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451 comments:
No Country for Old Stallions.
ReplyDeleteBig Mac finds a bag of if bits worth more than his whole farm. he quickly learns a tracking spell was cast on the bits and that he's being hunted by an assassin hired by celestia herself.
yeah its a little botched but still.
@Automatic Jack Yes!
ReplyDeleteAh HA! no one used
ReplyDeleteThe Rarity Horror Picture Show
(Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Law Abiding Pony.
ReplyDeleteLyra has been murdered, and the killer gets let off by rating his accomplice. Bonbon takes the law into own hooves, vowing true justice for all involved, from the slime that committed the crime all the way to the chief of the department of justice. It's up to Twilight to unravel the string of vengeance hits while Bonbon is seemingly secure in prison.
Tell me you wouldn't pay to see this movie.
I'll second Top Gun, as long as there's a beach volleyball scene with Harry the Bear in it, anyways.
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ReplyDeleteThe Stable. A movie version of the popular series, takes place at the stables of Hoofton-Mifflin, and it's run by a really great boss pony, played by Steve Coltrell.
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ReplyDelete@SoGGY
ReplyDeleteOh Luna no...
Ponyhouse
ReplyDeleteBig Mac is the best cooler any bar could have, but when a new gig pops up Ina town ruled in fear by a courrpt business mare named Celestia, will he be able to keep his cook and not blow up his Mercedes
Got more ideas.
ReplyDeleteThe Curious Case of Granny Smith
Mare Girls(Mean Girls)
Ponyvill's Peak
Good Cupcake(Good Burger)
Yes, there will be a ponified My Little Pony film coming at in 2013! See www.barnardfilmproductions.com for more info.
ReplyDelete@Timber ALL OF MY MONEY, cant beleive i didnt think of that, thats like my favorite movie!
ReplyDeleteScarface
ReplyDeleteStarring Rainbow Dash as Tony Montana.
"In this country you gotta make the bits first. Once you got the bits you get the magic, and once you got the magic you get the mares."
Oh Celestia I NEED pony movies now D: *Hyperventilating*
ReplyDeleteThese sound so AMAZING HHHNNNNNGGGHHHH
Murder by Death
ReplyDeleteI think the strength of MLP is to go completely off the rails when you've already made your plot points, so I'd pick something that would give the authors lots of breathing room for comedy.
One more Mane Spray.
ReplyDeleteInception.
ReplyDeleteThe Iron Pony
ReplyDeletePonifed version of the Iron Giant.
Public Eniemes
ReplyDeleteMaster & Commander (not really any other name for it)
ReplyDeleteApplebloom- french captain (we all know why)
Nurse Redheart- doctor
Twilight- Lt. Pullings
Pinkie Pie- Cpt. "lucky" Jack
Rarity- (young officer on board who loses him arm)
Fluttershy- (guy who falls overboard with the mast)
Fluttershy- (the guy who jumps overboard and drowns himself by holding a cannon ball)
I can't decide who is better for Shy?!?!?!!?!!!!!
Rainbow Dash- (the "LARGE" guy who's name escapes me)
EQUILIBRIUM!!!!
ReplyDeletePONIES AND GUN-KATA COMBINED TO MAKE THE MOST BADASS MOVIE EVER!
SCREW EVERYONE RLSES IDEA, MINES BETTER!
TWILIGHT IS CHRISTIAN BALE
Fluttershy in Wonderland (the recent one).
ReplyDeleteCan't say I liked much that movie, but ponify it and you can gobble my bank account.
The Usual Ponyspects.
ReplyDeleteDr. Strangepony.
Avatar has already been mentioned, but I still think that would be awesome :) inserting humans into equestria, see how that would go :P
ReplyDeleteSNATCH!
ReplyDeleteBecause it'd be fucking great
XXX ponies!
ReplyDeletePonies gone wild!
Hahahahaha!
Time Ponies, a remake of Time Bandits
ReplyDeleteSpike as Kevin
Twilight Sparkle as Randall
Applejack as Wally
Pinkie Pie as Og
Rainbow Dash as Strutter
Fluttershy as Fidget
And, for the sake of irony, Rarity as Vermin
Celestia would be the Supreme Being, naturally
Evil would be Nightmare Moon.
Big Mac as Agamemnon
Braeburn as Robin Hood
Pip as Napoleon
I think this has potential :)
The Agent 007, James Bit series:
ReplyDeleteDoctor Neigh
From Equestria with Love
Goldhoof
On Celestia's Secret Service
Diamonds are For-EVERRR!
Live and Let Party
The Mare with the Muffin Gun
The Mare who Loved Me
For Your Hooves Only
Octohoofy
The Living Haylights
License to Buck
GummyEye
Equestria is Not Enough
Pie Another Day
TRANSFORMARES! or maybe not...
ReplyDeleteThe Patriot
ReplyDeleteTwilight Sparkle is Mel Gibson
Buck'd to the Future
ReplyDeletehaven't seen that one suggested yet
Dr. Adorable's Sing-Along-Blog. Staring Fluttershy. That is all.
ReplyDeleteOh! Or Serenity with ponies.
Gran Torino!
ReplyDeleteIt's a car, no way to dub the name! But if that movie was pony, I could die right then and be damn happy
The Equestrian Job. If you got a budget that big, you gotta do something awesome.
ReplyDeleteOr you could go the classy route and make Dances with Buffaloes.
The Princess Bridle
ReplyDeleteThe Fillies? - Goonies CMC fit it perfectly.
Probably been said but...
ReplyDeleteLord of the Ponies: Friendship is Magic
(Lord of the Rings)
One does not simply party into Mordor. Not with 10,000 friends could you do this, it is folly...
