Throw a party of course.
OBLIGATORY CUPCAKES REFERENCE
stop making these DAMNED you are now _ POSTS
Go to bed.
Bounce about the place instead of walking.Always wanted to try that. :D
I defy gravity, effortlessly, countless times.
Be the best pink party pony I can be.
I'm Pinkie Pie, with a straight hair.If I were hyper, I'll throw party. Of course.
I throw a freaking kickass party.
Eat cakes and cookies and muffins and puffins and... See, IRL I have various medical problem that stops me from gorging on baked goods, so I would, unlike the other suggestions, totally take the opportunity to indulge in fantasy instead of facing the harsh reality of being blupped into the head of a pink pony. Besides, Pinky can break the 4th wall on her own, I am sure she can get us to switch minds again correctly, I'll just relax and enjoy it.
Break fourth wall,throw party,???Profit.
Eat as much as my little Pinkie Pie heart desires somehow without gaining any weight or developing diabetes.And tell physics and the 4th wall to f*ck off.
You know what this calls for?A PARTY!
Come back to this world still as Pinkie and cause loads of shit
Definitely test the limits of my reality bending abilities, then throw a party with them =D
Initiate project CupcakesUse my new teleporting powers to rob a bankBreak the 4th (5th?) wall and go into a Equestria dimensionThrow a party in New York City or Las VegasRoll around on the ground and giggle
Bounce.bakeThrow a partyGet a twitchy tailand get bitten by gummy
Make out with everyone.
Team up with Deadpool and break as many walls as possible.
Throw a party with my Twilight Sparkle plushie, a bag of flour, a pile of rocks, and the lint from my laundry room.foreveralone.jpg
Defy all reality by somehow finding a way to break through the fourth wall and find a way to talk to my normal self. Oh wait, I sort of did that already. Huh.
Finally break the fourth wall and allow all the bronies into Equestria.
Murder.Fucking.Everyone.I don't have to obey the laws of physics and defy conventional perspective, who's going to stop me?
THROW A PARTY!!!
PARTY!! and make some Cupcakes.
Eat sweets until I vomit. Except I won't...because I'm Pinkie Pie.
Wonder what transpired to make this the best day ever.
Rub North Star's rump of course.
I marry myself.
1. Hug Gummy.2. Explain to Twilight Sparkle that I am in fact a male bipedal ape.3. Knowingly say cupcakes to Rainbow Dash.4. Hug Fluttershy.5. Sing a duet with Rarity.6. Whisper cupcakes in Rainbow Dash's ear.7. Have some of Applejacks delicious apple based pastry's.8. Give Spike a nuggie.9. Give Rainbow Dash a cupcake.10. Throw a super duper spectacular amazing incredible party since I am now the best at parties.
What do I do as Pinkie Pie? Why, with my unlimited energy, physics defying, and 4th wall breaking powers, what couldn't I do? I could do anything at all...Take over the world, one party at a time. Parties from sea to shining sea! The sun will never set on the Pinkie Pie Party!
Commit suicide out of shame. Filthy earth ponies.
Go around equestria banishing every parasprite there is.
Break through the forth wallmake twilight/trixie shippingattend a con, and be right on time when I could be at two places at once, so I'd be playing games and talking to various people.make out with fluttershy, and bring her along with me to my other half.have a cupcake and throw a party with various dangerous hero/villain characters from various games in one place, and no war starts due to fluttershy being there with me C:
Cause world peace.
Break the fourth wall! Bring in Mega Man characters into Equestria and watch the ensuing chaos. Mega would have to save Equestria from Dr. Wily attempting to take over...it would be so cool seeing Gyro Man, Cloud Man and Tengu Man flying into Cloudsdale fighting against a bunch of guard pegasi...Huh, I think I'm getting carried away.
Sing an awesome polka ballad
I'm pinkie pie?what do i do?WHATEVER THE BUCK I WANT
Find the elusive stash of Pinkie Pie Grade Cocaine and send it back for production to be a new level of drug lord. Then Par-teh!
