• You Are Now Rarity

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    1. KellethAugust 29, 2011 at 10:49 AM

      Don't wanna be Rarity! she's to awesome and fashionable for me! *runs to Twillight to get back to his own body*

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    2. Pinkie PieAugust 29, 2011 at 10:51 AM

      Just be AMAZING!

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    3. SkeelsAugust 29, 2011 at 11:01 AM

      MAKEOVEEEEEEER~

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    4. Whistle-tallAugust 29, 2011 at 11:10 AM

      Not sure, but at some point I'd definitely visit Steve and have a fabulous tea party with him... Don't judge me.

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    5. DavidAugust 29, 2011 at 11:12 AM

      make that weird laugh

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    6. PantaroAugust 29, 2011 at 11:13 AM

      I'll make the best damn tuxedo on the planet!

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    7. Emil BjörnfotAugust 29, 2011 at 11:14 AM

      Seduce all the colts and fillies.

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    8. SilvarrnAugust 29, 2011 at 11:14 AM

      Make Chocolate Pudding; Because I've obviously lost control over my life.

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    9. DVegaAugust 29, 2011 at 11:16 AM

      gem hunting, cause fashion creating is just too damn hard

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    10. moerkoetAugust 29, 2011 at 11:17 AM

      >use special ability to find gems
      >collect gems
      >hire creatures to dig up gems for you, pay them in gems
      >infinite gems
      >sell them all for bits
      >hire professional kidnappers or murderers to get rid of the royals
      >become queen

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    11. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 11:29 AM

      1) BwahaHAAhh!!!!

      2) Okay, I can't do anything fashionable to save my life so I guess first thing I should do is go check on Twilight and Spike, explain what happened yesterday and apologize.

      3) By this point Twilight should know whats going on, Dash might be a little confused by her out of body experience but I think she can deal with it, Pinkie turned me into a cat so I guess I shouldn't be to worried about that, and Fluttershy must be in a cloud in the middle of nowhere because I leaved her there...

      ...

      4) Go with Twilight and Spike to find Fluttershy ASAP.

      5) Explain everything to her and apologize.

      6) Spend the rest of the day with Twilight, Spike and Rainbow Dash (she crashed into us later in the road to the library, and Fluttershy had to leave because she wanted to explain everything to her friends in the cottage) discussing about this issue.

      7) We get to the conclussion that this might be related to the Elements of Harmony somehow. I have other things in mind but for the moment I shall keep them to myself, we talk a little more and we decide that the best thing to do right now would be for me to go back to Caroussel and avoid creating any more confusion, if everything goes as it was calculated tomorrow I should be Applejack.

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    12. StormcloudAugust 29, 2011 at 11:33 AM

      Be a cock tease to Spike and laugh about it.

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    13. ResidentPonyAugust 29, 2011 at 11:37 AM

      Be the best pony. Obviously!

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    14. KnoxEmeraldAugust 29, 2011 at 11:38 AM

      Whine.

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    15. DIEDIEDIE765August 29, 2011 at 11:39 AM

      Murder.
      Fucking.
      Everyone.

      I'm fabulous, who's going to stop me?

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    16. Nyan FischAugust 29, 2011 at 11:56 AM

      put gems on stuff...

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    17. DPV111August 29, 2011 at 11:56 AM

      1: Enroll Sweetie Belle in singing classes.
      2: Craft reenforced wing armor for Rainbow Dash
      3: Take Fluttershy to the Spa
      4: Have a talk with Spike
      5: Get some damn exercise
      6: Realize I suck as designing clothes so sell gemstones and get filthy rich.

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    18. FracturedAugust 29, 2011 at 11:58 AM

      Be the best pony. THE BEST PONY! Not a bitch or a whore pony. THE. BEST. PONY. Nuff said.

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    19. AjaxisAugust 29, 2011 at 12:14 PM

      Ruin Prince Blueblood's reputation as much as possible for a lady to do so.

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    20. Rodrigo ManceraAugust 29, 2011 at 12:24 PM

      I would use a dress. I never used one before.

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    21. BladecutterAugust 29, 2011 at 12:24 PM

      Twilight "Goddamn" Sparkle.

      Also, I'd be in a catatonic state afterwards, realizing that I am now female.

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    22. t-arndtAugust 29, 2011 at 12:27 PM

      myself.