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
ReplyDeleteIt started with the forging of the elements of harmony....
The Pursuit Of Happiness.
ReplyDeleteA Beautiful Mind.
Pirates of the Equestrabiean: Curse of the Blue Pearl
ReplyDelete28 Ponies Later
Serenity. Now featuring ponies.
ReplyDeleteI really want to see what a River pony's cutie mark would be.
The Flutter and the Frog.
ReplyDeleteFight Club
ReplyDeleteStudy Club
Twilight Sparkle: The first rule about Study Club is that you do not talk about Study Club.
Twilight Sparkle: The second rule about Study Club...
The Fifth Element... there must be potential there.
ReplyDeletePonies In Black Of course. Or Ponies Ink
ReplyDeleteIf we could ponify fics, I'd say CRISIS Equestria, Even though it's a bit... yeah.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, I dunno, Planet 52.
51. I mean.
ReplyDeleteI would make ponified version of my favorite movie, Stalingrad. The name would be Stalliongrad.
ReplyDeletecowponys and aliens.
ReplyDeleteappaloosa is invaded by aliens, but there gonna need more than pies to stop this attack. :3
I'm probably gonna kill the discussion with this one, but anyone think Spaceballs would be worth ponyfying?
ReplyDeleteMy last one
ReplyDeleteBand Of Bronies
Ya it's a show but STILL!!
Second thought, Ponies Ink would be great if only for the concept of Fluttershy trying to scare anyone and failing would be hilarious
ReplyDeleteMy choices are........
ReplyDeletePonies in black
The hayng over one or two
Incption
Avitar
And the dark pony
Freddy Vs Jason = Discord Vs Nightmare Moon
ReplyDeletePlot: Discord Returns from stone imprisonment to reign chaos over Ponyville again. Unfortunately, he finds that his power is waning. He visits Luna in her dreams (disguised as Celestia) and convinces her that everyone in Equestria hates night, and her as well. She transforms into Nightmare Moon. Discord tells her that the ponies in Ponyville especially hate her. She goes to create chaos in Ponyville. Thus, rejuvenating Discord's powers. Unfortunately, when Discord attempt to call Luna back so he may cause chaos, she is unwilling to do so. During her time terrorizing Ponyville, she began to believe that if she can't have their affection, no one should.
@AbsoluteXero
ReplyDelete"Now repeat after me: Yay."
You pretty much have my idea as the header image. But if I did something other than FlutterSkyrim, it would have to be...
ReplyDeleteThe Boondock Saints with AJ and Big Mac as Connor and Murphy, and Pinkie as Rocco.
Batpony Begins
ReplyDeleteIron Pony
The Big Letrotski
My Cousin Pony
Hot Fuzz (I got nothing)
Clerks 2
oh and lastly: Twilight :D
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I'm gonna go hang myself now
My choices are........
ReplyDeletePonies in black
The hayng over one or two
Incption
Avitar
And the dark pony
My choices are........
ReplyDeletePonies in black
The hayng over one or two
Incption
Avitar
And the dark pony
Scarflank.
ReplyDeleteIt would star a colt with a scar on his flank.
Let's see.... How about: The Wonderbolts are getting ready to announce the newest member of the team after tryouts. Rainbow Dash is certain she will win, but doesn't because Spitfrire says she's a bit big headed. However, when Discord returns, he steals the elements (again) and makes it look like Spitfire did it. Celestia is about to take away Spitfire's wings when Rainbow Dash offers to go and save the elements for her. Along with Pinkie Pie, she travels out of Equestria to the forbidden lands of Dynn to get it back. Rainbow and Pinkie rescue the elements, and Rainbow Dash saves Spitfire, Dash is the newest member of the Wonderbolts, and everyone's happy. Title: I don't have a good one. The Rainbow Dash Movie, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteLet's see.... How about: The Wonderbolts are getting ready to announce the newest member of the team after tryouts. Rainbow Dash is certain she will win, but doesn't because Spitfrire says she's a bit big headed. However, when Discord returns, he steals the elements (again) and makes it look like Spitfire did it. Celestia is about to take away Spitfire's wings when Rainbow Dash offers to go and save the elements for her. Along with Pinkie Pie, she travels out of Equestria to the forbidden lands of Dynn to get it back. Rainbow and Pinkie rescue the elements, and Rainbow Dash saves Spitfire, Dash is the newest member of the Wonderbolts, and everyone's happy. Title: I don't have a good one. The Rainbow Dash Movie, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteI know it's been said a few times, but Monty Python and the Elements of Harmony would make for the best ponified film. I seriously hope they parody at least something by Monty Python in the show.
ReplyDelete@ChannelBrony
ReplyDeleteThat's from Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
So Rainbow Dash: Legend of the Blue Sky
Star Wars or Lord of the Rings.
ReplyDelete@Jimmy James There's still plenty of episodes to come. That would be so awesome if they ever managed to squeeze in Monty Python sometime in the future. Spam anyone?
ReplyDeleteUp. It's a hard title to ponify, though.
ReplyDelete[Takes place many years after the events of Friendship is Magic]
Pinkie Pie, now a septuagenarian, is recalling fond memories of Rainbow Dash in the beginning of the movie. Pinkie, recovering adventurous ideas after many years, decides to lift the bakery into the air via balloons, for the party pony had plenty available. She thought she was alone in the building, and the entirety of Ponyville, as well as some ponies in Cloudsdale, watched in astonishment as Sugarcube Corner lifted from the ground and flew far away. After taking off, however, Pinkie finds Derpy Hooves stranded on the small bit of ground still attached to the house. Pinkie giggled, saying to her, "Derpy, you're a pegasus! Can't you fly to safety?" Derpy, however, could not. Her wings did not function well at this point in her life, and she needed to join Pinkie if she didn't want her ocular condition to lead her from safety. Pinkie realized this, and brought Derpy inside the airborne structure. Little did she know that ahead of her lie a great adventure with a pony who could talk indefinitely if permitted.
