Friday, July 15, 2011

The Great and Powerful Case Files: Lunar Conspiracy

Before treating your miniscule little minds to the Great and Powerful Trixie's brilliant use of the Equestrian language, Trixie recommends, neigh, DEMANDS that you familiarize yourselves with this new video directly from the creators of the show.

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All caught up?  Good.  Now let the Great and Powerful Trixie's boundless knowledge enlighten you to something that only one with Trixie's savant level detective abilities could have possibly picked up on.

Celestia has officially been branded the ONLY pony in Equestria with both wings, and a horn. Clearly, there is an IMPOSTER lurking among us.

Just who IS this Luna?  It's obvious that she never was part of the actual script for the show! The Great and Powerful Trixie has a few theories, all of which have been extensively studied and are on the verge of being upgraded to one hundred percent fact!
  • This despicable little moon pony obviously wears a fake horn!
  • Luna is ANOTHER spy from Stalliongrad (THOSE FOALS!)
  • She's Lauren Faust's OC pony.
  • Animation Error
You see good citizens of Equestria,  it appears as though you have all been taken for a ride!  Not only do you worship the very ground she walks on,  but you have the audacity to place such an inferior pony into relationships with someone as illustrious as Trixie!

The Great and Powerful Trixie can only hope that one day this fanboyism dies off, and everypony finally comes to their senses...


Written and Edited by: The Great and Powerful Trixie - (The hero we need, but not the one we deserve, our silent guardian, our watchful protector....  our dark knight)

316 comments:

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Anonymous said...

What the heck is this

Anonymous said...

Someone is crazy and it's you.

Lord Blaze said...

What just happened?

Unknown said...

Trixie, Y U NO TELL THE TRUTH?!

Anonymous said...

I think trixie is jealous of luna

Twilight Sparkle said...

And Trixie strikes out at the only pony willing to cover her flank yesterday.
Nice.

Anonymous said...

Really Trix? In your own comments section? For shame.

PonyPonyPonyBrony said...

But...but...
But I love the ground she walks on.
Especially in SOCKS!

ROBCakeran53 said...

I think this is their way of explaining Luna's "Disappearance" >.>

Ling said...

What is this I don't even...

Display Name said...

...Did Trixie just insult Eurobeat Brony?

I think she did.


This means war.

Anonymous said...

You jelly Trixie?

Also i see what you did there in the title....WHY IS THE FLAG WAVING?!?!

Pen Stroke said...

I would more believe that the video in question is propaganda you produced Trixie, to defame Luna as you defamed Fluttershy previously. You seek to undermine all those who would compete with you for attention, those who are assuredly more deserving.

Find better tactics Trixie, because I'm on to you.

Marrock said...

Jealousy is such an ugly thing...

Narwhals' Bend said...

Trixie is just jealous because Luna is best pony.

Anonymous said...

THE SEAL SPEAKS FOR TRIXIE! THE SEAL SPEAKS FOR THE TRUTH!

Anonymous said...

This is going on the list of things that make me dislike Trixie. It's a list that's growing larger quickly.

WizardWannabe said...

The article was lulzy, but the first/second/etc chain really made me laugh.
5/5


Also, that commercial was weird.

Razyn said...

Hey where's Seth? He's missing The Great and Powerful Trixie!

Baree said...

Oh Trixie... I really hope we will see you again in season 2. Because, you know, Luna is certain to return, imposter or no. With you... Well, I am certain you'll be back, right?

Kill me, I'm a PONY said...

How long until she bashes Seth's obsession with her for being "unworthy of the Great and Powerful Trixie"?

Anonymous said...

dont worry luna at least you will be in season 2 unlike trixie

Dave Mustang, the cynical Brony said...

Seth is Trolling us. AT A BOY SETH!

Pink Princess Celestia said...

My dearest subject Trixie,

Enclosed with this letter are 2 tickets to this year's Grand Galloping Gala. It is such a singular event that you're the only pony I am inviting. It will be held on the moon.

Your loving ruler,
Princess Celestia

Is how I see this going.

Anonymous said...

This has nothing to do with Trixie. Sehtisto, I am disappoint. Is it really so hard to try and be funny without roleplaying?

Xeonneo said...

Oh Luna, she has an account now...

Also, you've insulted my two favorite ponies. You're lucky I'm the forgiving type, even for blasphemers like you.

Anonymous said...

Sethisto did you stop taking your pills again?

Anonymous said...