I'd also break the fourth wall.... A lot
I would look at that over there, or maybe that there... I'm hungry, so I should bake some CUPCAKES!!! *omnomnomnom* Hmm, I should drop in on Applejack's place OH MY GOSH that reminded me it's Big Macintosh's birthday! I'm going to organize a PARTY!!! I hope he likes balloons, cause who wouldn't like balloons? I LOVE balloons. I'll make some of Gummy's punch and bring Twilight and Dashie and Fluttershy (Who isn't a tree just so you remember, why would she be a tree? because that's just plain silly) and that makes me think I should bake some cookies, but not oatmeal cookies that would be CRAZ-EE!
I'll act as myself looking if somepony notes the difference; I love to think that I and pinkie have really similar personalities so... LET'S do crazy things! besides, if I would leave (thing that probably will never happen) I can just go troug the 4th wall!
Become Pinkamina and do some gross shit
Inafter parties, fourth wall and of course Cupcakes references. lolBut yeah, probably all the above. ;)
I dout even Princess Celestia would know what id do =p
Go to planet Earth and throw a party inviting Deadpool and the 60's Spiderman.
get some drums and get crazy for a party... wait, that actually is going to happen
Make cupcakes happen.
I would check out that strange wall over there, that no one else seems to be noticing, and then have a PARTY!
1.Make Cupcakes.2.Play with Gummy.3.Go to the Human Races, use Pinkie Sense to determine winner, make loads of bits.4.Break the 4th wall.5.Terrorize Seth&Co.6.I don't know. Bananas.
party all day 24/7 :3FOREVERRRRRRRR
Defiy Mother Bucking Physics!
Obliterate the laws of physics.
OM NOM NOM I just ate a cupcake with sprinkles. It was evil and it made my tummy upset.
1. PARTY!!2. After-party with Rainbow Dash3. Break countless 4th walls4. ???5. Profit!
Break the FIFTH wall.
First I would go to Twilight and explain what happened and PARTY
Be the happiest person ever.
1. Eat an entire cake.2. Roll around for no discernible reason.3. dress Gummy in a tophat and monocle and throw a gigantic parade with an alligator float.
I already was, but you know, I would probably do anything I wanted.
Everything. At the same time.
Thank you for reminding me that Pinkie Pie is alive... (Just read Bittersweet)
Using my Pinkie powers, break the forth wall to see myself and go on a party spree, eventually working my way back to equestria. Then talk to Twilight and watch her expression. lol Then pull some pranks with other Pinkie and Luna.Ah, all in a good day.
Break physics and throw parties!
break all the walls
I would conduct numerous thoughful, rational and carefully documented experiments into the exact ****ing limits of what I can do.Also a Pinkie Sense spreadsheet.
DECLARE MY EVERLASTING LOVE FOR RAINBOW DA- *is shot*
The answer is still Pinkie Pie, even if I have to get a mirror and let out my schizophrenia to make it happen. Me and straight hair Pinkamena could have some fun.
Makes a big partayyy of the 4th wall breakingdestroying it foreeeveeeeeerthat's how Worlequestria was made
1.Throw a party2.Breaking the 4th wall3.BAKE CUPCAKES
Make every sad pony HAPPY!
Make parties around totalitary countries.Bring forth revolution
I'm in the head of Pinkamena,I'm in the head of Pinkamena,I'm in the head of Pinkameeeenaaaa~!It's all I've ever dreamed.It's all I've ever dreamed.Woohoo!It's all I've ever dreamed.Yipee!I'm in the head of PinkameeeenaaaaAAAaaaAAAAA!!!!!Rocky: Kills 'em all I tells ya.Madame Le Flour: Why what a splendid idea, I say cupcakes are in order.It's all I've ever...dreamed?
Sing "Giggle at the ghostie"... ON RUSSIAN!
One word. EVERYTHING.
Lean heavily on the fourth wall and devour multilayer cakes whole. Giggle at the ghosties. Tell the Cutie Mark Crusaders contradictory stories about how I got my cutie mark. Have a debate with the mail mare over which is the best baked good.
I escape into the third dimension to terrorize little children under their beds at night. I need no food in the third dimension, for I will feed upon the little children's fear, and it will be delicious.
Visit Aperture Labs. Give GLaDOS a splitting migraine.
The better question is: What don't you do?
Rotate the rocks in the south field.
Throw a party, eat cakes and oblitirate the fourth wall between MLP FIM and our world making it accesible for everyone!
1. Crack2. Sing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhGF0C6Q-Nc&feature=related to RBD3. Start quoting Stalin to Gilda 4. Freeze time then then decide arbitrarily that rolling is cooler then bouncing, before starting roll around sugar cube corner while eating cupcakes.