Planet of the Apes. The original. SO VERY YES
ReplyDeletePonify Pink Floyd's The Wall. No Exceptions. No Excuses.
ReplyDelete@Hundee
ReplyDeleteRainbow dash as Olivia Wilde?
@CityFlyer502
ReplyDeleteFor the Independence Day one, Derpy as the farmer fighter pilot, sad as it would be.
"Tell my Muffin, I love her."
How to Train Your Alicorn.
ReplyDeleteViking ponies are attacked by alicorns until a colt named Pipsqueak finds an alicorn named Luna- a rare kind because her mane can shimmer. She had just woken up after a thousand years and needs some guidance...
The 'Sprite
ReplyDeleteA group of ponies in Northern Equestria soon start to relize just how terrible it can be when you unfreeze a strange creature... no matter how cute it can be...
Oh, oh.
ReplyDeleteMemento.
Pinkie Pie would be the star and instead of using notes and tattoos, she would have to figure out who killed her sisters by discovering clues from the icing on various cupcakes.
@Stars Can't believe I didn't think of that one. But now I'm gonna have that playing in my head. Oh, that would be just the most emotional movie scene ever. *Sniffle*
ReplyDelete@Crosswing ive never actually seen the movie, put your own summary in if you'd like
ReplyDeleteFull Metal Saddle
ReplyDeleteWith Pinkie Pie as the Drill Sargent.
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteTEAM PONIES EQUESTRIA POLICE
ReplyDeleteAttack of the killer cupcakes.
ReplyDelete"This time, cupcakes eat Pinkie"
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ReplyDeleteThe Pony Queen
ReplyDeleteTwilight Sparkle is being raised by her mother Queen Celestia to someday become queen of Equestria, but her murderous aunt Nightmare Moon is determined to take the throne. Celestia dies rescuing Twilight from a rabbit stampede which was orchestrated by Nightmare Moon, and Twilight flees Canterlot, leaving Nightmare Moon as the new queen.
Twilight flees to the village of Ponyville, where she discovers the magic of friendship and develops her new "Giggle at the Ghostie" lifestyle thanks to her new friends; Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Twilight grows up living in Ponyville, and forgets about her past under the tutelage of her new friends.
One day, many years later, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are attacked by an athletic pony who believes they are trying to hurt her. Twilight Sparkle tends off the rampaging pony, until eventually she realizes it's her old freind Applejack. After catching up, Applejack convinces Twilight to return to Canterlot, and Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash go with them.
In Canterlot, Twilight Sparkle confronts her aunt with the help of the ponies who worked in the royal castle during Celestia's rule. Eventually, Twilight defeats Nightmare Moon, and takes her rightful place as Queen of Canterlot.
The Ponies of Penzance
ReplyDeleteImagine Twilight singing the "Major General Song"
and Rainbow singing "Pirate King!"
The ShawFlank Redemption
ReplyDeleteTwo imprisoned ponies bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency.
Can't get rid of me that easily
ReplyDeletePony Harbor
Sorian as Rafe, as Danny, Rarity as Evalyn
Friends since their life on the farm, Sorian and Tom have loved flying. After joining the Air Force they are sent to Pony Harbor, where the main Equestrian fleet is docked in case of war with the Zebras. After multiple games of chicken and meeting new friends Applejack is Michal Shannon's character, Pinkie is Red, Rainbow Dash as Earl Sistern, Fluttershy is Cuba Gooding Jr.'s character.
When Sorian goes to join the Royal Ar Squadren to fight the Griifions, he is presed killed in action, after a months grieving Tom and Rarity develop feelings for each other.
All is changed when Sorian shows up alive but shatterd once the Zebras begin their assualt, already sinking the ERN battleship, Appaloosa
The ShawFlank Redemption
ReplyDeleteTwo imprisoned ponies bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency.
The Princess Mare (The Princess Bride)
ReplyDeleteI think OC ponies would do it better than casting the standard MLP characters, but I'll use them for now.
Summary: Macintosh is a lowly farmhoof who finds the love of his life in the beautiful Rarity. He leaves to find his fortune at sea so he can support his love. Later, Rarity receives notification that Macintosh's ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts(Pony name pending)!
Years later, the Prince Blueblood announces to his kingdom that Rarity, once a commoner, will be his bride.
The rest of the plot would naturally follow the movie, though I think the book would provide more sources for pony humor.
Actually, I think I'm going to go write this as a fanfic now...
Gummy the Vampire Slayer
ReplyDeleteRarity's List.
ReplyDeleteRarity as Oscar Schindler
Twilight(as Earth Pony) as Itzhak Stern.
Trixie as Amon Goeth.
Unicorns portray Nazis, Earth Ponies portray Jews.
Make it happen.
@Gryffinz As I'm peeling my jaw off my bedroom floor, just gotta say that's the best rendition of Lion King that I've seen yet in this discussion.
ReplyDeleteIf someone thought of a Valkerye that would be cool
ReplyDeleteTwilight = Colonel Van Satffenburg
Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Also Past Sins and Dangerous Business. Those deserve to be movie-ified. Mostly Past Sins and Lord of the Rings.
ReplyDeleteLunarfeild (cloverfeild) Luna goes on a rampage through canterlot in her nightmare moon form, and kills everybody.
ReplyDeleteMare-y Movie 3.
