My crime fighting sidekick is Twilight Sparkle. Not bad. In fact, this is fantastic, we could wipe out crime on earth and as a reward I will get a teleportation to Equestria!
I, no kidding, destroyed equestria with doctor whooves (my birthday really is new years eve). Is this what the mlp version of doctor who is like? Maybe we will learn in season 3.
I'd much prefer one of the musician ponies though, but hey, at least I know AJ will be self-sufficient and not be high maintenance like my favorite pony.
@stitchNO WAY! ME TOO! I would have been happy with july 2nd, but this one has more possibilities (ruling equestria with a fine-ass mane) and less consequences (castration by overpowered magic).
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I destroyed Equestria with Diamond Tiara. I couldn't have been anyone else?
ReplyDelete(Forever) tied to Dr Whooves.
ReplyDeletedafuq
You have GOT to be kidding me. I have the WORST POSSIBLE destiny. >:(
ReplyDeleteJuly 14th.
Destroyed Equestria with Lyra.
ReplyDeleteD:
i violate granny smith. damnit.
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ReplyDeleteSo many people (myself included) violated Rainbow Dash :I
ReplyDelete@RagingPony
ReplyDeleteNo Way, That's my Birthdate too ^_^
destroyed equestria with discord
ReplyDeleteNow I feel bad
Oops, my mistake, misplaced the numbers somehow :/
ReplyDeleteI found a sidekick in Luna :D (Nov 20)
Started a business with.... DJ Pon3.
ReplyDeleteStrange, I don't see myself working with DJ Pon3. Nor have it crossed my mind either.
Gilda is now my Sidekick?
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, She's insufferable!
Started a gang with Discord?
ReplyDeleteBUCK
YES
MUAHAHAHAHAHA ZE ELEMENTS ARE MINE! (and Cheeriliee's)
ReplyDeleteD: Destroyed Equestria with Discord? XD
ReplyDelete@Zumbach
ReplyDeleteMe too! Brohoof!
But.... I wanted to marry Twilight not Berry Punch
ReplyDeleteForever tied to the DOCTOR!
ReplyDeleteok that is one awesome destiny.
I violated Princess Luna...awkward...
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that because I was born in July I'm a rapist? Oh well at least I have good choice and went with Zecora.
ReplyDeleteStole the elements with Derpy. Winning.
ReplyDelete@Amilopectina
ReplyDeleteHey! So did I! :3
(destroyed Equestria with Octavia)
how did you fucking know I was august 20?
ReplyDeleteI'm married to Rainbowdash, u jelly?
ReplyDeletebecame you crime fighting sidekick princess celestia, crap D:
ReplyDelete/Sits in a small moon crater while listening to Octavia complain about things/
ReplyDeleteAlso I wish we knew the Mane cast's birthdays.
Spike would change his to January or March 9th.
started a buisness with nightmare moon,
ReplyDeletewe export lunar rocks
it's a living
Whoo! I destroyed Equestria with Dr. Whooves!
ReplyDeleteI married Octavia? Yup that isn't my real birthday. At least I didn't marry a guy or Discord no offense
ReplyDeleteY U no make me with Fluttershy?
ReplyDeleteChanged bodies with... Sweetie Bell... What. Da. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteMy crime fighting sidekick is Twilight Sparkle. Not bad. In fact, this is fantastic, we could wipe out crime on earth and as a reward I will get a teleportation to Equestria!
ReplyDeleteswitched bodies with spike? that acctualy fits me xD
ReplyDeleteStarted a gang with Zecora.
ReplyDeleteO_O
Switched bodies with Diamon Tiara....
ReplyDeleteUm... yeah, time to go apologizing and then run into the mud.
Destroyed Equestria with Scootaloo.
ReplyDeleteI'm liking this idea, though we'd better get demolition cutie marks for it.
Violated doctor hooves... O_O
ReplyDeleteViolated Nightmare moon...
ReplyDeleteMarried to..Braeburn?
ReplyDeleteWhy would you do this to me ;_;
@Heimdal
ReplyDeleteat least you're a norse god
Create battle clones of Twilight Sparkle.
ReplyDeleteYes, My Lord!
Switched bodies with Derpy.
