• You Are Now Rainbow Dash

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    1. ismbofAugust 25, 2011 at 3:53 PM

      I'd wonder what's happened because I just was sitting in my school's biology class and now I'm laying on a cloud, get too excited discovering I'm a pegasus, figure out flying, realize I'm rainbow dash, sonic rainboom the shit out of the sky, swear like a pony, eat a cupcake, make Equestria cooler, *poof* a cloud, join the wonderbolts, taste the rainbow, , snuggle a poison joke, get Zecora to fix my wings, high hoof Fluttershy, race Applejack, agree with Big Mac, call Twilight an egghead, prank and break the fourth wall with Pinkie, tell Rarity to make my dress 20% cooler say hi to Ditzy, sit with Lyra, compose music with Vinyl and Octavia, get another word out of Luna's mouth, Troll with Celestia, fly to Equestria's bounderies, fly to the moon and back, and do all of this in ten seconds flat!

      Wow, I typed that fast.

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    2. eaglehoovesAugust 25, 2011 at 4:11 PM

      Let's see...
      If I were RD where I am now, (After the expected freakout) I'd blow off class to nap on a cloud, try some stunts, and try and come up with a way to stay in my non-coed dorm (Unpacking was hard enough without hooves). Suppose I'd have to get some new outfits as well if I were going to dress in style. Might make for some awkward explanations, but it would totally be worth it.
      If I were in Equestria, nap, fly, meet all the background ponies, party with Pinkie, then freak out later when I don't wake up from it. Then have an even bigger panic considering Dash might be in my old life. I guess I'd have to get somepony besides Twilight (Since I bet she tried to teleport Dash to begin all this), to sort it out.

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    3. Blake MoriguchiAugust 25, 2011 at 4:15 PM

      Go find The Doctor to see if he has a TARDIS or if hes just a normal pony, then i'd just wing it untill I turned back or died

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    4. SquishyAugust 25, 2011 at 4:20 PM

      put on socks and look at myself in the mirror

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    5. HeroInfernoAugust 25, 2011 at 4:26 PM

      Step 1: "OH MY GOSH I'M NAKED!"
      Step 2: Ask Rarity to make me some clothes, andby "ask" I mean "Irritate until she snaps"
      Step 3: PONY SWAG!
      Step 4: Realise Ponies don't normally wear clothes then fly past Celestia's window chanting "I'M, TOO SEXY FOR MY PANTS! TOO SEXY FOR MY PANTS! SO SEXY IT HURTS!"
      Step 5: Get everypony else to have a wing-boner, including the Earth Ponies and Unicorns.
      Step 6: ??????
      Step 7: WONDERBOLTS!!!

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    6. JoAugust 25, 2011 at 4:28 PM

      I would be completely-out-of-character.

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    7. AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 4:34 PM

      @Arkantos
      I'm sorry, but you win.

      As for what I would do... I would be so epic that everyone else's heads would simply disappear. Then I would freak out because there are a million headless ponies going about their daily business all across Equestria.

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    8. Doc SteedlyAugust 25, 2011 at 4:41 PM

      Ok, so in my first post I set myself up as being RBD in the human world. This post is waking up as RBD in Equestria.