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    23. Tears of a ValedictorianAugust 29, 2011 at 12:27 PM

      @Fallin' Winter

      "Rarity and ball my one true ship"

      YES!

      Yeah, I'd go hang out with Fluttershy.

      Suited for Success and Green Isn't Your Colour are my favourite episodes, meaning that even within the world of My Little Pony fandom, my man card's looking pretty tattered.

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    24. MarshalAugust 29, 2011 at 12:28 PM

      Spike. That is what I would do.

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    25. thatoneponyAugust 29, 2011 at 12:32 PM

      Let Spike down easy, get me some fucking gems, make some beautiful shit.

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    26. KentoraAugust 29, 2011 at 12:41 PM

      Disregard Dogs

      Acquire Gems

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    27. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 12:42 PM

      Start sewing Twilight's Dress

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    28. MewAugust 29, 2011 at 12:47 PM

      Gem Hunting...Hanging with Fluttershy.... Slapping Sweetie Bell(And Telling her she needs to sing more).....then tell Twilight to fix me.....

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    29. UnknownAugust 29, 2011 at 12:59 PM

      Everyone

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    30. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 1:01 PM

      And here now is a new nightmare for Sweetie Belle; that her sister one day might be possessed by a male alien who wants to... cuddle her!

      Since my sense of aesthetics was removed surgically at birth, and since I actually like Rarity, I would close her botique claiming some lady-like ailment, like extradimensional possession, and avoid doing any dresses.

      I would try on all dresses she had and pose in them in front of the mirror, though.

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    31. Overlong Analysis CobaltAugust 29, 2011 at 1:02 PM

      I'm Rarity, I don't have to do anything at all. I'm just that awesome.

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    32. JesusAugust 29, 2011 at 1:02 PM

      I would become a villain and force every one to be fabulous wahaha!

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    33. IgnaesiaAugust 29, 2011 at 1:04 PM

      Wonder when i'm going to be Applejack

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    34. BareeAugust 29, 2011 at 1:22 PM

      .... I've got nothing.

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    35. CTOONfan1August 29, 2011 at 1:24 PM

      1. Be surprised. I was sure Applejack would be next.
      2. Do the stare in the mirror thing again. What? I'm pretty.
      3. Cause a fight between the four dudes in town over me for laughs.
      4. Remember how I now can find gems with my magic.
      5. Find said gems by myself (I'M not afraid to get a bit dirty) so when I'm back to normal, I'm rich.
      6. Hide these gems in Sweet Apple Acres. Yeah. I know what's next at this point.
      7. Convince Spike again that I'm me after he attempts to hit on me
      8. Awkward silence
      9. Hope and pray Pinkie Twilight has found a way to cast the fix spell I found so everything goes back to normal.

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    36. The Lovely PenguinAugust 29, 2011 at 1:25 PM

      Take Fluttershy out on a date.

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    37. DRTJRAugust 29, 2011 at 1:29 PM

      Run/Levetate/Teleport to Twilights location, the soul of a fashionista is in my body and my beard is in danger because of it. THIS MUST BE CORRECTED WITH GREAT IMMEDIATENESS.

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    38. kawolineAugust 29, 2011 at 1:32 PM

      die my mane green
      and go walk around town enjoying being the most attractive pony
      probly walk first and then dye my mane :D
      hehe then use my looks and voice to control all the other ponies

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    39. SupaSpeedStrutAugust 29, 2011 at 1:35 PM

      Make goddamn awesome dresses!

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    40. Jpifer17August 29, 2011 at 1:48 PM

      Find Dr. Whoof and use my feminine wiles to turn him into my mind slave!

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    41. WolferahmAugust 29, 2011 at 2:01 PM

      1)bwahaha!
      2)surgically attach those adorable glasses to my face.
      3)flirt with AJ, thus turning her apple-filled world upside down
      4)eat paste
      5)meet with Twilight and play with our 'My Even Tinnier Ponies'

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    42. JamesAugust 29, 2011 at 2:04 PM

      Seduce and manipulate.

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    43. BioponyAugust 29, 2011 at 2:07 PM

      Make Spike dig up so many gems I'll be one of the richest and most fabulous ponies in all of Equestria! Wahahaha!

