Normally, I'd vote for him for being a toothbrushing, zombie harnessing, boot-hatted, insane wizard, but I'm not voting for anyone that confesses to being fascist. No Nazism for me.
Although the gay dust on Randall Terry was a lovely bit hilarity.
And apparently this is not his first rodeo. Props to the others for putting up with him. Guy's actually pretty funny, and, scarily enough, a pretty damn accurate assessment of modern politics.
Now is the time to incoprorate a new business and start producing hay and other foodstuff consumed by ponies. The sudden influx of almost 310 million ponies will definitely increase demand and price for hay on the world market. There are bits to be made.
If I lived in America, this man would have the vote of me and everyone I know. I don't care if they agree with him or not. I want treadmill zombies and a free pony.
@Surprise! Well, if everyone had to get a kidney transplant, most of us would have a new kidney, so unless you are really unlucky, you'll still end up with both kidneys.
Now this guy is interesting. As others wondered, what would happen if he got elected? "A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote thrown awat." A whole country throwing away their voices could have interesting results...
Wonderful, interesting results such as "and then America's problems tripled in one election year because an entire generation wasted their votes on a joke candidate."
1:36 "Yes I'm a politician. I will promise you anything your little electoral heart desires, because you are my constituents. You are the informed voting public. And because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make."
Yknow, even though I'm eighteen and therefore am eligible to vote (Yep, American Brony) I never wanted to vote anyway. Frankly, I don't care about poltics and I don't want to get involved...
Seth, you can use us as a quick-fire army for any online contest you feel fit, but PLEASE don't send us to rig something like the election. The world is not yet ready.
Seth, you can use us as a quick-fire army for any online contest you feel fit, but PLEASE don't send us to rig something like the election. The world is not yet ready.
Whoa, this guy, heh. Certainly provided a great start to my morning and the great thing is that he is far more sane and honest than many politicians in this country.
@D. Shadows YES!! Derpy for 2012!! Big Mac can be her running mate! It's perfect, Female president, slow talking down home charm for VP. Bronies we must make this happen.
This guy...he is a genius. Being so crazy that the Internet will be forced to spread his statement or speech or whatever. He will sure get a lot of views on YouTube.
Oh my, if I lived in the states I would be so tempted to vote for him. But if the entire American Brony community did the same then he may actually get somewhere - scary thoughts. Being in Canada I can't do anything but to say vote Vermin Supreme American Bronies! Bite the bullet with those strong, shiny teeth!
What makes this so amazing to me is how well he represents the blatant insanity of our current GOP selection, but does it in such a staggeringly transparent manner.
"Yes I'm a politician. I will promise you anything your little electoral heart desires, because you are my constituents. You are the informed voting public. And because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make."
If you wouldn't vote for that man, you shouldn't vote for anyone, because he's no different.
Can you imagine if this joke post some how caused a storm and this guy actually ended up as actually being elected and made our President for the next 4 years? @,@
mind = blown
Carriage Pooling over Car pooling. Parking would be a nightmare... last thing you need is your only ride home being pony-jacked or your brand new hoof rims stolen. where are you going to hook up the security system?
Boy you thought trying to find a parking spot for a convention before was bad! wait till EVERYPONY is accompanied by a human! wait... other way around! >< but yeah, that's a LOT of poop!
and to quote above poster (at the time of this post): "Remember a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote that is completely thrown away."
That is true for all U.S. Presidential candidates for the past 12 years :P at least with this guy every little girl, and boy, will now have a Pony!
The only thing that would make this video better is if he drank a chocolate milk of glass and then tossed that chocolate milk behind him followed by an explosion.
O.O This man is an absolute genius! I laughed so hard with this. I'm not giving any ideas, but if the entire American brony community voted for this guy he could actually get quite a few votes. Ater all, we are Legion!
This is actually pretty amazing. If you don't participate in the elections because you disagree with the electoral system or just don't support any candidates, statistically there is no difference between you and someone who is totally selfish/lazy or whatever and just can't be bothered to get off his rear and vote. But anyone who votes for this guy actually cared enough to go register to vote and come out on poll day, so you know they're making a conscious decision.
crap I've commented on two spots now I'm being sucked in
Oh my. This is hilarious. He's a genius. I love how well he's making fun of politicians, and is such an expert at making things up. It's priceless, but I do wonder if he's actually making a point, or if it's purely for the lulz.
Bah, we all know there is only one true potential presidential candidate that the ranks of Brony-dom assembled can support, and that's (drumroll, please!) Nightmare Moon.
