Do a Rainboom! (like a boss) Clear the sky! (like a boss) Sleep on clouds! (like a boss) Hang with friends! (like a boss) Race Applejack (like a boss) Win of course! (like a boss) Mess up the library! (like a boss) Don't help to clean it up! (like a boss) Get stalked by an orange thing! (like a boss) Fly away! (like a boss) Reject Gilda! (like a boss) Make her cry! (like a boss) Go see Fluttershy! (like a boss) Get shipped with her! (like a boss) Hang out with AJ! (Like a boss) Getting shipped again! (like a boss) Get lucky twice! (like a boss) Third time's a charm! (like a boss) Go see Pinkie! (like a boss) Given a cupcake! (like a boss) Fall unconscious! (like a boss) Chained in her basement! (like a boss) Think "bitch be crazy"! (like a boss) Find out Gilda's dead! (like a boss) Get cut on! (Like a boss) Have my organs harvested! (like a boss) Hear bad jokes! (like a boss) I kinda needed that heart! (like a boss) Now I'm dead.
Thats the day in the life of Rainbow Dash. "She gets shipped with everypony and then dies?" ... Yes.
First, ascertain my location. If I'm in my house I'd probably panic a little and then try to get myself someplace safe where I could sort this all out.'
If I'm in Rainbow's House, I'd probably make sure the doors were secure, feeling really precarious about standing on clouds, and then try to determine the following two things.
1) How good my motor control was. 2) If I was turned into a copy of Rainbow Dash (and thus the original Rainbow Dash is still around probably wondering who the weirdo look alike in her house is) or if I was alone.
If I was turned into a copy of Rainbow Dash and had good motor control, then I would probably try to sneak out so I could talk to someone who was less likely to freak out and lock me up somewhere, most likely Twilight. (of course if I was a copy I would feel much more like it was "my body" so I would feel less guilty about doing certain things that I would be curious about (Seriously, all of you people who wrote in that you would masturbate or go and mate with somepony: I get that we are sexual beings as biological organisms and thus prone to curiosity, but reazlize that if this was a body swap and you're going to eventually swap back, then you could be doing things with her body that she really didn't want to do and that's really, really bad.)
If I was turned into the original Rainbow Rash, or at least the only rainbow dash as far as I could tell, I would of course wonder what happened to my original body and if Dash was in it and then once again try to find Twilight so I could get some serious magical assistance.
1. Shit a brick. 2. Shit a brick. 3. Go into Ponyville, shit brick upon seeing other ponies. 4. Plan sleepover with Fluttershy and Twilight. 5. Begin sleepover. 6. Go to bathroom to... splash my face with water. 7. Convince Twilight to invite Princess Luna to sleepover. 8. Luna Arrives slightly confused. 9. Begin countdown to best ship evar.
If I was rainbowdash I would challenge the united states airforce to a dogfight. I would be flying around with an AK-47 and see if their pathetic F-22 Raptors can take me down from the sky without being blown apart by my awesomeness.
A sonic rainboom low to the ground shattering everypony's windows. Then take Scootaloo for flying lessons cos I'm nice that way. I can apologize for windows anyway, maybe a few eardrums too.
If I'm mid flight, FREAK OUT. I'm absolutely terrified of heights.
If I'm on a cloud, hang on for dear life and try to use my wings to get close enough to the ground to get off.
If I'm lucky and on the ground, find Twilight. Either I'm seriously delusional, and am really Rainbow Dash with a severe mental break, or some seriously weird magical stuff is going on.
With wings, I would want to explore the world of Equestria. Beyond its known areas into the great beyond (not without consulting with experts of the world of course! I would like to go through mountain ranges without risk of dragons chasing me).
I would make sure that my fear of heights was gone before doing anything else. If it wasn't and I was in her house, I don't know what I would do... "Fluttershy?"
Climb as high into the sky as i can over a body of water and proceed to dive bomb into said body of water, two of my favorite activities to do, swim and sky dive.
Also i might create a huge tidal wave as result from how high i was =P
I would first: Go to Ponyville, and tackle Twilight again in the mud.... then rinse her with a cloud. Clear the skies 10 seconds flat. And after that go out and make a Sonic RainBoom so that the world would be 20% Cooler now =D
Also, get used to the gender swap and, dunno.... get some food or a soda or something? o.O
>Fly to sugarcube corner >Make out with pinkie pie >Fly to Fluttershy's cottage >Make out with Fluttershy (tenderly) >Fly to sweet apple acres >Make out with Applejack for the rest of the day
Deliberately start hitting on nearly everypony that RD knows/is friends with, since Rainbow Dash is shipped with everyone anyway.
Of course, I realize this would very likely give her a very negative reputation as Ponyville's public bike or something, but I think it'd be funny to try and get the Mane Six all fighting over me or something.
Freak out mildly, because not only am I now a pony, but a FEMALE pony at that. After a brief mourning period over my lost... well, you know what, I'd platonically interact with a few random ponies and see who the fans ship me with.
Depends on the circumstances and if there is a time limit. If I were to invoke the MST3K Mantra, though... I'd fly. Seriously, I'd just fly for a while. Always wanted to do that. Then I'd visit Ponyville and meet all of the ponies. And not just the mane cast.
I'd ask Derpy what her real name is. And find out if she has a daughter or not.
I'd find out the names of a lot of the background ponies that the fans have made up names for, like Colegate.
Then I'd resist every attempt to change me back. At least until I started missing having hands.
The post just says, that I am now Rainbow Dash. I'd see if the real Rainbow Dash was around somewhere and see if she wants to hang out.
Then we could pull awesome pranks on Pinkie and Twilight and Applejack. Oh and hang out with Scoots as Scootaloo is cool. Oh and check out my fine flank in the mirror.