ReplyDeleteI figure everyone else already had so many awesome ponyfied titles, and I like Scary Movie 3 (don't judge)! It'd be unbelievably stupid crap (you know, a Scary Movie), but with ponies.
Twilight Holmes:
ReplyDeleteThe Diamond Dog of Baskervilles
Twilight Holmes is the most highly regarded detective of her time. Most crimes she solves in her cozy, albeit messy, tree house. However, when news of a mysterious and paranormal Diamond Dog reaches her ears, even she is stumped. With her trusty companion Spike Watson by her side, Twilight Holmes dashes off, determined to unravel this tantalizingly perplexing tale. Because no matter what, one truth will prevail!
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of Harmony
ReplyDeleteThe Princess's New Hoove.
ReplyDeleteSorry, that was bad.
THE MARE-ATE KID
ReplyDeleteRainbow Dash moves to Cloudsdale, Rainbow Dash gets her plot kicked by Dumbell, local Karate expert trains Rainbow Dash, etc. etc. you know the rest.
OR...
MARE-LAN
A young mare, Marelan, wants to go to war against the Griffon army in her father's place to war, as she thinks he is too old to fight. She disguises herself as a stallion and heads off with her guardian dragon, Spike. There, she meets Commander Storm Wing, who vows to "make a Stallion" of her and her friends.
past sins
ReplyDeleteYoung Frankenstein, Twilight as Frankenstein, Derpy as Igor, Rarity as Elizabeth, Big Mac as the monster, Pinkie Pie as Inga, Applejack as Inspector Kemp, and Granny Smith as Frau Blucher. The best part is whenever Frau Blucher is mentioned everyone rears up.
ReplyDeleteI would remake There Will Be Blood with Apple Jack as Daniel Day Lewis. Think of it...
ReplyDeleteToo bad we couldn't choose from Fan Fiction. If we could, I'd removed the shipping elements from Off the Edge of the Map (which equates to about 1 line). And make a movie of that!
ReplyDelete(Not saying I don't like shipping, quite the contrary, but I'd want to keep it within the canonical realm.)
I work at a locally owned studio- so i will try my hardest!
ReplyDeleteWar of the Worlds: Fall of Equestria
ReplyDeleteenemy at the gates. Because I can.
ReplyDeleteDid anypony post this yet?
ReplyDeleteMighty Morphin' Pony Rangers: The Movie
Replace "teenagers with attitude" with the Mane Six, change the costumes a bit, make their zords giant robotic versions of their pets, and your done.
And no, I didn't see the movie. But who here wouldn't want to see ponies fighting in ninja costumes and giant robots?
Top Flyer-
ReplyDeleteRainbow Dash has finally made it into the Wonderbolts, but there's one catch... She has to go through Top Flyer School to prove her prowess.
The hidden skirmishes with the Griffins force Dash onto the battlefield early, and she'll find that no training can prepare her for the real fight for Top Flyer.
"Big Mac and Braeburn go to White Castle." :D
ReplyDeleteOn an unrelated note, has there already been a discussion on ponified video games? I think there has been.
Ponyma(Dogma)
ReplyDeleteTwilight discovers that the reason Celestia has been teaching her is because she is the last Scion. Along with Rufus(Pinkie Pie), the thirteenth apostle, and the prophets Jay and Silent Bob (Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy), she must stop two renegade angels (Trixie and Nightmare Moon) from undoing God's laws and all of existence. Other roles would probably be Discord as Azrael, the CMC as the triplets, Zecora as Serendipity, Derpy as God(I feel like she's the only real fit for Alanis Morrisette.)
All of the Harry Potter movies! Starting Twilight as Harry! and also Inglorious Bastards...too much?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the movie 9, they mane 6 would all get there own, with the CMC joining.
ReplyDelete9=Rainbow Dash
8=Scootaloo(don't like it but only way to work)
7=Apple Jack
6=Pinkie Pie
5=Fluttershy
3&4=Applebloom & Sweetie Bell
2=Twilight
1=Rarity
If you don't know this movie, find it by going to google and typing in 9 as a NUMBER. Else you get some crap movie from like 20 years ago. This would be so good though. 9 is outgoing enough to be played by RD, and this will allow it not to be all that odd since 9&7 get together at the end with 3&4. Scootaloo as 8 still nags me though, she really doesn't fit the part. Rarity has to be 1 though, she fits too well not to be. Twilight would do well as 2 since he was the smartest. 3&4 as Applebloom and Sweetie Bell would work since they seem to connect more to each other rather than Scoots. 5 is caring, so that's automatically Fluttershy. 6 has lost it a bit, so Pinkie Pie would be able to do the role. 7 would have to be AJ, she cares for 3&4 and will fight tooth and nail for them. They'd all looked steampunked and the scientist could be Luna who is overpowered by Celestia and she uses it for poor purposes and ruins the world. I think this could work...
If not there's always the Goonies to try and work with.
Sweeney Pie
ReplyDeletePinkie Pie as Sweeney Todd
Scootaloo as Mrs. Lovett (if you have seen ask pinkamena diane pie tumblr you will get this reference.)
And Rainbow Dash as Judge Turpin.
The rest can be filled with either the rest of the mane 6 and background characters.
And Pinkamena is best pony.
Oooh! Ooooh! I got one:
ReplyDeleteThe Last Unicorn.
OH WAIT.
Ponies of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Moon
ReplyDeleteCaptain Jack: Pinkie Pie
William: Spike
Elizabeth: Rarity
Barbossa: Nightmare Moon
The rest would be Pinkie's crew.
I know @Taunt said it before me, but
ReplyDelete2001: a space mare would be my vote.
