[Crossover][Random][Comedy] "If you've ever wondered what the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny would've been like if Pinkie Pie had organized it, this is the story for you. If you've never wondered such a thing, you're probably sane." -Pre-Reader #16
"This fic is pure insanity... and I loved every second of it."-Pre-Reader #2
Author: Ganymede
Description: When Pinkie Pie decides to explore beyond Equestria, the things she brings back wreak havoc in Ponyville.The Breaking of the Wall
Additional Tags: Pinkie Pie Fourth Wall Comedy
Character list after the break!
Gaz - Invader Zim
Niblet - Pound Puppies
Donkey Kong
Frylock and Meatwad - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Kyle, Stan, and Cartman - South Park
Hyacint Bouquet - Keeping Up Appearances
Donkey-Dragon Babies - Shrek 2, 3, 4???
Hank Hill - King of the Hill
Magic School Bus
Carmen Sandiego
Waldo - Where's Waldo
Optimus Prime - Transformers
Tron
Big Daddy and Little Sister - Bioshock
Woodland Critters - South Park
Spartan Warriors - 300
Pinkie and The Brain
Gru and Minions - Despicable Me
Horatio Caine - CSI Miami
Dash Par - The Incredibles
Mario and Goombas - Super Mario Bros
Pepe Le Pew - Looney Tunes
Lauren Faust
Gandauf - The Hobbit / LOTR
Dumbledore - Harry Potter
Niblet - Pound Puppies
Donkey Kong
Frylock and Meatwad - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Kyle, Stan, and Cartman - South Park
Hyacint Bouquet - Keeping Up Appearances
Donkey-Dragon Babies - Shrek 2, 3, 4???
Hank Hill - King of the Hill
Magic School Bus
Carmen Sandiego
Waldo - Where's Waldo
Optimus Prime - Transformers
Tron
Big Daddy and Little Sister - Bioshock
Woodland Critters - South Park
Spartan Warriors - 300
Pinkie and The Brain
Gru and Minions - Despicable Me
Horatio Caine - CSI Miami
Dash Par - The Incredibles
Mario and Goombas - Super Mario Bros
Pepe Le Pew - Looney Tunes
Lauren Faust
Gandauf - The Hobbit / LOTR
Dumbledore - Harry Potter
102 comments:
First?
ReplyDeleteLooks interesting... I'll give it a go.
ReplyDeleteSeems interesting enough to read.
ReplyDeleteUltimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
ReplyDeleteHyacint Bouquet... in Ponyville...
ReplyDeleteThat's it. This story is the craziest one I've read so far.
This is Pure Insanity.
ReplyDeleteI love it.
I could just imagine Lauren Faust waking up in Sugar Cube Corner... Good Lord that was freaking hilarious. and oh god the Christmas Critters....
ReplyDeleteNothing made me laugh harder than the 'THIS... IS... EQUESTRIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!' part. This is the most random story I've ever read... and I LOVE it!
ReplyDeleteI...have no idea what I just read...I mean...you have:
ReplyDeleteShrek
South Park
Despicable Me
Pinky and the Brian
300
Naughty Bear
Transformers
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
CSI
Pepe Le Pew (Loony Toons)
Harry Potter
Magic School Bugg
and even Lauren Faust herself in this?!
Those are the only ones I could easily recognize.
This differently won the random and WTF awards hands down.
So many references... O_O
ReplyDeletealso:
ReplyDeleteking of the hill (Hank)
Lord of the Rings (Gandalf)
Waldo (Red striped guy.)
0_O
~Appletank
I actually...liked it. More than I think I should. It was okay at the start in terms of coherence, and then it just got frantic and frazzled approaching the end. Sure it's random, but there's still oughtta be refinement. Somewhat.
ReplyDeleteI dare anypony to make a drawfriend out of this. :D
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ReplyDeleteI'm not exactly sure what exactly I just read, but... I think I liked it? I mean, all of those references and characters and the crazinesss... but it was also pretty funny and stuff... I think I need to lie down for a moment. Really interesting story.