1.) Fly, just cuz. 2.) Nap on a cloud. 3.) Realize I'm gonna get shipped with everyone. 4.) Realize I'm gonna get shipped with EVERYONE. 5.) Not sure if want. 6.) Back to sleep.
1) Freak out. 2) Panic a bit more. 3) Notice I am flapping my wings in my rush of panic. Ponder. Wings. Pony. Rainbow Dash. 4) Fan squee 5) OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!! 6) Fly around, drawing rainbows on the sky and performing sonic rainbooms. 7) Wake up :(
I wouldn't even realize who I was untill I saw a mirror or someone called my name. Realize I am on a cloud, promptly fall thru it. Hit the ground because I wouldn't realize I have wings. Have everypony stare at me like something was wrong. Realize something is horribly wrong. Do something about it. Dunno what.
- Panic - Realize what just happend - Tumble my way to Twilight and tell her "Hey Twilight. I need to talk to you about, uh, something." - Explain the situation. - Leave her to think. Go visit Pinkie Pie. - Break the fourth wall. - Tell everyone that RD isn't RD anymore.
I walk to the cloud edge of my floating home, stare out across the land of Equestria in stone-faced coldness. as a twisted notion overtakes my senses. After a few minutes, the insane whirlwind of desire and adrenaline welling up inside me cracks through, first at the end of my muzzle as my equine lips part in a razor thin gap, then slowly crawls back towards each ear, only ending in my once pretty face being distorted into a grotesquely mad death grin.
"This world... is mine. This world is going to be raped."
Myself, I'd fly up as high as I could, then fly as FAST as I could, and then park my pony self on a cloud and look down to see the world pass by below.
After that? Visit Twilight and everypony else so they can fix whatever happened. *sigh* Rainbow Dash wouldn't enjoy being in my body.
Or do we get turned into a physical clone of Dashy instead?
Well, that depends. Did I actually become Rainbow Dash, or did my mind somehow cross the dimensional rift to Equestria and replace Rainbow Dash's, making me control Rainbow Dash as if she was my body, but I still exist on Terra (I refer to Earth as Terra when also speaking of other planets/celestial areas)?
If I am Rainbow Dash here, then I would proceed to either confuse my friends and family, or clop because I have absolutely nothing better to do right now and Equestrian physics don't exactly apply, so no Sonic Rainboom.
If I am Rainbow Dash in Equestria, then I would do the one thing Rainbow Dash does best: SHIP WITH ALL THE PONIES!
There are so many assumptions that need to be clarified here.
Am I her in every sense of the word? Do I retain her personality and memories? Are my own replaced by said personality and memories. If so, I would do whatever Rainbow Dash would do (or was doing) given the situation.
If I retain my own personality and memories, I wouldn't likely know WHAT to do... as trying to do anything might get myself killed. I'd probably experiment with her wings first though, as soon as I was over the giddiness of the fact that I was in Equestria, and then the horror that I had replaced one of it's most endearing and important characters with absolutely no knowledge of what to do, how to act, or even if I still had the ability to channel loyalty... something that might be soon needed with the second season about to come out.
If I am somehow a conglomeration of her personality and memories, as well as my own...
I would fly and just experience the freedom to lift myself off the ground and use that ability to experience the world and what it has in a way I otherwise would not be able to.
Since there are a bunch of different interpretations of this, I'll assume it's my mind and memories in Rainbow Dash's body in Ponyville. My priorities would be something like this:
1. Get used to the situation, figure out how my new body works and how to use it. 2. Make sure I don't do anything disastrous, like not knowing how to fly and falling off a cloud to my death. 3. Discreetly seek help from somepony (Twilight is the obvious choice) and explain the situation. I'd probably be intentionally vague about what/how I knew of Equestria to avoid ridiculously weird conversations. 4. Get a handle on basic necessities (food, water, shelter, bathrooms) and the most basic aspects of Equestrian etiquette and culture to avoid doing something I'd regret horribly. 5. Try to work out what happened, if it's reversible, and if it's repeatable (don't want to leave Equestria in too much of a hurry if I can't come back!) 6. Get somepony to cover for Rainbow Dash's weather responsibilities, since I probably wouldn't be up to the task, at least not right away. 7. Work out what happened to Rainbow Dash if I'm in her body. 8. Enjoy myself and explore Ponyville and Equestria! 9. FLYYYYYY
"EEEEEEYYYYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" "I'm a pony!" "I'm a pegasis pony!" "I'm Rainbow Dash?" "I'm now a female? Feels kinda weird." Blushes while looking in a mirror hanging on the wall. "Uh, wow I've got a cute flank. OK, where am I. More importantly what happened to Rainbow Dash?"
"Hey! What are you doing inside my head!"
"Huh, Rainbow Dash?"
"Yeah! Who the heck are you and why are you in my head...KEEP YOUR...uh MY HOOVES OFF ME!"
"Oh, sorry, I didn't know you where here or why I am in your body with you."
"So chump what are you? A nightmare trying to take over Equestria?"
"Um, I'm a guy."
"YYYEEEEEAAAHHHHH! WHAT'S GOING ON! WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL THE GIRLS? THEY'LL THINK I'M CRAZY! THE PRINCESSES WILL BANISH A FREAK LIKE ME TO THE EVERFREE FOREST! MY LIFE IS RUINED!"
"OK, Dash, I'm just as freaked out about this as you are but we've got to think of something."
"Ok,ok, ok, ok but answer me this who are you besides a colt."
I have one of the most totally awesome ideas ever: "You're Double Rainbow Dash." Twilight messes up a spell (I have a plausible reason and everything!) and suddenly there's another Rainbow Dash, only the double isn't quite used to being a pony, or having wings, being female, or extreme rainbow hormones of sexy awesome. Written from the first person perspective of Double RD as she deals with RD trying to cool-ify her, the Mane 6 confusing the Dashies, occasional quests to save Ponyville and/or Equestria, and worst of all: living as an over-charged magical pegasus of pure rainbow awesomeness. Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash: They Fight Crime!