      Wake up, freak out because I am inside of a puffy cloud mansion. Knowing equine mechanics I trot over to the bathroom with ease. Have a headsplosion cause I can see that I am Rainbow Dash in the mirror. YELL OHMYGOSH about 50 million times. Possibly faint from not breathing correctly. I will not, I repeat NOT, comb my mane and tail. I would just shake them wildly till they looked awesome. Then I would explore the mansion, occasionally running back to the mirror to admire who I am and my new body. So sleek, tone, slender, so blue and SO AWESOME! Make goofy faces in the mirror before heading to sugarcube corner and getting some MUFFINS... not cupcakes... MUFFINS... From Pinkie Pie who looks at me silently, but all the while confused. Saying sorry to her before I bear-hug the hay out of the pink wonder. Scarf my muffin and dawdle off still in a light airy amazement that I am now Rainbow Dash. I see Fluttershy walking down the street and wave "Hi" to her. Smile at her confused face, she is more or less confused that I am walking. Out of sheer giddyness I hug her too.. ( I have always wanted to hugh her lol ) Rub my muzzle and face in her mane... Say sorry for doing it and trotting off humming happily down the street. See owl fly overhead and gallop off after it to find the library. Knock on the door frantically, Twilight opens the door with a little bit of a confused and concerned look. Spike is behind her with a smile. I vibrate with giddyness, "YEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Say sorry to Twilight and rub my face in mane. ( I like doing that to the horse where I used to work. The ones I worked alot with got used to it too LOL ) Stop and slowly back away in awe. "You do smell like berries." Twilight laughs nervously as I inch closer to her face, were merely an inch apart. I get really close to her horn. "Oooooh Can I touch it?" Twilight pushes me away and I say I am sorry again. She asks what s wrong with me and I just tell her I am new at this and bolt off to Sweet Apple Acres. On my way I run into the CMC on their latest Crusade. They seem happy to see me but not as happy as they are of my other friends. Cept Scoots, who is making a humming sound from her wings buzzing with glee and excitement. I offer to spend the day with them and They happily agree, cept Scoots. Who explodes in excitement and leaves a pile of orange and pink confettie on the ground. Sweetie Belle Sighs and says "Not again Scootaloo..." Applebloom laughs "Least she ain't the chick'n no more. Those eggs smelled a might terrible sometime." Sweetie picks up Scoots confetti and places her in the buckets, filling it with water. After a few minutes Scoots pops out and still is vibrating with excitment. I hug her and calm her down. We go out exploring and take turns flying them each up in the air. Its about night time when AJ shows up. She is shocked to see me with the CMC laughing and playing. Her shock turns to a content smile. I laugh and she tells the CMC it's time to go. She takes Applebloom after I sniff their manes and promptly apologize. Then I escort Scoots and Sweetie home. Scoots first, because Sweetie wanted one last flight for the night.

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    9. Doc SteedlyAugust 25, 2011 at 4:43 PM

      We get to Carousel Boutique and Rarity greets us at the door. Sweetie giggles and runs inside after getting a quick nuzzle from Rarity. Rarity gives me a surprised smile. "I heard you spent the day with those little Crusaders. That was very thoughtful of you today. What was the occasion dear?" I tell her I just woke up a new mare... I search my wings and find my bit purse. WHOA IM LOADED! I sigh. I look over to Rarity and explain that I know we haven't seen eye to eye in the past, and offer to pay for her to visit the spa with me tonight. Fluttershy walks out of the door behind Rarity and smiles. "Well I can watch Sweetie... if you want me to. It will be no problem. Angel bunny has things at home... I think... uhm." We laugh and Rarity agrees, she asks me why I had this change of heart today. I said to her "Like I said, I feel like a new mare. Plus for your work in the past, I feel bad about not properly compensating you for the Gala dress." She would laugh and tell me it was not needed. Then I would say, "well then this is a gift between friends then. Plus I have always wanted to go and enjoy 'the works', but I don't want to go alone..." Rarity stops in place, laughs hard and runs off towards the spa. If I'm going for the works, then I guess I need to get messy!" I stand shocked because I have never seen Rarity willing to get messy but once or twice. We get to the spa, enjoy an awesome bath and an epic massage. I tried my best to control myself... ultimately asking the masseuse to ignore my wings. The sensations were too new and too powerful for me. Take mental note that Fluttershy knows how to massage. Rarity thanks me for the evening and seemed to bubble over as she walked herself home. I get hopelessly lost trying to find cloudsdale to go and sleep. Remember Twilight is a night pony at times and gently knock on her door, hoping she is still awake. She opens the door and cringes a bit. I look down sheepishly, telling Twi I was lost and ask her if I could crash here for the night. She sighs and steps aside. We talk over tea, she keeps quizzing me, although I am not sure why. I later find out... Rainbow wanted to find something new, a new adventure she kept saying. She was bored with her life after some bad circumstances hit her all at once. Nothing life threatening Twi assured me. Twilight tells me that Rainbow asked her to cast a spell that would allow her conciousness to leave her bdy, traverse the astral plane to find a new host. Or begin a new life. I feel terrible, know Rainbow had such a bad ordeal that she no longer wished to remain who she was. Twilight would not indulge me, but she assured me it would not make itself known as long as I did not dig. I smiled half heartedly. Twilight then explained that Rainbow had been in a coma for 3 days after the spell cast was complete. Until I woke up this morning...