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure that Richard and Hyacinth are from "Keeping up Appearances"
ReplyDeleteAuthor here, with an official list of cameos, in order of appearance:
ReplyDeleteGaz - Invader Zim
Niblet - Pound Puppies
Donkey Kong - Obvious
Frylock and Meatwad - ATHF
Kyle, Stan, and Cartman - South Park
Hyacint Bouquet - Keeping Up Appearances
Donkey-Dragon Babies - Shrek 2, 3, 4???
Hank Hill - King of the Hill
Magic School Bus - Obvious
Carmen Sandiego - Obvious
Waldo - Where's Waldo
Optimus Prime - Transformers
Tron - Obvious
Woodland Critters - South Park
Spartan Warriors - 300
Pinkie and The Brain - Obvious
Gru and Minions - Despicable Me
Horatio Caine - CSI Miami
Dash Par - The Incredibles
Mario and Goombas - Super Mario Bros
Pepe Le Pew - Looney Tunes
Lauren Faust - Obvious
Gandauf - The Hobbit / LOTR
Dumbledore - Harry Potter
That's all from memory, so if I missed one or two, no biggie.
I didn't know they had ponies in South Park.
ReplyDeleteI just finished reading this, and I liked it much more than I thought I would. The story was a bit incoherent, but the lack of coherency fit the randomness of the story perfectly. There were also so many different references, which makes trying to see how many you recognize an extremely fun task.
ReplyDeleteAll in all a fun read; in fact, even people who normally shy away from random fanfiction, and/or often dislike crazy humor might enjoy this. 5/5 stars
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ReplyDeletewat is this i dont even
ReplyDeleteIt's like someone poured a liter of acid into my brain as I was on one of my all night DVD binges...
ReplyDeleteI Loved It!
My brain is full of buck and I love it!
ReplyDeleteThis is the greatest crossover fic I've ever read.
ReplyDeleteIt's bizarre.
ReplyDeleteIt's mindless.
It's an acid cocktail with a peyote-shrooms chaser topped with a psychoactive toad swimming laps around it...
And I LOVE IT! WRITE MORE!
I dare someone to do a comic of this for the 50 million milestone!
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised, as creator of the universe, Faust didn't just fix everything.
ReplyDeleteI've got all the references (from what I spotted by skimming through a second time) written down now.
ReplyDeleteMinor spoilers and a sort of long post.
Crossover/Reference list: Invader Zim, Two Stupid Dogs, Donkey Kong, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Keeping Up Appearances, Shrek, King of the Hill, Magic School Bus, Carmen Sandiego, Waldo, Transformers, Robin Hood (or someone of the like. Green Arrow?), TRON, Bioshock, Naughty Bear? (Not sure), 300! (Best part :o), Pinky and the Brain, Despicable Me, CSI: Miami, The Incredibles, Looney Tunes, Lauren Faust!, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. Eeyup
@Anonymous 12:12
ReplyDeleteApparently the author decided to post the crossovers in the comments while I was writing that crossover list. Well played.
It's stupid,random and useless...
ReplyDeleteMORE!
Someone.
ReplyDeleteComic of this.
Stat.
What is this I don;t even...
ReplyDeleteIt's like some one hit me over the head with a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick!
I don't like how Pinkie got away scot-free, with nothing more than an admonishment from the Princess. I would have at least sent her to prison.
ReplyDelete@kriss1989
ReplyDeleteEverything that didn't belong in Ponyville wasn't her intellectual property, so she couldn't touch any of it without being sued.
Basically, she's about exactly as powerful as the princess.
Also, she was still trying to wrap her head around Pinkie Pie existing.
Who else but Pinkie Pie?
ReplyDeleteI'm actually somewhat ashamed to admit that I figured out most of the characters before their identities were made explicit.
Best. random. fic. ever.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Just ... what?
ReplyDeleteThere's strange. There's bizarre. And then there's this.
Oh well. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha - Pinkie Pie is random.
I. What. I. Like. Don't. What.
ReplyDeletewhhaaa....?
Strangely enough, I had a very similar idea for a fanfic earlier that involves Pinkie Pie unintentionally breaking down the fabric of the fourth walls between the multiverses and bringing the Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny into reality. I figured they would survive because the Doctor has a time traveling tardis and they transport 102 years after the showdown begins, but then all the time traveling aliens and stuff do this too, so it never really ends. I hadn't thought it through farther than that.