So, uh, anyone think I should actually try writing it? I've never actually written fanfic before and there's no way this would be realistic if DRD didn't have to deal with lots of sex urges and stuff, which is something I'm twice as probably-not-good-enough to write well as everything else. Unless someone else wants to write it, which would be a first.
1) Be moderately surprised 2) Take a minute to figure out out how walk, stand, etc 3) Don't tell anypony what happened, in fear they would work to reverse it 4) Enjoy life.
1. Stare at a mirror for about 30 minutes from shock. 2. Freak out. 3. Get used to it. 4. Figure out how to walk and fly. 5. Fly around at supersonic speeds. 6. RAINBOOM! 7. Annoy countless ponies with fanboy OHMYGOSH's until they question RD's sanity. 8. Get bored and want to be human again.
If you're going to race, you will need energy. Although you are fast enough anyway. There are various types of foods growing here.
-RD: Pick a pumpkin-
What pumpkin? There are no pumpkins in Ponyville, and surely there never will be.
-RD: Ask Applejack for a race-
Applejack would like to invite all of your friends to join the race.
-RD: Prepare food to give energy-
You ask Applejack if she has any foods which will give you sufficient energy. Not that you need it or anything. You would win anyway.
She has a hotdog.
-RD: Check contents of hotdog-
She put......APPLE SAUCE on this hot god.
You get to the race track, and prepare to run, disregarding your craving for food. All of your friends are there. Pinkie Pie's mouth is covered in flour.
-All: Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL-
All of a sudden, the aforementioned shit (the race) just got real. You mildly consider defeating all of your opponents in the race through the power of deudly firearms.....although that would be cheating. It would also kill your friends.
-RD: First, be the pink pony. Second, run-
You are now Pinkie Pie. You have just spent your morning making out with your dear friend, Madame LeFlour. You are going to try and win the race. For her.
-PP: Be RD again-
You are now Rainbow Dash. The race has started and you forgot to run. You were too busy being the other pony. You run as fast as you can. You are close to finishing the first lap when suddenly, shocking plot development.
You are exhausted and you can't go much further. You should have eaten that hotdog. What will you do now?
Be fucking awesome. That would be the first thing I do, even though it would take only half a second because Dash is always fucking awesome (with emphasis on the swear word).
well, first i would freak the hell out (in a good way) because i am Rainbow Dash. then freak the hell out (the bad way) because i am now a woman. not to sure how to deal with that <_<. i would then learn how to control my new body and fly for days and days and days because it has always been my dream to be able to fly. then fool around with Luna ;). AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS! and forever be afraid to be alone with pinke pie. FOR-EEEEVERRR! I would love to know what the real rainbow dash is doing in my body though...and also scared.
I guess I better start writing. I've been tossing around a few ideas for a fanfic but for some reason coming up with a crazy idea of being stuck inside Rainbow Dash's head sounded fun. I guess I should get started.
I would freak out to begin with. Once I've calmed myself down, figured out how to walk and found a mirror to get a look at myself, I would proceed to fly around and explore Ponyville and the surrounding area. When I've concluded the "ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh" period that follows the freakout period, I would seek out Twilight/Pinkie to find out exactly what is going on.
466 comments:
Sonic rainboom from nowhere causing widespread cutie mark appearings and massive friendships
ReplyDeleteEat a cupcake!
ReplyDeleteCheck EqD and post how I feel about being Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDeletePINKIE PIE
ReplyDeleteGet utterly wasted.
ReplyDeleteyeeeeeeeeaah.
Find Photo Finish and arrange a saucy photoshoot involving me and a large array of... socks.
ReplyDeletePinkie Pie.
ReplyDeleteThis: http://youtu.be/5FiFMKR3LGc
ReplyDelete1: Visit Ponyville Library
ReplyDelete2: Scare Twilight with my freaky knowledge of a strange type of organism called 'humans'.
I'd learn to fly, just because i am now RD doesn't mean i would automatically know how to fly.
ReplyDeleteFind Trixie. Become Trixie instead.
ReplyDeleteWell obviously fly around and do cool stuff.
ReplyDeleteThen maybe go about the events of the fanfic "Building Bridges" cause seriously TwiDash does not get enough love.
I'd start my own weather-making business. I'd make a fortune making it rain.
ReplyDelete@pauliewx: Don't forget to pose with the Mane 6, 'cause shit just got real.
ReplyDeleteI would 1st make sure I can fly. Just because I am now RD dosnt me I automaticly know how to fly.
ReplyDeleteWhat would I do if I were Rainbow Dash?
ReplyDeleteDo a Rainboom! (like a boss)
Clear the sky! (like a boss)
Sleep on clouds! (like a boss)
Hang with friends! (like a boss)
Race Applejack (like a boss)
Win of course! (like a boss)
Mess up the library! (like a boss)
Don't help to clean it up! (like a boss)
Get stalked by an orange thing! (like a boss)
Fly away! (like a boss)
Reject Gilda! (like a boss)
Make her cry! (like a boss)
Go see Fluttershy! (like a boss)
Get shipped with her! (like a boss)
Hang out with AJ! (Like a boss)
Getting shipped again! (like a boss)
Get lucky twice! (like a boss)
Third time's a charm! (like a boss)
Go see Pinkie! (like a boss)
Given a cupcake! (like a boss)
Fall unconscious! (like a boss)
Chained in her basement! (like a boss)
Think "bitch be crazy"! (like a boss)
Find out Gilda's dead! (like a boss)
Get cut on! (Like a boss)
Have my organs harvested! (like a boss)
Hear bad jokes! (like a boss)
I kinda needed that heart! (like a boss)
Now I'm dead.
Thats the day in the life of Rainbow Dash.
"She gets shipped with everypony and then dies?"
...
Yes.
