Kick ass with my magic! I mean, I can practically do anything I want now. Like... find my way back to Earth so I can see what Twilight, who is now in my body, is doing.
I would become a parasprite to trixie with all my magic i know and make her feel jealously wallow in her own shame and make her become weak and i would come back to normal and wait for season2 to come out.....derp.
Botch a Teleport Spell, Play with Nyx, Do magic, Play with Nyx, Read some books, Play with Nyx, and uhhh...Play with Nyx? Oh, and, cast a spell that puts everypony in socks.
Learn some basic magic theory and spells first, wouldn't want to try it and cause trouble for some ponies.
Then see about contacting the actual Twilight in whatever form she may have wound up in. Of course, I would return her body when that was figured out, though hope to stay in Equestria in some capacity.
These are of course just the major goals :p I'm sure I'd get around to the following during all that...
- Test my new taste-buds and hope grass suddenly is much more appetizing.
- Play around with my magic like a silly filly.
- Get to know Twi's friends even better :D
- Maybe get to know one of Twi's friends even more ^.~
- Work on dimension hopping spell for going between our planet and theirs.
Wonder why my cutie mark is glowing along with my eyes. I mean, that doesn't normally happen when I cast magic, does it? Maybe I can find something about in one of my books...
Jump around going yes yes yes yes yes yea Calm down and read some books mainly history and spell books Give Spike his beard Make friends with Luna Prank the entire town no pony would see it coming Read some more Find Trxie become friends, enlist her help in some more epic magical pranking And read some books
So I'm Twilight Sparkle now. I was kind of enjoying being Rainbow Dash. I haven't had that good a sleep in weeks.
Well anyway, I'd go read some books. I'm a bit curious to see what was in that Sleepover guide. Knowing Twilight, It would be very specific up to falling trees.
Then maybe have a sandwich. I want to find out if my tastes change with each body. If so, Being Pinkie Pie is going to be very interesting.
let me see, if I am twilight, I would necessarily think like twilight too. So I would do whatever twilight would do. So statistically speaking I would either a) read a book and study magic or b) get involved in something crazy which would somehow end up teaching me a valuable lesson about friendship.
Teleport everywhere instead of walking, legs are for chumps, also see what happens if you teleport inside somepony, will they explode? and if so, can they explode again?
Hangout with Princess Celestia because she would be my idol! :D
Unless I'm still myself in Twilight's body, in which case I would hug Pinkie Pie because she's my favorite ; w ; I'd still want to meet Celestia in person though!
1) Explain my happiness with the only suitable exclamation for the event: YESYESYESYESYES!!!!!
2) Figure out how this magic stuff works, most importantly, just how long _am_ I going to be Twilight Sparkle?
3a) If I'm only going to get to be 'The Best Pony' for a limited amount of time, I will make sure that Spike will send a pair of letters to Princess Celestia, one right after the other. The first shall read "Dear Princess Celestia, is your clock running?" and the second will be, "Then you had better go catch it!"
3b) If instead it looks like I am to be stuck as 'The Best Pony', I will most likely be sending a letter to Princess Celestia about what happened, beg for forgiveness, and ask for help in getting Twilight back into her body, and me into some sort of magicked up pony body, thus keeping the Elements of Harmony intact, and me getting to stay in Equestria as a pony.
@Radimir Are you always the second person to reply nowadays?
@Twilight Sparkle Yes, yes you are.
@ somebrony who wants to develop a taste for grass, Bertie Bots Every-Flavor Beans DO exist, and the grass flavor is quite good. Don't eat the dirt flavor, or vomit, or earwax. They aren't lying when they say what the flavor is.
Er... being confused? Yesterday I was Rainbow Dash, today I'm Twilight? Okay... I think, I'll wait until I'm Fluttershy.
While I'm waiting I'll play around with my magic. Teleport instead of walking (but I miss flying...), give everypony (and dragon, and griffon...) a moustache, evolving into Rapidash...
Maybe I'll send weird messages to Celestia, just to watch the reaction. "Dear Princess Celestia, I think I'm pregnant. And YOU are the father!"
Teleport all my stuff from my old house to my new house so i don't have to spend all darn weekend moving it. Ugh Then let Rarity know of my true feeling for her. Maybe nothing will come of it, but it's worth a try.
Force Spike to do demeaning tasks that I could easily do myself with magic instead. Hmmm, guess that's already what she does all day.