Go insane from all the additional information that Pinkie's senses are telling me.Start acting like Pinkie.No one notices the difference.
First, I'd eat my own weight in cakes. It will probly cost her her job but it would be worth it.Next, i'd try and find the forth wall that leads directly into the animation studio, Get info on season two, then come back here and post it. I got to do at least one useful thing while in these pony bodies.Oh, and if I have time, I want to take a bath with Gummy. That would be interesting.
Kiss the other 5, start a big epic song including the whole village, play a prank on Celestia, eat as much sweet stuff as I can possibly get my hooves on ... and doing random stuff to freak other ponies out, especially Twilight.
Cause sexual tension between RainbowDash and myself."Hey Dash, wanna make out?""Well too bad cause I have to go now!"
I would be in a war between myself and the immune system of pinkie pie that makes her party.Ultimately, I would become Pinkamena, and BAKE ALL THE CUPCAKES!
In after Rainbow Dash.
Find Dash.Bake Cupcakes.
Hop around like a pink lunatic and drive people crazy......oh wait, that's Pinkie normally!
1. Eat a ton of candy.2. Meet Princess Luna because she is best pony.3. Jump off a cliff because nopony will ever be as best as Luna.
I am? That's going to be rather awkward because my girlfriend is already Pinkie Pie!
1) SQUEE!2) Hug everypony I see.3) Eat more cookies, cakes, and sugary treats than anyone in the history of ever.4) Throw a massive party with DJ-P0N3 handling the music and PARTY HARD.So basically, I'd just do whatever Pinkie Pie does on any normal day. ^_^
Make Crystal Meth Cupcakes, A.K.A. The Pinky Pie Special.OREat pie in one way or another.
whatever the hell i want.
* Eat cake for breakfast. * Throw a party for Luna inviting everypony in equestria* Grow wings and party in Cloudsdale* Grow gills and party with the Sea Ponies* Break the 4th wall.* Party with Lauren Faust* Party in the G1 universe * Party with Raphael, Deadpool, and others in the hall of 4th wall breakers.* Apologize to Linkara for breaking his burning wall* Invite Linkara to the party* Break EVERY WALL!!I could go on. But honestly Pinkie has to much energy for me xD
throw the bigest party ever in the historey of time and space.and eat cake
I would travel back in time and stop these posts from being made.
1.Break the fourth wall2.get legendary wepons form other universes 3.Somehow Get Celestia into Hasbro office to make her toys white.4. Party hard
Great Celestia! Ponies have already given my answer, but I'm still going for it!Hold a party; hold another party; break the fourth wall repeatedly; see if I can break the fifth wall; solve problems with a banjo; chill with the girls for a while; encourage everypony else to live a happy, awesome life...Realize Pinkie is likely in my body. Wonder whether or not this is harmful for Earth. Decide it is wonderful for Earth. Contact her later to see if she feels like switching back.Find a way to keep the link open.
Party till I catch fire somehow
I wouldn't just party. I'D PAAARTAAAAY!!!
Make my hair straight. because it looks awesome that way.
1)Freak, but not as bad, for I have once again been body swapped with a pony.2)Taste and smell my mane .3)Start up a random musical number.4)Bake sweets5)Consume sweets.6)Break the 4th wall (Which is weird cuz I'd be breaking it into my own world O.o)7)Go bother Dashie if she is feeling ok after all these body swaps.8)Read all the books in Twilight's library.9)Try to learn all of the in's and out's of my Pinkie Sense.10)Go fill in a basement after a bunch of equipment is thrown inside along with some napalm and a couple live incendiary grenades. 11)Arrange counseling (for I know I am going to become AJ or Fluttershy, probably not Rarity next)12)Be involved with the birth of Equestria.13)With or without Twilight, create, or just simply rip a portal to our world, so when all these body swapping shenanigans are over somehow, I can get back.14)With all that out of the way: EPIC PARTY TIME!Party in PonyvilleParty in CanterlotParty in CloudsdaleParty on the moonParty with LaurenParty in your mind.
The same thing I do every night, brony. Bake muffins 'til dawn. :D
Get my wings back and show them what being a Pegasus is all about
PANIC.I don't know what I would do after that. Calming down might take a considerable amount of time.
Wish I was Rarity.