LOOP DE LOOP AROUND AND *WHAM*!
ReplyDeleteFly, just fly as fast as I can for as long as I can and not care where I end up.
ReplyDeleteFirst, ascertain my location. If I'm in my house I'd probably panic a little and then try to get myself someplace safe where I could sort this all out.'
ReplyDeleteIf I'm in Rainbow's House, I'd probably make sure the doors were secure, feeling really precarious about standing on clouds, and then try to determine the following two things.
1) How good my motor control was.
2) If I was turned into a copy of Rainbow Dash (and thus the original Rainbow Dash is still around probably wondering who the weirdo look alike in her house is) or if I was alone.
If I was turned into a copy of Rainbow Dash and had good motor control, then I would probably try to sneak out so I could talk to someone who was less likely to freak out and lock me up somewhere, most likely Twilight. (of course if I was a copy I would feel much more like it was "my body" so I would feel less guilty about doing certain things that I would be curious about (Seriously, all of you people who wrote in that you would masturbate or go and mate with somepony: I get that we are sexual beings as biological organisms and thus prone to curiosity, but reazlize that if this was a body swap and you're going to eventually swap back, then you could be doing things with her body that she really didn't want to do and that's really, really bad.)
If I was turned into the original Rainbow Rash, or at least the only rainbow dash as far as I could tell, I would of course wonder what happened to my original body and if Dash was in it and then once again try to find Twilight so I could get some serious magical assistance.
So much flying would be done, seriously IDK if I'd touch ground for days
ReplyDeleteBecome 20% cooler by disregarding scootaloo
ReplyDeletewhy is everything bigger and 20% cooler
ReplyDelete1. Shit a brick.
ReplyDelete2. Shit a brick.
3. Go into Ponyville, shit brick upon seeing other ponies.
4. Plan sleepover with Fluttershy and Twilight.
5. Begin sleepover.
6. Go to bathroom to... splash my face with water.
7. Convince Twilight to invite Princess Luna to sleepover.
8. Luna Arrives slightly confused.
9. Begin countdown to best ship evar.
Try out whether real or FiM physics apply to my body. Which universe am I Rainbow in, anyway?
ReplyDeleteIf I was rainbowdash I would challenge the united states airforce to a dogfight. I would be flying around with an AK-47 and see if their pathetic F-22 Raptors can take me down from the sky without being blown apart by my awesomeness.
ReplyDeleteI can:
*outrun a sidewinder missile
*out turn any jet
*hover in place
*outclimb any wing
*out-gun any machine
I am rainbowdash:
*20% cooler
*65% awesome
*15% lesbian
>Pick up that pumpkin
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ReplyDeleteEveryone.
ReplyDeleteEverything.
@Bob from Bottles
ReplyDeleteEspecially Dentists.
Create a new world order, worshiping the order of the rainbow, and live as it's queen, with my other queen.
ReplyDeleteProbs choose to be fabulous instead :p
ReplyDeleteFly, Clop, and be awesome. Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteGet shipped with everyone
ReplyDeleteGet strung out like most athletes
Die of some horrible as-yet-unknown STD.
Be remembered like Wilt Chamberlan
Become 20% cooler 10 seconds flat
ReplyDeleteTake a nap.
ReplyDeleteFly. For the sheer, unadulterated joy of speed and aerobatics. FLY, PONY, FLY!
ReplyDeleteA sonic rainboom low to the ground shattering everypony's windows. Then take Scootaloo for flying lessons cos I'm nice that way. I can apologize for windows anyway, maybe a few eardrums too.
ReplyDeleteFly over the clouds and enjoy the SHIT out of it.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm mid flight, FREAK OUT. I'm absolutely terrified of heights.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm on a cloud, hang on for dear life and try to use my wings to get close enough to the ground to get off.
If I'm lucky and on the ground, find Twilight. Either I'm seriously delusional, and am really Rainbow Dash with a severe mental break, or some seriously weird magical stuff is going on.
See how fast I can go
ReplyDeleteFind Trixie.
ReplyDeleteI would puke rainbows
ReplyDeleteDisguise self as Photo Finish and begin to troll Rarity and Fluttershy.
ReplyDeleteFuck a cloud
ReplyDeleteWhat would I do first?...Pinkie Pie.
ReplyDeleteWith wings, I would want to explore the world of Equestria. Beyond its known areas into the great beyond (not without consulting with experts of the world of course! I would like to go through mountain ranges without risk of dragons chasing me).
ReplyDeletesend a severe storm over ponyville just cuz i can. :D
ReplyDeleteIf i was Rainbow Dash ? I'd prove everypony i'ma lesbian... by showing them all, one pony at a time.
ReplyDeleteI would make sure that my fear of heights was gone before doing anything else. If it wasn't and I was in her house, I don't know what I would do... "Fluttershy?"
ReplyDeleteChallenge Luna to a Rap Battle
ReplyDeleteClimb as high into the sky as i can over a body of water and proceed to dive bomb into said body of water, two of my favorite activities to do, swim and sky dive.
ReplyDeleteAlso i might create a huge tidal wave as result from how high i was =P
1. Figure out how to clop now that I'm female and have hooves.
ReplyDelete2. Clop to myself in the mirror.
3. Enjoy being shipped with everypony.
@Fall Silently Be Awesome
ReplyDeleteDo some awesome low-flying tricks, loops, and cap it all off with a sonic rainboom!
ReplyDeleteFuck everyone in town.
ReplyDeleteThat's usually the right answer to EVERYTHING
Collect beach volleyballs
ReplyDeleteI would first: Go to Ponyville, and tackle Twilight again in the mud.... then rinse her with a cloud. Clear the skies 10 seconds flat. And after that go out and make a Sonic RainBoom so that the world would be 20% Cooler now =D
ReplyDeleteAlso, get used to the gender swap and, dunno.... get some food or a soda or something? o.O
Go into a zoom-climb and see how high I can fly.