Okay. I'd make a book fortress of knowledge, built by me (but actually built by Spike). Then I would ponynap my friends and force them to act out deranged fanfics.
Drop the geek personality! LIKE A BOSS Prove to everyone that i'm a drinking critic! LIKE A BOSS TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA! LIKE A BOSS BE Overpowered! LIKE A BOSS
Troll Spike into doing stupid things and then feel bad afterward. After that, hit up Celestia and be like "Yo I need some help here" and in the end stay Twilight because the real Twilight got me stuck in an asylum and ruined my life.
Hmm...what spells do I know without twilight's memories?
"Darkness beyond Twilight Crimson beyond blood that flows Buried in the flow of time In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness Let all the fools who stand in our way be destroyed by the power you and I possess!"
First, SQEE! I'm one of my two most favorite ponies.
Two, freak out. I'm in the body of a magically powerful unicorn, with no idea how to control her power. (Picture a classic Twilight freak out here.)
Three, assuming my freakout didn't turn Spike into cactus or something, write to Celestia and ask for help.
Four, while waiting for Celestia's reply, ask Spike to find a book on Magic 101, and start reading, and then send him to get Rarity for advice on controlling powers.
Last, hope nothing wacky happens while I wait for Celestia to get back to me. (Yes, I know I'm doomed at this point, but I can hope, right?)
Well the first thing i do is READ A BOOK! (Like a boss) MEET SOME PONIES! (Like a boss) MAKE SOME FRIENDS! (Like a boss) LEARN SOME MAGIC! (Like a boss) STUDY FRIENDSHIP! (Like a boss) HAVE A SLEEPOVER! (Like a boss) WINTER WRAP UP! (Like a boss) SORT IT OUT! (Like a boss) STUDY PINKIE PIE! (Like a boss) MAKES NO SENSE! (Like a boss) NOT THE DOOZY! (Like a boss) LIGHT ON FIRE! (Like a boss) GO TO THE GALA! (Like a boss) MEET THE PRINCESS! (Like a boss) WORST NIGHT EVER! (Like a boss) SEND SOME LETTERS! (Like a boss) so yeah, thats what I'd do...
1) Nerdgasm (a.k.a. "YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES") 2) Go find as many of the other mane 6 as I can to go have lunch or dinner with. And yes, I'd bring Spike too.
If I was Twilight, than she'd be me. That means she'd be using her considerable brain power to determine how this whole thing happened.
Meanwhile, I'd just try to go and visit everyone. After explaining the situation carefully, of course. I'm not an idiot, I've read body-swap stories before.
1. Try to figure out why I am now Twilight Sparkle. Something must have happened while I was making out with her in Rainbow Dash's body. 2. Explore alternate dimensions. 3. Make it home in time to write my very own letter to Princess Celestia. 4. Bump into Rainbow Dash and suffer some awkward silence.
Use my magic to take over Equestria, and allow the remaining members of the mane six to either live their wildest dreams or help me rule over my new land. Also, expect Princess Celestia to be banished to the sun and Luna will become my second in command.
1. Be in shock from the change. 2. Question why I was just Rainbow Dash and now I'm Twilight. 3. Wonder if TWILIGHT is now Rainbow Dash. 4. Play with magic after figuring out how it works. 5. Convince Spike I'm not Twilight so he can help me find a spell to stop the swaps. 6. Do the staring in the mirror thing for a while again until spell is found. Being a pony is a weird thing to get used to.
1. This is awesome. 2. Do teh magics. 3. GO find Trixie because everyone likes Twixie. 4. Send spam to Princess Celestia. 5. Go to Canterlot and meet Celestia. Call her a troll and a tyrant. Say Luna did it. 6. Spend 1000 years on the moon with Luna (who is best pony). 7. Twiluna for a thousand years. 8. Get off moon 1000 years later.
1. Afraid of that Im female now 2. Cast a spell to able to stay in Equestria Forever ^^ 3. Wait to the time when I can cast some awesome magic like the Elements of Harmony with my Friends ^^
Call Spike and tell him that there's a problem with his father back in 1982, then proceed to cast a spell that makes him think he's in the 80's, then watch spike run frantically around ponyville.
@Twilight Sparkle It would be a bit strange if you did, would it not?
As for me -- unless I somehow gained Twi's skill with magic, the only thing to do would be to get in touch with Celestia ASAP, tell her everything, and then have her transform me back. And then let her get down to finding her lost student.
