On that note: I think some of you actually thought Spiderses was a serious story submission. Hopefully you realized the truth after reading a few of the comments. A story called Half Life: Full Life Consequences was released a while back, and each fandom has tried to emulate it's amazingness in their own style. While Spiderses does come close, I don't think it's possible to top it, but the valiant effort and ridiculousness of it warranted a nonsense post.
On that note again: Please don't send more fics like this in an attempt to take the title! Spiderses sort of built it's own mini community pre-post, so it was passed on to me by the masses. It wasn't actually "submitted".
Anyway have a live reading!