ReplyDeleteFluttershy. Obviously.
ReplyDeleteMystery Dungeon Adventure!!
ReplyDeletesomehow im expecting a fanfiction story to come from this
ReplyDelete>EAST
ReplyDelete>Fly to sugarcube corner
ReplyDelete>Make out with pinkie pie
>Fly to Fluttershy's cottage
>Make out with Fluttershy (tenderly)
>Fly to sweet apple acres
>Make out with Applejack for the rest of the day
Best.Day.Ever :)
well, vfirst i find a pen top type my response, ten i get an agent tpo negoitiate a co ntract with hasbro.
ReplyDeletetyped with pen in m mouth
Deliberately start hitting on nearly everypony that RD knows/is friends with, since Rainbow Dash is shipped with everyone anyway.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I realize this would very likely give her a very negative reputation as Ponyville's public bike or something, but I think it'd be funny to try and get the Mane Six all fighting over me or something.
Find Fluttershy and GIVE HER THE BIGGEST HUG EVER.
ReplyDeleteHang out with Scoots and cause massive friendship.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course fly around.
go tell twilight "hey twilight look, im rainbow dash" and wait till she doesnt understand why you are so happy
ReplyDeleteFreak out mildly, because not only am I now a pony, but a FEMALE pony at that. After a brief mourning period over my lost... well, you know what, I'd platonically interact with a few random ponies and see who the fans ship me with.
ReplyDeleteFind Sky Shaymins and compete with them to see who is faster...
ReplyDeletetry to ship Fluttershy and Applejack, then hit on Twilight, and of course fly, lots of flying
ReplyDeleteAdd a swimming pool to my bitchin sky mansion. Possibly filled with rainbow.
ReplyDeleteSONIC RAINBOOM
ReplyDelete1. Pinkie Pie
ReplyDelete2. Fluttershy
3. Applejack
4. Twilight
5. Rarity
hook up with that hot bathtub i saw this morning (being RD means i can do that right?)
ReplyDeleteSnuggle Scootaloo and adopt her as my personal assistant.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or are some comments in here creepy as fuck?
ReplyDeleteFirst priority would be to hunt down every kid that keeps spouting '20% Cooler' or any of its variants, buck 'em in the ass and tell them why.
ReplyDeleteThen I'd probably just do whatever.
Hmmm... first, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuk-StWq0DQ&list=FLInEVCVm6W191a_ekkwN8QA&index=1&feature=plpp
ReplyDeleteThen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfJR6sAo0CU&feature=autoplay&list=FLInEVCVm6W191a_ekkwN8QA&lf=plpp&playnext=2
And then I'd grab a guitar and play Through Fire And Flames while performing a Sonic Rainboom just because I can. And it would be AWESOME.
Take a nap.
ReplyDelete'You Are Now Rainbow Dash. What do you do first?'
ReplyDeleteWin. That's all I do, no matter what.
Say "AW YEAH!"
ReplyDeletePinkie Pie
ReplyDeleteMines kinda boring, but first I'd go and see al of My (Rainbow Dash's) friends, the rest of the mane 6
ReplyDeleteDepends on the circumstances and if there is a time limit. If I were to invoke the MST3K Mantra, though...
ReplyDeleteI'd fly. Seriously, I'd just fly for a while. Always wanted to do that. Then I'd visit Ponyville and meet all of the ponies. And not just the mane cast.
I'd ask Derpy what her real name is. And find out if she has a daughter or not.
I'd find out the names of a lot of the background ponies that the fans have made up names for, like Colegate.
Then I'd resist every attempt to change me back. At least until I started missing having hands.
Shouldn't the question be "Who would you do first?"
ReplyDeleteThe post just says, that I am now Rainbow Dash. I'd see if the real Rainbow Dash was around somewhere and see if she wants to hang out.
ReplyDeleteThen we could pull awesome pranks on Pinkie and Twilight and Applejack. Oh and hang out with Scoots as Scootaloo is cool. Oh and check out my fine flank in the mirror.
Shoot myself! ._q
ReplyDeleteFly... Alot.
ReplyDeleteClop.
ReplyDeleteYay! Im Rainbow Dash? I would personaly prefer to be Twilight Sparkle, but Rainbow Dash was my 2nd pick anyways.
ReplyDeleteI have no clue what I would do. I would have wings, be light blue and can do a Sonic Rainboom. I have no clue where to start.
Race! Doesn't matter against who, just gotta feel the speed, the adrenaline and the the wind in my mane!
ReplyDelete1.) Fly, just cuz.
ReplyDelete2.) Nap on a cloud.
3.) Realize I'm gonna get shipped with everyone.
4.) Realize I'm gonna get shipped with EVERYONE.
5.) Not sure if want.
6.) Back to sleep.
YOU DO A MOTHERFUCKING BARREL ROLL
ReplyDelete...wait, I just realized, if I got Rainbow Dash's body, would that mean that Rainbow Dash gets mine?
ReplyDelete...
O_O
*starts putting questionable saved images in password-protected hidden folders*
*deletes all browsing history*
Wouldn't want to make a bad impression...
1) Freak out.
ReplyDelete2) Panic a bit more.
3) Notice I am flapping my wings in my rush of panic. Ponder. Wings. Pony. Rainbow Dash.
4) Fan squee
5) OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!!
6) Fly around, drawing rainbows on the sky and performing sonic rainbooms.
7) Wake up :(
1) Ohmygosh!Ohmygosh!Ohmygosh!Ohmygosh!OHMYGOSH!
ReplyDelete2) Find Twilight.
3) Explain situation.
4) Find a way to bring back the original Rainbow Dash and get me back to my world to avoid disrupting the natural order of things.
I'm not selfish. *shrugs*
Find Pinkie and make some Pinkiedash shipping.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't even realize who I was untill I saw a mirror or someone called my name.