Hey, amateurs have been ruining the world for long enough. It's time we turned the job over to the pros! Vote for Nightmare Moon, the ultimate dark horse candidate.
We are a powerful force and could very well make this guy President if we all pulled together on it. But try to remember, the Bronies are NOT trying to cause a collapse of the U.S. government (at least I don't think we are, or not yet anyway).
There's a movie made in 1985 called Brewster's Millions, in which the main character does a similar style of campaigning. Worth the watch. Also, being an American Brony (USA to the Chilean person way above) I can say that his ideas are either as good or better than what most people have now. However, because I like to feel somewhat safe over who is president, I couldn't vote for him. VICE President though, he could join Barack and then, with the help of Congress, maybe this country could get back on it's feet. I will admit he nearly had me at free ponies for all, but followed up by the quote that he will make any promise we desire, sort of shoots himself in the foot.
Where does he stand on the REAL issues? I heard that he supported Nightmare Moon during the rebellion, and that he is planning on naming Diamond Tiara as his running mate after the primaries.
Clearly this character can't be trusted. This is why I'm supporting Princess Celestia for a 251st. term.
It's gotta be either Star-swirl the Bearded incarnate (dat beard) or Discord incarnate (dat chaos). Either way, I am voting for him. Though I think perhaps we bronies should avoid storming the polls until we have made a bigger impact on the world that doesn't involve stereotypical perceptions of pony pedophiliacs. We should start smaller (like mayors) and work our way up. We can't launch our world-domination plan just yet.
Inafter lame jokes along the lines of "he's better than any of the GOP candidates." Luckily, I live in a Red state, so I can vote for whoever I want, and our electoral votes will still go to the right man/party. Vermin Supreme write-in, here I come!
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Whaaaaa?? also. GO TO SLEEP!
He has my vote
Kinda want to win just to see what would happen...
What did I just watch...
Ponies can't be given as gifts sir, they are intelligent sentient beings with hopes and dreams.
A pony for every American? You lucky bastards.
He has my support.
If this man gets elected for president I'm moving to America, screw Canada they don't have tooth brushing laws or sprinkle dust.
This will be the first year that I can vote...and I'm throwing it away! Supreme 2012!!!
Free ponies sounds nice enough, but utilizing the walking dead for an energy source? Hell, he's got my vote.
What is this i don't even...
A pony for every American
Just woah *____*
This man are from another galaxy :'DDDD
Oh my goodness, HE GETS MY VOTE.
Federal Pony Identification program
He's got my vote
(seriously, I am going to vote for this guy, he's a genius)
Do they identify ponies by their cutie marks? Do i get a cutie mark? This man is a visionary, ELECT HIM!
This made me laugh so hard! This guy...I don't even know.
The spirit of the Monster Raving Loony party lives!
lol what the hell
That was so funny. I like his additude with his campign.
Normally, I'd vote for him for being a toothbrushing, zombie harnessing, boot-hatted, insane wizard, but I'm not voting for anyone that confesses to being fascist. No Nazism for me.
Although the gay dust on Randall Terry was a lovely bit hilarity.
THIS IS ...
THE.
BEST.
POSSIBLE.
THING.
I have a dream of a nation where man and pony can live together as brothers and sisters, rather than owners and federal identification.
END PONY SLAVERY
And apparently this is not his first rodeo. Props to the others for putting up with him. Guy's actually pretty funny, and, scarily enough, a pretty damn accurate assessment of modern politics.
L
That beard alone is enough to elect the man.
If anyone likes this, they should look up the (now defunct) Rhinoceros (damn that's a hard word to spell) party of Canada.
Shut up and take my ballot!
Bronies... go to bed. I will too.
@Commodore Z
European Bronies: wake up :D
This man is a genius xD
Don't know about everyone else, I'm still voting Derpy.
I wish I was American just so I could vote for him =)
Can I move to New Hampshire? This man needs to have a shot.
Now is the time to incoprorate a new business and start producing hay and other foodstuff consumed by ponies. The sudden influx of almost 310 million ponies will definitely increase demand and price for hay on the world market. There are bits to be made.
Oh lawdee
XD
I needed this. My Little Dashie really is heartbreaking q_q
And yush, i would vote for this wizard.
What the heck? I almost can't believe this is a real guy!
I'm not voting for him, though. No Fascism fpr me, thank you very much!
"A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away."
That guy, he is a genius.
But it would have been better if he actually made a FiM reference.
If I was American, he'd get my vote. I vowed long ago to always back the guy with the welly on his head.
Free ponies for all Americans ?!
We need a better Prime Minister IMO.
Y-y-y-es!
I'm moving to new Hampshire so I can vote for him.