PAL-9000 would make the best villain ever XD
Pony's Labyrinth (Pan's Labyrinth)
ReplyDeleteThe Hurt Clopper (The Hurt Locker)
PON-E (WALL-E)
Modern Pie (Modern Times)
The Pinkie Sense (The Sixth Sense)
8 Mile (Can't think of ponified name)
ReplyDeleteApplejack hit some tough spots while living in Manehattan. She landed a job as a factory worker,and was abandoned by her aunt and uncle Orange. Her only escape from her bleak situation was through the hypnotic beats of DJ P0N-3.
@Sir0Chicken Absolutely nothing wrong witch Scary Movie 3. I think it's the best one out of the four. If anyone ever watched this, they would certainly die laughing, if anything out of the sheer stupidity.
ReplyDeleteSilence of the Foals
ReplyDeletePinkamena Diane Lecter nuff said.
Oceans 6 now that would be something
ReplyDelete@Pinkamena_Panzer_Pie, that exists already, it's called cupcakes :p
ReplyDeleteHarry Potter and the Alicorn's Stone?
ReplyDeleteHighlander, Their can be only one, or the black cauldron
ReplyDeleteBuck to the Future!
ReplyDeleteThe Postman
ReplyDeleteThe postmare.
It would be so much better with derpy starring in it. :D
The Princess Bride
ReplyDeleteTo Kill a Mockingbird
Pulp Fiction
Ocean's Eleven
The Truman Show
I can't pick one! It'd be so great!
Code Geass
ReplyDeleteFate/Stay Night (though not so much of a ponification but to have legendary Equestian heroes become servants.
Breakfast Club
ReplyDeleteThe Brain: Fluttershy (She fits the personality while Twilight only fits the nerd background)
The Athlete: Rainbow Dash (Well its kind of obvious)
The Basket Case: Twilight (Twilight's more of a basket case)
The Princess: Rarity (again, obvious)
The Criminal: Pinkie Pie (it's either her or Applejack)
And I don't what to do with Applejack. Presumably Verner would be Celestia and I guess the janitor would be Luna.
oh! So hard to choose... um... It's not a movie, but I'd love a ponified version of Stargate (preferably SG-1).
ReplyDeleteIf I had to choose a movie... I'd say... Akira? Maybe Ghost in the Shell? Oh! Maybe Fight Club?
...GAH! So hard to choose T_T
Kill Bill, with Twilight as the yellow haired girl.It could be fantastic. I couldn't think of an alternate title though.
ReplyDeleteMystery Pony Theater 3000: The Movie
ReplyDeleteCelestia traps Twilight, Pinkie, and Rainbow aboard the Moon Of Love, and forces them to watch bad cinema as part of their "Historical Education". Fortunately, they've got witty quips on their side!
Also:
The Big Lebronco
Jeff "The Dude" Lebronco, the laziest colt in Ponyville, is mistaken by some thugs for the millionaire "Big" Lebronco. When Big Lebronco's trophy wife Angel is kidnapped, the Dude and his bowling league buddies get caught in the crossfire!
Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan
ReplyDeleteNightmare Moon: "Of course, we are one big happy fleet! Ah, Celestia, my dear sister, do you know the old griffin proverb that tells us revenge is a dish best served cold ... it's very cold in space."
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Nightmare Moon: "I've done far worse than kill you, sister. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me ... marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead moon ... buried alive. Buried alive ..."
Celestia: "LUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Celestia: "Twilight Sparkle!"
Twilight Sparkle: "Equestria ... out of danger?"
Celestia: "Yes..."
Twilight Sparkle: "Don't grieve, Princess. It is ... logical."
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Celestia: "Of my student, I can say only this. Of all the souls I've encountered in all my travels, hers was the most ... pony."
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And then Pinkie Pie plays Amazing Grace on bagpipes.
What?, Ponyfy an existing movie?, I better do the human version of a fict! And I know the fict: "These City Walls" adaptation. I wish Jean Reno for the protagonist, but somebronies must ask to get the movie loosely based on the fict, soooo... *sigh* Jodie Foster as the Sargent. ._q
ReplyDeleteBut if I HAVE to ponyfy a movie: "The Crimson Rivers" or "Ronin". XD
Rise of the Planet of the Ponies?
ReplyDeleteYou know, the storyline of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, except done on ponies.
Wow, really?
ReplyDeleteIn that case; may I suggest,
• Filly to the Future (BTTF)
• TRON
• Harry Potter (Twilight Sparkle)
• Pirates of the Caribbean (Ponies of the Equestrean?)
7 MARES FOR 7 COLTS 1 MOUNTAIN PONY COLTS SEEK 1 MARES FROM TOWN GET MARRIED THEN HIS 6 BROTHERS KIDNAP 6 MARE TO MARRY
ReplyDeletestar wars!
ReplyDeleteor maybe the big lebowski...
Prime universe or NuTrek universe Crossover with MLP:FiM :D
ReplyDeleteWhy hasn't anyone said Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy? Pinkie Pie with the Point of View gun (I think that's what it's called) will be pretty awesome.
ReplyDeleteDerpy Gump. "Momma always said life is like a box of muffins"
ReplyDelete30 million dollars? double it and ill make Past Sins, which I bet would be an even bigger hit than Avatar.
ReplyDeletealso, the Court Jester, with Doctor Hooves as the Captain, and Derpy as the jester. with a muffin as the princess. talk about a love triangle, huh?
@Crosswing
ReplyDeleteCall it Dash and Furious lol =D
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ReplyDelete30 million dollars? double it and ill make Past Sins, which I bet would be an even bigger hit than Avatar.