ReplyDeleteYES.
Married to Rarity...didn't see that one coming.
ReplyDeleteHell Yeah Banished to Magic Kindergarden with Cheerilee i'll be out in no time
ReplyDeleteI stole the Elements of Harmony with Berry Punch? Um... I guess we are drinking to celebrate!
ReplyDeleteI went to the moon with Nightmare Moon...
ReplyDeleteIt must've been awkward.
I stole the elements of harmony with Twilight Sparkle. Who came with me?
ReplyDeleteI stole the elements of harmony with nightmare moon *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteSwitching Bodies with Soaring. Buck yeah now I am a wonderbolt.
ReplyDelete>MFW (forever) tied to Sweetie Belle.
ReplyDeleteStarted a business with Braeburn. Sweet.
ReplyDeleteMarried to Big Mac....
ReplyDeleteREALLY?!
@cola
ReplyDeleteYou. Have the same birthday as me. Officially my twin.
Applejack is my crime fighting sidekick :D
ReplyDeleteLuna is now my crime-fighting sidekick.
ReplyDeleteBe jelly. Its ok.
I stole the Elements of Harmony with Princess Luna.
ReplyDeleteBetter go home and become a Season 1 brony
(Now I want my birthday to be on March 5th so I can be married to Rainbow Dash! >:C)
I switched bodies with Soarin. At least I like pie.
ReplyDelete@wackypony Unless said birthday is your mother's birthday.
ReplyDeleteEugh.
As for me, the wedding bells toll for the Queen of the Night (& I)
I've got some planning to do, obviously.
@wackypony Unless said birthday is your mother's birthday.
ReplyDeleteEugh.
As for me, the wedding bells toll for the Queen of the Night (& I)
I've got some planning to do, obviously.
I switched bodies with Zecora.....I think it's time for me to be true. Speaking in rhyme, I'll surely do.
ReplyDeleteMine's detroyed equestrian with Mayor Mare. My sister's is got Married to Scootaloo.
ReplyDeleteWTF
MY DAD MADE BATTLE CLONES OF DERPY
ReplyDeleteOH GOD WE'LL ALL DIE
create battle clones of pinkie pie? I SHALL RULE ALL THE DEMINSIONS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI started a gang with Granny smith....
ReplyDeleteBuck Yeah!
Violated by Pinkie Pie?!? :twitch:
ReplyDeleteMarch 3rd.
ReplyDeleteMarried to Princess Celestia. Alright. Guess she isn't a princess anymore...
Woot!
ReplyDeleteMarried to Derpy Hooves!
I started a business with Lyra. Yes I was born on April 1st
ReplyDelete>February 8th
ReplyDelete>Switched bodies with discord
>Ohohohoho, this is DELICIOUS!
went to the moon with mayor mare NOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteI, no kidding, destroyed equestria with doctor whooves (my birthday really is new years eve). Is this what the mlp version of doctor who is like? Maybe we will learn in season 3.
ReplyDeletehmm... my own private army of Gilda...
ReplyDeleteSure why not?
Started a gang with Gilda? Yea im not surprised...
ReplyDeleteI envy anyone born on March 12th.
ReplyDeleteMarried to Twilight.
ReplyDeleteI knew March 2nd was a cool birthday.
I get to start a gang with Pinkie Pie! I WIN
ReplyDeleteI started a business with Applejack.
ReplyDeleteYeah THAT'll be eventful.
"Hey Applejack!"
"What?"
"Wanna start a business?"
"Sure."
And then we made money. The end
I... violated Fluttershy?
ReplyDelete[Forever] tied to Octavia
ReplyDelete*Dons trench coat and aviators*
ReplyDeleteI violated Applebloom :)
Went to the moon with Pinkie Pie.
ReplyDeleteYAY! PARTY ON THE MOOOOOON!!!
Married to Gilda...
ReplyDeletetime to bring out the good 'ol wifebeater.
Applebloom became my crime fighting sidekick..?
ReplyDeleteOh, dear Celestia, that is awesome.
I started a buisness with Applebloom.
ReplyDeleteStole the Elements of Harmony with... Princess Celestia... hehehe, swag
ReplyDeletei stole the elements of harmony with nitemare moon /)^3^(\
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ReplyDelete>July - violated
ReplyDeleteOH THIS IS GOING SO WELL ALREADY.