@Parakarry
Considering that he apparently made his "free pony" promise back in 2008, I don't think this guy is a brony.
No, he liked ponies BEFORE it was cool. :D
heh, a comedian.
...Owait he's serious!!! lolwut so confused.
I bet us Brit-bronies can get Nick Clegg to offer free ponies.
Worst of all?
It's the best option i've seen so far.
Seems legit.
GIANT HATS...OR BOOTS WHATEVER
I VOTE FROM MISSOURI AT AGE 12 AND TGERE IS NOTHING ANYPONY CAN DO ABOUT IT
PYRO FOR PRESIDENT!
(if you dont understand, just look at his hat)
Free ponies for everyone!
I'd vote for him. Throw my opinions out :D
Keep in mind, he's not wearing a wizard hat. It's actually a hat.
Also I strongly hope that this guy wins the election.
I wonder if he's in any way associated with the Monster Raving Loony Party?
HE IS SO PUNNY!
This guy is best political canidate. ZOMBIE/PONY POWA!!
Eh he seems legit
His honesty wins my vote.
I would rethink this 3 AM post. IT could be taken out of context in a bad way.
Yeah, this guy got my imaginary vote last year as well.
I'd vote for him......but....the compulsory Kidney Transplant thing......no.
If I lived in America, this man would have the vote of me and everyone I know. I don't care if they agree with him or not. I want treadmill zombies and a free pony.
He's got my vote. :D
Oh America, you so silly!
MORAL AND ORAL DECAY
COMMENT 65
...is that Starswirl the Bearded?
(yes, it took that long)
SCOOTALOO is best pony
This man is not ashamed
Vermin for president!
Free pony? That's all I heard. He gets my vote.
Was there something about kidney transplant and World War III?
There must be parties every saturday
I want to become an American citizen so badly right now.
For some reason, he makes me think of de Lancie. I think it's the voice.
He has my vote!
Does not know if very good troll, or legit crazy old man.
WTH did I just watch? o.O
This guy must win
@Surprise! Well, if everyone had to get a kidney transplant, most of us would have a new kidney, so unless you are really unlucky, you'll still end up with both kidneys.
Im laughing so hard right now :'D
Now this guy is interesting. As others wondered, what would happen if he got elected?
"A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote thrown awat." A whole country throwing away their voices could have interesting results...
Zombie's as energy source... TROLOLOLOL hahahahahaa!!
@Arkalidor
Wonderful, interesting results such as "and then America's problems tripled in one election year because an entire generation wasted their votes on a joke candidate."
I'd make him king of the world!
Hell, I'd vote for him over any of the GOP candidates this year.
I like his hat.
It's starswirl the bearded!
1:36 "Yes I'm a politician. I will promise you anything your little electoral heart desires, because you are my constituents. You are the informed voting public. And because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make."
Wait! What!?!?!
He's got my vote.
Yknow, even though I'm eighteen and therefore am eligible to vote (Yep, American Brony) I never wanted to vote anyway. Frankly, I don't care about poltics and I don't want to get involved...
... But this man just might change my mind.
Seth, you can use us as a quick-fire army for any online contest you feel fit, but PLEASE don't send us to rig something like the election. The world is not yet ready.
Seth, you can use us as a quick-fire army for any online contest you feel fit, but PLEASE don't send us to rig something like the election. The world is not yet ready.
Princess Luna for president!
Whoa, this guy, heh. Certainly provided a great start to my morning and the great thing is that he is far more sane and honest than many politicians in this country.
@D. Shadows
YES!! Derpy for 2012!! Big Mac can be her running mate! It's perfect, Female president, slow talking down home charm for VP. Bronies we must make this happen.
@Bakasan
I really like his mane, I mean beard.
Sometimes, wizards are so awesome, it hurts.
The part where he started making fun of the politicians who make empty promises got me. The rest was history.
Genius.
That is all.
Vermin is a fucking genius xD Best candidate ever!
This made my heart sing. Too much funny. XD
If he was running for France's presidential executive, he would have my vote
( and my bow !
AND my axe ! )
Discord incarnate?
PLEASE don't associate us with THAT...
IF this man was president, america would be the most hilarious joke of the fucking year. If he became President, the world would be a better place.
You know, if someone started sprinkling dust on me like that I would of punched his lights out...
While not a good representation of bronies, I wouldn't mind having him run US for the next four years.
Not that I have anything to say in the matter anyway.
I do hope the Monster Raving Loony Party adopts a free pony policy.
This guy...he is a genius. Being so crazy that the Internet will be forced to spread his statement or speech or whatever. He will sure get a lot of views on YouTube.
