Dear faithful subjects,
I see your obnoxious jubilation yesterday caused no end of trouble for the Royal Guards.
This is something her royal highness will NOT tolerate.
You may have noticed already, but your precious little hooves are now firmly planted on the moon. I hope you weren't enjoying the beautiful sunshine I bring you every single day without question or fail with nary an ounce of praise or thanks, because it's gone now. Come to think of it, you don't even bring me flowers. That hurts my feelings.
Enjoy the moon dust. I've heard it's toxic. Try not to breathe too hard.
Your Tyrannical Kind and Loving Overlord,
Princess Celestia
393 comments:
She was nowhere near us!
ReplyDeletePlus she's probably on the ship thing that just wrecked in the courtyard of the palace.
Well the palace guards will have some big business ahead of them won't they?
OH GREAT. SHE'S IN A QUICKLY DESIGNED, CRASHED SPACESHIP. IN THE MIDDLE OF A POTENTIAL REVOLUTION. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW.
ReplyDeleteYeah...someone really should try to find her...
ReplyDeleteThen shall we go do something about it?
ReplyDeleteShe should be fine, she has Rainbow Dash and Applejack with her right?
Uhhh... right on second though we better go right away.
Head to the palace.I'll cover you from here!
*charges horn*
NO. YOU THINK T.O.? I THOUGHT WE COULD JUST LET HER SUFFOCATE IN THE WRECKAGE.
ReplyDeleteGreat. Who's idea was it to let them have that meeting. I mean seriously?
ReplyDeleteYou DO NOT let Cave "cerialvelocity" Johnson, GlaDos, and Trollestia into the same room together. Now they've managed to come up with a sadistic plan thanks to GlaDos, which involves using Equestrian Innovation's portal technology combined with Trollestia's power to send us all TO THE MOON!
I bet the moon rocks were GlaDos' idea. It was as close to deadly neurotoxin as she could get. Well I hope you're all happy. I for one wasn't planning on coming here until my honey moon with Luna. Now that plans ruined. You MONSTERS.
I'll go perform a daring rescue, but I'll spare you the details...
ReplyDeleteAny zompony that gets close to you is dust major.
ReplyDelete*Blasts a time zombie.*
The Moon's been a bit boring to be honest. But then I found Sentinel Prime in the Ark. And so when we get off this thing, we'll be sending Celestia to the moon with a KICK.
ReplyDelete(Oh, then I'll put Luna on the throne if it makes anyone happy.)
STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteYou're trying to set things right huh? Let me help. I may not be related to Celestia in any way, shape, or form (Blatant Lie) but i'll do all i can to help you! Take "Yatter-Wan" and give him these. *Hands her the Mecha-Tonics. They are like power ups that will allow him to unleash "Surprise Robots of the Week."* But Only use him when push comes to shove and as a last resort. I'll wish you luck!
A pony pulls himself from the wreckage of the schlepped together spacecraft, he's green with a black mane. He notices Twilight Sparkle and approaches her to ask her whats going on. Before he could get a word out, she blasted his head off.
ReplyDelete*clears some away* Well, that's one reason I'm actually glad it was built so shoddily...
ReplyDeleteaeiou
ReplyDelete@The Yatter-Moon
ReplyDeleteHuh?
I'm just trying to protect the Major while he rescues Fluttershy.
The second you try to lay a hoof on Celestia,you may as well count me as an enemy.
*Blasts another zompony* That's it. I'm going to talk to celestia.
*Gallops into the palace*
Time Zombies...why did it have to be Time Zombies...?
ReplyDeleteWell, shall we look for the Nazi moonbase? I hear they have flying saucers so returning back and trolling Celestia won't be a problem. Hopefully we have enough unicorns to pilot them or that they are hoof-compatible.
ReplyDeleteNow let's see, was it on the dark side...
This is so incredible I cannot even describe the sheer concentration of awesome this contains.
