Author: Tumbleweed
Description: The girls have a few drinks. Silliness ensues.What Do You Do With a Drunken Unicorn?
[Random][Shipping] Story 2
Description: Because SOMEPONY demanded it! A followup to ' What do you do with a Drunken Unicorn?' Princess Celestia gets 'that' letter from Twilight Sparkle. Slightly scandalous, but not pony-ography.Friendship With Benefits is Magic
Friendship With Benefits is Magic 2 (New!)
Additional Tags: Short. Silly, Slightly salacious. Celestia, Luna, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Spike
110 comments:
RDR
ReplyDeleteWhat shall we do with a drunken pony,
ReplyDeleteWhat shall we do with a drunken pony,
What shall we do with a drunken pony
Early in the morning?
Shave her belly with a rusty razor
Shave her belly with a rusty razor
Shave her belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
What shall we do with a drunken pony,
What shall we do with a drunken pony,
What shall we do with a drunken pony
Early in the morning?
Put her in the bed with the Princess' nephew,
Put her in the bed with the Princess' nephew,
Put her in the bed with the Princess' nephew
Early in the morning!
What shall we do with a drunken pony,
What shall we do with a drunken pony,
What shall we do with a drunken pony
Early in the morning?
Put her in a longboat till she's sober,
Put her in a longboat till she's sober,
Put her in a longboat till she's sober
Early in the morning!
Awesome story!
ReplyDeleteI just wish it was longer :(
I know what I'd do! <3
ReplyDeleteI love drunken ponies! :D
ReplyDeleteAlso the Ending was awesome!
This is the second story I've read with an alcoholic Twilight. I think it has something to do with that goblet from the pilot episode.
ReplyDeleteOh Twilight. Why would you ever drink vodka?
ReplyDeleteVodka is hangover city. Drink some mellow rum-centric drinks, you silly pony.
Luna at the end made me LOL
ReplyDeletexD I loved the ending
ReplyDeleteIs just... sooo true xD
@Nikita
ReplyDeleteAND THE WINNER FOR "BEST POST" GOES TO...
Drunken Twilight is best Twilight.
ReplyDeleteHow can alcohol plus ponies NOT equal insane lesbian clopfic?
ReplyDeleteThis makes no sense!
And to top it all off, straight Dash?
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?
On a more serious note, I liked it. The characters didn't stray much at all from their fairly well defined comfort zones, and it provided a good laugh (Oh Luna, of course she will!).
Funny as heck, but somewhat OOC xD
ReplyDeleteThat never bothered me much though. I got a good laugh from this :)
Epic lol. Quite a good little story, and of course, dat ending.
ReplyDeleteLol @ Luna.
ReplyDeleteNice story, I have found the characters acting as you would expect from their personalities. I felt it a bit too short but still I had a good laugh :)
ReplyDeleteAnd the ending made me LOL :D
pear
ReplyDelete"Ok, out here in Las Angeles, I thought I just enjoyed a couple drinks. I found out that back in Chicago, I actually get the kind of drunk where people won't let me hold their BABIES anymore." - Kyle Kinane.
ReplyDeleteHAH best ending ever.
ReplyDeleteTuesday, Tuesday
ReplyDeleteGotta get down on Tuesday
Everypony's looking forward to the shindig, shindig,
Shindign' Shindign' YEAH! Shindign' Shindign' YEAH! Fun Fun Fun Fun
Yesterday was Monday, Monday
Today it is Tuesday, Tuesday
We We We so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Wednesday
And Thursday, comes afterwards.
I don't want this shindig to end!
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteI have NEVER had a hangover drinking vodka.
I'm trying to think of Twilight's "Virginity Lost" Report... That's gotta be a funny one.
ReplyDeleteDoctor... Who? Oh, that one hurt.
ReplyDeleteThat said, it's kinda scary how Drunk!Pinkie is exactly the same as Sober!Pinkie.
OH God, that ending..
ReplyDeleteAlright, somebody's gonna have to do it, and I'll put all my other fics on hold if I have to, but that is getting MADE. One way or another.
@Nikita
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S going to be stuck in my head all night! LOL!
Excellent story Tumbleweed, thank you for sharing it!
I was half-expecting a massive drunken night with all 6 of them wasted and singing Journey in the middle of town square or something.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous Dammit, now I want that too.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThis needs to be written!!
I'm not a fan of strait Dash, or the name 'Ditzy Doo', but ignoring that, it was good. Twilight, Pinkie, and Fluttershy worked well.