But if I gained Twi's magical skill one way or another? I'd cast a few harmless spells just to see what it felt like. I mean, come on, I'd have real magic! How could I turn an opportunity like that down?
Oh, that would be entirely entertaining. And a lot less fatal than suddenly realizing you're a pegasus flying at high speed without knowing how those wings work!
Oooh, definitely try to figure out my way around Ponyville! Settle in.. and probably hope to help poor Twilight out.
@Tassadaritze Darn it, you beat me to it! Oh well, what'd I do since someone beat me to the rebel against Celestia? Find a way to become a Nightmare Moon-esque pony THEN rebel against Celestia
Not use any bucking magic, because then I'd mess up. If there is anything the lore has taught me it is that Twilight sucks at her calling in life, and if *I* tried to do it it would be worse. Any exorcising of humans from Twilight would have to be done by someone more competent, such as Pinkie Pie.
Construct several weapon caches in Equestria in case everything goes Fallout: Equestria. I gotta arm Lilpip somehow and bullets and guns are the gifts that keep on giving.
Another universe, and I'm conveniently in a library? Read the crap out of Equestria's super-advanced theories of existence, combine with knowledge of Earth's theoretical physics, and get slightly closer to a unified theory of everything. LIKE A BOSS Because being Twilight and myself at the same time would equal genius squared.
Work with Princess Celestia on a spell to re-create Nightmare moon in the body of a young, innocent filly which I would then adopt and raise as my own daughter.I'd keep Celestia in the loop as to ehr progress the entire time, just in case.
Scream so loud out of geeky joy of being my fav pony that only dogs can hear it. Then play with some magick! Make use of that teleport spell or try to use FIRE spells! =D
immediately have a stroke and die due to the excitement, then magic myself back to life and do nothing but hang out with Pinkie and Derpy for the rest of forever.
Have spike get me every book and then put them back. Give him a moustache, he'll be like "All right!" and then I'll give him curly pit hair and he'll be all "Ewwww, this won't be attractive to Rarity, Twilight!" then I'll go to Zecora's and start a rhyme battle. Then I'll visit Pinkie Pie, hope to be her next, and give her magic spring hooves so she bounces WAY higher.
Find my human body, promptly make a unicorn body, give Twilight back her body and brain hop into the new body. Next, give the inanimate human body to Pinkamina for some exotic ingredients.
Learn to control my magic powers! then i'll teleport myself from earth to ponyville and transform myself into a colt. Then swap bodies and hit on Twilight like crazy hahaha
Ohh ohh! and also.... get in the tallest part of Ponyville and yell at everyone "Everypony on this town is CRAZY!" and then swap bodies :P And have some fun with the Mane6 =D
Look down, read the spell she just cast, then look to the left and read the checklist of rules and tasks she left for whoever ended up in her body, then make Spike do it all.
1. Once again freak out over my sudden lack of humanness and maleness. 2. Check out that library. There's gotta be some good stuff in there. 3. Realize that whatever I say is in Tara Strong's voice. 4. Exploit that realization to the fullest. 5. Mess up a spell that lands my old body (with Twilight's mind) in Equestria. 6. Hijinks. 7. ???? 8. Profit, and maybe a nice cottage in Hoofington once the whole "swapped body" thing is resolved.
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Try to cast a spell, transport everybody to my favourite TV series or video game universe.
Cast magic missle.
Freak out because I haven't been Pinkie yet. Then ask books to do magic and make everything bigger and eight?
YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Oh, and also search out Trixie for the obvious impending Twixie shipping.
Kick ass with my magic! I mean, I can practically do anything I want now. Like... find my way back to Earth so I can see what Twilight, who is now in my body, is doing.
research and do spells.
spent a little twixie time, admiring princess celestia and final read all books i can get my hooves on
Spam Princess Celestia with pithy reports on my social life.
Anyone notice the Twitter feed cuts off in just the right place?
"@EquestriaDaily: You Are Now Twilight Sparkle: What do you do?Read more »"
It literally answers the question for you.
Transform myself back to normal.
Im pretty sure there is some spell to travel 22 days forward in time...
Am I exempt from answering this?
I would become a parasprite to trixie with all my magic i know and make her feel jealously wallow in her own shame and make her become weak and i would come back to normal and wait for season2 to come out.....derp.