ReplyDeleteAlso, JOHN MADDEN!
T.O.
ReplyDeleteYou know what these things are?
For Celestia's sake colt.Tell me what they are!
No idea, I just felt that line fit the moment.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteOkay then. Just remember that she's the one who caused this. *takes Yatter-Wan and heads for a shortcut.*
Lucky for me, all i need to do is jinx everything and say "I certainly hope that Celestia isn't watching me, and that she would at least try and kill me."
But I don't have hooves! This is blasphemy! This is madness!
ReplyDeleteSPAAACE SPACE SPACE, IM IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH OH OH, THERES A STAR< AND THERES ANOTHER ONE!!!
ReplyDeleteSPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
wait.... hooves...?
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Lily Surette
ReplyDeleteMadness? THIS, IS MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteNo, it's a traitor round.
*robusts with a fire extinguisher*
oooooooooh! I LOVE celestia! <3<3<3<3<3
ReplyDeleteO.O wow, within 3 hours this post got 227 comments...
ReplyDeleteHey, it's not so bad up here. I mean, atleast the moon's getting closer to Ea-- Whoa! Is that a clock tower?! When did Ponyville get one of those?
ReplyDelete@ Blog owner.
ReplyDeleteIm greatly saddened to see that the most popular pony-blog is in the hands of some obsessed Celestia-hater. Your silly jokes are annoying and no longer fun. I highly doubt that you will read this message, but come to think about it, have you ever had a normal Celestia-theme without your biased opinion on her? Or have you ever thought that trying to put your own words into Celestia's mouth offends those that disagree with you? Let me enlighten you, it really does and is really annoying. But keep trolling us all, im pretty sure you have an army of blind followers watching you in the mouth to justify and praise everything you do.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteUh dude... Its just a joke. O.O Theres just as much Luna-hating jokes and pro-Celestia/Luna fanfic/comics/art on this site. Don't take it too seriously man.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteFailtroll
I don't mind being on the moon if it means I'm close to LUUUUUUNAAA!
ReplyDeleteOMG OMG OMG! I'M IN SPAAAAAAAACCEEEEEEE!
ReplyDeleteIM IN SPACE???? This calls For a LUNA REVOLUTION!!!
ReplyDeleteOk, ok.. No panic
ReplyDeleteWe just have to build and exact replica of equestria over there..
No wait a second.. Celestia is not evil, she's just a troll. Maybe this whole thing will blow over soon.
Don't worry everypony! I just phone The Doctor and he's on the way!
ReplyDeleteHey Celestia, I want you and I to fight! If I win, then you must free everypony from banishment, If I Lose, Then you will kill me on the spot and kill every other hero that you see. Deal?
ReplyDeleteOk, the plan is:
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle teleport down and pick a hundred white roses. She said she never got any flowers, so maybe this will fix that.
The rest of us writes "We're sorry!" on the moon surface.
Then maybe she will take us back.
Brb, going to the dark side.
ReplyDeleteAre we allowed to come back once Equestria Daily hits 7 Million Hits?
ReplyDeleteOk, I just know she's relishing every second of this.
ReplyDeleteI TRIED TO TELL YOU ALL, but you JUST wouldn't listen!
ReplyDeleteNow there's only one thing I can do.
Moonwalk.
ANDGETOUTOFMYFRIDGE!
@Princess Luna
ReplyDeleteWait a second... If you're Luna and i'm The Yatter-Moon... You're over there, back at the moon, and i'm over here, challenging Celestia to a fight, then that means...
There is nothing here, just rocks and dust and a dead whale.
ReplyDeletehttp://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_09/sp_0913_14_v6.jpg?width=480
Let's play the ducktales moon-theme and have a party until Celestia forgives us.
ReplyDelete@The Yatter-Moon
ReplyDeleteDid you really think she wouldn't take the opportunity to send me back to the moon? She's been doing it for years.