I'll take Scootaloo.
Is...is this for real.
I'm am definitely voting for this guy. Heck yes living in New Hampshire!
If not for the platform, vote for his hat!
i really like his hat!
I <3 Vermin Supreme
Is this for serious?? How did anyone keep a straight face through all of that??
He is better than our president anyway :)
Oh my, if I lived in the states I would be so tempted to vote for him. But if the entire American Brony community did the same then he may actually get somewhere - scary thoughts. Being in Canada I can't do anything but to say vote Vermin Supreme American Bronies! Bite the bullet with those strong, shiny teeth!
FREE PONIES!!!!! I WANT A TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!! I also really like his hat.
Eh as long as he doesn't get elected I'll vote for him, just to see the headlines when this man gets a remarkable 1% of the vote.
Eh as long as he doesn't get elected I'll vote for him, just to see the headlines when this man gets a remarkable 1% of the vote.
This IS a comedy sketch, right? Right? Please tell me this was a joke. There is NO WAY that was real.
LSHMSFOAIDMT! I laughed SO hard at the end and I absolutely love his song!:)
A free pony for a mandatory kidney transplant? Sounds good.
He proved his mettle by keeping the straight face
Can't tell if trolling or little-known third party.
Am I the only person who thinks he looks and sounds like John de Lancie (ie: voice of Discord)? This seems obvious to me.
inb4 BOOT TO THE HEAD
What makes this so amazing to me is how well he represents the blatant insanity of our current GOP selection, but does it in such a staggeringly transparent manner.
"Yes I'm a politician. I will promise you anything your little electoral heart desires, because you are my constituents. You are the informed voting public. And because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make."
If you wouldn't vote for that man, you shouldn't vote for anyone, because he's no different.
America is a continent, so "every american" would mean, ALL the continent, That would include Chile (My country) in South America!
since very few of you seem familiar with vermin supreme heres a link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme
@David
not voting IS a vote
Hmm... http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Pyro_Stately_Steel_Toe.png
Not even Rarity can put on enough fabulosity to beat this guys.
This man is a fucking genius.
Wow, that was amazing.
I love that bit about the harnessing the "awesome power of zombies," that killed me!!
If that was done in Britain, he would have been arrested.
I hate the UK.
FREE PONIES FOR EVERYPONY!
FREE PONIES FOR EVERYPONY!
What is he, a dentist?
If i was not in canada i would vote for that wizard.
Remember a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote that is completely thrown away.
Yea that guy just turned gay!
I'm afraid he'll be our next president
Can you imagine if this joke post some how caused a storm and this guy actually ended up as actually being elected and made our President for the next 4 years? @,@
mind = blown
Carriage Pooling over Car pooling. Parking would be a nightmare... last thing you need is your only ride home being pony-jacked or your brand new hoof rims stolen. where are you going to hook up the security system?
Boy you thought trying to find a parking spot for a convention before was bad! wait till EVERYPONY is accompanied by a human! wait... other way around! >< but yeah, that's a LOT of poop!
and to quote above poster (at the time of this post): "Remember a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote that is completely thrown away."
That is true for all U.S. Presidential candidates for the past 12 years :P at least with this guy every little girl, and boy, will now have a Pony!
@Buster Not really, we have the Monster Raving Loony Party....
i think i just got stupider for watching that
@George L.
lol, that's politicians for you sometimes: caricatures even before they hit the morning papers.
"A friendly dictator, one we can trust."
Sounds like Princess Celestia to me.
Actually, when it comes down to it, Celestia's style of rule is a Benevolent Dictatorship.
I think I just lost brain cells watching that... xD
I love this guy he is so hilarious you have given me comedy gold.
@Mike
I think that's the idea. I think this guy is participating to make a mockery of the political system as well as the politicians in it.
@TheAntiCat
Well looking at the state of Equestria i would say it's a great form of Government.
SO MANY PUNS!
He's got my vote. The boot and beard won me over before he even mentioned the ponies.
I just want to say right here right now that I support his campaign and his desire to get every man woman and child a free pony.
The only thing that would make this video better is if he drank a chocolate milk of glass and then tossed that chocolate milk behind him followed by an explosion.
He and either Celestia or Pinkie Pie should be running mates ;D
...
WTF did I just watch? Lmao. That was great. Dat hat indeed. What a fashionista.
I think this is the best politician that has made the most sense of anyone so far. And free ponies? What's not to love?!
"He's turning gay, whooo!" Haha. XD
I want a pony based economy!!
Free ponies? I think that's cheating in terms of politics. Still, who am I to complain?