ReplyDeletealso, the Court Jester, with Doctor Hooves as the Captain, and Derpy as the jester. with a muffin as the princess. talk about a love triangle, huh?
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (couldn't think of a pun)
ReplyDeleteTwilight as Everett
Applejack as Pete
Rainbow Dash as Delmar
Rarity as Penny
Trixie as Waldrip
Gilda as Homer Stokes
The Flower trio as the Sirens
and so on and so forth...
3 Idiots - 3 Ponies
ReplyDeleteNinja Assassin - Pony Assassin
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - E.I. Joe: The Rise of Equestria
Hitman - Hitmare
i think mulan would be great to ponify
ReplyDeletetwilight as mulan
spike as mushu, he is a dragon afterall
cricket as owliscius
you pretty much know the rest haha
Goddesszilla vs. Mechagoddesszilla
ReplyDeleteLarger than a dragon with more raw power than even the princesses themselves. A beast, born of dangerous magical experimentation 100 years ago, arises form the clear blue depths of the Equestrian Sea. As it travels toward Canterlot it leaves destruction in its wake. It is now the job of the mane 6 to fight fire with fire and create a beast of their own to combat the coming danger. Will their beast, powered by the Elements of Harmony, be able to defeat this monster, this beast, this...GODDESSZILLA. RAWR.
The Fantastic Mr. Fox or Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog, easily my two favorite choices.
ReplyDeleteUn Voyage Pour La Jument Dans La Lune (In non-fancy "A Trip for the Mare in the Moon") - Inspired by Luna's fragmented memories of her time imprisoned, six intrepid ponies mount the firsed mared-mission to the moon. Silent, shot in black and white, coloured by hand... spend rest of budget on soundtrack by AIR.
ReplyDeleteI know a few have already said Top Gun... I think it'd be fun to do with Spitfire and Soarin', if only because I think they'd make a great Maverick and Goose.
On that note: "Rainbow Dash and the World of Tomorrow" - When an unknown force threatens Equestria, it's up to ace flyer Rainbow Dash to track down the source... aided by a plucky reporter (Spike?) and Captain Spitfire and her elite Wonderbolt Squadron.
My little pirates of Equestria: Deadmare's chest
ReplyDeletePinkie (Jack) sets sail with her trusty first mate Applejack (Gibbs) the former blacksmith Fancypants (Will) his future betrothed Fleur (Elizabeth)and the rest of the crew to uncover the fabled treasure of the deadmare's chest while avoiding both the East Equestrian Trading Company (Led by Twilight Sparkle), their first encounter with the pirate of legend Davy Jones (Spike) and his "pet" of myth the dreaded Hydra. Pinkie, with the help of the voodoo zebra Zecora (Tia Dalma/Calypso) Set sail but is this voyage really for the treasure or is something else motivating Pinkie for this perilous Journey?
lol, I don't know how to make movies. I'd probably develop a system for the mass production of Twilight Sparkle robot-plushies.
ReplyDeleteBut if I at least had to think of a storyline, it would be one where friendship is challenged by other intrinsic values that could be seen as just as important.
@Mike
ReplyDeleteOh wait... a parody of an existing movie? I guess I'd go for "UP"
Srsly, could you imagine how happy/sad that love story at the beginning would be with poni?
I don't want to ponify some bloody movie, I want to make an actual pony motion picture.
ReplyDeleteWho Framed Pinkie Pie?
ReplyDeleteWhy, a human and equestrian mixin one film based off WFRR of course.
Since some of these guys came up with some interesting ideas, I would have to say do a pony version of the 4 "Critters" movies - have the Krites come to Equestia instead of Earth, and start eating everything and everypony in sight, while the alien bounty hunters take on pony form to hunt them down.
ReplyDeleteDon't know what Critters is? LOOK IT UP. I got the films.
Other ideas:
1. "The Pony in the Cupboard," - a pony version of The Indian in the Cupboard.
2. Pony version of "ALIEN."
3. Pony version of the 2008 scifi film "Outlander."
4. Pony version of "Time Bandits."
5. Pony version of "A Troll in Central Park" - it can be a pony version, in which a pony (either pegasus or unicorn) instead of a Troll ends up in the human world. Yeah, it be a 'pony in the human world' story.
6. Pony version of the "Power Rangers" or "Guyver" films.
7. Pony version of 2010's Gulliver's Travels ("Rainbow Dash's Travels?")
8. Pony version of "Innerspace" or "Fantastic Voyage."
9. Pony version of "Hackers."
10. "Pontastic Four" - a Pony version of "Fantastic Four," with Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack as the heroes.
11. Pony version of "The BFG" (The Big Friendly Giant)
12. Pony version of "Light Years/Gandahar" (1988 animated film)
13. Pony version of "Fantastic Planet" (1973 animated film)
14. Pony Version of "Predator", or "Aliens VS. Predator."
15. Pony version of a 'Jay & Silent Bob' movie?
...That's all I got for ideas. T__T;
@Pikminpicker
ReplyDeleteYou sir, are a GENIUS! I love to see a pony version of Planet of the Apes. Planet of the Ponies would be cool. For the original version, it be "Equestria is Earth 10,000 years in the future." For the Tim Burton remake, it be another world long after the Oberon crashes lands, and loses its stock of genetically engineered ponies (instead of apes/monkeys).
You are a GENIUS! =3
Elements of Harmony 2: Electric Boogaloo
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it...
ReplyDelete"Dash Gordon" - [insert repetitive beat here] Dash! Ah-aahhh! Saviour of Equestria!
And since I'm already on "so bad it's good" Sci-fi (and I'm sure I've seen a poster around somewhere for this already) "Celestia: Queen of Equestria" - After brilliant doctor Sparkle Sparkle goes missing somewhere in the Everfree Forest, Celestia sets out to retrieve her...
