• Discussion: You Are Now a Movie Producer

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    You have been given a 30 million dollar budget to ponyify any movie in existence.  Crouching Griffon Hidden Hydra? Do it! 

    Toss your summary in the comments section, as well as the ponified title, because ponified titles are awesome.
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    1. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 10:02 AM

      @Zentra_Ysera MLP:FIM already is Planet of the Ponies, Zentra. Look at Manehatten. All you are missing are pet humans in Fluttershy's menagerie.

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    2. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 10:05 AM

      @ThatNub Pony Hard! Now that I'd watch. And you are right, Applejack would make an awesome Bruce Willis. Yippie Kai Ay Motherbuckers!

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    3. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 10:07 AM

      Welcome to the Frith page. All Frith, all the time.

      Now back to Frith.

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    4. BroznikDecember 20, 2011 at 10:20 AM

      Planet of the Apes! Keep the humans going into space and coming back, but just make it ponies instead of apes!

      Planet of the Ponies!

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    5. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 10:29 AM

      @H3llpon3 Study Club (Fight Club) is growing on me. Twilight the insomniac attends way more classes than her course load allows. After library hours she takes up budgeoning other ponies with large books (actually, budgeoning herself mostly). She collects tallow from a pony liposuckion clinic and makes high-end cupcakes for sale at Sugarcube Corner. She also uses the tallow to make high-powered explosives and demolishes Canterlot. Roll credits.

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    6. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 10:30 AM

      Saving Private Derpy
      Independence Day (Maybe Indeponydence Day?)
      Ponies of the Canterbian (starring Pipsqueak as Jack Sparrow)
      Top Pegasus (off of Top Gun, starring RD and Scootaloo)
      Stealth ('cept with ponies, starring RD, Scoots, and Fluttershy)
      The Fluttershining
      Ponytar: The Last Air-yay-er
      Ace Fluttershy: Pet Detective

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    7. Sydny LongDecember 20, 2011 at 10:34 AM

      I don't know if it's been done, but I just saw this for the thirtieth time and had an idea.

      Doctor Sparkle's Sing-Along-Blog

      Twilight Sparkle (Dr. Horrible), secretly a villain bent on impressing Nightmare Moon (Bad Horse), is trying to develop a freeze spell so she can join the Evil League of Evil. But, several complications arrive when Twilight finds herself competing for the affections of Fluttershy (Penny) while she is trying to set up a homeless shelter in Ponyville, but Fluttershy becomes attracted to Rainbow Dash (Captain Hammerman) and Twilight, in her rage, decides she will kill Rainbow Dash.

      So, the Cutie Mark Crusaders would be the Fan Trio and Pinkie Pie will be Moist. It would be such an awesome movie. And we would have a lot of money left over.

      Or, we could do "The Pinkie Sense." Rainbow Dash is a Wonderbolt member who is suspended from the team after starting a fight. Forced to live in Ponyville during her suspension, Rainbow Dash meets a young filly named Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie has a dark secret that involves seeing ghosts, and right before she sees one, she gets a shot of Pinkie Sense.

      Either one would be extremely epic.

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    8. James CorckDecember 20, 2011 at 10:34 AM

      Thirty Million Dollars and the oportunity to make a pony movie?

      Screw ponifying a movie, I will make the animated series of Fallout Equestria!

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    9. TechnoBronyDecember 20, 2011 at 10:36 AM

      Video of Fallout: Equestria

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    10. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 10:41 AM

      @Sigma Silver "Snips and Snail's Excellent Adventure". Your script is most excellent. A+

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    11. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 11:26 AM

      This is not my little pony xxx

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    12. IkkouSoryuDecember 20, 2011 at 11:40 AM

      LOTR and other fantasy epics would look trite and... pretty much like unponified counterparts.

      I'm totally adding my voice for Pulp Fiction:
      - Fancy motherfucka, do you speak it???

      And Aliens.
      Ponies IN SPACE fighting acid lizards. Yeah.

      And RoboColt
      Part colt
      Part machine
      *sunglasses*
      All clop

      YEEEEAAAAAHHHH

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    13. ScootaloveDecember 20, 2011 at 11:48 AM

      Twilight and Pinkie go to White Castle

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    14. ScootaloveDecember 20, 2011 at 11:48 AM

      Twilight and Pinkie go to White Castle

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    15. statooseDecember 20, 2011 at 12:02 PM

      I would rather buy out Studio B and the MLP copyright, then use the studio at my fingertips to bring the best fanfiction to life, specificly for YouTube and the bronies.