ReplyDeleteIt was... wonderful in so many ways!
ReplyDeletethat was ridiculous, insane and stupid
ReplyDeletei loved it
This just set the bar for random.
ReplyDeleteOh Celestia... I literally JUST dies when I read 'I FIGHT FOR THE PONIES!' Cats, I LOVE you! I can't believe that it took THIS LONG for somepony to finally add that in a story! XD FOR PONNNNNY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteXD THIS! IS! EQUESTRIAAAAA!!! If you keep this up, I'm going to die of Laughter! (On the plus side, you'll have made Pinkie Pie both jealous and proud that you killed someone from laughing so hard!)
BEST. SHORT STORY. EVER... *passes out from all of the awesome referances*
I have no idea what I just read. I think I enjoyed it...maybe.
ReplyDeleteMy mind is in chaos. I can't think clearly anymore. Trying to process what just happened. What character was that? Where the heck did those psycho animals come from? Spartans?!? Tron fighting what?! Dronkeys! BRAIN OVERLOADING, SHUTTING DOWN...........................
ReplyDeleteI have no clue regarding what the hell I just read. All I can say is that it was................ fantastic.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming Kenny died shortly after being teleported to Ponyville. 5 stars
ReplyDeleteWhat Equestria needs is a roadie who wields the epic power of THE METAL. Or a Psychonaut. Anything shaped by Schaffer, really.
ReplyDeleteSequel? Please?
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good. A good attempt author but I felt that Applejack was tad bit OOC.
ReplyDelete-_-
What has MLP come too...
I am Horatio Caine and this is way out of my league. YYEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think my mind broke after reading that, and i LIKE it!
ReplyDelete*reads description**inexplicable sense of joy overtakes me*
ReplyDeleteYAY! YAAAAY!
(I probably shouldn't be this connected to the show. It's awesome and all, but I seriously did just cheer out loud for this fanfic. Confound these ponies.)
the fuck did I just read?
ReplyDeleteI surprisingly was able to keep a good grasp of this. Unlike most of these random types fics, this one was well written and had some genuinely funny moments in it (Though I was also having a hard time figuring out some of them), though I do wish they had run into Courage The Cowardly Dog at some point, and I'm so glad the inclusion of South Park wasn't horrendous like I expected it to be. The best part was how all the appearances were very spread out, lot's of characters from different genres showed up so it wasn't predicable who was going to pop up next.
ReplyDeleteI'm really glad Fluttershy didn't run into the Happy Tree Friends.
The most insane piece of fiction I've yet read, but I laughed my ass of at all the references. Kyle from South Park is a brony, the Spartans battle for Fluttershy's protection & Lauren Faust ends up on her own show. Dafuq? XD
ReplyDeleteUhm...Yeah. Gandalf the Grey and Dumbledore. Awesome. And Pinkie would have won, if it had been an earnest fight. Oh wait, the ones terrorizing Fluttershy were Care Bears...Ok. I still don't know what Richard and Hyacinth were from, and I'm very disappointed that Doctor Whooves did not make an appearance. How could you have forgotten!?! Twilight going insane was just a throw-in, it wasn't done very well. Rainbow Dash meeting the only thing as fast as her, but not the Flash. South Park was...random, but expected. And as accurate as it could go. I imagine the Autobots were the only reason that Equestria wasn't destroyed. And I don't think anything actually evil was invited, minus the Care Bears.
ReplyDeleteThis is some sweet crack.
ReplyDeleteBut mass destruction of the 4th wall and Deadpool is ABSENT?
I am disappoint.
@Darkhawk1
ReplyDeleteYou really think Celestia wanted to do anything to Pinkie after all of that? Really? I mean, she had to have had one hell of a poker face to be able to go through that and still get Pinkie to take them all back.
Oh, looking at the list apparently that was Naughty Bear. Care Bears were the most evil bears I could think of. Also, I read that so fast I saw it about as well as it would have been represented on the show. You couldn't have made out anything. So Doctor Whooves might have been in there, I just missed him.
ReplyDeletethis was just awesome... Never been really interested in fanfics, whatever the universe, but this one caught my attention and wow...