Did you not see what she said about 'obnoxious jubilation'? If there's a party, the next place we end up might be the sun! You know, the big, round shiny thing that SHE CONTROLS?
ReplyDelete@T.O. Brony
ReplyDeleteBut aren't we now in a place she doesn't control? The moon's under Luna's control, right?
Right?!
Oh god... Oh well, this means I get to sleep in at least...
ReplyDeleteDont worry! I am certain that we be back in Equestria over about Three days!
ReplyDeleteI also found this radical mask! Do you perhaps know if anybody on the mainland has a green tunic?
*Meanwhile on Eqeustria*
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY, 72 Hours Remaining.
Yay! We're on the moon now! Now we can plan our revolution without further disturbances!
ReplyDeleteFIRE THE MISSILE!
Finally, an occasion to see if my portal horn reacts to moon dust as well as the prototype device I found near that "human" that fell in the Sweet Apple Acres.
ReplyDelete@Princess Luna
ReplyDeleteActually, I was thinking right now that i'm an Expy of you from Japan.
Anyways, Celestia must challenge me to a fight. Then if i win, she must free everyone from banishment. But if i lose, then she has every right to kill me.
Technically, I can control both, but it's harder to know what I'm doing while ON the moon, and the sun's harder to control at all.
ReplyDeleteWhat is going on?
ReplyDeleteI am so confused!
Come on Celestia, -You've had your fun now. You're scaring everypony.
ReplyDeleteI'm on the moon?
ReplyDeleteYou realize you just sent *me* to the moon, right?
By the time I get done covering the surface of this thing with clopfics and nuclear-fusion fics, you'll never be able to have the moon out at night without every pony knowing of so many secret lusts for EVERY OTHER PONY ON THE PLANET not that it matters much with the whole mind control magic and all but I'M GOING TO PRETEND IT DOES PRINCESS, YOU'RE GOING TO LOOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEE! Princess Celest[plot], I mean. Not that other princess I know nothing about and can't remember the name of.
I like this part!
ReplyDeleteDON'T YOU DARE RUIN MY BEAUTIFUL MOON, YOU CURR!
ReplyDeleteI hope atleast some of the unicorns here are putting up some magic shields for us... All this stellar radiation can't be good for our flanks....
ReplyDeleteOkay...
ReplyDeleteWell shit...
ReplyDeletenow I get to say this..
ReplyDeleteOne small step for colts and one big leap for Ponykind. For the name of Princess Luna I claim this piece of white dusty wasteland! *plants Luna flag* now.. TOGA PArty everypony!
Luna if you can control the moon. Why not just use it to threaten to create huge mass of tidal waves to flood the world until we get back down to earth? Or actually move it so we have an eternal eclipse? Hell why not just break large parts of it, send them into the earth, and kill major cities?
ReplyDeleteOk Luna...deep breaths, deeeep breaths...then again, that may not be such a good idea...
ReplyDeleteI still love you Celestia.
ReplyDeleteI guess I might as well start Portal 2 now.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I already knew about this part.
Oh well, no better time than now I suppose ..
ReplyDelete"Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
Without a love of my own ..."
Space?
ReplyDeleteSPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE! SPAAAAAAAACE!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! *hits the surface* D'oh!
*pulls out Mincraft miner's pick, and immediately starts work, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!*
BARROWMAN! *shakes hoof*
ReplyDeleteWe can ride the Nyancat back to Ponyville. Or maybe monorail cat...
ReplyDeleteEverypony, just keep your towels safe, and as long as we can hitchhike we can *looks at hoofs*
ReplyDeleteCELESTIA DAMN IT!
Ok, Ladies and Gentlecolts. Now that I am here, let's just make the best of this situation until Celestia gets us back. Come on everypony, you know the lyrics, -haha! A 1-2, 1-2-3-4!
ReplyDeleteFryyyy me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hoof
In other words, baby, kiss meeee
Okay, I can feel your spirits lifting already. Sing along for the next verse!