ReplyDeleteRealize I am on a cloud, promptly fall thru it.
Hit the ground because I wouldn't realize I have wings.
Have everypony stare at me like something was wrong.
Realize something is horribly wrong.
Do something about it. Dunno what.
- Panic
ReplyDelete- Realize what just happend
- Tumble my way to Twilight and tell her
"Hey Twilight. I need to talk to you about, uh, something."
- Explain the situation.
- Leave her to think. Go visit Pinkie Pie.
- Break the fourth wall.
- Tell everyone that RD isn't RD anymore.
- Mourn the loss of my human hands. Oh well.
Hmm...
ReplyDelete1.OMGOMGOMGOMG
2.Wingboner
3.Shipping commences
4.?????????
5.PROFIT
Sleep on a cloud
ReplyDeleteJust fly around.
ReplyDeleteBECOME PONY CHUCK YEAGER
ReplyDeleteDash off.
ReplyDeleteI walk to the cloud edge of my floating home, stare out across the land of Equestria in stone-faced coldness. as a twisted notion overtakes my senses. After a few minutes, the insane whirlwind of desire and adrenaline welling up inside me cracks through, first at the end of my muzzle as my equine lips part in a razor thin gap, then slowly crawls back towards each ear, only ending in my once pretty face being distorted into a grotesquely mad death grin.
ReplyDelete"This world... is mine. This world is going to be raped."
...and that's how Discord was born.
Confess my undying love for Applejack and then fly off into the sun, carrying her.
ReplyDelete@Weggles Good one!
ReplyDeleteMyself, I'd fly up as high as I could, then fly as FAST as I could, and then park my pony self on a cloud and look down to see the world pass by below.
After that? Visit Twilight and everypony else so they can fix whatever happened. *sigh* Rainbow Dash wouldn't enjoy being in my body.
Or do we get turned into a physical clone of Dashy instead?
> Retrieve hooves from---
ReplyDeleteYou already have them here dumbass.
>Sonic Rainboom into the fucking past, then Sonic Rainboom Hiroshima and Nagasaki before the nuke goes off.
Think to myself: "Damn, I wanted Rarity."
ReplyDeleteZip through the clouds at ludicrous speed!
ReplyDeleteCreepy comments. Yesh. o.O
ReplyDeleteI would just fly around. Hell I'll fly all over the world just to see how big Equestria really is.
Nap on a fluffy cloud.
ReplyDeleteI'm a pony? Again?! Why!!??
ReplyDeleteWell, that depends. Did I actually become Rainbow Dash, or did my mind somehow cross the dimensional rift to Equestria and replace Rainbow Dash's, making me control Rainbow Dash as if she was my body, but I still exist on Terra (I refer to Earth as Terra when also speaking of other planets/celestial areas)?
ReplyDeleteIf I am Rainbow Dash here, then I would proceed to either confuse my friends and family, or clop because I have absolutely nothing better to do right now and Equestrian physics don't exactly apply, so no Sonic Rainboom.
If I am Rainbow Dash in Equestria, then I would do the one thing Rainbow Dash does best: SHIP WITH ALL THE PONIES!
There are so many assumptions that need to be clarified here.
ReplyDeleteAm I her in every sense of the word? Do I retain her personality and memories? Are my own replaced by said personality and memories. If so, I would do whatever Rainbow Dash would do (or was doing) given the situation.
If I retain my own personality and memories, I wouldn't likely know WHAT to do... as trying to do anything might get myself killed. I'd probably experiment with her wings first though, as soon as I was over the giddiness of the fact that I was in Equestria, and then the horror that I had replaced one of it's most endearing and important characters with absolutely no knowledge of what to do, how to act, or even if I still had the ability to channel loyalty... something that might be soon needed with the second season about to come out.
If I am somehow a conglomeration of her personality and memories, as well as my own...
Oh yeah... that sky is aaaaaalll mine.
Flap.
ReplyDeleteFind a Hydra, get its attention, fly circles around it. Ask if it jelly.
ReplyDeleteTake a nap. Cheating, emptily posturing, and being a bad friend can wait until after I've procrastinated half the day away.
ReplyDeleteClearly the first thing that should be done, and I would do, is just take a nap on a cloud. I'll worry about important stuff, ya know, later.
ReplyDeleteTake a nap.
ReplyDeleteDiddle my delicious candy vag. Then I would see if Derpy would let me molest her in exchange for a muffin.
ReplyDeleteApplejack!
ReplyDelete1. fly
ReplyDelete2. nap on some clouds
3. avoid pinkie pie like the plague
4. find soarin
I would fly and just experience the freedom to lift myself off the ground and use that ability to experience the world and what it has in a way I otherwise would not be able to.
ReplyDeleteSHIPPING
ReplyDeleteCreep everypony out with my random grumbling about how I have to adjust to being a girl.
ReplyDeleteSing Rainbow's part in "At the Gala" and get a wingboner listening to my awesome voice
ReplyDelete1.Sonic Rainboom
ReplyDelete2.Get RD a boyfriend to stop the roumors of her being lesbian
Punch holes into clouds!
ReplyDeleteMasterbate furiously
ReplyDeletePunch holes into clouds!
ReplyDeleteGo see Pinkie Pie and Lyra and ask them how they deal with being a human trapped in a pony's body.
ReplyDelete1) Would geek out.
ReplyDelete2) Figure out how the wings work.
3) Teach Scootaloo how to fly, cause DAMN she needs to.
4) Brohoof Luna and Celestia.
5)???
Fly. It's always been a dream of mine. in fact, after this show I now what I want to do with my life. I want to be a stunt pilot.
ReplyDeleteThen I'll hang with Pinkie Pie.
fly
ReplyDeleteAttempt a Sonic Rainboom, but fail physics by running into the sound "barrier"
ReplyDeleteSince there are a bunch of different interpretations of this, I'll assume it's my mind and memories in Rainbow Dash's body in Ponyville. My priorities would be something like this:
ReplyDelete1. Get used to the situation, figure out how my new body works and how to use it.