Did you just compare Trixie to the Dark Knight?

inb4 shitstorm

Anonymous said...

I can tell I'ma have to slap a bitch to defend my Glorious Luna.

PewnyPL said...

And now for something serious:
They really f'ed up that commercial...

Skylark Torch said...

Hahahah!

If this is really official Hasbro, that was good.

Really funny.

This will allow for more conspiracy theories among us Bronies...

"The only alicorn"

Lol: OBEY.

(Go Lunar Republic!)

Anonymous said...

LIES! All lies and speculation! The Solar Dictatorship created this abhorrently false evidence to attempt to shake the New Lunar Republic's willpower. Well WE. SHALL. NOT. BE. SILENCED! Luna is the rightful ruler of Equestria! Down with Trixie! Down with Celestia!

jim said...

I'm getting reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal tired of trixie.

Double said...

I find it kind of funny how people take Seth's roleplaying as Trixie so seriously.

As for the Celestia propaganda video, I love it. Long live the sun goddess.

S.Aura Knight said...

My liege! Surely you cannot be serious? Can't you tell that this... this... this monstrosity of a video is false? It wasn't even uploaded to Commander Sethisto's account! Thus, it's false propaganda designed to bring Luna down in our eyes!

Plus, she taught you most of your magic after you lost to that scoundrel Twilight. And she was flying then too. Clearly, Celesita must be punished! She is the false god! LUNA AND TRIXIE ARE THE ONLY GODS!

Cloudy Skies said...

Hasbro funds My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - The New Lunar Republic vs. The Celestial Empire?

Pretty please?

Anonymous said...

I wish there was a Not-Trixie label.

ZAquanimus said...

LIEZ!!!!!!!

FOR THE LUNAR REPUBLIC!@!!

Avery Strange said...

Trixie: Clearly in order to get to the bottom of this we're going to need somepony to go undercover and get close to this "Luna". Somepony willing to take he risks, somepony strong enough to come what may, somepony willing to deal with the massive cheering crowds when she exposes this ploy. Trixie, you know what you must do. You must woo Luna. You must get lull her into false security and get her to let down her guard. I know you will make this sacrifice, because only you can. Godspeed.

Anonymous said...

The Dark Herd shall hear of this travesty...

ARidiculouslyUncleverPony said...

@Dave Mustang, the cynical Brony
Well done, Seth, me old, mate. I really enjoyed it when Trixie said "Third" that was my favorite part.

Krass McWriter said...

I sent this to sethisto

I am proud of want he did with it.

Anonymous said...

It's funny because some people actually think that Luna is better than real mane characters with actual canon personalities.

Gypsy said...

...so...uh...Luna is still best alicorn, if shes not canon shes fanon :3

StreakTheFox said...

Trollixie
that is your new name, oh Boastful and Controversial Trixie.
you are nothing but a parasprite to me now.
Hmph!

Skylark Torch said...

Guys, don't you know that this was one of Twilights' old school reports? She was only In the equivalent of second grade for us... Needless to say, if you have watched the show, she had no clue Luna was in existence before she was a young adult. Also, she didnt have any way to know Celestias' birthday, considering Celestia is an old lady (You know how ladys like to keep their age a secret...)

Krass McWriter said...

I BRING THE OFFICIAL LINK ON HASBRO

http://www.hasbro.com/play/details.cfm?guid=44EA6207-19B9-F369-1071-FA180D345F6A&src=endeca

Raven said...
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Anonymous said...

Who is this Luna everyone is talking about?
Princess Celestia is the sole ruler of Equestria.

Fallin' Winter said...

Well I think the video speaks for itself. This is exactly why we get pink Celestias. They don't even know who the pony they're shipping their pink Celestias with are. (Pun Intended)

kwj said...

liar lies from a lying liar
you little lying foal
For the lunar republic¡¡¡

Anonymous said...

10/10
One of the best posts ever

Appalorgar said...

@S.Aura Knight
DEATH TO THE FALSE PRINCESS!

Cast down the idols! Destroy the temples! Knock out the priests! Show these foals that they worship nothing more than a rotting vegetable!

Raven said...

I do believe that Trixie is poking a beehive best left alone. There are ALOT of ponies loyal to Luna, I being one of them.

Remember.
We are many.
We are everywhere.
For the Lunar Republic!

Anonymous said...

.....getting real tired of Trixie.

Shadowdemon137 said...