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    10. ColoradoMilleniumAugust 25, 2011 at 4:43 PM

      Rarity

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    11. FRiNKELAugust 25, 2011 at 4:43 PM

      Brag.
      What else would Rainbow Dash do (besides flying)?

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    12. Axl_DarkAugust 25, 2011 at 4:43 PM

      on hidsight, i would probably spaz for a while then spaz more because i am now a goddamn woman. I'd learn my new body (ha ha not that kind of learning...maybe..) then procede to Twilights house, sorry crash, to Twilights house and spill my gut's out about how goddamn scared and excited i am at this whole situation then become light headed and crash on Twi's couch. then i would freak out even MOAR because i would feel bad about what happed to the real RD and then impolde. twice. would try to stay in Equestria but would want RD back in her body and help Twi to do so. after some...hijink's... i.e:SHIP ALL THE THINGS!

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    13. RainbowdashAugust 25, 2011 at 4:45 PM

      I WOULD FLY TO CLOUDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

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    14. RainbowdashAugust 25, 2011 at 4:46 PM

      @Ryuukasu CAUSE SHE IS 20% COOL ENOUGH TO DO SO

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    15. BushieAugust 25, 2011 at 4:48 PM

      Fly into a ceiling fan.

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    16. EzzekielAugust 25, 2011 at 4:49 PM

      Hmmm, I suppose it would go something liek this...

      Wingboner all over the ceiling, fly liek a motherbucker, reject Pinkie's cupcakes, make-out with Scratch, make-out with Soarin to prove I'm not all fillyfooler, say things liek "cool", "awesome", and accuse ponies of being spies way too much but look cool doing it, and finally take a well deserved nap on a cloud.

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    17. GavinAugust 25, 2011 at 4:56 PM

      @EssMan009no. sleep on a cloud... with twilight sparkle

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    18. Violet DropletAugust 25, 2011 at 4:57 PM

      Hmm, after giving it some thought I came up with a little plan.

      1. Completely freak out.
      2. Try and figure out how to fly.
      3. Depending on whether I fail or succeed, I'll either try and glide to the ground or purposefully crash through Twilights window respectively.
      4. Try and live out my life without drawing any suspicion my way until they realize I'm not Rainbow Dash and confront me. In this case, I'd explain the situation I'm in since otherwise they'd just think I'm pulling their legs.
      5. Either live out the rest of my life as an awesome pegasus or find a way to get our minds back to normal. In the first option everything's awesome. In case of numero uno I can live happily knowing I've lived through a sloppily put together fanfiction.

      I'd still love to crash through Twilight's window though.. I've always wanted to do that! I might get a bit hurt, but it'd be so worth it.

