>violated Rainbow DashIt all makes sense....
Hey my birthdays next week! Destiny AWAY!!!!
started a gang with soarin'. At least we might get to meet Spitfire!
Married Mayor Mare.goddamn it.
Destroyed Equestria with Braeburn LMAO
Why is July "violated"?!I violated Bonbon!?!??!
1 day away from Dashie. :[
I started a business with Applejack. Whatever it is, we will make millions of bits.
Destroyed Equestria with Braeburn...How did we manage that?
Create battle clones of Cherilee
Oh, this is fun. I get sent to the moon with Rarity. (August 9) In that case, I may need to start reading fashion magazines. ROFL
No, NO, NOOOO!!!!!I did NOT violate Rainbow Dash!!!
Married to................ Discordoh god why
@wackyponyIm married to Big Mac....
I'm Scootaloo since 11/30.
Big Mac as my crime fighting sidekick? I'm okay with this.
Switched bodies with THE twilight sparkle?!?! Yes. My. Life. Is. Complete.
>July 2nd... Oh my.
Violated by LunaI am so ok with this
Destroyed Equestria with Octavia...o_o
Married to applebloom. Well ok then!
Forever tied to...Granny Smith. -_- Why do I always get the bad ones?
OH GODS, MY BIRTHDAY IS JULY 12th! CANNOT UNSEE!
Went to the Moon with Apple Bloom... I guess we both like BANANAS! -Q.
@ninonyboxman, i'd take that over Mayor Mare. especially a humanized Big Mac, cause i like muscly men.
Started a gang with DJ-PON3. Ah yeah.
Started a gang with Princess CelestiaI have to go write this fic now.
Went to the moon with Berry Punch.Got a feeling it was a wild time!
YES! YES! YES! YES! MARRIED DOCTOR WHOOVES, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!~
EDIT: Scootaloo-Gilda since 11/30>careless misspelling of Nightmare Moon
banished to magic kindergarten with Sweetie bell ._.
Started a business with Princess Luna?Fuck Yeah!
Stole the Elements of Harmony with DJ PON-3Uh... sure.
I feel bad for the person who has a birthday today(forever) tied to Pinkie Pie
Switched. Bodies with pinkish pie. Just run now
sick I get to switch bodies with luna! February 20 is an even more awesome b-day now.
switched bodies with.. soarin?
Started a gang with Applejack.We're calling it the Sweet Apple Anarchists.
Destroy Equestria with Soarin...
Granny Smith is my sidekick. AAAAAAAWWWWW YEEAAAH!!!!!!!
Why can't I have been born on March 12th????Making battle clones of Rarity is cool too, though
Seems that a lot of people here have their birthdays on July :PViolated Cherilee, in my case... meh, could be worse :P
Destroyed Equestria with DJ PON-3...through the power of CLUB MUSIC, no doubt.
Destroyed Equestria with Sweetie Bell? Son of a pony =/
I DID NOT HAVE SECUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MARE, OFFICER. RAINBOW DASH IS STILL A VIRGIN.
I'm banished to Magic Kindergarten with Nightmare Moon? I'm strangely ok with that. RECESS WILL LAST FOREVER!
Married to Princess Celestia*NEVERALONE*
Lots of us seem to have destroyed Equestria.Guess we're a lot of December birthdays.Lyra was my partner in the obliteration of this great pony nation. How fun.
Destroyed Equestria with Pinkie Pie. More likely than you think.
I got banished to magic kindergarten with Bonbon! Ah well, she seems adventurous too. Maybe this will be fun. ;)
Started a business with Princess Luna... I'm okay with that:)
Destroyed Equestria with Cheerilee. Why??? Also, that's rather impressive.
We suppose to write a story or something with this?
Create battle clones of ratity... we will win the wars of Fashion!
@MikeTheWeatherPonyYou're married to Apple Bloom? me too...this may be a problem
Battle clones of Discord... I AM YOUR GOD NOW. BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS.
Well, here goes...Violated Scootaloo 0_o
Awww man... I wanted to be with Dashie :(, oh well I got Octavia
I'm tied to granny smith. forever.ZZZZZ...
@BombedrumbumMarried to Granny Smith...
"Switched bodies with Dj Pon3" So Awesome :D
I destroyed Equestria with Vinyl Scratch. Wicked. *Turns the bass up to 11 and lets it rip*
@Thomas Ouch, that's probably the worst draw on this table. There's nothing funny about that, but instead that's just sad and terrible.
Banished to magic kindergarten with Princes Celestia... nice
@ilovehotpocketsalotRainbow Dash is taken
I went to the moon with Sweetie Bell YAY!
@Discord :PApparantly, I violated Rainbow Dash.....
@redwings1340'nah, violating Scootaloo or any of the CMC.