      Wouldn't that be awesome? :D

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    16. Agile WingsDecember 20, 2011 at 12:07 PM

      Anchormare
      Twilight Hears a Who
      Iron Pony
      How To Train Your Baby Dragon
      (I'm very tired so sorry if these are terribad)

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    17. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 12:21 PM

      The other guys
      the other colts

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    18. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 12:22 PM

      the other guys
      the other colts

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    19. ThatGuyWhoDidThatThingDecember 20, 2011 at 12:26 PM

      Alright...Here's what I got.
      Movie: Any movie made by Mel Brooks. Case in point? Young Frankenstein (Or, rather, Young Frankensteed).
      Cast:
      Twilight Sparkle as Dr. Frankensteed
      Spike as Igor
      Big Mac as the Monster
      Applejack as the Assistant
      Princess Luna as Frau Blucher

      Plot: Twilight, tired of being stuck in her mentor's shadow after a botched attempt to bring a deceased pony back to life, finds herself a castle left to her by her mentor after she (Princess Celestia) goes missing. Add in Mel Brooks style humor, and have at it.

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    20. The CommanderDecember 20, 2011 at 12:29 PM

      Only $30 Million Dollars?

      Whaaatttt?

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    21. Arjay CreyoDecember 20, 2011 at 12:56 PM

      I'd probably ponify the Jet Li movie "Hero."

      I'm not entirely sure why, but I think it would be awesome.

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    22. IkkouSoryuDecember 20, 2011 at 12:57 PM

      Actually, $30 million is a pretty serious sum. (if you have talent, that is)

      First Terminator, for example, had only $7 million budget (which was pitiful even then, okay, but still it manages to look good even now)

      More recently, District 9, for all its awesome-looking visuals, had exactly $30 million budget.

      It's Avatar and CGI-era blockbusters which inflated movie budgets. Now hueg sum of money is somewhat of a marketing thing - quality guaranteed and all that rot.

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    23. James RyeDecember 20, 2011 at 1:20 PM

      @Silfir

      I agree with you. Instead to copy other movies as fun and exciting that might be to change the human cast into a pony one won´t do it. It should have its own original movie, story and setting.

      The problem with that is to stay as close to the original personifications of the characters but still give them some new edges and points to make them even more interesting. After all they would have to go for longer than 24 minutes.
      Thw world needs to get increased as well, new lore added, some new evil enemey, new purpose, etc. Yeah and then there would be the budget of 30 millions. <_<

      I wonder if there ever will be a MLP movie and how it will look like.

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    24. ChobittsuDecember 20, 2011 at 1:25 PM

      Shy Hard (starring Fluttershy as John McClain)

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    25. Storm ChaserDecember 20, 2011 at 1:59 PM

      THE mAne TEAM
      Fluttershy as Hannibal, RD as Faceman, AJ as BA, obviously Pinkie as Murdock. Rarity can be the FBI-whatever lady, leaving Twilight as Lynch.

      You are now imagining Fluttershy with a cigar, saying "I love it when a plan comes together."

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    26. ScootalooDecember 20, 2011 at 2:38 PM

      V for Vendetta

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    27. CaptainRiotDecember 20, 2011 at 2:46 PM

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    28. CaptainRiotDecember 20, 2011 at 2:48 PM

      I would make the deadspace movie with Isaac, then ponify it to be worth all the bits.

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    29. Sigma SilverDecember 20, 2011 at 3:23 PM

      @Those who are trying to ponify Robocop:
      You do realize that by calling him "Roboclop: part machine, all clop", you're making him sound less like a bionic guardpony and more like a bionic sex machine! :D

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    30. SonicRatchetDecember 20, 2011 at 3:45 PM

      Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles, because of ninjas, pizza, 90s rap and the opportunity to hear Fluttershy say 'cowabunga!'

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    31. SaureDecember 20, 2011 at 3:54 PM

      Code Geass : Twilight of the Rebellion

      The Equines of Equestria conquer the other regions of their planet with the use of a newly developed weapons, Knightmares.

      The conquered regions, regardless of species, are given numbers to distinguish them from other controlled areas.

      As to be expected, there are rebels against the holy Equine Empire, but none truly pose threat... Until, that is, Twilight investigates a crashed vehicle and discovers L-2.

      The adventure begins.

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    32. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 3:55 PM

      @DeRockProject
      I fully support a wholly original FiM film.

      SUMMER 2013

      SIX ("Hey!") ...SEVEN FRIENDS WHO LIVE IN THE MAGICAL LAND OF EQUESTRIA

      THEY HAVE DEFEATED DRAGONS, MONSTERS AND EVEN GODS. ONCE MORE, THEY MUST WORK TOGETHER TO SEAL AN ANCIENT EVIL

      ONE PROBLEM - THEY AIN'T RIGHT IN THE HEAD.

