I'm-a-magical-pony-yay-yay-happy-happy kind. Then go on some sort of magical adventure to feel great.

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    77. thps48August 26, 2011 at 4:09 PM

      POOT TELEPORT HERE!

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    78. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 4:22 PM

      Explode twice thus opening a rip in the fabric of time&space, I'll travel to an alternate universe

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    79. AlyeskabirdAugust 26, 2011 at 4:31 PM

      Honestly?
      FIrst, YES YES YES YES YES! As some had said before, like in THe Cutie Mark cronicals.
      second, send a letter to Celestia explaining things as best I could and asking for help.
      three, let Rarity make me a dress, enjoy the time togeather for what it is.
      four, Spend some time with Dash, let her show off for me, if she wants, and tell her how much I enjoy her flying.
      five, visit Applejack at the farm, talk with her a while. Perhaps even help, if I am capable. Theres allways work at a farm.
      Six, visit Fluttershy, tell her how much I like her, and help her with her critters.
      Seven, Pinkie Pie party! Well really, come on now, that is something that must be experenced!
      eaight Turn myself in to Celestia, tell her everything I know, and ask if there was a way I could stay as well as bringing Twi back.
      I know, I see a lot of folks talking about doing the wild thing, but honestly, at my age, there are more important things to do first. Love can come later.

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    80. FerenceAugust 26, 2011 at 4:39 PM

      Find Rarity, Applejack,Fluttershy, and Roseluck. Become a five-way polyship.

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    81. ProginoskesAugust 26, 2011 at 4:39 PM

      I'm probably pretty similar to Twilight in that I feel I can't properly answer the question without more information. Am I:
      a: in Ponyville with Twilight's skills and first-person memories? (Freak out, alert everyone, then research how to bring Twilight back (ponifying myself optional. If it's a swap and swapping back is relatively simple, I wouldn't futz with making myself a place in Equestria).)
      b: in the "real world" with Twilight's skills and memories? (Freak out, then enjoy being a magic pony. I'd assume I somehow became a Twiclone.)
      c: as "a", but with Twi herself as a passenger? (As "a", but with extra freaking out.)
      d: as "b", but with Twi as a passenger? (Freak out, freak out some more, then try to get the both of us to Equestria to pull in the magical Big Guns.)
      e: as "a", but without Twi's experience to lean on? (Panic-induced catatonia, then as "a".)
      f: as "b" etc. (panic about being a danger to everyone around me, then (assuming I develop some skill and control) as "b".)
      g: as "a", "c", or "e", but on Improbable Island instead of in Ponyville? (Cases "g(a)" and "g(e)" would be more like "b" and "f". For case "g(c)" I would enlist the aid of more mystically-inclined Contestants to sort things out, and if Twi was still on the scene after her gaining independence, help her get home.)

      I could go on, but I think you get the idea.

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    82. Mr.MooMooAugust 26, 2011 at 4:43 PM

      Marvel at my beautiful mane.

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    83. fredericAugust 26, 2011 at 5:55 PM

      READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK!

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    84. SeleeniumAugust 26, 2011 at 6:46 PM

      MAKE MYSELF THE SAME BUTTERFLY WINGS RARITY HAS!
      ...or simply take her hot air balloon and go on an adventure with Spike.

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    87. Doc SteedlyAugust 26, 2011 at 7:10 PM

      Upona waking up I feel the weird sensation of being comepletely different. It's an odd sensation but I find it oddly comfortable. I slide out from under the covers and examine my strange surroundings, taking note of the simplicity of the room I now inhabit. Slow I rub my eyes with what I find to be a lavender hoof. My eyes go wide and I freeze. I look around to find a mirror to run to. I stumble and trip, falling face first onto the floor. I look back groaning to see a small sleeping dragon in a basket. I smile with much giddiness. Regaining my foo... Hoofing... I trot over to the mirror. My face explodes with excitement when I see the face of a lavender unicorn staring back at me. I bring a hoof to my my cheek and rub gently. Then I clop my face a little, it hurt a bit but now I know I am not dreaming. I start jumping up and down screaming "YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!" I stop abruptly remembering that the little dragon is sleeping only a few feet from me.Slowly I hooftip out of the room whilst the little dragon grumbles "Please Princess Rarity, May I have this dance." I can not help but smile as I slowly close the door behind me. Then I stumble and fall helplessly down the stairs. I pry myself up and stand wobbly on all fours again. I smile weakly as my stomach growls. Hesitantly I walk out the door trying to think about what I am forgetting. After taking a few steps outside I remember. "SPIKE! I should leave him a note and a few bits." I trot back into the library and look for a quill and parchment. Holding the parchment I find on a desk in my mouth I am daft at how to work my newfound horn. I peruse the library looking for a book on magic use. I find " 'Using Your Horn' For Foals" and laugh. 'Good start,' I think to myself. Studying the pages, I look over basic levitation and writing. With alot of work and concentration I foal-scratch a simple note for Spike. After that I drop the quill and trot out of the library. I step outside and breath a deep breath of Equestria's fresh air. I sigh and gaze around for Sugarcube Corner. Thank The Makers it was close and in plain sight. Off to sugarcube. I poke me head into the door, greet the ponies already there with a "Good Morning." I smile cheerfully. The smells wafting through the store made my stomach grow once more. I grin with embarassment.