...might need to tone that one back a couple of notches for a Pony version though.
everything comedy funny actions should be ponified, sorry for not being specific its hard to decide or remember
ReplyDeleteThe Princess Bride. It's my dream movie. Caramel is Westley, Blueblood is the jackasss prince, Fluttershy is Buttercup, Big Macintosh is Fezzik, Spike is Vizzini, not sure about Inigo. um...hmm.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure this can be worked out. It could even be Granny Smith telling the story to Apple Bloom!
@Lightning Delight
ReplyDeleteWow, I just posted that I wanted to do that too. I had no idea anyone else did!
Star Wars.
ReplyDeleteTwilight Sparkle as Luke
Spike as Han Solo
Rarity as Leia
Celestia as Obi-wan
Luna/Nightmare Moon as Darth Vader/Anakin
Discord as The Emperor
Pinkie Pie as Chewbacca
Rainbow Dash as Lando
Fluttershy as C3PO
Applejack as R2D2
Zecora as Yoda
Big Mac as Jabba de Hutt
Granny Smith as his assistant
Trixie as Boba Fett
Gilda as Rancorn
Derpy as Admiral Ackbar
Cutie Mark Crusaders, Snips, Snails, Pipsqueak and the other foals/fillies as Ewoks
Could be really awesome.
Assassins Ponied - Friendship
ReplyDeleteWhat better way to achieve friendship with people than by killing their enemies?
Gentlecolt Kane - Citizen Kane
ReplyDeleteThe dying words of a publishing tycoon colt spark a search all across Manehattan for this mysterious "Rosebud"
PONY: In Everfree, nopony can hear you scream. - ALIEN, if you didn't guess
Zecora, in search of special, rare herbs, aided by her six friends, the Elements of Harmony, encounters something dormant deep in the forest. Something that should not have been awakened.
Frankenmare - Frankenstein
Pinkie Pie is obsessed with candy. She talks to it. But it doesn't talk back. But, deep in the bowels beneath Sucarcube Corner, she will try to fix that, using all her knowledge in candy and life.
Filly-G INDABARN - Ali-G INDAHOUSE
Hailing from the suburbs of Trottingham, Filly-G unwittingly becomes a gear in the plot of a power-hungry Mayor to become the next Prime Advisor of the ruling Pricesses.
"Buck Club"
ReplyDeleteLuna is a princess but she doesn't really have much to do as her older sister is pretty much in charge of the kingdom. The alicorn is bored with her simple tasks which could have been easily done by most of the clerks working in castle.
One day during a casual trip to Everfree Forest where she was evaluating damage caused by a wild storm, she meets a strange mare. Her name is Nightmare Moon.
Nightmare Moon is a total opposite of hers - she is not shy and is not really interested in proper etiquette, she doesn't follow any protocols and simply does what she think is right. It's a very refreshing point of view for Luna but they part after reaching Canterlot.
When Luna reaches her palace, she notices smoke. It's her wing of the castle being completely ruined by wild flames. Guards refuse to let her in the castle because they suspect sabotage. She is asked to spend this night in a hotel of her choice or in one of nobility's mansions. Luna frowns at this idea because she doesn't lie the smug she usually gets from nobility or the little ponies. Nightmare Moon told her that she was heading for a drink to a local pub and the alicorn decides to go there at least for now.
(...)
(...)
Luna sits on a cushion in one of Canterlot's towers, at a balcony. Blood is running down from her throat. There is a deep, self inflicted would which has missed her wind pipe just for an inch. The world before her eyes is starting to get darker but flashes of magic make it bright like a day for for short moments. With each eruption of magical energy, one of tall Canterlot's building in turning into naught. Project "Eternal Night of Mayhem" has been put into motion. Nightmare Moon's project. Luna's project.
Everything is dark now. This time for good. "Her name was Twilight Sparkle. Her name was Twilight Sparkle" rings in Lunas ears as she fades out of consciousness.
A horsecock appears for a second on the screen but it might have just been an illusion.
Daaaaamn. If I had more time now, I would ponify the whole plot of Fight Club, the best movie ever.
Seth, Cereal, whoever! This shit is epic but long as funk and blogger comments are not the easiest thing to browse.
ReplyDeleteWould it be possible to make a follow-up post with the best (in your opinion) ideas? Pretty please <3
The Neighover part 1 and 2
ReplyDeletethat would be excedingly fucked up.
The Neighover part 1 and 2
ReplyDeletethat would be excedingly fucked up.
Redline would be my choice, espicially considering how many Ponies in Cars images we already have. Steven Magnet can play Funky Boy.
ReplyDeleteI cant think of a clever pun for my idea (The Goonies)
ReplyDeleteSpike as Mikey
Rainbow as Mouth
Pinkie as Chunk
Twilight as Data
Applejack as Brand
Rairty as Andy
Fluttershy as Stef
(cont.)
ReplyDeleteDiamond Dogs as Fratellis
Big Mac as Sloth
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ReplyDeleteAs strange as it sounds, I would like to see a ponified version of WW2 war movie.
ReplyDeleteA sci fi movie like Blade Runner or Ghost in the Shell should be pretty cool too. Because cyberpunk ponies are even better than steampunk.
What hasn't been said already?
ReplyDeleteHmm...
Hot Fuzz.
@FamusJamus Oh curse you, second pages!