Violated Twilight Sparkle. My second favorite. WHY?
VIOLATED GRANNY SMITH WHAT
ReplyDeleteMarried to Lyra. I'm not sure if I'm okay with this.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
ReplyDeleteStarted a business with Carrot Top.
Whoop-dee-doo.
Why couldn't I have had a May, June, July, or December birthday? That would've been much more interesting...
So who got December 8th? C'mon... which lucky #$%@!*& got to Destroy Equestria with Discord?
@Bombedrumbum
ReplyDeleteLies.
Even if you didn't, we all know she's hardly a virgin.
@ilovehotpocketsalot
ReplyDeleteYessir.
@Dͪ͊ͦḮ̘ͯS̔̐̓C̹̔Ã’͓͙̫R̀͠͞D͙̫
The troll has been counter-trolled.
By himself.
Bravo.
@Andech
The only possible thing that's worse than that is violating Discord or Spike
@CogWeaver
Because it's awesome.
We all need some crazy in our lives. Pinkie Pie approves of this.
@Zarkanorf
Lucky @$%&!#.
@Blackbelt
I look forward to hearing a report about this...
...it should be very insightful.
@RyuuKiba
DING DING DING DING DING!!!!
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
I am sooo jelly...
@FiM_Luna
Yep, see, that's what I was talking about...
...I need to know how that felt.
@D. Shadows
Hahaha...
...nice try.
@CityFlyer502
Deflowered!
...too soon?
Ok, I'm done trying to comment on everything.
I'm bored, but not THAT bored.
Now someone should take the time to figure out how all of this connects... it would make for a VERY interesting story.
lol "Banished to Magic Kindergarten with Sweetie Bell"
ReplyDeleteseems fitting lol xD
@CityFlyer502
ReplyDeleteMe too! *Brohoof*
February 29th: "Switched bodies with Berry Punch."
ReplyDeleteWell. This will be exciting.... My body isn't going to survive all that booze...
Switched Bodies with Celestia. TIME FOR TROLLING!
ReplyDeleteI just started a business with Applejack.
ReplyDeleteApril- Started a buisness with
ReplyDelete19- Sweetie Belle
... I wonder what KIND of buisness?
Also, bodies and Nightmare moon are misspelled. Also, Sweetie Belle is missing an e.
Married Derpy Hooves. I'm okay with this.
ReplyDeleteSwitched bodies with NIGHTMARE MOON! HELLZ YEAH!
ReplyDeleteyeah forever tied up with DJ-Pon3 (Vinyl Scratch)
ReplyDeleteHint: look at the picture. it is a sign for me^^
March 5, married to Rainbow Dash. So awesome!
ReplyDeleteVoliated Lyra.
ReplyDeleteThat dosen't sound too well...
Married to AJ...
ReplyDeleteimokwiththisfilly.png
I'd much prefer one of the musician ponies though, but hey, at least I know AJ will be self-sufficient and not be high maintenance like my favorite pony.
I went to the moon with princess Celestia.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help but notice that the 4th of July is 'violated Derpy Hooves' - Wat.
@stitchNO WAY! ME TOO! I would have been happy with july 2nd, but this one has more possibilities (ruling equestria with a fine-ass mane) and less consequences (castration by overpowered magic).
ReplyDeleteBanished to Magic Kindergarten with Rarity! WOO! No regrets!
ReplyDeleteim married to princess celestia, nightmare moon, applebloom, soarin and dr whooves
ReplyDeleteso that means im good with alicorns gay aand a pedophile...
Switched bodies with Celestia...
ReplyDeleteI AM ALL POWERFUL!! /canterlock
Why does July have to be Violated? What did Cheerilee ever do to me?
ReplyDeleteYESSSSSSS!!! I will take over all of Equestria with my legions of Lyras!!!
ReplyDelete>Went to the moon with Mayor Mare
ReplyDeleteDamn :(
Well i just created battle clones of Diamond Tiara
ReplyDeleteO.o
December 5 aw yeah
ReplyDeleteI have started a gang with Fluttershy.
ReplyDelete