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    88. Doc SteedlyAugust 26, 2011 at 7:11 PM

      Everypony stares at ne for a moment, least until Mrs. Cake walks out to start taking orders. Patiently I awate my turn, as in patiently I mean I was hopping around the displays looking at all of the goodies salivating and wondering how good they taste. Finally It is my turn and I order the one thing that I could not take my eyes off of. A single muffin labled rootbeer and spice. Mrs. Cake looks at me wide-eyed. "What I love rootbeer. Ever tried it?" Mrs. Cake laughs and she gives me the muffin and I smell it. The smell through my new pony nose is wonderful. I grin and take a small little nibble. *OUT OF NOWHERE PINKIE PIE IN MY FACE* "HEY YOU KNOW WHAT, I MAKE ONE EVERYDAY AND I ALWAYS END UP SADLY THROWING IT AWAY. NOPONY WILL EVEN TRY THEM. I GET SOO SAD AND I DON'T LIKE THROWING THEM AWAY BUT YOU TRIED IT, I NEVER DIDHOWDOYOULIKETHEM? HUHUHUHUH!?" I smile after taking a satisfactory bite. "Yes it's delicious." Pinkie Pie takes a deep breath and yells "Hi" very loudly. At that same brief moment AJ walks into the store and cringes at the ear attack from Pinkie.Pinkie stops her assault and AJ sighs. "Hey Apple Jack." I greet her. "You have to try this muffin. Its wonderful." I neglect to tell her what kind it is until she takes a bite. A smile dons her face as I tell her what it is. "She looks at me with shock. "Y'know, Pinkie has been tryin' to git me to eat one of these here muffins for a long while. Ya' know what. They are mighty tasty. Ahm a might sorry I did not try them b'fore." I finish what was left an smile with my cheeks puffed with muffin. "NYA! FANKS FINKIE!" I trot outside. And take off towards Carousel Boutique. FInding Rarity not home I contemplate where she could be located. I 'AHAH' at the thought of the spa. After asking directions from a few confused ponies I gallop off towards the spa.Pokijng my head into the front door. Aloe greets me with a small amount of confusion as she smiles and walks me towards the back room. Where I am greeted by Fluttershy and Rarity. An awkwardly standing Rainbow Dash stood off in the corner covered in some kind of muddy goop. Aloe pushes me into a bath and starts to scrub me everywhere, and I do mean EVERYWHERE. After a few gasps and a giggle here and there I am yanked out of the shower and thrown into the mud tubs with Rarity and Fluttershy. After a skin crawling moment in the scolding hot mud. After an hour relaxing in mud a familiar voice trails down the hall. Rartiy looks at me expectantly and then towards the door. Twilight Sparkle bursts through the door and gallops over to me. Her face beaming with as much excitement as mine did when I first woke up. She shouts with joy as her clone was successfully created and alive. I gulp... but under the circumstances. I thank the makes I am who I am... A pony. Based off of the bestest pony in the universe. What is even more awesome... I still get to hang out with the REAL Twilight Sparkle! YES! Life Is now the BEST!

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    89. Axl_DarkAugust 26, 2011 at 7:40 PM

      would freak out then just kinda roll with it because i WAS rainbow dash after all...then i would totally just reserch the FUCK out of magic and find some way to A) bring my magic to the real world B) find Twi in my body and take her back to Equestria so she can teach me magic and get her body back C) help all of humanity with my magic and end world suffuring. LIKE A BAWS. then spend my summers in Equestria. and no shipping. probably.

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    90. Axl_DarkAugust 26, 2011 at 7:55 PM

      @Doc Steely
      dude just write the goddamn fic already! dont spam up the comments! i liked the rainbow dash one better though.

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    91. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 8:45 PM

      Learn basic magical theory.
      Learn 1st level attack spell.
      Teleport to some random location of countryside or better yet, a quarry.
      Turn off the limiter and see what this pony can do.

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    92. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 9:12 PM

      Touch myself.

      With magic.

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    93. Rodrigo ManceraAugust 26, 2011 at 9:32 PM

      Learn all I can about magic.
      And then go in a magic frenzy and destroy half equestria with overwhelming magic power!

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    94. Ryuen TranAugust 26, 2011 at 9:44 PM

      LEARN MOAR MAGICKS~ *Whipcrack*

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    95. RuneAugust 26, 2011 at 10:58 PM

      Hmmm....

      1. Learn all about the Elements of Harmony and use them to develop a method of magic that any pony can use, even non-unicorns.