Days turned into years
ReplyDeleteand into centuries
Patience had to fade
Don't you see that there is
vengeance in my eyes?
Luna won't you cry for me
I'm as lonely as I've ever been
I am forced back into the start
Is there any way to fix a broken heart?
May i make a Portal joke here or i'm too late for this?
ReplyDeleteI am really enjoying the updates from Princess Celestia. I wonder if Luna will make any.
ReplyDelete@d10110101 Now you're thinking with Portal jokes..
ReplyDeleteI normally scroll to the bottom of the comments and read up...does not work this time WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE!?!
ReplyDeleteYou'll never guess what i found in my sock drawer yesterday! Go ahead! Guess!
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else read that in GLaDOS's voice?
ReplyDeleteNO WE HAVE TO EXPLORE
ReplyDeleteaeiou
Everypony!
ReplyDeleteWeve received reinforcements from the newly bronified empire!
ALL HAIL LUNA!
LET THE INVASION COMMENCE!
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F%3Fgl%3DGB%26hl%3Den-GB&hl=en-GB&gl=GB#/watch?v=Y6VKmn31z-w
-zanzibar
I wonder if we find any transformers here
ReplyDelete@Ivan2294 I know,she over reacts to EVERYTHING. (anger management
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else read that in GLaDOS's voice?
ReplyDeletedamn double post -_-
ReplyDeleteAh, I love the smell of Moon Portals in the morning!
ReplyDeleteNO GUYS WE NEED TO EXPLORE!
ReplyDelete(portal 2 joke got old)
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
ReplyDeleteUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ReplyDeleteI smiled. Hi Space Core!
ReplyDeleteBut... why is the Sun blocked? I mean, we're on the Moon, and the Earth is right there... what is blocking the Sun?
You know. This is a great place to play real life Minecraft.
ReplyDeleteDIBS ON THE FIRST CAVE!!!!
NO GUYS WE NEED TO EXPLORE!
ReplyDelete(portal 2 joke got old)
Dear Princess Luna,
ReplyDeleteSAVE US!
With love,
Your faithful subjects.
Before being sent to the moon... Again
ReplyDeleteI really want to have the picture used in the banner anyone have a link to it?
You know, there could be gems here and Rarity would know, because she could find them...
ReplyDeleteWell I don't know about all of you, but I'm not waiting for two girls and a robotic monkey to build a rocket to come get us. I have a feeling it'd take about ten years.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go find the ruins of the Moon Palace and ask if the spirit of Queen Serenity can send us home.
... Also why is there a bear named Desmond here?
(PS: To the person who mentioned Ponyville having a new clock tower. You're Majora's Mask reference did not go unnoticed! ^_^)
Wait a minute, if Space Core is here, aren't the Fact and Adventure Cores and Wheatley in here too?
ReplyDeleteImagine the Fact Core when it sees talking ponies, not to mention magic!
Dear faithful servants of the Lunar Republic,
ReplyDelete...
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!
-Hitches a ride on a comet-
Also, Celestia can control the moon, too. And breaking my beautiful moon would be bad. Raining fragments down upon the doomed heads of ponies would be badder, causing untold changes in nature, and destroy my beautiful moon.
*wakes up*
ReplyDelete*is suddenly hanging from stalactite in Moon cave*
...THIS is what I get for going to sleep?
Wait a second...This is the Moon! The Moon has Luna!
>everything went better than expected
*Narwhal's Bend walks by, talking to Luna*
...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
i "oh. shit."ed out loud
ReplyDelete....well this is boring. *leaves moon*
ReplyDelete@kriss1989
ReplyDeleteGetting bored of space.
Earth.
Earth, Earth, Earth.
Wanna go to Earth, wanna go to Earth.
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ReplyDeleteI'll help.
ReplyDelete@Torrential Rains
Celestia sent us to the moon and I'M the bad guy?
@Display Name
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHHA!