ReplyDeletenothing much to add, I think the author just won the internetz, all of them, and maybe the rest of the world too...
P.S. : As an absolute fan of Fluttershy, I love how she unwillingly led armies to fight to death for her :p
Would indented paragraphs be too much to ask for? :(
ReplyDeletewhoa! how could you forget to add the Spiderman and Pinkie Pie's best friend, THE DEADPOOL?
ReplyDeleteThis was epic... except for all the caps-lock-conversations!
ReplyDeleteThey burnses, it hurtses...
Now, that was RANDOM!
ReplyDeleteNitpick:
It's "gorilla", not "guerilla". One is an ape, the other is a mode of warfare.
Also, it's "Gandalf", not "Gandaulf".
:)
I....but this.....THE AWESOME!...my brain ........ it cannot contain...(*.*) *headsplosion*
ReplyDeleteThis needs to be some kind of movie special!!!! I loved this!! :D
ReplyDelete"super-human species fought barefisted with each other"
Dragonball Z in my ponies!?
ERROR..ERROR...ERROR...RESTART NEEDED..............MIND WIPE INITIATED........RESTART COMPLETE.KAIJINZERO OSX 6.0 BOOTED.
ReplyDelete.....i just restarted from that fic. that has never happened before....*rereads*
Keeping up Appearences was the absolute LAST thing I expected to see in a crossover. Flippin' heck.
ReplyDeleteDare I say this fanfic is the next most random and comedic fanfic next to Elements of Awesomeary?
ReplyDeleteI don't... what!? I mean it was... and... urgh. I need some time to process this. I'll finish this comment later.
ReplyDelete-LATER-
Okay. Uh, yeah. Wow. That was officially the most BSI thing I have ever read. My only real disappoint was that Lauren Faust didn't do more. I am also disappoint in myself for not getting more than half of the references, but whatever.
Would someone mind explaining who the two outside the Boutique were? They had me particularly confused.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteAs a countrerpoint to Waldo, there was also Carmen San Diego, or however you're supposed to spell that.
this was incredible. interesting and entertaining the whole way through!
ReplyDeleteWhat the... what did I just read?
ReplyDeleteI've said it before and will keep on saying it. pinkie pie does not break the fourth wall... she nukes it from orbit. its the only way to be sure.
ReplyDeleteI dont know how to feel about this. I both hate it and love it. Just....o_o
ReplyDelete...Hyacinth? Richard?
ReplyDelete...Is that a Keeping Up Appearances cameo? I thought I was the only one that watched that show. Holy buck. Mr. Author, sir, you have made my day, and I tip my hat to you.
I think this gets the prize for the most overlapping crossover-cameo-whatsits in the history of pony fanfic!
ReplyDeleteI don't always become confused beyond reason,
ReplyDeleteBut when I do, I prefer this story.
I don't think that was Naughty bear with the blood orgy.
ReplyDeleteThat was ... weird. The "blood orgy" bit almost turned me off of it, to be honest, I really really didn't like that part. It squicked me out, and I really REALLY think it's cause for a warning.
ReplyDeleteI honestly thought Doctor Who/Whoof was going to be the one to straighten it all out at the end, but I was mistaken. :3
...I'm stuttering. Literally stuttering. I have no f$#@ing clue how to describe this story besides "wow." I mean, I can't even say if it's good or bad xD It's just "wow." lmfao
ReplyDeleteThe writing was a little glitchy (for lack of a better way to put it. my brain broke after reading this, at 4:35 am no less), but besides that the writing itself wasn't bad.
I'm not sure that this fic is rateable. And I don't know if that's good or bad.
ReplyDeleteWARNING THIS FIC CONTAINS 98.54367281765945679342576542345% INSANITY
ReplyDelete&
1.45632718234054320657423457655% Expert Writing
and 20% more cool
Yeah I know that 120% but this story breaks all the walls that it has more stuff then it has rights to contain.
This was the mother of all copyright infringements. Well done Sir! Although I expected to hear a CRY SOME MORE at least once.
ReplyDeleteAdded an official list to the end of the document as a credits section. Previous comment had a good point.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteOh my god, that was awful XD
I'm so glad I read this. Just, wow.