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ReplyDeleteMortal Kombat =P
ReplyDeleteThe Six Nina's-A remake of the three amigos,
ReplyDeleteAslo what about the ponysiders,based off of the outsiders-twilight and the rest of the crew are the gang members and and the snooty rich ponies in canterlot are the socs,and my other idea is that pony tron,both movies-twilight is Sam Flynn,celestia can be sams father or tron in the first movie,trixe can be clu in second movie and derby be Cora in second movie,and assorted background characters be minor caracters
ReplyDeleteKnow what? I want to make a movie out of THE BEST FANFIC EVER.
ReplyDeleteIt's a Dangerous Business Going Out Your Door
Man, that would be so cool.
Buck to the Future, of course!
ReplyDeleteDuh! Mare of the Rings!
ReplyDeleteApplejack Pony and the Raiders of the Lost Elements.
ReplyDeleteBasically, AJ gets the chance to be as badass as Harrison Ford while trying to locate the Elements of Harmony (the physical ones) before her former colleague Rarity, who is working with the New Lunar Republic.
Snips and Snail's Excellent Adventure:
ReplyDeleteSnips and Snails have been putting so much effort into their band, Wyld Stallions, that they are in danger of flunking out of school. Only an A+ on their final history presentation can save them from a most heinous fate! They are at thier wit's end (short journey) when a phone booth falls out of the sky and a strange pony steps out. After introducing himself as Mobius Strip, he explains that it is Snips' and Snail's destiny to become the Great Ones who's music will usher in a golden age for Equestria. To keep the future from being derailed by some bogus history report, Mobius offers them the use of his time travelling phone booth to assist them in putting together a most excellent presentation. Now it is a wild trip through Equestria's history: while they will pick up the likes of Starswirl the Bearded, Billy the Colt, Neighpoleon Bonaplot, Ludwig Von Beethcloven and more to help them make the grade.
History is about to be rewritten by two ponies who can't read!
RoboCop - RoboColt
ReplyDelete"Dead or alive, your friendship is magic."
FUND IT.
The Last Unicorn
ReplyDeleteBrokeback Mountain (didn't like it that much, but would be cool with braeburn and Caramel or BigMac)
Citizen Trixie.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, if Trixie were a he, I would have Orson Welles play that character. Only he could capture all of her vaunting and still be incredibly enjoyable to watch. Not that Trixie herself isn't...
The Matrix -> The Maretrix. :D
ReplyDeleteToy Story. But ponies.
ReplyDeleteSeveral variations. First thing to come to mind was a story about a bunch of pony toys owned by a little girl.
On the other had the toys could be the same, but instead the humans are now all ponies.
300 Pegasi
ReplyDeleteClockwork Apple
sherlock holms...
ReplyDeleteperhaps not pony-fy it, maybe just plop a pony into the equation.
I'd say Black Beauty, but that's already about a horse
ReplyDeleteHow about,
A Few Good Colts
Twilight is Tom Cruise
Fluttershy is Kevin Bacon
Rarity is Demi Moore
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie as the two Marines
Applejack is Colonel Jessup
Probably not the first saying it, but..
ReplyDeleteA long time ago in a galaxy far,
far away...
PONY WARS
EPISODE VII
The Windigo Menace
Turmoil has engulfed the
Celestian Republic. The taxation
of trade routes to outlying star
systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter
with a blockade of deadly
battleships, the greedy Trade
Federation has stopped all
shipping to the small planet
of Naboo.
While the congress of the Lunar
Republic endlessly debates
this alarming chain of events,
the Princess has
secretly dispatched two Jedi
Knights, the guardians of
peace and justice in the
galaxy, to settle the conflict...
Filly to the Future starring Rainbow Dash as Marty, Pinkie as Doc Brown, Twilight as George McFly, and Rarity as Lorraine McFly, Fluttershy as Jennifer, Blueblood as Biff, and Applejack as Clara Clayton.
ReplyDeletethe batmen movies
ReplyDeleterainbow dash as the batmare
pinky pie as the joker
twight sparkle as twoface or the riddler
fluttershy as poison ivy
rarity as catwomen
applejack dies at the begining but comes back as ra's al ghul
big mac as commissioner gordon
scootaloo as robin
applebloom as batgirl/the oracle
derpy as deadshot
maybe trixe as hush and zecora as the scarecrow
I'd recreate a Godzilla movie.
ReplyDeleteWith a ponified Godzilla. It's brilliant!
SAW, starring pinkie pie... no i'm just kindding xD
ReplyDeleteLOTR probably, feels like there's alot of potential in that crossover :)
Magicca (Remake of Gattaca)
ReplyDelete$30 million is a very low budget for a movie, but hopefully the animators at DHX and Top Draw can pull this off (we'll cut the time to do it in half and stock the cafeteria with loads of doughnuts).
Trixie stars as an ordinary unicorn enamored with the advanced magic studies program and its prize project: to send four elite unicorns through an experimental rainbow portal into another universe. Unfortunately for Trixie, her unicorn power is stunted due to her not having access to good schooling in her formative years. She is limited to washing the hallways of the Transdimensional Institute and watching wistfully as yet another probe winks through the center of a rainbow toroid in the night sky and vanishes.
She meets Twilight Sparkle and her life changes. A broken down champion of magic, Twilight Sparkle is in a depressive downspin after cracking her horn while trying to stop a volcanic eruption from anhilating Ponyville. All her friends are dead, she's crippled, and her only friend is hard apple cider. But she has the reputation and Advanced Magic degree that Trixie lacks, and Trixie's drive and determination pulls Twilight out of her funk. They strike a deal: Trixie supplies Twilight with books and Twilight gives her identity to Trixie to fool the Institute into allowing Trixie to enrole...
@Octavia District 9, Octavia? That would be too sad. Ponies getting kicked around, executed, dissected, living off of garbage.
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