ReplyDelete@Wartortle Triforce
ReplyDeleteDAMNIT WHY
NO FUCKKKKKK Now it's stuck in my mind.
I expect more great things tumbleweed.
CONFOUND THESE PONIES
ReplyDeleteTHEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK
@Wartortle Triforce
ReplyDeletei almost shit myself laughing.
Best prank ever, indeed!
ReplyDeleteAlso loved the "Dear Princess Celestia, I never thought it would happen to me..."
Friendship with benefits is magic?
ReplyDeleteSoo...
ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/3050
The second part is excellent.
ReplyDeletePinkie's a clopfiction writer? XD
ReplyDeleteI laughed wholeheartedly at the second part
ReplyDeletelooks like trollestia
ReplyDelete*puts on glasses*
just got scrolled
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh man. Best. Sequel. Ever.
ReplyDeleteTrolluna and Trollestia.
ReplyDeleteThey /are/ sisters after all.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteFucking that!
Someone has to make pic of these two! xD
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteSlow. Clop.
This is
ReplyDeletethe greatest thing ever written. One-shot wise.
I don't think it needs a ship tag.
ReplyDeleteThat .... was ..... AMAZING!! HAHAHAHA
It's light and funny.
ReplyDeleteLast one was a bit short though... maybe other people can contribute ?
They were interesting small stories, I have to say. ;)
I laughed like a fiend all the way through part two. Not much else to say: 5/5 for pure comedy gold.
ReplyDeletesomepony owes me a new monitor...
ReplyDeleteI laughed hard... I wonder if Celestia would ever bring this up to Twilight?
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteBest.
ReplyDeletePrank.
Ever.
This would have gotten my vote for the April Foals competition if it was submitted for that. Dash and Pinkie are professional trolls.
ReplyDeleteSecond part was Brilliant with Ridicule, I chuckled all the way with this one - Fantastic Celestia/Luna bickering on the hot, steamy topic of Twilight Privees! Also, ending make me laugh hard - Dashie/Pinkie are so going to suffer, when Twilight gets a response from Celestia about her "last" letter ;)
ReplyDelete5 starsies.
Best Prank Ever Indeed!!
ReplyDeleteOne of the only fics i've read that made me actually laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteThe part about Dash talking about Big Mac made me smile the most.
ReplyDeleteAlso: that spinoff one of the prank was freakin hilarious XD
The first part was alright....
ReplyDeletePart two was LEGENDARY! XD Best. Prank. Ever.
Trolluna was awesome, so were Pinkie and Dash.
"She even included diagrams!"
"Yes. Yes she did."
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH GOD WIN.
ReplyDeleteThat last part made me laugh my ASS off XD
ReplyDeletePart 2 is perhaps the best fanfic to date. At least the best comedy one. So damn funny.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! Oh you silly ponies. XD
ReplyDeletemerry tuesday
ReplyDeleteGood story, but my inner wine connoisseur cringed at "Pinto noir." You can't drink a crappy, unreliable motor vehicle nor why would you want to?
ReplyDeleteBetter question: What DON'T I do with a drunken unicorn?
ReplyDelete[Answer: What you're thinking of.]
...Part 2 was beyond hilarious! XD
ReplyDeleteWe need a follow-up to that, where Twilight gets a very... pointed letter from Celestia, which Spike reads out loud to Twilight when Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are in earshot.
Hilarity would ensue!
Hilarious! Laughed several times. Best random fic I've read so far.
ReplyDeleteMy cheeks hurt from laughing and smiling so hard.
ReplyDeleteEven more Lawls, The second one was messed up, Kudos to author!
ReplyDeleteI'm a little worried by how easy it is to picture Twilight doing exactly what she does in this new part.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of those wonderful things that's utterly hilarious purely because it shouldn't be funny at all.
ReplyDeleteGod, I love this series. And I love that I can actually call it a series now. Seriously.
Woo! Tuesday!
ReplyDeleteSo wrong, but so hillarious!
ReplyDeleteGotta say I appreciate the author's restraint in his descriptions, it wouldnt be nearly as funny if things got ... graphic :P
... Is it wrong that a part of me wants to see Twilight's little project? Just out of morbid curiosity?
ReplyDeletelol author. Caonstantly says everybody everytime he should be saying everypony, the one time he's not supposed to, he doesn't know how to say dragon.
ReplyDeletebrilliant!