Engage in group teleporting shenanigans.
Alternately, engage in alternate dimension exploring shenanigans.
Liberate Equestria from Celestia's hands. Not to mention building a giant airplane.
I'd get a little Raritavia Sparkle action going, if you know what I mean >.>
In all seriousness, find the spell that will get my body to Ponyville and reswap bodies. Then it's time to hit the books and possible troll Celestia.
Try to get fire mane and tail with ought raging (that was cool).
Use ze magics to become Fluttershy.
Plan new adventures to mess with Hasbro's season 2
Pinkie Pie. Of course. It doesn't matter what pony I am. The answer is Pinkie Pie.
Botch a Teleport Spell, Play with Nyx, Do magic, Play with Nyx, Read some books, Play with Nyx, and uhhh...Play with Nyx?
Oh, and, cast a spell that puts everypony in socks.
Try a spell, screw it up, adventure begins.
Fail some spells up in this bitch
My name is Twilight Sparkle.
I'm here to make friends and hit books.
And I'm all outta books.
Make a bunch of internet references and watch only Pinkie, Dash, and Doctor Whoof get them.
And then deprive Seth of Twixie by banishing her somehow.
/HUZZAH becomes Twilight's favourite word
Learn some basic magic theory and spells first, wouldn't want to try it and cause trouble for some ponies.
Then see about contacting the actual Twilight in whatever form she may have wound up in. Of course, I would return her body when that was figured out, though hope to stay in Equestria in some capacity.
These are of course just the major goals :p I'm sure I'd get around to the following during all that...
- Test my new taste-buds and hope grass suddenly is much more appetizing.
- Play around with my magic like a silly filly.
- Get to know Twi's friends even better :D
- Maybe get to know one of Twi's friends even more ^.~
- Work on dimension hopping spell for going between our planet and theirs.
>Overthrow Celestia
>TwiLuna
>????
>Profit
Give myself wings!
Be awesome.
Learn magic.
Defeat the princesses.
Take over the world.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Slap Spike around.
I'd turn myself back into Rainbow Dash, because that was SO AWESOME!
Wish I was Rainbow Dash again, screw magic, flying is more fun.
DA MAGICKS
Wonder why my cutie mark is glowing along with my eyes. I mean, that doesn't normally happen when I cast magic, does it? Maybe I can find something about in one of my books...
SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!
Panic
Jump around going yes yes yes yes yes yea
Calm down and read some books mainly history and spell books
Give Spike his beard
Make friends with Luna
Prank the entire town no pony would see it coming
Read some more
Find Trxie become friends, enlist her help in some more epic magical pranking
And read some books
do some magic and make a huge explosion
Mess up a teleportation spell :P
I would go YES YES YES *See cutie mark Chronicles*
then study a ton of magic and cast a few spells.
Why the same thing we do every night, Pinkie.
Try to take over the world!
So I'm Twilight Sparkle now. I was kind of enjoying being Rainbow Dash. I haven't had that good a sleep in weeks.
Well anyway, I'd go read some books. I'm a bit curious to see what was in that Sleepover guide. Knowing Twilight, It would be very specific up to falling trees.
Then maybe have a sandwich. I want to find out if my tastes change with each body. If so, Being Pinkie Pie is going to be very interesting.
let me see, if I am twilight, I would necessarily think like twilight too. So I would do whatever twilight would do. So statistically speaking I would either a) read a book and study magic or b) get involved in something crazy which would somehow end up teaching me a valuable lesson about friendship.
Begin TwiDash.
TeleportTeleportTeleportTeleportTeleportTeleport, then get bored of teleporting.
Teleport everywhere instead of walking, legs are for chumps, also see what happens if you teleport inside somepony, will they explode? and if so, can they explode again?
The science must still be done.
READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MUTHABUCKIN BOOK!
Befriend Luna!
Then order 100 muffins from Pinkie aaaand do some TwiLuna at da TREE.
Rainbow Dash!
Im pleasantly surprised and shocked that nopony has suggested this yet!
Duplication spell, begin the twi/twi shipping!
Blind people.....with SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash
@MedicShy
I didn't even know people shipped that. ._.;
Get with Princess Luna, of course. Then read lots of books together and live together in a book-heaven of love, cuddles and bookmarks.
@Octavia
What you said.
Hangout with Princess Celestia because she would be my idol! :D
Unless I'm still myself in Twilight's body, in which case I would hug Pinkie Pie because she's my favorite ; w ; I'd still want to meet Celestia in person though!
