[Comedy] [Random] [Shipping] What the actual
Author: angelofrombelow
Description: It had to happen eventually.
...actually, no. No, it really didn't.
Set immediately after the events of Boast Busters, Trixie finds herself in a quandary when she realises she has left her purse behind in Ponyville. She faces a humiliating walk back into town to pick up her money. Before she can turn back, however, she meets a magical, sentient pine cone and her life is changed forever.
The Great And Powerful Trixie Falls In Love With A Pine Cone
Additional Tags: This is your new OTP
73 comments:
Hilariously delicious.
ReplyDeleteThis is so insane a concept that I must read it.
ReplyDeleteOk, usually don't read fanfics but I don't think I can pass this one up.
ReplyDeleteI have not yet read this, but I am sure it will be fantastic. It is scientifically impossible for this to go wrong.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the actual blue blazin' fuck?
ReplyDeleteHahaha, nice. I'll have to dig into this, if it actually made it past the pre-readers. I suspect it had help getting through due to the topic...
ReplyDeleteThat's silly
ReplyDeleteSeems legit.
ReplyDeleteFOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T GET IT:
http://trixieeatingpinecones.tumblr.com/
What is this
ReplyDeleteI don't even
Sounds Saucy :P
ReplyDeletei dub this ship "pixie"
ReplyDeleteit is the best ship
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gSZbRp0DHs&t=0m42s
ReplyDeletewhat i thought when this popped up
I was overcome with joy and humor when I saw the picture heading this.
ReplyDeleteGood play, good play. I might have to read this one.
I loled.
ReplyDeleteOh sweet Celestia.
ReplyDeleteIt actually happened.
Wow, my curiosity is overwhelming.
ReplyDeleteI have to read this!
LOL way to make fun of fanfics and shipping haha
ReplyDeleteMother of God...
ReplyDeleteThe prereaders have been letting some WEIRD stuff onto EQD lately.
ReplyDeleteThat is absolutely not a bad thing; it means the prereaders aren't as uptight as they seem when viewed collectively.
Of all the weirdest things that could possibly happen.....
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteWAT
What the actual flying feather.
ReplyDeleteNext fic review on Everfree Radio imo
ReplyDelete@scotish
ReplyDeletethat is the name of my cat
Well... that was, weird, funny, wut, and the ending was not expected at all...
ReplyDelete5 stars, quite an entertaining read.
O.O" ....... I have no words for this but WAT?
ReplyDeleteI lost sleep at night knowing their wasnt a fic where trixie fell in love with a pinecone, now i can sleep softly knowing my troubles are over. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteTrixie. With a pinecone? That thought will haunt me for years.
ReplyDeleteI don't usually read ship-fics, but I'm left with little choice here.
ReplyDeleteWHERE IS BRONY MIKE HE NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS OMG.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you left behind on the joke, search tumblr.
ReplyDelete@Beta-Carotene
ReplyDeleteNope, pretty sure that honor has to go to the Bloomberg x Tom fic.
Still though, I'm really not sure what to think of this fic. It's Trixie centric, so I should want to read it. Then again it's also a One-shot ship fic, so I'm not all that interested. Then again it's random comedy, which is always a winning pair. Then again it's about a sentient pinecone, so it might just be TOO wacky.
So I guess Seth read this story 10 times straight eh?
ReplyDeleteMy new OTP.
ReplyDeleteTrixieCone is now best ship
ReplyDeleteAannd not bad. But I wouldn't go as far to call it a ship.
ReplyDeleteheh he NO.
ReplyDeleteMy mind is full of lolwuts
ReplyDeletewhat is this I don't even
ReplyDeleteTrixie + Pinecone = OTP!
ReplyDeleteI would recommend to give it a chance it pretty good and has a nice twist.
ReplyDeleteOh god, why...
ReplyDeleteBeautiful. Simply beautiful...
ReplyDeleteOh man, I read this on FiMFiction. This and Sticks And Stones are just the best shipping lampoons ever.
ReplyDeleteThis story is hilarious and well written, with an unexpected twist at the end. Plus, dat premise...
ReplyDeleteIf this doesn't get 6 stars, I will cry.
This... was surprisingly good. I think I need to rethink my life views now.
ReplyDeleteOh and thanks for the anti-wingboner joke. I have never found that meme funny.
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ReplyDeleteThat was funny and a litlebit weird
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ReplyDeleteWow, that was good. Better than I expected.
ReplyDeleteMother of Celestia, there are no words...Except
ReplyDeleteWAT.
and *squee* TRIXIE!??! All my love!
I think I'll stare at the Great and Powerful Trixgeta for a while...
PINKIE PIE!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou've been breaking the forth wall and writing insane fan fiction again haven't you!?
Best. Fanfic. Ever.
ReplyDeleteJust finished reading...
ReplyDeleteWhat the actual flying fuck on a stick with Lobster Thermidor-a-Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried egg on top and spam did I just read?
Dat ending.
It was pretty cool! I give it a 4 personally.
ReplyDeleteThis is an amazing story. I reccommend it to everyone.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, I propose a new category:
"Wat". or perhaps "Watfic".
WTF!? I don't know what to say. TIMEZ to read!
ReplyDelete@Xeddrief
ReplyDeleteUnexpected? Pft. The second I read "Twilight Sparkle? Who's that?" I know exactly what Piney was. Ok so maybe PART of it was unexpected...