      Twilight: "HII GIRRRLS!"
      Pinkie Pie: "Bats! Bats on my face!"
      Applejack: "Woo woo, woo woo!"
      Rainbow Dash: *shivering*
      Fluttershy: "You're... going... to LOVE ME!"
      Rarity: "Listen to me, I don't even know what ponies are supposed to wallow in! I'M SO PATHE-HETIC!"
      *beat*
      Spike: "I got nothing."

      FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC: THE MOVIE

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    33. IkkouSoryuDecember 20, 2011 at 3:59 PM

      OH COME ON, It's not RoboClop, it's RoboColt for frick sake

      Also, it's not like "clop" doesn't have any meaning other than specific euphemism in brony slang.

      Jus' sayin'

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    34. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 4:11 PM

      "Coltablanca" or "Casaflanka"

      Big Mac- Rick
      Braeburn- Laszlo
      Fancypants- Louis
      Fleur or Fluttershy- Ilsa
      Photo Finish- A female version of Major Strassler.
      Pimp Spike- Sam
      Etc...

      THE WORLD NEEDS THIS.

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    35. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 4:15 PM

      "Coltablanca" or "Casaflanka"

      Big Mac- Rick
      Braeburn- Laszlo
      Fancypants- Louis
      Fleur or Fluttershy- Ilsa
      Photo Finish- A female version of Major Strassler.
      Pimp Spike- Sam
      Etc...

      THE WORLD NEEDS THIS.

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    36. LeKataklystDecember 20, 2011 at 4:28 PM

      Anchormare

      Basically a Anchor Man parody, too long didn't type out the plot, other than there is alot of it

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    37. EntroDecember 20, 2011 at 9:04 PM

      SeaQuestria Sub (SeaQuest DSV)

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    38. Forte CanterDecember 21, 2011 at 12:04 AM

      I wouldn't make a ponified movie. I'd make a movie adaptation of Blood is Thicker than Friendship.

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    39. UnknownDecember 21, 2011 at 12:19 AM

      Employee of the Month ---> Empony of the Month
      Plot: Rainbow Dash wants to win employee of the month in order to win a day with the wonderbolts, but beating Twilight Sparkles's perfect attendance and keen skills will be a challenge.

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    40. funanddiscordDecember 21, 2011 at 8:55 AM

      @Thar amazing idea BUCK YEAH!

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    41. funanddiscordDecember 21, 2011 at 8:57 AM

      @EnergizerBonnie NO :(

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    42. funanddiscordDecember 21, 2011 at 9:05 AM

      THE RAINBOW KNIGHT obviosly

      Rainbow Dash = Batman/Bruce
      Pinkie Pie = The Joker
      Spitfire = Rachel Dawes
      soarin = Harvy Dent/Two Face/
      Applejack = German Guy with dogs
      Scootaloo = Alfred
      Spike = Mob boss
      Rarity= Mr. lao
      Big mac= James Gordon
      Twilght sparkle= Lucius Fox

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    43. bretcaneronDecember 21, 2011 at 1:28 PM

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    44. bretcaneronDecember 21, 2011 at 1:28 PM

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    45. bretcaneronDecember 21, 2011 at 1:29 PM

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    46. bretcaneronDecember 21, 2011 at 1:32 PM

      Pon·E

      Just because Wall·E is so epic. Not quite sure if you could fit the mane six in there, but whatever.

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    47. StarsDecember 21, 2011 at 1:54 PM

      @Crosswing

      PON-E = WALL-E

      Twilight = wall-e
      Celestia = Eve

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    48. ThePonyWithoutANameDecember 21, 2011 at 11:13 PM

      Well, unless they where animated in there. Supposing I was still alive from meeting ponies, gasping for air then fainting would end up killing me, I would remake any Mupets movie.

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    49. broodingguyDecember 22, 2011 at 5:35 AM

      the simpspones movie.

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    50. ScatmanDecember 24, 2011 at 5:28 PM

      The Goodponies (the Goodfellas)
      Barring that, Spike of the Dead (Shaun of the Dead)

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    51. Joey O'ConnellDecember 26, 2011 at 4:10 AM

      Donnie Darko is getting the ponifying treatment from me.

      Rainbow "Dashie" Dash is a young mare living in the 980's in Cloudsdale and is facing some psychological trouble. Aggressive behavior, bad dreams, emotional detachment, you name it. She doesn't get along with her siblings and is not too fond of her mother.

      But a new mare in town named Fluttershy arrives, Dashie gets with her and gets along well, but there's something not right about Fluttershy's pet bunny, Angel.

      Dashie soon finds out that in approximately 28 days, it's curtains for Cloudsdale, and soon enough Equestria. Unless she can figure out a certain magic with the aid of Twilight Sparkle.

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