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    19. BlunderdoltcomicsAugust 25, 2011 at 4:58 PM

      1. Fan-boy (or in Dash's case fan-GIRL scream)
      2. Omygoshomygoshomygosh!
      3. This is going to be SO AWESOME!
      4. Wonder what happened to the real Dash when I realize I've taken her over.
      5. Notice that Pinkie somehow knows I'm not actually Dash, yet sill wants to throw me a party because I'm new.
      6. Party
      7. Have Twilight do her best to reverse this

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    20. Draco DeiAugust 25, 2011 at 5:07 PM

      1.) Shock. Try to wake up, ponder how to battle hallucinations effectively. Eventually just go with it, on the theory that it probably can't hurt.
      2a.) If on cloud, wait for pegasus to come near, then claim training injury, and ask for escort to ground, "just in case". (If in house, explore first).
      2b.) If on ground, find sheltered spot and CAREFULLY experiment with BASIC flight, staying no more than own height off ground.
      3.) Report to Twilight Sparkle.
      4.) Tentatively suggest genderswap spell be put on agenda if it wouldn't mess up flying.
      5.) Discuss religion.
      6.) Train, but with emphasis on TEAM flying with the second best body(as opposed to mine, which is the best) available in area.
      7.) If prospects for #4 look good, religious aspects acceptable, and metaphysical (IE if poor prospects for swap ever being reversed in next few years, or if second body can be created for me rather than sending me back) parameters indicate, then go for the gusto and court Twilight Sparkle in an honorable and geeky fashion.

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    21. AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 5:35 PM

      take a nap, duh.

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    22. Prism SmasherAugust 25, 2011 at 5:41 PM

      Some sort of acrobatic f***ing PIROUETTE off the handle and go find Twilight Sparkle so we can save the real RD from whatever just happened and get her back in her own body and hopefully get me my own pony form to eliminate the awkwardness of sharing a body.
      Then with the help of Pinkie Pie, Celestia, and Luna, pull off the most epically elaborate prank in the history of Equestria!

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    23. Rusty StarAugust 25, 2011 at 5:48 PM

      "OH YEAH!"

      (I love how she says that :3)

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    24. AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 6:16 PM

      find out how do become Rainbow Blitz her male form :3

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    25. Linkeh24August 25, 2011 at 6:35 PM

      Try to do a loop and die to a bird.

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    26. CriminoAugust 25, 2011 at 6:37 PM

      Have my own sitcom.

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    27. ---August 25, 2011 at 6:39 PM

      I would stand with my hoof an inch below my mouth screaming "Omigosh-omigosh-omigosh-omigosh!"

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    28. SoarinAugust 25, 2011 at 6:42 PM

      Nap, then fly a round a bit, then Sonic Rainoom all the way to the nearest place to nap again.

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    29. Party FavorsAugust 25, 2011 at 6:42 PM

      Hm... Well, first of all figure out if I'm dreaming. Since the prompt says that I am her, I discover I'm not. Freak out slightly. Spend a few hours pondering how to deal with the genderswap. Then teach myself to fly enough to get around. (Here's hoping Dashie has good muscle memory.) Head down to Ponyville and get Twilight's assistance in figuring out the details. Is it temporary? Is it reversible? Is it repeatable? Where'd Dash go, anyway? What's my human body up to? If possible, give Dash her body back and grab a pony body for myself. If That's not possible, see if I can cohabitate the body with Dash. If I'm just stuck in her body with her elsewhere... Fly about, do awesome pony stuff, and if I can talk myself into it despite my normal preferences, make out with Big Macintosh to mess with shippers.

      ... I get the feeling there's going to be a surge of fanfics like this coming soon.

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    30. Whistle-tallAugust 25, 2011 at 7:02 PM

      My brain temporarily reboots from collectively not understanding my: wings, hooves, reason for being her specifically, sudden increase in hyperactivity, and reproductive organs. Then I somehow perform a Sonic Rainboom in reverse (starting out with a rainbow) and it triggers a white hole(the opposite of a black hole: it dumps matter and energy out) that makes rains muffins and Ditzy Doo somehow fixes everything and oh my gosh I have to write this idea as a fan fiction it is so awesome. =P

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    31. ChocoboDudeAugust 25, 2011 at 7:06 PM

      Sonic Rainboom.