Wow... You guys are taking this WAY too seriously. Did anyone happen to notice that all the Celestia clips are from the first two episodes, and no Luna was shown? This was used before the knowledge of the first two episodes, and it was an informational video for Celestia. Don't take it seriously guys...

Btw Seth, nice troll effort ;)

Anonymous said...

Oh, for the love of Celestia...

Hasbro, I know you're probably too busy counting money, but at least PRETEND you give a shit.

Anonymous said...

This is an old Celestia video. I think it was premotional for the show, back before we see the first two episodes and find out Celestia has a younger sister.

Also, Get out Trixie. Your cutie mark marks you as a stage magician, not an investigative journalist!

chinlamp said...

Why is everyone bashing on Trixie? Hasbro/The Hub really screwed up this commercial (majorly really), and Seth decided to post about it. He just decided to use his 'Trixie detective' from the other day.

Really guys, get over it, Seth is gonna Trixie, that's all there is to it.

Anonymous said...

the whole Trixie thing is getting pretty obnoxious by this point in time

Anonymous said...

CAN PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT TEH FUCK WITH STUPUD ROLEPLAY TOPICS ON EQD?

FFS SETH, LEARN TO CONTROL YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN BLOG PLEASE.

YOU'RE NOT ALONE IN THIS FANDOM.

Anonymous said...

I am always happy to hear about the greatness of the SOLE ruler of Equestria.

Princess Celestia is the Only alicorn and the best pony in existance.

....Luna? who's this pony everypony is talking about?

Puzzle Hooves said...

Orbital Luna cannon online...
Locking onto The Great and Powerful Trixie's coordinates...
ready to fire...

Anonymous said...

according to youtube, the video was uploaded today(July 15). It's still possible that the creators don't want to spoil the first two episodes for anyone who hasn't watched though.

Anonymous said...

Of course Trixie would buy into the propaganda. It makes sense. Oh well, since her sense for deception seems to match her talent for magic, it's better she's on Celestia's side.

For the New Lunar Republic!

The J.A.M. said...

Maybe it was made before the Summer Sun Celebration?

Anonymous said...

@chinlamp

No one is bashing Trixie.

It's just that neither this one or the other one have anything to do with her.

And it's annoying.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous His Blog he can do with it what he wants

Nick said...

Fanboys need something to rage over, and Trixie is their scapegoat.

But to all the people getting tired of Trixie, just you wait. One of these days, one of the admins is going to start posting as Gilda. Then you'll be begging for Trixie to return.

lesserpoet said...

I was with you yesterday, Trixie, but now you have gone too far!!!!!!!

LUNA!!! EQUESTRIA!!! LUNA!!!! EQUESTRIA!!!!

Asgard said...

(Eh, let us have our fun! :D No one here's really taking it seriously (At least I hope so... O_O) and it's all in good fun)

What I was doing while watching this video...

*Sipping iced tea*
...ONLY pony with wings and a horn!...
*Spit take* WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? Hasbro, YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!!!!! A THOUSEND, nay, MILLIONS of fanboys shall now be at your doorstep! To arms men!!!! We attack at dawn!!!!

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

There isn't really any reason to say "only" since it simply isn't true. It's possible to say Celestia is exceptional for having both wings and unicorn horn, making her sound exclusive without explicitly stating it as such. It's just lazy, if anything.

Anonymous said...

@Anon indeed, and "what he wants" also includes chasing off blog readers with his ridiculous character fellating.

Twilight Sparkle said...

@Nick
I can see Cereal doing that.

mattyhex said...

I think, Ms Stagecoach Trixie, you should partake in some undercover work for us. I feel it best that you do this in the home world of the 'Luna' - the moon - and even if 'Luna' isn't there I'm sure there would be some sort of record set or communications outpost that you could investigate for us.

It shouldn't take too long, about a couple of days, give or take a millenia or so.

aldariz said...

@Nick

gilda? do want!

Anonymous said...

This video is a pre release promo piece, it was on the hub site when the series launched. Seeing as it predates the pilot, everything it says is true, as Luna was not in Equestria at the time, and Celestia was in fact charged with both sun and moon duties in her absence.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

That and...you find out that there are two alicorns right at the very beginning. Making any sort of spoiler hiding on that subject pointless.

Malacoda said...

But that video looks like it's in the exact same style as the promotional videos made before the airing of the pilot episode.

Though if this leads to the beginning of a Lunar Revolution I don't think I'll mind.

Anonymous said...