What have we got to lose at this point?
This man! He be the wisest man in all the land!
Those tooth based puns...
...and I'll never be able to watch another zombie show without thinking about using them as a power source. Genius.
>Politics in a nutshell
O.O This man is an absolute genius! I laughed so hard with this. I'm not giving any ideas, but if the entire American brony community voted for this guy he could actually get quite a few votes.
Ater all, we are Legion!
no comments... he's simply God.
@Buster I gotta admit: when he started throwing powder, I thought back to the anthrax scare.
@Everyone else: That means he probably would get arrested. :P
Any man with that many dental puns has won my vote a thousand times over.
That man... his amazing puns... dat hat... and FREE PONIES!
and @ around 2:40, I'm pretty sure the moderator screwed up and said "President Romney". HA!
(for the record, Mitt will lose because even Conservatives think Romney is a unlikable, disingenuous prick. that and incumbent convention advantage.)
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Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin- bim-bin-bim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel (Silly Party) approves of this man's policies.
what the fuck did i just watch.
This man should be ruler of the world.
If all you New Hampshire bronies vote this guy in YOUR STATE WILL BECOME 20% COOLER. DO IT NOW.
This is actually pretty amazing. If you don't participate in the elections because you disagree with the electoral system or just don't support any candidates, statistically there is no difference between you and someone who is totally selfish/lazy or whatever and just can't be bothered to get off his rear and vote. But anyone who votes for this guy actually cared enough to go register to vote and come out on poll day, so you know they're making a conscious decision.
crap I've commented on two spots now I'm being sucked in
I call on Fluttershy for my pony.
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
This man is Derpy Hooves running.
I want this guy to give me a pony and the whole set of MLP FiM toy's
I think this guy is now my most favorite politician ever. Vote Vermin Supreme!
He wins the Best Hat Award.
Eewwwkaayyy....
That was freaking AWESOME. Best comedic act I've seen in ages! I know who has my vote!
Holy fucking shit that was AMAZING! Hes got my vote! Vermin Supreme!
Oh my. This is hilarious. He's a genius. I love how well he's making fun of politicians, and is such an expert at making things up. It's priceless, but I do wonder if he's actually making a point, or if it's purely for the lulz.
He sounds so damn familiar. Who is he really?
Bah, we all know there is only one true potential presidential candidate that the ranks of Brony-dom assembled can support, and that's (drumroll, please!) Nightmare Moon.
Hey, amateurs have been ruining the world for long enough. It's time we turned the job over to the pros! Vote for Nightmare Moon, the ultimate dark horse candidate.
We are a powerful force and could very well make this guy President if we all pulled together on it. But try to remember, the Bronies are NOT trying to cause a collapse of the U.S. government (at least I don't think we are, or not yet anyway).
ill vote for him
There's a movie made in 1985 called Brewster's Millions, in which the main character does a similar style of campaigning. Worth the watch.
Also, being an American Brony (USA to the Chilean person way above) I can say that his ideas are either as good or better than what most people have now. However, because I like to feel somewhat safe over who is president, I couldn't vote for him. VICE President though, he could join Barack and then, with the help of Congress, maybe this country could get back on it's feet. I will admit he nearly had me at free ponies for all, but followed up by the quote that he will make any promise we desire, sort of shoots himself in the foot.
Where does he stand on the REAL issues? I heard that he supported Nightmare Moon during the rebellion, and that he is planning on naming Diamond Tiara as his running mate after the primaries.
Clearly this character can't be trusted. This is why I'm supporting Princess Celestia for a 251st. term.
It's gotta be either Star-swirl the Bearded incarnate (dat beard) or Discord incarnate (dat chaos). Either way, I am voting for him. Though I think perhaps we bronies should avoid storming the polls until we have made a bigger impact on the world that doesn't involve stereotypical perceptions of pony pedophiliacs. We should start smaller (like mayors) and work our way up. We can't launch our world-domination plan just yet.
I agree with Vermin Supreme. The whole political system in the USA has become a bit of a joke.
Inafter lame jokes along the lines of "he's better than any of the GOP candidates."
Luckily, I live in a Red state, so I can vote for whoever I want, and our electoral votes will still go to the right man/party. Vermin Supreme write-in, here I come!
Ha ha, funny. But in all seriousness, we need to help get Ron Paul elected.
@ShakeNDake
>Obama
>this country could get back on it's feet
BAHAHAHAHAHA
No.
That guy is my hero!
WHAT PART OF RIPPING OUT MY KIDNEY DO YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND??
This man is either the greatest troll ever, or a fucking genius.
Vermin Supreme 2012!
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