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    44. CátsyAugust 29, 2011 at 2:09 PM

      Make millions selling what I make.
      Make myself as many outfits as I desire (cosplay like a mofo yet stylish enough to wear anywhere!).
      Make more time for Sweetie Belle and try and try and help her develop her natural talent a bit more, and teach her pooping in changing rooms and other public area's is not what a lady should be doing!
      Lastly get a better car and see if it comes with something other then a cardboard cutout of Twilight Sparkle.
      Go to a Spa with Fluttershy and drag Twilight with us so she can stop being such a recluse and give poor spike a day off without her making a mess around the house!
      Make Applejack mines so when the whole swap ends Rarity hopefully finds herself in an awkward situation seeing how she's now engaged to Applejack!

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    45. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 2:23 PM

      Give Twilight Sparkle a bottle of whine in exchange for some absolutely fabulous silk!

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    46. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 2:28 PM

      Then play with Sweetie Bell's "My Little Human" collecton!

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    47. DreadedCandiru2August 29, 2011 at 2:56 PM

      1) Totally mess with ponies' heads by using my real speaking voice instead of the accent I'm affecting now.

      2) Gauge success of maneuver by seeing how many ponies go all derp-eyed.

      3) Yell "Success" like Dexter, Boy Genius if mail-mare's eyes lock in their proper alignment and stay there.

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    48. CriminoAugust 29, 2011 at 3:12 PM

      Gently please.

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    49. KkatAugust 29, 2011 at 3:24 PM

      I've always been Rarity.

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    50. ally90August 29, 2011 at 3:28 PM

      Go help appljack on the orchard and get dirty! Just to see appljack's reaction.

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    51. Kham_The_Huggable_ZombieAugust 29, 2011 at 3:30 PM

      I would let my horn drag me to a rock.. Nuff said..

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    52. EonseigAugust 29, 2011 at 3:40 PM

      1) Do epic Rarity laugh.

      2) Make most FABULOUS dress ever.

      3) Turn into a crazy cat lady.

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    53. Brian JohnsonAugust 29, 2011 at 4:22 PM

      *in no particular order*
      Spa day with Fluttershy!
      Make a dress [like a boss.]
      Wa-ha-ha!
      Find some gems
      Tease Spike
      Encourage Sweetie Belle's singing
      Wallow in whatever ponies wallow in

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    54. NoGoodNamesLeftAugust 29, 2011 at 4:34 PM

      Seduce Princess Luna

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    55. Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceAugust 29, 2011 at 4:37 PM

      Oh, Darling. Isn't it oblivious?

      I'll have a ball!

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    56. Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceAugust 29, 2011 at 4:38 PM

      @NoGoodNamesLeft
      You're gonna 'what' me, now?

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    57. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 5:06 PM

      Why darling, what would I do if I became the greatest fashionista in all of Equestria? I'm glad you asked. First, I'd head to the spa with Fluttershy. I mean, I may have been a sort-of-overweight human boy, but now I am a lady, and a lady has to stay fabulous! Then, I'd cuddle with Sweetie Belle, both because she's adorable and because she's my little sister. A good older sister always spends some quality time with her little sister. Especially a generous older sister. Then of course, I'd have tea with Twilight, and explain the situation to her. If she can offer a solution, that would be magnifique! Then I'd go back to being me, knowing that I got a taste at being the Equestria's best up-and-coming fashion designer. If Twilight, bless the darling for trying, can't, that would be both gloriously sad and magnificent in one stroke. I'd become Rarity, whole and true, and I'd go to fill out my dress orders. I mean, as it were, if I'm going to be stuck as Rarity for the rest of my life, why not just be Rarity? And now that I'm Rarity, my passion, my calling, my love, is fashion of course! I'd make the greatest dresses and suits in all of Equestria! Everypony of glamour and sophistication would be wearing Rarity clothing! I'd open up a shop in Canterlot, and do my absolute best to help Sweetie Belle find her vocation. And then, and only then, I'd find the stallion of my dreams. The perfect gentleman, not like that despicable Prince Blueblood. And you might say, but Rarity, were you not once a human boy? And I'd say, "Darling, you are indeed correct on that note. But I am a lady now, and I'm not turning back." And then I'd live out my days fabulously, paying frequent visits to my friends in Ponyville, my hoof in marriage to the most gentlemanly stallion in all of Equestria.