Start a giant Katamari ball of ponies in Ponyville, moving on to Fillydelphia, Canterlot, and all other known places, and have it all explained away as "Oh, that's Pinkie Pie for you... she's so random!"Yeah, I'd let my crazy out.
THROW A PARTY TO CELEBRATE!!!
I would break the fourth wall. FOREVER. (Until I become a different pony, that is.)
Hmm... Still Fluttershy.
Straighten my hair
Sell Pinkie-keen sense services to town. Use money to throw bigger/more frequent parties. Pray my metabolism doesn't slow down.
If I was Pinkie Pie, I would do this:http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6UXGEbaP5Ug&flux=0&direction=top_right
1. Be freaking angry. I just found the spell to go back to normal when I was Twilight.2. Be deathly afraid Pinkie Pie's in Twilight's body with all of that magic.3. Forget all that when I realize I can do ANYTHING I FREAKING WANT!4. Do everything I freaking want.5. Find a way to break the fourth wall (it's pretty hard)6. Break that fourth wall (I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!)7. Eat tons of candy while I wait for the inevitable next switch/the world ends from magic-wielding Pinkie.
I break all of the physics. ALL OF THEM
Find Twilight to help me get home as soon as possible, because Pinkie Pie in my body is probably not taking my medication, and the world is not ready for an ADHD Pinkie Pie with Tourrettes-fueled Pinkie Sense.
smiling forever. FOREVER!
@SodaFluttershy: All.. all the physics?
Break ALL the walls!Make ALL the Internet references!Eat ALL the cake!Party ALL THE THINGS!
Make a coup to take over the management for the Grand Galloping Gala
Rainbow Dash.Then... no, probably Rainbow Dash again.
>What do you do?Rainbow Dash.
Man, of we had more people like Pinkie Pie, maybe life wouldn't suck as much =)
PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY AFTER-PARTY.Somehow Eugene Hutz gets involved.
Cupcakes... well, duh!
Throw a welcome to town party for each of the new Pinkie Pies, Twilight Sparkles and Rainbow Dashes! Sooooo much planning to do, it's a good thing that I have all these other me's to help out! I've never had a party for myself before, I mean I've had parties for myself, but not when myself was another me. Only when I was myself! But i guess I'm still myself too, only now I know alot of other myselfs who arn't me. But if I'm still me then I guess it doesn't matter whoesle is me, right? And I've never had a party with myself either! I mean there was this one that was kinda by myself, but that's differant. Oh this is going to be SO much fun! I have to get the invitations all made, maybe Pinkie will help me? I need one for Pinkie Pie one for Twilight Sparkle and one for Rainbow Dash And Pinkie Pie, and the other Pinkie Pie and one for Applejack and one for Pinkie Pie and one for Pinkie Pie and let's not forget Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy Oh oh oh And I really want to invite Pinkie Pie! and we'll need one for Rarity and Pinkie Pie also...
Cupcakes, Tons of damn cupcakes *derps*
Break the fourth wall and open the portal to Equestria!
Suggest to Luna that she turn the moon into a giant disco ball for one night, then throw the biggest overnight party EVER.
I would make cupcakes themed on each of my friends. Rainbow Dash's would be rainbow flavored (extra spicy!), Rarity's would be vanilla with white chocolate center, Fluttershy's would be lemon with vanilla pudding center, Twilight's would be grape and blueberry, Applejacks would be apple (duh) with caramel mix, and mine would be cotton candy and bubblegum.Oh. And I would steal forty pies. That's four times ten and that's terrible.
-Troll twilight-hang out with rainbow dash-Troll twilight again-Bake pot brownies and share them with friends-Laugh at stoned twilight.
Create an utter shitstorm with Berry Bubble.
@FlutterDash Forget that choosing is hard, it would be FlutterDashPie time!
Make cupcakes out of rainbow dash
Sleep with Dash...
Rainbow Dash, duh!
I would LOVE ME
Here's a list of just how many internet references I would make:HUZZAH!Blocks, I'm gonna climb the cake out of you!Eat ALL the cake!Well, EXCUUUUSE ME, Princess!PK Fire!Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!PK Starstorm!*Calls Dash Claus*Hay Dashie, guess what? Cupcakes!But Twilight, where's Nyx?....And Dashie knew the name of the Princess! 287!But the future refused to change!