@Shadowdemon137 is correct. If you look at the HTTP headers the hasbro.com server sends for the .flv file, you'll see this:

Last-Modified: Tue, 28 Sep 2010 18:51:55 GMT

So this video was made before the first episode even aired.

S.Aura Knight said...

Seriously, all the people that are bitching about this? Learn to calm down. It's all in good fun, honest. Sure, Cereal is probably the one more likely to make a post like this, but Seth isn't allowed to have fun once in a while too?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to warn the rest of the guard to ready Canterlot's defenses. I am a servant to both Princesses, after all, and I am expecting an attack after this video on Trixie, whom is currently staying with Luna, and Celestia for this propaganda. Such is the life of a soldier.

@Twilight Sparkle While you are a heathen with "Wanted" posters all over Canterlot, and I should lock you up right now, I must agree with you and let you go. Cereal is the one most likely to go about yelling at people as Gilda. And THAT would be funny as heck to see.

Jonathan said...

I would like to point out that Trixie's talents, formidable though they may be, lie not in the realm of magic as she might have us believe, but of showmanship. In other words, attention-getting. Clearly she is turning to unscrupulous rumor-mongering in pursuit of this.

I say we ignore her until she goes for reputability, justice, and truth.

Nick said...

I personally love these Trixie posts. Seth totally nails her every time.

...

I meant her character. Get your minds out of the gutter.

chiselite said...

First Flutterby, now what? Princess Luba?

Pimps McGee said...

>only one with Trixie's savant level detective abilities
>Trixie's savant level detective abilities
>Trixie's savant abilities

From Wikipedia:
"According to [Darold]Treffert, about half of all people with savant syndrome have autistic disorder, while the other half have another developmental disability, mental retardation, brain injury or disease."
...
Shit I bet everypony else will feel really bad about treating her so rudely.
On side note, no wonder why she connected so well to Snips & Snails

Anonymous said...

The Great and Powerful Trixie
Makes good comments ^^

Nick said...

@Pimps McGee

Well, she technically didn't say she was a savant. Just that her abilities were savant-level. I'm sure The Great and Powerful Trixie is perfectly capable of being awesome without any flaws.

Anonymous said...

i laughed pretty damn hard, for, like, two minutes at least. god knows why. well done, trixie, and well done, sethisto!

Applejack said...

Applejack here. Could j'all stop yer fussin' fer one measly little second? Sometahm's, ponies m'hake mist'hakes. It ain't much of a big mist'hake here, so could ev'rypony just simmer down a bit?

'Sides... Ah'm the best pony.

nemryn said...

Don't listen to all the neighsayers, Mighty and Illustrious Trixie! They're just jealous of your talent, looks, and razor-sharp investigative skills.

Raven said...

@Twilight Sparkle
It could be worse. Pinkie Pie could be hyped up on an energy drink...or two instead of sugar...

Nick said...

@Applejack

Silly Applejack! That's not how you spell "Luna in socks!"

Anonymous said...

Hmm, while Applejack IS the best pony, I have my suspicions about you, "Applejack".

Tosxychor said...

I like those roleplay posts ^^
And... this can only be described as propaganda!
VIVA LA REVOLUCION! FOR THE LUNAR REPUBLIC!!!!11

Anonymous said...

Um, Trixie, you might want to be careful what you sa-

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/26134

Oh. Too late.

Rainbow Dash said...

Um... Applejack? You need to lay off the apple cider if you seriously think /you're/ the best pony. I mean, how could anyone not think /I'm/ the best. I'm the fastest, coolest, bravest pony in all of Equestria! You're pretty tough; I'll give you that, but no pony comes close to being better than me.

Burndog said...

Looks like the Luna fanboys are jelly. :D

Anonymous said...

"Lauren Faust's OC Pony".

I love Trixie so much.

Dunstable, Dean of the Templum Lunae said...

This pernicious heresy will not be countenanced by the Church of Equestria. Trixie, your credulity in embracing and spreading falsehoods serves only to make you look foolish. Anypony with even a passing interest in natural philosophy knows that, just as the flow of luminous aether is governed by Princess Celestia, so the currents of tenebrous aether by their nature are bound to Our Filly, Luna. Even those who have never seen her with their own eyes can clearly see the truth: the existence of darkness itself is sufficient evidence of her existence and power!

With the recent thankful lifting of the Anathema against the Cult of Luna throughout the Kingdom, we are all free once more to celebrate the great glory of Luna. Nightly services at the Templum Lunae are now available for all!