Turn into a beautiful spider.
I would use my newfound talent thingamajiggy of magic to turn myself into Rarity. Then, I would be the most fashionable pony EVER, what else?
I dunno what I'd do, but that's a freaking awesome image!
Do a bunch of research so I can find out how to make myself an Alicorn.
Find out whatever I'm meant to do, do that thing. Then leap again, hoping that my next one will be the leap home.
1) Explain my happiness with the only suitable exclamation for the event: YESYESYESYESYES!!!!!
2) Figure out how this magic stuff works, most importantly, just how long _am_ I going to be Twilight Sparkle?
3a) If I'm only going to get to be 'The Best Pony' for a limited amount of time, I will make sure that Spike will send a pair of letters to Princess Celestia, one right after the other. The first shall read "Dear Princess Celestia, is your clock running?" and the second will be, "Then you had better go catch it!"
3b) If instead it looks like I am to be stuck as 'The Best Pony', I will most likely be sending a letter to Princess Celestia about what happened, beg for forgiveness, and ask for help in getting Twilight back into her body, and me into some sort of magicked up pony body, thus keeping the Elements of Harmony intact, and me getting to stay in Equestria as a pony.
@Dit
The internet my friend you have won it.
Squee, and be awesome. XD
CHAOS INCARNATE, CHAOS INCARNATE!
Also...
Rarity is turned into a squid for being prettier then me.
Rainbow glows everytime she moves, making her twenty percent cooler by magical means.
Pinkie teleports now leave behind cupcakes and muffins, Derpy has a field day with chasing her around.
Victimize Fluttershy with magic into does something uncomfortable.
Applejack will be given thirty million hats like her own.
I would cast a spell to turn everyone on the planet into a Pokemon, with me turning into a Floatzel, because I LOVE Floatzels!
Rebel against Celestia, starting The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
"Why does this keep happening to me?!"
I do magic. Not sure what else.
Wonder why i couldn't be rainbow dash again
>Retrieve hooves from bookshelf
@Radimir
Are you always the second person to reply nowadays?
@Twilight Sparkle
Yes, yes you are.
@ somebrony who wants to develop a taste for grass, Bertie Bots Every-Flavor Beans DO exist, and the grass flavor is quite good.
Don't eat the dirt flavor, or vomit, or earwax. They aren't lying when they say what the flavor is.
Look in the mirror. Too sexy not to.
1. Yell "yesyeayesyesyesyesyesyesyes!"
2. Read ALL the books!
3. DO ALL THE THINGS! -with magic
4. Repeat forever as the best pony.
It would be time to make... DA MAGICS.
harvest apples
Er... being confused? Yesterday I was Rainbow Dash, today I'm Twilight? Okay... I think, I'll wait until I'm Fluttershy.
While I'm waiting I'll play around with my magic. Teleport instead of walking (but I miss flying...), give everypony (and dragon, and griffon...) a moustache, evolving into Rapidash...
Maybe I'll send weird messages to Celestia, just to watch the reaction.
"Dear Princess Celestia,
I think I'm pregnant. And YOU are the father!"
... Or something like that.
Teleport everywhere in a short amount of time, and then forget I can teleport in much more dire situations.
Let's see, the first this I'd do is...
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/18616
i would use...DA MAGICKS!
Use magic to make a portal to earth.
Teleport all my stuff from my old house to my new house so i don't have to spend all darn weekend moving it. Ugh
Then let Rarity know of my true feeling for her. Maybe nothing will come of it, but it's worth a try.
Take up karate in Rainbow Dash's dojo. Read a book. Turn into a jet. You know, this and that.
1. Find Luna
2. Hit on Luna
Run around Ponyville pranking everyone by using magic to materialize doors outside their doors, knocking and then running away.
Force Spike to do demeaning tasks that I could easily do myself with magic instead. Hmmm, guess that's already what she does all day.
Okay. I'd make a book fortress of knowledge, built by me (but actually built by Spike). Then I would ponynap my friends and force them to act out deranged fanfics.
Hang out with Rainbow Dash. And do magic. Thats about it.
Seeing as the original Twilight was the only hope of having my situation explained...
I'd make faces.
That's how you get the magic to activate, right?