ReplyDeleteI can't say much without going spoilery, but... I'm laughing my flank off here. XD
ReplyDeleteMOAR! NAO!
ReplyDeleteCan't.. type... laughing too hard...
ReplyDeleteMoar, please!
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteWords cannot describe how amazing part 2 was.
ReplyDeleteJust as planned, eh Twilight?
ReplyDeleteHigh five! aww riiiight. :D
ReplyDeleteOh my... This is so hilarious! Great job
ReplyDeleteFirst story:
ReplyDeleteThere were some funny moments, but for most of it, I just pitied Twilight.
Second story:
The princesses at the start was incredibly funny. The story could have ended at the end of their section and I would have been happy.
They do, however, make me fear for Equestria once the Internet is invented there. Those two are going to start so many flame wars.
The end of the first part had me wondering what the hell was going to happen to those two. Part two had me seriously worried that Twilight would end up convicted of pony-slaughter.
Hm... BAAAAAAA HA HA HA!!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Luna, I was laughing so hard. Awesome, five stars since it excels in its intended area.
I am so using "It's not overkill, it's science!" in conversation.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, i can't imagine twillight getting drunk... i just can't. Maybe pinkie, surely applejack, maybe rainbow dash, but now twillight...
ReplyDeleteI liked it, but... leather? Made from the skin of animals who are probably sapient in Equestria?
ReplyDeleteWow. Boy was she wasted.
ReplyDeleteAnd the ending? Made me giggle like a girl. A MANLY GIRL WATHCING PONIES.
*ahem*
Episode 1, Twilight's first reaction to the party is to go for the drink :]
ReplyDeleterofl
ReplyDeleteOh look, the implication that getting drunk and having casual sex is just part of growing up, and that it's a sign of maturity! THAT never gets old. Or infuriating.
ReplyDeleteI'm an idiot.
ReplyDeleteWas Part 2 talking about condoms, or what?
Pardon, I don't use the word quite often.
Hahahaha! I laughed so hard.
ReplyDeleteGood job.
Two words.
ReplyDeleteCaptian Cucumber.
That is all.
Funniest fic EVER.
ReplyDeleteWow, I was caught between hysterical laughter and "WTF AM I READING?!" the whole time, but it was in the best way possible. I loved both stories, they were absolutely laugh out loud funny.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteGuess what? They are! And it is! Just because you're a hopeless stick-in-the-mud doesn't mean that other people can't recognize a good time when they see it.
They aren't, and it's not. And having it shoved down my throat by bigots such as yourself is very taxing after a while.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDelete-is not the anon you are replying to-
While not obligatory per se, sex is the most fundamental drive of every animal, and is particularly strong in young adults; and Drinking is a very strong part in western culture. MLP:FIM is a 'slice of life' show, and it is no long strech to humorously pair these adorable creatures with the most fundamental drive of all life, and the biggest and most acceptable vice of the western world. If you are offended by such things, don't read the god forsaken fics that contain them.
PffffAHAHAHAHA!! Yes! Oh my word, puh-leez tell me Rarity's gonna get a shot at revenge, these are just priceless!
ReplyDeleteAnd at the anon who seriously needs to get drunk; get drunk.
Seriously.
With friends. That's the important bit, get drunk with friends. Trust me, it's lots of fun. You don't even need to have sex with them! I know I haven't. At least I hope I haven't... time, memory and... other things can get a bit funny when you're on the sauce.
And Havokpony, I'd say sex takes a back seat to survival in most cases, and just about everything else in the case of pandas. I mean seriously, what is with those things? When a species can't even muster the effort to bonk its way out of the jaws of oblivion it's about time to pull the plug.
I lol'd so hard at story 2 :D
ReplyDeleteStory 1's screwdrivers brought back some partly forgotten memories...
This made me laugh. A lot.
ReplyDeleteYou misspelled Everypony...
ReplyDeletestory 2 made me laugh my ass of.
ReplyDeleteFuggin. Hilarious. Wished it could have been longer. Laughed my buttocks into a coma. The ending is the best.
ReplyDeleteWas that an Andrew W.K. reference in Story 2.2 or am I delusional?
ReplyDeleteI loved it! Great pranks on both sides. :P
All three chapters were some really funny shit.
ReplyDeleteThis was cool, Luna at ending of first one made me crack up. Other two were lovely too. :D
ReplyDeleteI will never get that out of my brain. NEVER.
ReplyDelete"It's not overkill, it's science!"
ReplyDelete