And when you visit, please consider donating to the Templum Restoration Drive. 1000 years without maintenance have left the Templum in a, hm, somewhat degraded state.

Fluttershy said...

Oh... um... hey, girls? We don't /really/ need to fight over who is the best pony, do we? I mean, if you two don't mind.

Rarity said...

Fluttershy is right. This fighting is absolutely barbaric! Besides, it really is an unnecessary quarrel considering /I'm/ the best pony.

Dave Mustang, the cynical Brony said...

I think bot Trixie and Luna are overrated, but Trixie has more screen time,

Puzzle Hooves said...

@Fluttershy
Of course we don't have to fight, we all know you are the best pony

Nick said...

@Rarity

You have the best singing voice, but nopony can compete with the adorable goodness that is socked Luna.

Cold in Gardez said...

Maybe they were talking about the second season.

Anonymous said...

@Fluttershy

Don't worry. We've already decided that you were the best.

The Trixie and Luna fanboys are just jealous of your obvious superiority that they have to constantly jabber on about them to make it seem like they are best, even though you are.

Twilight Sparkle said...

Rarity... you aren't helping. There's no sense in fighting over who the fans think is best. Their opinions differ as individuals, and we should all be thankful for our respectful fan-bases.

Rarity said...

Shut up Twilight!! No one likes nerds!

S.Aura Knight said...

Who are these fakers now? If the real Ms. Sparkle is still about, I will pretend I never saw you and won't report you to Trixie and Luna if you help me remove these not-actually-the-real-pony ponies. Crazy anons are getting dangerous now, and we're already on the verge of a total civil war.

Applejack said...

@Applejack

Ah don't sound anythin' like that...

Linkeh24 said...

Okay, Trixie is now worst pony.

Dave Mustang, the cynical Brony said...

WE'VE BEEN TROLLED, WE'VE BEEN!

Pinkie Pie said...

The best pony? That's easy! ME!
These ponies fight, and these ponies wine,
But the title 'best' is always mine!
So let 'em fight, and let 'em scream,
Because if they think their best,
It's surely a dream!

Anonymous said...

Phew! Thanks for that Trixie. I almost liked Luna, but you were there to show me the error of my ways. How can we ever thank you for this, oh great and powerful one?

Dunstable, Dean of the Templum Lunae said...

@Twilight Sparkle

I can assure you, Ms. Sparkle, that opinion does not enter into. On the objective grounds of moral and natural philosophy, Celestia and Luna must be acknowledged as the Best of Ponies.

Twilight Sparkle said...

I am not amused.At all,with these imposter ponies.
Why are you trying to sully the reputations of my friends and I?

Puzzle Hooves said...

@The Great and Powerful Trixie
Oh and Trixie the only Dark Knight i need is BatPony

ProfesorRod said...

Epileptic Trees is all I see. Luna is Lauren Faust's OC pony, c'mon! XD

Frubban said...

Animation error. Definitely.

Anonymous said...

Well this made me think that Trixie is more of a bitch than anything else in the world

Anonymous said...

no pony defies princess luna the punishment for that is angry comments from all bronies!

Shadowdemon137 said...
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Raven said...

@Twilight Sparkle

It's ok, we know they are imposters. Well, most of us anyways... Not to mention they sound too much like Trixie's boasting.

Pinko Pie said...

@Twilight Sparkle
I am not an imposter! If anything, Pinkie's the imposter! I'm the premier Party pony in Equestria, not her. It's just I'm only in on the Communist Party.

Asgard said...

I sincerely hope Trixie steals the FIRST posts in every Blog post now... XD

Anonymous said...

Oh you dun goof'd Hasbro.

You dun real goof'd.

For the Lunar Republic!

Anonymous said...

@Twilight Sparkle

Trixie probably created these imposters to defame you as revenge for putting an end to her plot against Fluttershy.

Nick said...

@Anonymous

...

Really? After all this hard work Trixie's doing to look out for us, and make sure we know where those filthy Stalliongradian spies are hiding, you speak to her like that?

You sicken me >:-(

Anonymous said...

Can we please get a filter for this crap?

Imposter Ponies said...

Dear Celestia what did I start...? O.o
Sorry everypony. I didn't know a little role play could be met with such hostility. Aren't we supposed to practice friendship?

ultra8 said...

The article was fun but what's really hilarious is the reactions to said article.