Drop the geek personality! LIKE A BOSS
Prove to everyone that i'm a drinking critic! LIKE A BOSS
TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA! LIKE A BOSS
BE Overpowered! LIKE A BOSS
Bounce around in a circle going 'YES YES YES' of course. How else am I going to demonstrate how smart I am?
Troll Spike into doing stupid things and then feel bad afterward. After that, hit up Celestia and be like "Yo I need some help here" and in the end stay Twilight because the real Twilight got me stuck in an asylum and ruined my life.
And then there would be TWO Twilight Sparkles.
And then there would be shipping.
SPREAD THE LOVE!
Teleport to ALL the places!
Read "So, you've turned into a pony. A Reference Guide" from the library.
Hmm...what spells do I know without twilight's memories?
"Darkness beyond Twilight
Crimson beyond blood that flows
Buried in the flow of time
In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness
Let all the fools who stand in our way be destroyed
by the power you and I possess!"
Read. Read. Read some more. Then probably go have tea with Fluttershy.
I would go to her parents and hit them for never paying any attention to her.
First, SQEE! I'm one of my two most favorite ponies.
Two, freak out. I'm in the body of a magically powerful unicorn, with no idea how to control her power. (Picture a classic Twilight freak out here.)
Three, assuming my freakout didn't turn Spike into cactus or something, write to Celestia and ask for help.
Four, while waiting for Celestia's reply, ask Spike to find a book on Magic 101, and start reading, and then send him to get Rarity for advice on controlling powers.
Last, hope nothing wacky happens while I wait for Celestia to get back to me. (Yes, I know I'm doomed at this point, but I can hope, right?)
:O => :| => :) => :D "yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes..." => :) => :| => D: "nononononononono Where is Twilight!!!!!"
@Dit You deserve my respect and admiration sir.
Destroy all Equestria MWAHAHAHAHA
1) Try figuring out what is really going on when Pinkie Pie's tail goes all twitchy.
2) When doing so, keep an eye out for a bluish-grey Pegasus pony with a tendency to flake out while in mid-air.
Well the first thing i do is
READ A BOOK! (Like a boss)
MEET SOME PONIES! (Like a boss)
MAKE SOME FRIENDS! (Like a boss)
LEARN SOME MAGIC! (Like a boss)
STUDY FRIENDSHIP! (Like a boss)
HAVE A SLEEPOVER! (Like a boss)
WINTER WRAP UP! (Like a boss)
SORT IT OUT! (Like a boss)
STUDY PINKIE PIE! (Like a boss)
MAKES NO SENSE! (Like a boss)
NOT THE DOOZY! (Like a boss)
LIGHT ON FIRE! (Like a boss)
GO TO THE GALA! (Like a boss)
MEET THE PRINCESS! (Like a boss)
WORST NIGHT EVER! (Like a boss)
SEND SOME LETTERS! (Like a boss)
so yeah, thats what I'd do...
read a book, read a book, read a mothafuckin book
FIGHT HARRY POTTER TO THE DEATH BECAUSE I AM SO MUCH MORE MAGICAL THAN THAT LITTLE BITCH
Find a way to travel through dimensions.
Write a friendship report to Princess Celestia. Hopefully she won't notice the change in style.
Bomb the Russians, then crash into the sun.
... oh yeah, and I would probably make all of Fluttershy's chickens look Scootaloo too. After all, who would suspect Twilight Sparkle? :Evil laugh:
Panic!!!
I am going to post about this when I get home. Took me a half hour to type out yesterdays RBD post. n.n OOOOH I CAN'T WAIT TO THINK ABOUT THIS!!!
Successfully do 10,000 magic tricks and then headbutt every fanfic writer who uses 'twilight screws up a spell' as a plot device!
Wait until I change into another pony which I can do something as and not be questioned.
1) Nerdgasm (a.k.a. "YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES")
2) Go find as many of the other mane 6 as I can to go have lunch or dinner with. And yes, I'd bring Spike too.
Forget reading; it's time to ride that awesome balloon and sing the show intro. :P
If I was Twilight, than she'd be me. That means she'd be using her considerable brain power to determine how this whole thing happened.
Meanwhile, I'd just try to go and visit everyone. After explaining the situation carefully, of course. I'm not an idiot, I've read body-swap stories before.
The usual, time travel.
1. Try to figure out why I am now Twilight Sparkle. Something must have happened while I was making out with her in Rainbow Dash's body.