Banished to magic kindergarten with Twilight Sparkle...Con: I went back to kindergarten.Pro: It's with Best Mane 6 Pony.Pro: I MUST HAVE MAGIC IF I CAN BE THERE!Con: The situation was a dream...
Apparently I violated Twilight Sparkle. So there's that.
@BombedrumbumWell, you did better than me...
Eww... I started a business with Diamond Tiara. She better be doing all the difficult work, I'll stick to advertising.
Started a business with Pinkie.I get the strange feeling that this is going to lead to half the other things happening to me.And I'm OK with that.
@Bombedrumbumyou sick bastard. keep your filthy loins out of mah Rainbow Dash.
Why am I born in the 'christmas in' month?Violated Applejack... by brushing her mane against her will, but she looks better for it and it's got a nice sheen to it.
I started a gang with Twilight Sparkle. O.o Booyah! Look out, here comes Celestia's Angels >:3
OMG Granny Smith became my crime fighting sidekick LOL
I violated Doctor Whooves...
Oh sweet! I'm going to Start a gang with Mayor Mare......wait, what?
Maried with Twilight SparkleLIFE = COMPLETE
Married to LunaI be dead when that happens white it won't lol or a heart attack
I went to the moon with ZecoraStrangely I'm okay with this.
...switched bodies with granny smith... feb 14 Valentines day who made this?
Apparently, I just stole the Elements of Harmony with BonBon. I din't peg her as a thief, but she IS a background character, so........
Banished to magic kindergarten with DJ-PON3...This will not end well.
Destroyed Equestria with...Pinkie Pie!It's a Hearth's Warming miracle.
Married to Derpy. You jelly?
Start a gang with Celestia. Bitchin
August 12th... Went to the Moon with Fluttershy... Pretty cool.
Apparently, my sister destroys Equestria with DJ-PON3. Kind of makes sense. She does have violent tendencies...
im married to Rarity
Started a business with Pinkie Pie.
feb. 3switch bodies with celestia.....MUAHAHA BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTALS!
Seth, what have you DONE!?This thing cause all sorts of insanity over at Ponibooru! HOW COULD YOU BRING THIS HERE!?!?
Started a Gang with Berry Punch... SWEET!
@Luxin_Nocte Lucky you. I'd kill to have her as a business partner. She can really get the word out!
"Violated Fluttershy" I think I'll just go and kill myself now. feelsbadman.jpg
no birthday can match March 5th, being married to Rainbow Dash.I get stuck with a March 6th birthday. :[
Started a business with Zecora.
Stole the elements with...... Gilda. Hey, at least its believable. By the way, OLD.
Violated Soarin? No thanks :|
@Brian JohnsonHOW COULD YOU?!?!
Banished to magic kindergarten with Gilda? Um, okay...
Stuck on the moon with granny smith
Oh god, just woke up. February 9th. Does that mean change body with Rarity?
Apparently I violated Zecora. That sounds very naughty XD.
(forever) tied to Spike!!!!
@Brian JohnsonYOU SHALL ROAST AT THE SPIT TONIGHT!
went to the moon with zecora....so AWESOME!!
Stole the elements of harmony with Braeburn.
Started a gang with Nightmare MoonThey see us rollin´
@Ashley awwwww yeahhh mine too XD I get tied up with berry punch... sounds... interesting
Went to the moon with rainbow dash........
I wanna know who exactly came up with violating. Why not take a road trip or something.
Went to the moon with Braeburn.I'm okay with this.
Hell yea started a business with Derpy Hooves ...... wait what!!!!
Well, I'm stealing the Elements of Harmony with Derpy this year. Fun times ahead!!!
@UnknownI am not jelly of the muffin queens marriage. Hope you like being set on fire multiple times a week, I got off easy with a buck to the eye.
scootaloo is my crime fighting sidekick!went pretty good. she'd make the best spunky sidekick! plus now i don't have to make my own sandwiches!
@CityFlyer502So I destroyed Equestria with CityFlyer's sister, since I switched bodies with DJ-PON3?
I pity whoever gets "Violated Applebloom".Anyway, apparently Celestia is the Robin to my Batman. Interesting.
Forever tied to Soarin....Oh dear.
Saw this the other day. I started a gang with Octavia.Now, we just need a name...
Married to Fluttershy!?!?! BEST DESTINY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@CityFlyer502can violating mean anything other than something sexual? just curious.
[Forever] tied to Braeburn...Could be worse.
I destroyed Equestria with Derpy
@mrsteroidsMy katana has served me well, but shame has been brought upon me. Now it will be drawn one last time to cleanse myself.
Switched bodies with Rainbow Dash ... Was this before or after Bombedrumbum violated Rainbow Dash? I must know!