2. Make sure I don't do anything disastrous, like not knowing how to fly and falling off a cloud to my death.
3. Discreetly seek help from somepony (Twilight is the obvious choice) and explain the situation. I'd probably be intentionally vague about what/how I knew of Equestria to avoid ridiculously weird conversations.
4. Get a handle on basic necessities (food, water, shelter, bathrooms) and the most basic aspects of Equestrian etiquette and culture to avoid doing something I'd regret horribly.
5. Try to work out what happened, if it's reversible, and if it's repeatable (don't want to leave Equestria in too much of a hurry if I can't come back!)
6. Get somepony to cover for Rainbow Dash's weather responsibilities, since I probably wouldn't be up to the task, at least not right away.
7. Work out what happened to Rainbow Dash if I'm in her body.
8. Enjoy myself and explore Ponyville and Equestria!
9. FLYYYYYY
What do I do first?
ReplyDeleteTwilight Sparkle.
Preferably something that could be done in 10 seconds flat.
ReplyDelete"EEEEEEYYYYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
ReplyDelete"I'm a pony!"
"I'm a pegasis pony!"
"I'm Rainbow Dash?"
"I'm now a female? Feels kinda weird." Blushes while looking in a mirror hanging on the wall. "Uh, wow I've got a cute flank. OK, where am I. More importantly what happened to Rainbow Dash?"
"Hey! What are you doing inside my head!"
"Huh, Rainbow Dash?"
"Yeah! Who the heck are you and why are you in my head...KEEP YOUR...uh MY HOOVES OFF ME!"
"Oh, sorry, I didn't know you where here or why I am in your body with you."
"So chump what are you? A nightmare trying to take over Equestria?"
"Um, I'm a guy."
"YYYEEEEEAAAHHHHH! WHAT'S GOING ON! WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL THE GIRLS? THEY'LL THINK I'M CRAZY! THE PRINCESSES WILL BANISH A FREAK LIKE ME TO THE EVERFREE FOREST! MY LIFE IS RUINED!"
"OK, Dash, I'm just as freaked out about this as you are but we've got to think of something."
"Ok,ok, ok, ok but answer me this who are you besides a colt."
"I never said I was a colt. I'm a human being."
"O.K. What's your name?"
"Stevo."
@Idle Drifter
ReplyDeleteSuddenly "Self Insertion" takes on a whole new meaning...
@V
ReplyDeleteThis times 9001.
@Idle Drifter
ReplyDeleteAnd you just made an opening to a fanfic that is probably going to be written in the next day or so by someone.
Sonic Rainboom baby!!
ReplyDelete@Greenf0x typity typity type...
ReplyDelete@Misterz100 ......hah!
ReplyDeleteI would house sit for a bear.
well Now that im Rainbowdash the first thing i would do its stop being Sick and became Awsome!
ReplyDeleteHave massive group sex with every single pony in the whole town.
ReplyDelete@Jack Clover
ReplyDeleteI have one of the most totally awesome ideas ever: "You're Double Rainbow Dash." Twilight messes up a spell (I have a plausible reason and everything!) and suddenly there's another Rainbow Dash, only the double isn't quite used to being a pony, or having wings, being female, or extreme rainbow hormones of sexy awesome. Written from the first person perspective of Double RD as she deals with RD trying to cool-ify her, the Mane 6 confusing the Dashies, occasional quests to save Ponyville and/or Equestria, and worst of all: living as an over-charged magical pegasus of pure rainbow awesomeness. Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash: They Fight Crime!
So, uh, anyone think I should actually try writing it? I've never actually written fanfic before and there's no way this would be realistic if DRD didn't have to deal with lots of sex urges and stuff, which is
something I'm twice as probably-not-good-enough to write well as everything else. Unless someone else wants to write it, which would be a first.
Make a SAN check.
ReplyDeleteIf I pass, I get to find a way OUT of her body!
If I fail, we both succumb to HORRIBLE NIGHTMARES.
[S] RBD: Ascend.
ReplyDeleteGo find Fluttershy and snuggle her like crazy, cus dammit Flutterdash is cute and I WILL make it happen! >> << XD
ReplyDeleteSleep
ReplyDeleteSonic Rainboom or crash into the ground trying.
ReplyDeleteNap on a cloud, obviously.
ReplyDeleteThen go ask Pinkie Pie what's going on, since it's obviously her fault.
1) Be moderately surprised
ReplyDelete2) Take a minute to figure out out how walk, stand, etc
3) Don't tell anypony what happened, in fear they would work to reverse it
4) Enjoy life.
It'd probably go like this:
ReplyDelete1. Stare at a mirror for about 30 minutes from shock.
2. Freak out.
3. Get used to it.
4. Figure out how to walk and fly.
5. Fly around at supersonic speeds.
6. RAINBOOM!
7. Annoy countless ponies with fanboy OHMYGOSH's until they question RD's sanity.
8. Get bored and want to be human again.
Duh, Wings *flaps wings*
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6JhbBs5C4
ReplyDelete'Nuff said.
@Puzzle Plate oh and get Scootaloo to do my chores (go make me a sandwich)
ReplyDeleteExplore Equestria then freak Twilight out.
ReplyDeleteExplore the skies and Equestria!
ReplyDeleteTell Fluttershy I love her...
ReplyDeleteEat a flower. Always wanted to be able to do that.
ReplyDeletedo a sonic rainboom, (duh) then a hyper-sonic rainboom!!!! then sleep.
ReplyDelete"You Are Now Rainbow Dash" sounds like the title of a Choose Your Own Adventure book.
ReplyDeleteThat I would totally buy.