I have but one thing to say about this.
ReplyDeleteI told you Bronies. I told you about the moon. It keeps happening.
Yes, my majesty!
ReplyDeleteHow do you say... so be it.
Huh, wimp. No wonder your sister trolls you. To think I made a fanfic for you.
ReplyDeleteScrew you guys, I'm going home!
(Takes a blue police box out of bag of holding, enters, and it dissapears)
So long suckers!
Later.
Why are you guys all so upset about this, anyway? Don't a bunch of you have wings? I know I do.
ReplyDelete*flies back home*
Celestia's Not A troll :(
ReplyDeleteLuna has wings and she couldn't fly.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if everypony is here, isn't Doctor Whooves?
Chaos! Chaaooooos!!
ReplyDelete*runs screaming*
@Torrential Rains
ReplyDeleteTell me me about what?
I haven't read all this so far.
This won;t effect our plans. Oh, oh she oh no she saw what I saw and she's going to send me up there. I guess it wouldn't be too bad, lots of space.
Hey! Who's been storing antimatter in mass quantities on the Moon!?!
ReplyDeleteDo you want the Moon to look like this?!
http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/1706/shatteredhorizon.jpg
If so, don't store kilograms of the stuff in one place! At least when spread out, the fragments simply be pushed against each other. As it is, there's enough here that one wrong move could potentially permanently destroy the Moon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0tYs5U5RI&feature=related
ReplyDelete@Marnax Luna had a slightly better cage than simply being stuck on the surface of the moon.
ReplyDeleteBut on second thoughts, maybe the rest of you should find a different way home. I'm fire-resistant.
@Tiroth I think I can find a fire-proofing spell...
ReplyDeleteWell, there you go. Re-entry shouldn't be a problem, so why hang around?
ReplyDeleteReading these comments to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPkhhLC1tf8 is like the funniest thing ever, I swear.
ReplyDelete*Casts Fire-Proofing Spell, Metal wings spell, and flies off moon*
ReplyDeleteI don't know about the rest of you, But I'm going to flag down an Eagle and hitch a ride to Moonbase Alpha...
ReplyDelete...Oh bugger. Here comes a platoon of Judoon.
*A Large Fleet Of Zeppelins Approaches The Moon*
ReplyDeleteI TOLD YOU BRO
ReplyDeleteI TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MOON
IT'S HAPPENING...again
Dear Princess Celestia
ReplyDeleteHenry Freeman has used friendship to bring John Freeman back to life! Move to the countryside and be friends with John Freeman or John Freeman will send you back to science and outer space with bear hands!
signed John Freeman, savior of humens
Isn't this AWESOME? Rumentia is going to save us from the moon in space zeppelins!
ReplyDelete>Spend college learning how to design rockets to go to space
ReplyDelete>Princess Celestia cuts out all the hard work and just sends me there
Well, I'm perfectly fine with this.
GLaDOS? Is that you? 0;
ReplyDeleteprincess gladosia .. hrm.
Celestia, what are you doing on EqD?
ReplyDeleteI'M ON THE MOON
ReplyDeleteI'M ON THE MOON
I'M ON THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON
If I were to see her again...I would just say...I was sorry. Sorry for being such a disrespectful subject.
ReplyDelete-Went back to roaming Equestria wearing a fake nose and glasses-
ReplyDeletebut..but I sent flowers. :(
ReplyDeleteDAMN YOU DERPY!!! IF ONLY YOU WERE A MORE COMPETENT MAIL PONY, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED!!!!!! AHHH!!!
*le gaspe for air*
SOmone has to draw the bronies on the moon. There would be bronies doing zero g flips while yelling SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! There'd be some bouncing around saying John madden john madden john madden. It'd be greeeeeeeeat.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I DID send her flowers. Packed with explosives.