2. Explore alternate dimensions.
3. Make it home in time to write my very own letter to Princess Celestia.
4. Bump into Rainbow Dash and suffer some awkward silence.
Use my magic to take over Equestria, and allow the remaining members of the mane six to either live their wildest dreams or help me rule over my new land. Also, expect Princess Celestia to be banished to the sun and Luna will become my second in command.
Freak out and cry because I am no longer Dash
mylifeisruined.gif
Wat do?
lol idk
i would hit the books and practice magic.
> Retrieve hooves from drawer.
Get shipped with Trixie. Get shipped with Luna. Read books. The usual.
Still go out and kiss the 5 others.
But I would also try to find all kind of cool magic-stuff.
Teleport everywhere. Walking is for bitches.
Lightning bolt! Lighting bolt! Lightning Bolt!
Get a spell and turn into Luna biatch!
This one would go like this:
1. Be in shock from the change.
2. Question why I was just Rainbow Dash and now I'm Twilight.
3. Wonder if TWILIGHT is now Rainbow Dash.
4. Play with magic after figuring out how it works.
5. Convince Spike I'm not Twilight so he can help me find a spell to stop the swaps.
6. Do the staring in the mirror thing for a while again until spell is found. Being a pony is a weird thing to get used to.
"YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!"
Keep calm and carry on?
Threesome with Luna and Trixie.
Mustaches for everyone.
Hardcore horning action with [NAME REDACTED] and punching dragons to get... Dragon hides.
Teleport bronies into Equestria and get Pinkie Pie to throw a giant party!!!
Accidentally read the ENTIRE LIBRARY.
1. This is awesome.
2. Do teh magics.
3. GO find Trixie because everyone likes Twixie.
4. Send spam to Princess Celestia.
5. Go to Canterlot and meet Celestia. Call her a troll and a tyrant. Say Luna did it.
6. Spend 1000 years on the moon with Luna (who is best pony).
7. Twiluna for a thousand years.
8. Get off moon 1000 years later.
1. Afraid of that Im female now
2. Cast a spell to able to stay in Equestria Forever ^^
3. Wait to the time when I can cast some awesome magic like the Elements of Harmony with my Friends ^^
Call Spike and tell him that there's a problem with his father back in 1982, then proceed to cast a spell that makes him think he's in the 80's, then watch spike run frantically around ponyville.
@Twilight Sparkle It would be a bit strange if you did, would it not?
As for me -- unless I somehow gained Twi's skill with magic, the only thing to do would be to get in touch with Celestia ASAP, tell her everything, and then have her transform me back. And then let her get down to finding her lost student.
But if I gained Twi's magical skill one way or another? I'd cast a few harmless spells just to see what it felt like. I mean, come on, I'd have real magic! How could I turn an opportunity like that down?
I would go find Luna and engage in beyond serious TwiLuna shipping.
1. Write letter to Luna
2. Go sock shopping with Luna
3. Give spike his mustache back
4. Go Back to castle with Luna
5. ???????
6. Profit
I'd try to cast a spell, but end up engulfing Ponyville in a massive atomic fireball and having to beg my mentor to rebuild it.
Oh, that would be entirely entertaining. And a lot less fatal than suddenly realizing you're a pegasus flying at high speed without knowing how those wings work!
Oooh, definitely try to figure out my way around Ponyville! Settle in.. and probably hope to help poor Twilight out.
@Tassadaritze
Darn it, you beat me to it!
Oh well, what'd I do since someone beat me to the rebel against Celestia?
Find a way to become a Nightmare Moon-esque pony THEN rebel against Celestia
Casht a spel, becohme spaiders. HAVNG SpIDrSEcks with BigRed Spidah. Much Muchh Muuh Much Babi Spiders Incuming!
Do the one thing i have ALWAYS wanted to do.
Carpet my entire house with bubble wrap
and jump forever
Troll the fuck out of celestia.
And then some Twixi, FlutterTwi, TwibowDash, RaritySparkle, Pinkie Twi, twapplejack, and so on so forth.
Delete the Human dimension, make a pure white alicorn, then transfer my soul into that alicorn and push Twilight's back to her body.
I am now a pony.
You jelly?
Turned into a magical pony?
Better read a book!
1:Find Trixie
2:Touch horns
3:???
4:Profit!!!
Give spike anything he needs to get a date with Rarity (tux, beard or soul patch, turn him into a pony, etc.)