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    32. PurePawyaAugust 25, 2011 at 7:10 PM

      First, go to Rarity's and order a pair of socks with moons on them.
      Then go to Twilight's while I wait.

      Get socks, Sonic Rainboom to Canterlot, enter Canterlot castle, put on socks, find Luna, and be Lunafan. Fly back to Ponyville and find Fluttershy. Watch Fluttershy creepily for five minutes. Fly to Sweet Apple Acres and spy on Applejack until spotted. Be sure to avoid Pinkie Pie because she is Pinkie Pie and will inevitably know you aren't Rainbow Dash. Proceed back to cloud castle for Standard Rainbow Dash nap. Wake up to worried & confused Twilight Sparkle and friends. Say 'Hi' from cloud castle.
      *awkward silence* will follow. Twilight will ask why Celestia sent a letter stating you had been seen in Canterlot Castle stalking Luna. Awkward silence and pause will follow. I will go 'Uhhhh' and fly away. AVOID PINK. Hide. Go back to Canterlot castle to stalk Luna while wearing socks. Be caught be Celestia and pause for a moment before fleeing down the hallway. Turn down right hall when spotting Twilight Sparkle. Turn down left hall when spotting Rarity. Have tail get caught by Applejack. Continue trying to get away. Freakout when caught in levitation field of Twilight. Pass out in fear of what may happen when Celestia walks in.
      ...
      ...
      Something like that.

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    33. Parchment ScrollAugust 25, 2011 at 7:33 PM

      @Jack Clover

      Ask and ye shall receive!

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    34. ElectricZoNeAugust 25, 2011 at 7:45 PM

      I would be all like "WTF, oh Hell Yeah!"

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    35. milleniummaster18August 25, 2011 at 7:53 PM

      Fly like there's no tomorrow, then wonder about my sexuality, considering I no longer have private parts.

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    36. PinstarAugust 25, 2011 at 8:18 PM

      Fly as high as I can without blacking out due to lack of oxygen. Observe world from near-space, resting on a Cirrus cloud.

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    37. MistaqueAugust 25, 2011 at 9:02 PM

      Heh, if Scootaloo was Rainbow Dash, does that mean Rainbow Dash would be Scootaloo in some kind of Freaky Friday fantasy for the little cutie mark crusader?

      If I was Rainbow Dash - Would probably try to figure out what happened. And what happened to Rainbow Dash. Ask Twilight Sparkle to help and eventually convince her to use the Elements of Harmony to switch me back if I concentrate on my old form. However, I may accidentally think of Celestia and Luna get turned into an Alicorn - Rainbow Dash: Princess Goddess of the skies. And with my awesome powers, I'll.. take a nap or something.

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    38. InfusionsAugust 25, 2011 at 9:14 PM

      @Misterz100

      i c wut u did ther...

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    39. InfusionsAugust 25, 2011 at 9:15 PM

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    40. AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 9:35 PM

      First change my name to "Trotsky" and then revive the Communist Party in Equestria.

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    41. OliviaAugust 25, 2011 at 11:00 PM

      Applejack.

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    42. ChrisAugust 25, 2011 at 11:49 PM

      >[S] Play a haunting cloud refrain.

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    43. B-ManAugust 25, 2011 at 11:50 PM

      If I'm Dashie, then I must logically be in Equestria, right?

      *squee*

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    44. Nova25August 26, 2011 at 12:04 AM

      Start a ''Race around the world'' !

      In 10 days flat, of course. :)

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    45. Rarity Unicorn (BakedBad)August 26, 2011 at 12:13 AM

      Look for a way to go back to being a human.

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    46. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 1:27 AM

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    47. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 1:29 AM

      Sonic Rainboom!!!
      /)^3^(\ <3

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    48. KCDodgerAugust 26, 2011 at 2:32 AM

      Fly.