ReplyDeleteGreetings your Royal Highness, Princess Celestia,
ReplyDeleteDo you earnestly believe sending bronies to the moon is a punishment? Sure, it'd be bad for a PONY, maybe, but BRONIES are neigh (see what I did there?) indestructible. Poison Lunar Dust? Ha, we call it cheese. Vacuum of space? It just means we don't have to hear idiotic banter anymore.
Besides, the view from here kicks all sorts of flank.
Thank you for the wonderful experience,
Ciroton.
P.S - Beware the polka-dotted pony, or else seal your doom. >=D
Crab Circle!
ReplyDeleteI told you bro
ReplyDeleteI told you about the moon
To Her Royal Failure, Princess Trollestia -
ReplyDeleteHi. You left me a portal gun; I'm sorry you did that, because I can just place a portal under you now and bring you here as well. Given that portals retain physics, it'd also be safe to say I'd start sucking the air from Equestria, so unless you want to watch your subjects, sister, and planet die, I'd recommend letting us free.
Also, there's a pony down on Equestria with a yellow mane and a blue coat. Don't bother him, 'cause he's not exactly on your side so much as Luna's.
At any rate, one way or another, I'm getting us out of here, and we're ALL headed for you.
-Terrible Fanart Brony
if anypony happens to see Major Rains please let him know that I still would like to go out for a meal.
ReplyDeleteIF we ever get back to Equestria. *snif* Who will care for all my animals while I'm away, WHO?!?!?!!?
No guys! We need to explore!
ReplyDeleteGreat, you remain loayal and what happens? You get banished to the moon wiht a bunch of crazy ponies. Well atleast I get internet connection up here. And someone is making cupcakes, how delightful!
ReplyDeleteBut Princess I was the one who tried to cure Philomena when she was sick, remember?
ReplyDeleteI guess Twilight was right, she would send me to to the moon and everyponyelse
WHY THE AWESOME THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I'M SLEEPING!?
ReplyDelete@Terrible Fanart Brony W-why are you using me as blackmail against my sister who clearly didn't care about sending me into space in the first place?
ReplyDeleteI love this fandom. Being banished to the moon is normally a bad thing, but you guys turn it into a positive. Trollestia's plan has backfired
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteStranded on the moon,
ReplyDeleteMake new carving for Earth xD
@Anonymous
ReplyDeletefandom? this IS a bad thing, I was going to get to go out for the 1st time in weeks, with a very sweet stallion I met last night. Then Celestia banishes everypony to the moon! How is this positive?!
*snif* I guess I'm off to explore till somepony figures us a way back.
Row row fight the power!
ReplyDeleteWe must now crash the moon into Celestia's palace!
Row row fight the powah!
What could be a more romantic getaway than the mares of Luna?
ReplyDeleteEndless beaches, hours of sun, no tyrannical overloardess...
And for the record, there's no Queen Serenity on the moon. She moved years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years ago, long before I was sent there. Where did you think I lived while there?
So stay out of my Lunar Castle!
Miss Luna, is this you? http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/oh-dear.html
ReplyDeleteum, guys, I don't think we're alone up here...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn4DW1uvsAE&feature=relmfu
YEY! i allways wanted to go to moon!!!
ReplyDeleteI'M IN SPAAAAAAACE
ReplyDeleteDAD I'M IN SPACE
SON I AM PROUD
DAD ARE YOU SPACE?
YES SON NOW WE CAN BE FAMILY AGAIN.
Off to build pony Rapture and make a witty speech for all you ponies who don't still wish to fallow this insufferable monarchy anymore!
ReplyDeleteAren't you supposed to be benevolent and forgiving? I mean c'mon, that was ONE party!!
ReplyDeleteTyrant! D:<
Poland cannot into Space
ReplyDeleteOh hey hooves!! whooo, imma go see if Zemus is jelly that I get to be Poni'd =D
ReplyDeleteI am laughing for real right now.
ReplyDeleteOh geez, suddenly so many Ponies - just when it was starting to get so peaceful up here, too. Well, other than that babbling space core over there in the distance.