1. Freak out
ReplyDelete2. Figure out how to be the opisite sex let alone species
3. Fly/Sonic Rainboom
4. Find out who else was turned into a Pony.
1. Learn to at least stand and walk as a pony.
ReplyDelete2. Realize that if i'm Rainbow Dash, then Rainbow Dash is me, panic.
3. Be thankful that humans take so much longer to learn to walk, if Dash can't leave my room, then less to worry about.
4. Learn to glide.
5. Leave house.
6. Find the good doctor, hope he can help.
7. Avoid Pinkie like the plague, she will know right away I'm not Dash.
8. Plan for unavoidable failure to avoid Pinkie.
9. Blame personality differences on feeling ill.
10. Try to figure out rock hard evidence to prove to Twilight I'm not Dash.
11. Do my best to help those helping me get me home.
-RD: Visit farmlands-
ReplyDeleteIf you're going to race, you will need energy. Although you are fast enough anyway. There are various types of foods growing here.
-RD: Pick a pumpkin-
What pumpkin? There are no pumpkins in Ponyville, and surely there never will be.
-RD: Ask Applejack for a race-
Applejack would like to invite all of your friends to join the race.
-RD: Prepare food to give energy-
You ask Applejack if she has any foods which will give you sufficient energy. Not that you need it or anything. You would win anyway.
She has a hotdog.
-RD: Check contents of hotdog-
She put......APPLE SAUCE on this hot god.
You get to the race track, and prepare to run, disregarding your craving for food. All of your friends are there. Pinkie Pie's mouth is covered in flour.
-All: Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL-
All of a sudden, the aforementioned shit (the race) just got real. You mildly consider defeating all of your opponents in the race through the power of deudly firearms.....although that would be cheating. It would also kill your friends.
-RD: First, be the pink pony. Second, run-
You are now Pinkie Pie. You have just spent your morning making out with your dear friend, Madame LeFlour. You are going to try and win the race. For her.
-PP: Be RD again-
You are now Rainbow Dash. The race has started and you forgot to run. You were too busy being the other pony. You run as fast as you can. You are close to finishing the first lap when suddenly, shocking plot development.
You are exhausted and you can't go much further. You should have eaten that hotdog. What will you do now?
(I'm enjoying this more than I should)
why seduce fluttershy of course!
ReplyDelete@FlutterDash
ReplyDeleteindeed.
if i was rainbow dash, fluttershy in 10 seconds flat.
(flutterdash is the best ship)
Double take
ReplyDeleteWoo Octavia?
ReplyDeleteKill all of the colts.
ReplyDeletenow everyone's forced to be a lesbian.
1. Find Luna
ReplyDelete2. Hit on Luna
Fly above the cloudline.
ReplyDeleteFly as fast as I possibly could.
Do tons of crap only she could do.
ReplyDelete1. Fly.
ReplyDelete2. Nap.
3. Repeat
@QuantumFire
ReplyDeleteI should be disappoint, but...I can't, really.
@Ekke
ReplyDeleteThis, and then go troll the weather, and quite possibly Gilda for being such a troll herself.
Enjoy myself as Pinkie Pie violently murdered me.
ReplyDeleteFOOOREVER!!
@Hio590
ReplyDeleteyep, I concur. No sense in rushing these things :D
Be fucking awesome. That would be the first thing I do, even though it would take only half a second because Dash is always fucking awesome (with emphasis on the swear word).
ReplyDeleteProve my hetrosexuality?
ReplyDeletewell, first i would freak the hell out (in a good way) because i am Rainbow Dash. then freak the hell out (the bad way) because i am now a woman. not to sure how to deal with that <_<. i would then learn how to control my new body and fly for days and days and days because it has always been my dream to be able to fly. then fool around with Luna ;). AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS! and forever be afraid to be alone with pinke pie. FOR-EEEEVERRR! I would love to know what the real rainbow dash is doing in my body though...and also scared.
ReplyDelete400 comments, holy crap. lol
ReplyDeleteI'd wonder why I'm not Octavia instead as she is so much cooler. ;)
Sleep with every mare in Ponyville. Then, find out how to become Twilight Sparkle. Then after that, sleep with every mare in Ponyville again. :3
ReplyDeleteOh so you said what's the first thing you would do? Not a list, like everyone else said.
ReplyDeleteIt's simple the first thing that I would do as Rainbow Dash... is breathe. Duh
@Greenf0x
ReplyDeleteI guess I better start writing. I've been tossing around a few ideas for a fanfic but for some reason coming up with a crazy idea of being stuck inside Rainbow Dash's head sounded fun. I guess I should get started.
@NotAGoodUsername360
Self insertion to a strange possibly even dark regions where writers fear to tread. I might as well pack a few lunches and get started.
@Idle Drifter
ReplyDeletelol from that opening though it would definitely be an....interesting read.
I would freak out to begin with. Once I've calmed myself down, figured out how to walk and found a mirror to get a look at myself, I would proceed to fly around and explore Ponyville and the surrounding area. When I've concluded the "ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh" period that follows the freakout period, I would seek out Twilight/Pinkie to find out exactly what is going on.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'd fly around, get used to the gender swap, become a more social pony, and walk around on my back hooves like a boss.
ReplyDeleteOh, and see the ponies.
1.Fly Really fast.
ReplyDelete2.Injuring myself in various ways.
3.Have a relationship with anyone and everyone.
4.????
5.PROFIT
Crash into Twilight's library. Not on purpose, of course.
ReplyDelete...of course... >_>;;
I also would want to tinker with the clouds and weather a bit. I forgot to add that this morning
ReplyDeleteNap on a cloud.
ReplyDeleteCome to the conclusion i'm in a self insert fanfaction where Twilight Sparkle "Accidentally" turned me into Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDeleteWonder out loud if Ashleigh Ball is out there somewhere simultaneously speaking these words as I am.
ReplyDeleteGo find a nice stallion
ReplyDelete