Have a muffin, good sir/madam. That was well written, interesting, and certainly a unique way of going about giving a backstory to an inanimate object.
ReplyDeleteI'm not quite sure what I just read, but I think I liked it.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Comment system seems to have derped.
ReplyDeleteFFFffahahaHAhahaha! I love this so much. The idea itself is so hilarious. I never imagined anyone would actually do it though.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this? I don't even....
ReplyDeleteJolly good show, a real cut above the rest says I
ReplyDeleteWhat did I just read?
ReplyDelete9 out of 5
Oh god. The ending. Just... just...
ReplyDelete5 stars is not enough!!
Definitely the best Trixie/Pinecone fanfic I've ever read.
ReplyDeleteThe ending is probabl the most amazing thing that has ever been penned by fiction! A million stars!!
>“Oh. I’m afraid I can’t really see you,” said Piney, “I don’t have any eyes. I rely on a kind of ESP.
ReplyDelete-ESP ? Extra-Sensorial-Powers ? Also, doesn’t he have tiny-tiny eyes, and mouth ?
>“I don’t understand it. How are you even alive?”
-It involves an evil magician, a crazy mad-scientist, and a brain jar. Funny story, really.
>“You are a very silly pine cone,” she said, drifting away, “But I like you.”
-Awww. Who’s a silly pony now. ;)
>listening to you breathing. It was nice
>“Hmm,” said Trixie uncertainly, “I’m not sure if I should find that cute or creepy.”
-Exactly my thought, yes. Thought, I think ‘creepy’ is more appropriate here.
>“I’d go with creepy,” said Piney cheekily
-...darn. Does that pinecone can read my mind or something ?
>“You’ve still got some amazing skills, though. I mean, nopony in Ponyville’s come close to beating me in a race before. That was - that was radical,” said Dash
-The ‘’magical pinecone’’ gives her the power to have wings... she races RD, almost wins but not quite, and is saved by RD... Then Trixie is glad for RD, and RD is feeling a bit better about Trixie.
Hmmm... Clever ‘’pinecone’’, clever indeed.
>More precious to me than any gem.”
>“Just a small token of our friendship,” said Trixie.
-Friendship, hmm... I see. Interesting.
>and was astonished to see that the pine cone had sprouted a moustache as well.
-Heh. A pinecone with a tiny moustache... seems like quite a fascinating thing to see. ;)
>The blue unicorn didn’t reply – she had been noticeably shaken by her personal revelation.
-Pinecone gives her more powers to challenge Twilight... Trixie wins like she wanted, but make a ‘personal discovery’...
What a clever pinecone, yes... One that knew already of Twilight’s name, when Trixie didn’t.
>“I’m saying you deserve to have all of my power! Fulfil your destiny, Trixie! EAT ME!”
-Awkward AND creepy at the same time, from a pinecone... Achievement !
>“Mmm, that was delicious!” said Pinkie Pie, and she began to bounce away.
-NOOOOOOOOOoooooes !
No, really... This is rather surprising how one can actually fell a little bit bad, for what’s happening to Pinecone, and Trixie too. Shame on you Pinky Pie...
>“Wait. You mean to say, all this time,” she stammered, “Piney… you were Nightmare Moon?”
-Wait ? ...owww, really ?
I thought it was some sort of clever trick from Celestia, to give Trixie some real self-confidence, and teach her how to be good, and allow her to finally make friends... It all seemed to point in that direction...
‘That’ would have been great...
>I don’t know how I’m going to explain this to my friends. It’s going to be a little tricky.”
-Yeah, you don’t say ?
An ex-evil nemesis of the Princess Celestia herself, an alicorn AND a mare (to add on top of things), inside one of the Bearer of the Elements of Harmony (I mean... how is this gonna work, with the Element itself and all ?), inside a mare that already had some sort of split-personality-thingy (starting to get crowded in there) and mysterious Quantum-like powers...
‘THAT’, is one big random factor.
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Well... this was most certainly one pretty random story, that’s for sure.
The pinecone was one very clever cone... pretty interesting and friendly too, though I’m not entirely sure about the revelation at the end. I mean, I ‘’guess’’ this is random, but... I don’t know... bah, I suppose one way or the other would have been equally good probably.
It was a rather enjoyable story, overall.
@Nova25 why would you spoiler the entire fic like that? Who does that? Please delete your post so not to spoil the surprise.
ReplyDeleteExcellent fic btw. Loved the twist!
@Greenie-Pie
ReplyDeleteIf you're reading comments to a fic (or any post really), you should expect relevant spoilers to it. That's pretty much common sense.
Yes, you can expect "I liked this part", and usually folks will generalize, like everyone (yes, every single post) above. If i'm going to commit to reading a fic, I want to know if others enjoyed it, so I'll check out the comments. I know many others do the same.
ReplyDeleteIt is rude to spoil the main premise of a fic.
@Greenie-Pie
ReplyDeleteSorry to be harsh here, but... What moron comment is this, seriously ?
You are the first person, that I remember at least, from the few HUNDREDS of stories I have read so far... that is obfuscated because there's a COMMENT in the COMMENT section, located AFTER the story...
Yeah... The comment section is for talking, discussion, reviews, random comments, possible spoilers, theories, getting a quick idea of the story before reading, etc...
Seriously... first person in the HUNDREDS stories I have read.
@Nova25
ReplyDelete-obfuscated
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