A cue is a signal. A queue is a line. Guerrilla is a kind of warfare. Gorilla is an ape.
ReplyDeleteAren't homophones fun?
>the same size as herself, but terrifyingly ugly beyond comprehension
ReplyDelete-Creature (fancy voice) : ''Miss, I take great offence in those words... Blarrgblab larrrglglg !''
>her bubble-blowing shenanigans in Cloud City
-You surely mean 'Cloudsdale', right ? It's the only pegasus city we hear about in the series.
... South Park's part is quite... bleh! ...
... Spike shows Rarity a proof that, with enough magic, you can make any kind of hybrids ;) ...
... ''(mouse) Pinky'' and ''the Brain'' was 'ok' ...
>A hunched human was running after them. "Minions! Minions come back! I've got candy!"
-The 'Evil Genius', from the movie 'Despicable Me' ? Well, this one is good.
>a human child wearing a red suit with an "i"
-Dash from 'The Incredible' ? ...Well, I much prefer Violet. Cooler, and she has invisibility and kinetic powers (like for the shield-bubble).
>if these things aren't from Equestria...I'm not sure there's much I can do!"
-Humm... (polite version) What stupid non-sense is this !?
A nuke will still explode like a nuke, and a fireball will still horribly BURN, whatever where you are... The ''intensity'' may vary, but the capacity to do it and the results will be the same...
Also, the creatures are in EQUESTRIA's Realm now ; Ponies are playing Home, and Celestia is currently the Power hitter with the GIANT flamming baseball bat of DOOM !
>"Twilight! I'd like you to meet Lauren Faust!!!"
-Isn't this basicly like placing in contact ''Pure Matter and Antimatter'' ?
>"I am Gandauf the Gray!"
-The name is ''Gandalf'', with an ''L''.
But other than that, the Dumbledore-Gandalf Super-Mage duo is good.
Also... isn't it FUNNY how 2 creatures, who are also BOTH from 2 different realities, are able to deal with TONS of creatures from all sorts of realities, WHILE not being in their own respective reality, and using a CYCLONE(spell) against them ?
So, the thing with Celestia is non-sensical... well, more and not in a good way at least...
... Finally : It is not clearly said that the 2 'Mages' are on the pile, meaning that they are still in Ponyville ...
What can I say? Awesome story.
ReplyDeleteKnow what else it needs though to make it complete? Happy Tree Friends.
This is absurd... So... if I were to record a live reading of this...?
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDelete*eye twitch*
I didn't think it could be THAT random. Then you included the Buckets.
ReplyDeleteWell played.
Ok, this was just AMAZING!
ReplyDeleteAll the characters mashed up into the MLP universe! One would think it would not work, but it did! And the idea was executed in a great way.
The CSI guy part made me burst into tears laughing, however this event occurred at 1 in the morning, causing quite a disturbance to the others in my house XD
ReplyDeleteThis hurt my brain so much I actually threw up.
ReplyDeleteThis is very... Bipolar.
ReplyDeleteOutright hilaroius at times, and disgusting at others (mainly blood orgy scene. It ptobably deservs a bit of a grindmark tag)
Probabley could have had alot more characters (considering all the options to choose from)
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And quite frankly, it had me bent over with rib aching laughter at quite a few moments. Honestly, i have mixed feelings on this story; but if i had to summ all of it up in one word, this is what i would say:
SUCCESS.
im srry but anything that has Gandauf, Dumbledore, Tron, Optimus AND the Magic School Bus is just.. awesome.. overload... *Bursts into Flames*. But could still have 20% more awesome like oh thundercats or !>Guardian Bob<! just to name a few ;P
ReplyDeleteThis is on par with giving a bag of candy to an ADHD 7 year old. Pure insanity!
ReplyDeletemind = blown....... that is all.
ReplyDeleteI'd ask what you were on when you wrote this, but I'm afraid you'd tell me.
ReplyDelete...say, shouldn't there be a tag for "fourth wall" or something?
ReplyDeleteI kinda find the concept interesting and would apprechiate an easier way of browsing fics that shine some light on the topic.
This was the most EPIC thing I ever read! Seriously.
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