ReplyDelete...Well, at least he's happy, I suppose.
"There was a time in the era of great chaos, when Equestria and the moon were at war with each other. A daredevil from the moon piloted a bizzare aircraft, it was feared, and because of it's shape called... EINHOOFER!"
ReplyDeleteThe last time somepony was sent to the moon, the elements of harmony were used... have the mane 6 turned against us, or something worse!!!!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteActually, I think Twilight Sparkle is floating around here someplace - methinks your so-called Princess has just lost her mind and banished, well, all of you.
That's...tough luck, I suppose.
But, I've always loved and revered you, Princess Celestia!
ReplyDeleteWhy would you do this to me?
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteShes trolling you.
Also... Shes kindda a tyrant.
Welp, to be fair we probably deserved this. Really, it's a just punishment for all the roleplaying.
ReplyDeleteGuys, don't worry, she'll let us down in 1000 years.
As a loyal citizen of Luna City I would like to well all newly transplanted former citizens of the unlawful kingdom of Equestria.
ReplyDeleteJust out of curiosity did Princess Luna return too?
Hey, hey lady. Hey lady. Hey, hey lady....
ReplyDeleteSpace. :3
Curse youuuu CelestiOS!
ReplyDeleteSo we're in space now? I guess I'll just listen to this on repeat until we get back: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSLQBxd37uc
ReplyDeleteAlso Dracula has a Moon Base here so I guess I'll just hang with him.
Aw, sweet.
ReplyDeleteI love the moon.
Thank you, Celestia!
Wonderful, I love the moon.
ReplyDeleteThanks Celestia!
You know it's always night on one side?
So awesome!
Best present ever, ma'am.
The "End of the World," was TODAY? I Sleep through EVERYTHING!
ReplyDeleteSilver get my rebreather
ReplyDeletewutno
ReplyDeleteI need oxygen.
And food.
This is a bit-
Can't breathe-*hurk*
I can't find her for sure!
ReplyDeleteOk. Stand on your tip-toes... then bring your foot down. Move into it... Now you're moonwalking!
ReplyDelete@Princess Luna
ReplyDeleteQueen Serenity moved? Well that sucks. No wonder my key for the place didn't work!
Though I do have to ask, why do you have this odd container in your courtyard, half buried in the ground. It seems to be either orange, or tan. It's hard for me to tell.
There's a ruby seemingly embedded in it's lid though. The entire thing looks like a dumpster if you ask me.
I wonder if I should open it...
How did she teleport me AND Marisa to the moon with all you earth humans, when we where in Gensokyo the whole time!?
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGG TROLLESTIA YOU'VE GOT A TWIN SPARK COMING YOUR WAY WHEN WE GET OUTTA HERE!
How sad, I didn't notice the new list's title has one too many 'to's till now.
ReplyDeletemoon party woooooo!
ReplyDeleteI'm seriously regretful for my absence, Luna. If there's any way I could make it up to you, I gladly welcome it.
ReplyDeleteand if anypony hasn't seen the other board, go over here http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/oh-dear.html
ReplyDeletea little love story inbetween the posts.
...Space, are you my father?
ReplyDeleteHey! There is no cupcakes here!
ReplyDeleteCelestia lied to me ;_;
Oh well, just have to use ponies instead!
>.>
<.<
*snags Cereal*
You didn't see nothin'.
WHO WANTS CUPCAKES?
Hey guys! We have a moonbase!
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As long as we don't mix the dust into a gel, we should be fine. Anybody got anything to eat?
ReplyDeleteDo the cupcakes have froooosting?
ReplyDeleteI GET TO HAVE THE LAST COMMENT MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDelete@Springtime Blues
ReplyDeleteAnd no one wants to meet Insanity Prawn Boy?
THIS IS MADNESS
@Anonymous For the people who are still alive.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS WAR! FOR THE SPACE CORE!
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