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    58. KurbzAugust 29, 2011 at 5:21 PM

      Wonder why I havent been Luna or Trixie yet.

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    59. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 5:37 PM

      Stop worrying and just BE FABULOUS!

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    60. milleniummaster18August 29, 2011 at 6:01 PM

      Ehm, not be Fluttershy? :P

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    61. Party FavorsAugust 29, 2011 at 7:08 PM

      Design a new fashion. I'm thinking Gothic. Treat Sweetie Belle to a perfect day. Spend some time with Spike. Then, prowl Ponyville at night as an anonymous crime fighting ninja.

      ... Because Rarity has the skills, that's why.

      Ooh, yay, AJ tomorrow! Big fan.

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    62. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 7:10 PM

      Wake up, notice I'm now the most beautiful pony in all of Equestria and go out on the town.

      Besides that, another slumber party with Twilight, she could use some fashion tips from the best.

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    63. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 7:41 PM

      WHINE.

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    64. Joel ReedAugust 29, 2011 at 8:46 PM

      Gems... Gems! GEMS!!! 89 How to obtain them from where they are? Rarity has a almost "cheap" labor to do the job. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! >8)

      And make the dress when the swap is with Rainbow Dash and shoot myself... *pffft* Rainbow Dash... in a dress... 8B

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    65. Doc SteedlyAugust 29, 2011 at 8:53 PM

      As I wake up this beautiful morning I am feeling quite fabulous. I slide out of my lavishly soft bed. The floral smells enveloping the room makes my mind feel rested and at ease. I slowly stroll over to the mirror and spend quite the amount of time making myself look wonderful. A devious sneer enveloped my lips the whole time. "Today is the day I should get my answer." I laugh subtly to myself. I run the comb through my mane and attach the curlers shortly afterwards. I then pay attention to my tail as I walk into my custom made bathing area and turn on the steam shower.

      After About ten minutes, I walk out smelling like lavender with a slight hint of peaches. Going into the kitchen I made up a small bowel of cereal and a cup of tea. As the tea boils, I walk down to front door and pick up the morning paper. The kettle whistles telling me my tea is ready. Up in the kitchen I ate my cereal and read the morning paper. I sipped my tea and could not contain my giddy feelings as the mint apple flavor washes over my tongue. A knock at the door shook me out of my revelry. I magic the door open and say come in. A moment later I greet Twilight as she and Spike walk into my kitchen. I offer them some tea and some cereal. Both "politely" decline. Spike hands me my scroll from the princess. Twilight is as curious as ever about the nature of the letter. I just smile slyly and ask them to take their leave for the day. I have preparations to make. After Twilight and Spike say their good byes and I courteously see them out the door with a huge smile and many "Thank you"'s. I hurriedly walk over to my materials closte. I magic a box hidden in the back with the words "RVNG BOX." I pull out the material and gaze upon it with an ever widening grin. "Tonight, I Finish this you uncouth CAD!" I switch my open sign to close and leave a note stating that I am out of town for the day. I close all of my shades and get to work. My master plan is in starting... Finally I am done. The suit is complete... I wipe the sweat from my brow, realise that I am sweaty and become thouroughly disgusted. As I shower, the thoughts of tomorrow are playing in my head. As I dry off using magical wind, I try and decide what I am going to wear for the next day.

      I wake up, doing my usual morning chored I also begin to ready myself for today. I don my lavishly flowing garb for nights out. I do my hair up in a different style for once. Straightening my hair out and magicking it a different color I go and disguise my appearance slightly. My hair straightened and now a darling amber color. Something that will offset and color of my dress very nicely. I go about my day starting a few different dress designs. I start them, although I leave them to be finished hopefully tomorrow.

      It is now later in the evening that I finalized me attire and look for this dinner. Arriving in canterlot via an aerial chariot. Me and my date walk out of the chariot. We walk up to the usher and state our names. "Our reservation is listed under Celestia." He bows courteously to us and we walk into the dining area. He then passes us off to a standing waiter how then also bows respectfully to us.He shows us to our table. The waiter, being the finest of gentlepony pulls out my chair for me and seats me, pushing my chair up to the table gingerly as my "date" seats himself and readies a napkin around his neck. I could not help but laugh as the napkin looked more like a bib. I ready myself for the meal. Our meals were already selected and prepared beforehoof, so we do not need to wait. The waiter has our food withing minutes of us sitting down. I look over my delectable salad the different kinds of seasonings lay upon the top in an intricate design resembling the royal sisters crests.