      Fly free; freerer than I've ever been before; fly as high as I can; dive down, and swoop back up at the last second; feel the rush of the wind in my mane, perform daring tricks, look at ponyville from below as I flew, look upon the city of cloudsdale as I approached it; finally, for the first time I can think of, walk on a cloud city- a true cloud city, find my home... Look at what I can from so up high, and rest in the softest bed one can imagine.

      And then wake up, wanting that dream back every night.

      Freedom like that is what every human wants; limitless movement, no boundaries. Just... Freedom.

      That's what I'd do.

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    49. KovuAugust 26, 2011 at 3:57 AM

      Control the weather so there's more rain at night and sun during the day. Everything will be green and warm. =)
      There would probably be sonic rainbooms involved, as well.

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    50. ShakeBunnyAugust 26, 2011 at 5:28 AM

      ...I'm Rainbow Dash?

      Easy, I'd go see Applejack. <3

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    51. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 6:37 AM

      Some amazing flips and spins that are sure to impress the Wonderbolts.

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    52. The Trap MasterAugust 26, 2011 at 7:20 AM

      @ಠ_ಠ
      You can't get ye flask.

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    53. DR RiddlesAugust 26, 2011 at 1:32 PM

      I get excited that im 20% cooler and visit pinkie pie.

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    54. VoltaireAugust 26, 2011 at 2:33 PM

      -Wake up feeling like p-diddy
      -nap
      -create giant penis in the sky (Why not?)
      -drink rainbows
      -nap
      -tell applejack she's boring
      -feel bad afterwards, apologize and nap.

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    55. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 5:16 PM

      ooooooo
      this is a hard won

      cause i was already rainbow dash ;)

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    56. AnonymousAugust 26, 2011 at 5:19 PM

      i love how people love being me
      oh ya im in the 3erd demention





      help.

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    57. GavinAugust 26, 2011 at 6:29 PM

      1) make out with twilight sparkle 2) do rainbooms 3) save the world. do #1 multiple times in between #2 and #3

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    58. Nittany TigerAugust 26, 2011 at 10:53 PM

      Mess with the weather.

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    59. kawolineAugust 27, 2011 at 2:10 PM

      uhh fly!? but itd prob b a fail cus of my never experiencing flying
      then prob ship with tons of ponies and just harrass them
      parrrtyyy

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    60. KillKattAugust 28, 2011 at 12:56 AM

      Be 20% cooler

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    61. AxquirixAugust 31, 2011 at 1:11 AM

      Find Rainbow Dash's diaries and read them all. Backstory is not required for good roleplay, but helps alot.

      Then focus mega hard on becoming a Wonderbolt.

      Then ship myself with something.

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    62. ValikSeptember 20, 2011 at 3:25 PM

      Obtain a recording of "Danger Zone" and make a sonic rainboom while playing it on humongous speakers.
      Life is pretty much complete after achieving something that awesome, so... no more plan after that.

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    63. ValikSeptember 20, 2011 at 3:28 PM

      Wait. Replace "no more plan" with this:
      After that, I'd just...
      *cool_shades_pull*
      ...wing it.

      yay

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    64. HappyThoughtsNovember 13, 2012 at 2:39 AM

      Well, as Rainbow Dash, the first thing that I would do is to pull off a Sonic Rainboom because it's cool. Of course, doing it over and over again will dilute its power and meaning in the long term, but that doesn't matter, because that's future Rainbow Dash's problem and all that matters is the short term! Next, I'll screw every other named character on the show, from Twilight to Thunderham, because I for some strange reason have an insatiable appetite for sexual pleasure. Finally I'll say 20% cooler over and over again because nobody could possibly get tired of the pony equivalent of "OVER 9000," could they?

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    65. UnknownDecember 14, 2012 at 8:52 AM

      I'd be very amused if I had her personality too... The, first of all I'd fly over Ponyville and visit Cloudsdale =D

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    66. UnknownDecember 14, 2012 at 8:59 AM

      @Doc Steedly Manly tears rolling down my face.

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