      2. Study and discover the secret of the Cutie Marks, and how they work.

      3. While doing that, discover what makes an alicorn- are they only of one bloodline? Do they happen naturally? How do they work?

      4. Make Spike clean up the library from all the books I've left out.

      5. Work on time travel and temporal magic. Hey, with this kind of power, I've gotta do something valuable with it. And maybe I can figure out how to live forever! ;)

      Mmm... that's good. Once I'm immortal, I'll have all the time in Equestria to find other fun things to do. I'll of course share the secret with my friends. Probably I'll slip the magic dust in their coffee though- no messy explanations. *grins*

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    96. DemetriusAugust 26, 2011 at 11:23 PM

      1. Go to the Canterlot library.
      2. Find a book on mind-expanding magic.
      3. Study it carefully using Twilight's reading comprehension ability.
      4. Use knowledge gained to more efficiently study.
      5. Repeat steps 1-4 ad nauseum
      6. Speed-read my way through every Grimoire and spellbook ever written
      7. Surpass every unicorn who's ever lived in knowledge and magical ability
      8. Take over ze world

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    97. Nova25August 26, 2011 at 11:49 PM

      Craft the most powerful artefact possible, through all the magical accumulated knowledge I have and could find and with the high-tech laboratory in the basement.

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    98. TrixterAugust 27, 2011 at 12:47 AM

      1. Practice her magic powers.
      2. Look for a powerful magic artifact.
      3. Befriend a Puppet and an eccentric young filly and her family.
      4. Wish for World Domination.

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    99. TrixterAugust 27, 2011 at 4:44 AM

      I will just smile creepily.

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    100. Emil BjörnfotAugust 27, 2011 at 8:57 AM

      BRONY COLA

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    101. kawolineAugust 27, 2011 at 2:01 PM

      use magic to read all those darn books she has
      then tell pinkie to host a party at my house (which spike will be forced to clean) chill with fluttershy, chill with rarity and talk about boys and whatnot, take some of rainbow dashes dna back home with me, hmmm oh! and span celestia with tons of little notes
      and probably turn into a villian and use my magic for evil ish things

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    102. BladecutterAugust 27, 2011 at 2:38 PM

      Twilight Sparkle.

      And then Celestia. And then Rainbow Dash. Then Luna.

      ... What? I'm perfectly sane.

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    103. Lectro DubAugust 27, 2011 at 5:02 PM

      Well if I were actually Twilight Sparkle, I couldn't really do anything that Twilight herself wouldn't do. But if I could, I'd totally abuse my magic! :3

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    104. HeiAugust 27, 2011 at 5:20 PM

      sET FIRE TO EVERYTHING> :l

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    105. Darth Pickley (billy)August 27, 2011 at 8:35 PM

      I perform a topological survey of the Diamond Dogs' tunnels.

      Suddenly, Spike is kidnapped by Derpy Hooves to be used in order to instantly send messages to far-off regions of Equestria.

      I need to find another dragon egg from the evergreen forest to exchange for his release.

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    106. KillKattAugust 28, 2011 at 12:57 AM

      Kiss The Great And Powerful Trixie

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    107. Commodore ZAugust 28, 2011 at 3:46 PM

      Rainbow Dash. That's what I'd do.

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    108. KellethAugust 29, 2011 at 10:51 AM

      Read! And then send spam to Celestia xD

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    109. PwniesRuleAugust 29, 2011 at 5:17 PM

      Ask Princess celestia if I am actually her daughter and luna's the father. :3

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    110. roushguySeptember 8, 2011 at 12:28 PM

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    111. roushguySeptember 8, 2011 at 1:42 PM

      Well, panic a bit at the fact that I'm a female pony, a bit more since I'm lavender, and a bit more since I have a horn. Immediately send a letter explaining everything to Celestia, and once she arrives, ask her if I can have my own pony body, preferably being a male pegasus pony.

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    112. WingmanOctober 5, 2011 at 5:46 PM

      wonder about the sudden gender/species change, read alot of books, try to cast magic spell to get my body (with twilights mind im assuming) into ponyville, swap bodys, talk to twilight and laugh at experience, and go out and make a house for my own (ive always wanted to make a small cottage or house by scratch maybe in the woods or open plains)

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    113. HappyThoughtsNovember 13, 2012 at 2:46 AM

      I'll go crazy yet again! It's not overdone, nope, no way! It's funny and memorable, so why not drive it straight into the ground and into the Earth's outer core? Maybe after that, I'll pull off a spell or two, which will undoubtedly backfire with unforeseen repercussions such as breaking Rainbow Dash's wings or bringing a human into Equestria. Soon after I'll go home and send a report on what I learned for the day to Celestia, who will be happy that I am still furthering my studies on friendship and my social skills.

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    114. MaxsworldOfficialAugust 14, 2022 at 11:17 PM

      A man of culture, I see. Well then...
      G u n .

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