Start writting letters to Luna
Meet the mane 6 and tell them the truth, get twilight while also staying there myself
Try to visit the Princesses.
And treat Spike to something. Poor little bloke really deserves it.
Read some books, inform Twi's friends on what happened, ask Celly and Luna for help.
Not use any bucking magic, because then I'd mess up. If there is anything the lore has taught me it is that Twilight sucks at her calling in life, and if *I* tried to do it it would be worse. Any exorcising of humans from Twilight would have to be done by someone more competent, such as Pinkie Pie.
DA MAGICKS
Screw up thousands of spells.
Read.
Work on a spell to bet back to Equestria and steal Twilight friends and life
Give Spike a moustache again. He works so hard, there is no reason not to let him have this one little pleasure.
:)
Canonize Twixie.
Be happy.
Find Trixie.
Play a ton of pranks on the two Princesses
Fight Nazis
Trixie.
@Cryptonik
That would be so much bigger and eight.
Trixie ;D.
Write another like a boss parody.
No but seriously, in all honesty I don't know. I guess I'd just try to get back into my own body.
Or get drunk. What? It's Twilight!
Construct several weapon caches in Equestria in case everything goes Fallout: Equestria. I gotta arm Lilpip somehow and bullets and guns are the gifts that keep on giving.
make some friends for once
Another universe, and I'm conveniently in a library? Read the crap out of Equestria's super-advanced theories of existence, combine with knowledge of Earth's theoretical physics, and get slightly closer to a unified theory of everything. LIKE A BOSS Because being Twilight and myself at the same time would equal genius squared.
Work with Princess Celestia on a spell to re-create Nightmare moon in the body of a young, innocent filly which I would then adopt and raise as my own daughter.I'd keep Celestia in the loop as to ehr progress the entire time, just in case.
Enjoy defying the laws of physics and study friendship with the best ponys ever!!=D
See what it's like to eat hay!
Scream so loud out of geeky joy of being my fav pony that only dogs can hear it. Then play with some magick! Make use of that teleport spell or try to use FIRE spells! =D
There's only one thing to do: Read the sh!t out of every book...with magic!
Rule all of Equestria with the power of love and friendship.
I would hug Spike until he suffocates. He's such a cute little guy
talk to the princess about friendship!
sue red bull... I wanted wings...
Read books because I'm so alone.
immediately have a stroke and die due to the excitement, then magic myself back to life and do nothing but hang out with Pinkie and Derpy for the rest of forever.
Have spike get me every book and then put them back. Give him a moustache, he'll be like "All right!" and then I'll give him curly pit hair and he'll be all "Ewwww, this won't be attractive to Rarity, Twilight!" then I'll go to Zecora's and start a rhyme battle. Then I'll visit Pinkie Pie, hope to be her next, and give her magic spring hooves so she bounces WAY higher.
*Spike
make everything big and eight
Find my human body, promptly make a unicorn body, give Twilight back her body and brain hop into the new body. Next, give the inanimate human body to Pinkamina for some exotic ingredients.
Raise the reincarnation of Nightmare Moon as my daughter.
I become a spider! Trololololol
Hmm, I would:
1: Try and cast a spell
2: Read lots of books
Have fun with magic!
Learn to control my magic powers! then i'll teleport myself from earth to ponyville and transform myself into a colt. Then swap bodies and hit on Twilight like crazy hahaha
Ohh ohh! and also.... get in the tallest part of Ponyville and yell at everyone "Everypony on this town is CRAZY!" and then swap bodies :P And have some fun with the Mane6 =D
TELL THE INTERNET
Try to figure out how I could become a griffin.
Look down, read the spell she just cast, then look to the left and read the checklist of rules and tasks she left for whoever ended up in her body, then make Spike do it all.
Or whoever ended up in Spike's body anyway.
Enchant my horn with ice and gore random things.
1. Once again freak out over my sudden lack of humanness and maleness.
2. Check out that library. There's gotta be some good stuff in there.
3. Realize that whatever I say is in Tara Strong's voice.
4. Exploit that realization to the fullest.
5. Mess up a spell that lands my old body (with Twilight's mind) in Equestria.
6. Hijinks.
7. ????
8. Profit, and maybe a nice cottage in Hoofington once the whole "swapped body" thing is resolved.
Read. Read read read. Then read some more. Gotta know what I'm getting into here, after all.
MOUSTACHES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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