Rainbow Dash!...Wait, what was the question?
A> Rainbow Dash.B> Apple Bloom.C> PARTY!D> Surprise! Or Spike. They're about equal on my fun-ometer.E> Build more crazy gadgets. Maybe a balloon generator, or a silently-popping-balloon set.
Party, make references, eat sweets, be awesome with Gummmy, be impossible, be pink, sing songs, break the fourth wall.You know, just being Pinkie. All at the SAME TIME!
Hop out of the TV and go party.
Oh. Darn it. I forgot the most important part.***> Oatmeal.
I would act normal just to confuse everypony. Then, I would break every rule in the book of physics.
a better question is what DON'T u do! i mean, it is Pinkie Pie after all!
... and one for Pinkie Pie, and for Pinkie Pie! But if we invite Pinkie Pie then we'll need to invite Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie. I mean, those four are close as it gets! And we'll also need to send them out to Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie, I don't know that they'll be home though... But Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie will be home for sure! (They like never leave) Oh, I wonder if they live with me now? I mean If I'm Pinkie Pie then I'm going to live in my house, but will all the other Pinkie Pies be there too? That will be sOooooOoooOoo much fun! Like a sleep over every night! I hope I have enough games to play! I would hate to run out of things to do, I mean how embarrassing would that be? This is going to be a busy day, I'm glad that I have all these Pinkies with me to help out! Maybe Pinkie Pie can handle the invitations, while Pinkie Pie delivers them! And that way Pinkie Pie and I could start setting things up for tonight, while Pinkie Pie works on the cupcakes for tonight, and Pinkie Pie can work on the decorations along with Pinkie Pie!
I settle the buck down.
Screw around and not give a hay about the consequences, also make pony based websites get 2 million page-views in less than a week after breaking 30 million. (Lame segue but I needed to point that out.)Also befriend a bucket of turnips, and tell ponies my tail is twitching and watch them run for the hills.
Great I've been Pinkie Pie for three hours and twenty minutes... and my head has already exploded. I'm going back to being Twilight Sparkle.
Bake Sethisto cupcakes, of course!
Just like that fanfic idea I had! Time to talk to Twilight Sparkle and make this end with a twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan proud.
Throw the Greatest Party Ever. An everlasting party, the likes of which will never again be seen by ponykind. The kind of party that causes every pony at it to die of sugar overdose, especially myself. Close my eyes in content as I sink into the pile of dead ponies, knowing that I can make SO MANY CUPCAKES... right after this nap...
Smile, laugh, make jokes, and not let them see how depressed I am.
Visit the doctor?
Same thing we do every day Seth, try to take over the world!
Sing of course!~
Yay! Look at all the me's! We could have the most gianormus, super-spectacular party in the history of Equestria!I thought it was wonderful when there were two of me yesterday, but now there're thousands of me! Oh! I'm so excited that I'm so excited and I've never been so excited ever in my entire history of being excited because I've never been so excited about being excited!
What do I do?Fluttershy. Then Raknbow Dash.Then both of them. twice.
I'd chomp on my tail to see if it really tastes like cotton candy.
TELL THE INTERNET. Then bounce and party.
Break into song once every hour.Hang out with a pile of rocks.Sing a duet with said pile of rocks.Bake a gargantuan cupcake.
...try not to submit to the voices.........
@DitLMcutie-markO! You win all teh internets, Pinkie... uh... I mean, Twilight!
Enter an existential crisis and take the whole of reality with me.
Rend all of reality with my pink hooves, twisting the multiverse into a ponified wonderland. Then? A party that would span space, time, and any other sort of measure of something really big.
teletransport to Equestria, Pinkie Pie Style.
Mass havoc. Thats all I can say, cauze i doubt no ponies ever tried throwing twenty partes at once
Use this as an excuse to be as random as possible... and break the fourth wall.
Well, I'd probably be more used to the whole "pastel pony, gender difference" issue. Get pissed since I almost had the designs for getting to Equestria and back. Discuss the issues of what had and hadn't been finished with Twilight, as she would be back in her own body. Explain to her that some almighty force stuck in a box is swapping us with ponies. And then realize how much trouble Pinkie must be causing in my body at the moment.... Why has no one written this as a fic yet?!
I break the fourth wall and throw parties for as many viewers as I can.
Now see, what I'll need is a series of tubes and baking powder...