Since not all months have 31 days...Dr. Whooves will not do the following with anyone:- Switch bodies, start a business, be turned into their battle clones, go to the moon, get banished to magic kindergarten or become their crime fighting sidekickAnd poor Gilda will be married to nobody.
Banished to magic kindergarten with DJ Pon3wut?
Married with Applebloom....wait,what?
@lolcats11We're all doomed.
Banished to magic kindergarten with pinkie pie...Good times!
"Destroyed Equestria with Granny Smith"? WTF it means?
@stitchand I raise you my Discord battle clones >:)
started a business with nightmare moon...sweet
@Brian JohnsonGood, I'll wash the blood after you're done and your honor is restablished.
Switched bodies with Derpy Hooves.This cannot end well.
Went to the moon with Princess Luna.........Best.Outcome.Ever.
@Ritsuko Mithos Ikuina Fuuinyou pedophile/child molester, you.
Cheerilee is my crime fighting sidekick...me gusta.
Yay, I get battle clones of Pinkie!BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie Pie became my crime fighting partner... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!11!1!11!!11!
Violated Pinkie Pie.Oh my. I feel so ashamed right now. T_T
@MaFthat means you destroyed Equestria with my wife
Switched bodies with Zecora... -_-
darn, i stole the elements of harmony with Mayor Mare, who will probably sell it back to the Mane 6 and blame me
Steal the elements of harmony with fluttershy? i am okay with that... umm... if you guys approve... eep....
@WackyPonyThere are many ways to violate something, like giving Rarity a stallions hairstyle. That's called violating fashion.
I ended up with Derpy Hooves as my sidekick...Hell. YES!
Tis a LIE! I would never do such a thing!
I destroyed Equestria with Gilda!?!?!?! NOOOOO!!!!!!!! Let it not be so!!!!!!
Nov. 13: Applejack becomes my crime fighting sidekickWhy am I suddenly in a Western Movie?....
STARTING A BUSINESS WITH DISCORDOH MY FREAKING GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD
Violated Molestia(she was asking for it)
Destroyed Equestria with Celestia, *okay.jpg*
I Swtich bodies with Luna HUZAH THE FUN HATH BEEN DOUBLED MOTHA FUCKA
@Zarkanorfwhat are we going to sell?
Forever tied to Pinkie Pie....Better buy some ear plugs.(Yes, today is my birthday. Yay...)
I'm tellin' ya, this is all a ploy to get us to reveal the answers to our security questions...
Create battle clones of Octavia? Intresting...
Really, I wanted Violated with Octavia. Then we could have had great selfcest. :)
Married Rainbow Dash, not bad
Started a business with Gilda.*cracks knuckles*private securily work
Lots of Marches and Julys out there. Wonder if there's a correlation.I got "Married to Carrot Top." Uh, what's up, doc? I'm just glad it's the BG character and not the other one. Nightmare.
Married to Twilight Sparkle... I can deal with that! =D
I'm married to Big Macintosh.Seriously? He's one of my least favourite ponies, AND he's one of the few males. This was so disappointing. My birthday is ruined. ;_;
Banshed to Magic Kindergarten with Nightmare Moon.......help me ;_;
Switched bodies Cheerilee.I look so pretty. :D
So... I have to violate a Timelord?Fuck...
Yay, March 5th.
Started a business with Mayor Marehumm, i guess that's okay
Started a business with the mayor. I'm screwed.
GODDAMN ITMARRIED TO DIAMOND TIARAI WOULD HAVE EVEN TAKEN SILVER SPOON
I get sent to the moon with Lyra Heartsting...why do I feel I kinda got shortened in this one...
@A_Tater_Salad LOLWUT? It appears that's the case.
July 23. Great now Lyra gets to kick the shit out of me.
Stole the Elements of Harmony with Princess Celestia.So I stole them back, okies.
Started a gang with Discord.My birthday made the best combination ever for myself.
Create battle clones of Sweetie Belle...BORING!
I "Destroyed Equestria With Discord".... FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Aw man, best luck ever XD
Jesus destroyed Equestria with Pinkie Pie
Holy shit that's freaky.
March 4th.Huh.Half my brain just shut down for some reason. I can see some light flickering behind the door, but it's locked.Why am I grinning?...aw yeah favorite pony
@HirosashiiHey, same here. I remember you. You were that one Pegasus with the limp, weren't you?
I violated Discord O_0
>stole the elements of harmony with spikeWHAT? But Rainbow Dash the Second IS an element!
Went to he moon with cherilee 0_o
@Canvas Wolf DollThat's nothing. MY crime fighting sidekick is Princess Celestia. Aaand the funny part is that I've already though of that before this came along.
For some reason I get banished to magic kindergarten with Scoots.
I switched bodies with sweetiebelle...MMM!*puh* I mean:AAAAWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!