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    66. Doc SteedlyAugust 29, 2011 at 8:55 PM

      "So Bluebood. How are you enjoying your meal?" I nod and listen to his iteration of what his simple yet almost as delectable meal looks to him. I put on a face of being disappointed that he is displeased with his entree. Although secretly I am more or less happier that he is not happy with the meal so far. I nod again as he keeps on talking about his days experiences. I for once am not really interested in his recollections of the day. "Well that is wonderful to hear my dear. Although, please tell me. How do you feel in suit I made. I put alot of work into it, and proverbially alot of sweat too. DO not worry though. I magically cleaned the cloths and pressed them. How do they feel hmm? I do have to say you look quite smashing in them. Really the best looking stallion in this restaurant today." I try to put on my most convincing smile. Although the look of the suit alone was enough to make me smile. I really need to start a whole line for stallions. It is a whole new battle that I am now destined to win.

      I take a few bites of my entree and watch as Blueblood picks his apart. How can someone who is supposed to be so refined be so... picky. This is the moment that I applaud my decision for disguising myself slightly. He did not recognize me as Lari. "Really so far I am enjoying my meal. There is one thing that could make this meal soo much better. I just nod and smile as he questions me what is going to make the night better. As if on que, our waiter brings out our soups. The waiter states, "The soup de'jour tonight is courtesy of Ponyville's Sugarcube Corner. It is a special family recipe of their top chef and planner Pinkamena Diane Pie. Please enjoy... Here you Miss. Lari, and here you go Mr. Blueblood." The waiter bows after leaving our bowls of soup before walking away. This time, Blueblood seemed very ecstatic about his meal. He magicked his spook and took a sip of the soup. His face brightened ever so much as he sighed from the taste of the first spoonful. I take a dainty little sip myself. I could not help but to sigh myself. It was quite delectable indeed. Such a savory flavor. I must make sure to finish this before I leave. "You know Blueblood, I know the chef and she can make a wonderful variety of foods. It was to my surprise when I found out she could make things other than sweets." It was then I realized Blueblood was ignoring me. He was too enthralled in his meal to pay attention to me. How dare he. I am the most gorgeous mare this side of canterlot, and he is ignoring me for SOUP. Oh well this will be all the more sweeter...

      I ask blueblood if he remembers the night of the gala. His face contorts as he talks about his experiences with as he put it, "An uncouth and unruly garish mare. His worst experience ever." I could not help but smirk, his ever defaming comment making this all the more sweeter. I smile and interrupt him. "Well have you seen this garish mare' since. Maybe tried to figure out why she had acted out as she did. Well I for one would require an explanation for ones such action." He scowled ad he stated he would have loved to know what brought her to such a manner as that.

      I just smiled. A small gleam flashed in my eye. I tapped my horn with my hoof and watched his expression change as My glorious indigo color returned to my mane and tail. I stand up and push my muzzle into his. His face was frozen with shock as my expertly made suite started to become a straight-jacket. One of the most fashionable designs if I might add. Fashionable and functional, two rules I follow to a 'T'. "Well when I went to the gala i was hoping to find my dream stallion. My knight in shining armor.

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    67. Doc SteedlyAugust 29, 2011 at 8:55 PM

      The hunk to whisk me off of my hooves and take me away to happiness. BUT I FIND YOU. A stuck up arrogant foal. I put up with you for the hopes that maybe you needed some time to warm up to. Maybe you had a few downfalls. NO! YOU ARE IGNORANT AND IMPROPER. A foal who could not treat a lady as such needs to be dealt with. Tonight, that is you." Blueblood now finally realizes he is trapped in his chair. He can not move. I magic the cloth napkin 'bib' up around his muzzle to silence him. Everypony is looking at the commotion I am making. This time I do not care if everypony would judge me by the scene I am making. You do not make a foal of me on my best night ever.

      I magic the soup bowl into the air. His eyes go wide. I sneer and shake my head ever so subtly. "Normally I would not stoop so low as to pull foalish deeds as this that are below my standards. But this really wasn't completely all of my doing." I bring the soup bowl over his head, he struggles. His muffled screams are sounding quite delicious to me right now. I draw the act out for a few moments and reflect upon him how I felt the night of the gala. His eyes began to tear up as he begins to whimper. I relish in those tears. Those wonderful drops of pure feelings... I lower my muzzle to the side of his face, use my magic to steady his head. I slowly lap up a few of the salty yet satisfying tears running down is cheek. I pull away and cast a simple spell on the soup. "Now now, my dear. I am not going to hurt you. I am beyond such atrocious behavior. You must remember I am a regal and civilized mare. I do have limits that I do not cross often, if ever. I will just let you go with a little warning this time." I caress his face and let the soup slowly spill over him, from his head it trickled down over his body. His majestic white coat begins to change to a gaudy looking green, least where the soup touches him. "So now you will remember what you did that night, as will others. Oh! One last tough deary. THis will take just a moment..." Using my magic I etch into each of his flanks. I turn to face him. Oh? Was that painful, I do hope it t'weren't too bad for you. I honestly did not mean to hurt you physically, but this was just too sweet of a chance to pass up. Oh, and the hair will start to grow back, in a few months. I begin to walk away from the table, turn back and admire my wonderous work. "Oh Celestia... I might have taken this a bit too far, it was just supposed to be a little humiliation. I actually defaced him... DID I REALLY LICK HIS TEARS? ME? Although..." Taking one last look I could not help but feel proud of myself. Who cares if I get banished or spend time in a dungeon, or spend time in a dungeon in the place I get banished to. THIS WAS WORTH IT!! On the flanks of the sopping wet blueblood read three simple words. "RARITY WAS HERE," in elegant and very contemporary script.

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    68. Nova25August 29, 2011 at 11:57 PM

      I would create THE most powerful, and fashionable, armor possible with precious gems.

      Hurray for Magically enhanced Gem-armor ! :D

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    69. SothaAugust 30, 2011 at 12:51 AM

      I would, um, put a dress on, and demand some R.E.S.P.E.C.T. around here!

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    70. DELC17August 30, 2011 at 1:09 AM

      i HUG sweetie belle lots because she's so cute.

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    71. GadvacAugust 30, 2011 at 1:30 AM

      Do my best impression of her (who can resist?). Then use my tail to pick up things, and get really fascinated by it while Sweetie Belle watches me in confusion.

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    72. AstridaxAugust 30, 2011 at 6:21 AM

      Stop being a superficial pony? Just a thought XD

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    73. InFamous SpartanAugust 30, 2011 at 10:43 AM

      hmm rarity you say...?
      well first off collect alot of gems and harnest power from them and all the cloths make myself a fully thick engineer suit (DS2 refference) and when the days over from not caring about sweetie bell (irritating lil filly >:C ) then the days over i become human and enjoy mah good deedz :3

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    74. KillKattAugust 30, 2011 at 5:47 PM

      Whining XD

      ...

      No, sorry. I mean: Complaining

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    75. AnonymousAugust 31, 2011 at 11:18 PM

      Tell Spike I love him.

      Tell him I lied.

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    76. WingmanOctober 2, 2011 at 9:37 PM

      step 1) *like the above* Realize I'm Rarity - WAHAHA!


      step 2) go do some extreme stuff like skydiving or
      just driving fast for the hell of it (ponies can drive?)


      step 3) have a huge party with friends and introduce alcohol and say "it makes parties 20% cooler"


      step 4) pass out and and wake up only to realize i was dreaming and im in my bead
      "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

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    77. HappyThoughtsNovember 13, 2012 at 3:01 AM

      Well, that's a problem. You see, Rarity is not that good a pony. I mean, if you look past her flaws, constant inner conflicts, fluctuating and growing relationships with her friends and her natural and fittingly beautiful growth as a character, she has some very flat characterisation. Nevertheless, I would do some things as Rarity. Among them would be acting selfishly and unthinkingly - after all, every fashionista in fiction acts like this, so I have to too! Of course, I would end the day by going to bed with Applejack. We are indeed direct opposites in many ways, and love is like magnets - polar opposites attract! Hopefully I won't catch her cheating on me with Rainbow Dash (who, I add, is like her in many more ways as well). I would be very disappointed in her.

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