I'd almost forgotten about those old Hub promotional vids.
Though it does make me wonder how Celestia explained her little sister's absence or the fact that she had a sister to the rest of the Royal court and country after the pilot eps.

Nick said...

@Anonymous

The Great and Powerful Trixie will not be filtered! She may be second best to socks!Luna, but she's still far too glorious to be stopped by something so crass and lowly as a filter.

Dave Mustang, the cynical Brony said...

I'm not an Imposter, I AM A WILD PARTY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcClF730CLI

J. Edgar Hoofver said...

Stirring up trouble again, eh Trixie? My colts have got their eyes on you, so you had best shape up!

Asgard said...

@Anon 6:12

Oh this is NOTHING! :D You should have been here when Celestia sent everyone to the moon. Twas crazy for all involved. This kinda thing happens every once in awhile, it let's the RP crowd break out of their designated area for about a day. *Shrug* It's harmless really, if you don't like it you COULD just ignore it y'know... >_>

Phoenix Wright said...

OBJECTION! Clearly the creators of this commercial were drugged by Princess Celestia into forgetting who Princess Luna is. We also found Princess Celestia's hoof prints ALL OVER THE STUDIO this commercial was made in and an empty bottle of amnisia pills was found in THE EXACT SAME STUDIO! I also met with luna a few minutes ago and gave her wings and horn a hard tug (no innuendo intended) and I can confirm first hand that her wings and horn are real as can be. YOU WON'T WIN THIS TIME TRIXIE, ONE MORE FALSE ACCUSATION ON YOUR BEHALF AND ITS PRISON FOR YOU!

Anonymous said...

Who's a silly pony? Seth is :P

Shadowdemon137 said...

@Imposter Ponies
It wouldn't be a problem if the mane ponies hadn't already created pages for themselves. Don't take it personally. You're roleplaying was all in good fun.

stitch said...

@Anonymous

and thus Trixie exploded twice

@The Great and Powerful Trixie

and you are just plain jealous of us oc ponies

Dave Mustang, the cynical Brony said...

By the way, Luna is only going to appear for three seconds next season, with no lines.

Twilight Sparkle said...

@Phoenix Wright
You sir are a legal genius and all around awesome human.
though how did you make it to Equestria without being turned into a pony?

Applejack said...

@Shadowdemon137

Ah don't really mind 'em, they're more than welcome to it, why should we have all the fun. Ah was just givin' other me a hard time.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxKFaDYfG_o&feature=related

Asgard said...

@Pinko Pie

I WAS tempted to post as Ayn Rand for lols, but I don't want to make a flame war over Comunism and Randian Capitalism to start... It would be bad, and not end well for anybody... O_O

Pinko Pie said...

Everyone knows me, right? I'm part of the Elements of the Proletariat! There's me, Twilight of the Bourgeousie with her helper Fastener, Appledrink, Ubiquity, Flutterby with her friend Golgol Bunny, and Beige Charge. And, of course, who can forget the Cutie Mark People's Army, Red Seed, Trainaloo, and Potato Belle?

Twilight Sparkle said...

@Shadowdemon137
I hope he continues to do so.
I don't normally say this but he is made of too much awesome to be contained in a pony form.

John Lennon said...

All we are saying is, LET PULL SOME MANES, BITCH!

Nick said...

@Pinko Pie

OH MY CELESTIA. This post made me lol.

Shadowdemon137 said...

@Applejack
I know. Just reassuring the love of all (I think?).

Phoenix Wright said...

@Twilight Sparkle To be honest I have no idea how. I guess I'm immune.

Asgard said...

@Pinko Pie

HNNGGG!!!!! I... No... NOOOOOO!!!! I... Won't... be drug into.... Rand!!! O___O

Shadowdemon137 said...

@Twilight Sparkle
I agree. Though seeing a Pony Wright would be pretty cool.

Artists, you know what to do.

Phht said...

@Anonymous
Don't you mean the "Sol" ruler of Equestria? :D

Anonymous said...

Silly Seth, if you're going to troll, YOU NEED AN AWESOME TROLL THEME SONG IN THE BACKGROUND! And this is the theme song of one of the ULTIMATE trolls...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq5YSqzX6Jk&feature=channel_video_title

Twilight Sparkle said...

@Phoenix Wright
Keep being immune then!

@Shadowdemon137
What have we done?Equestria will explode from the awesomeness that is Phoenix Wright.

Anonymous said...

....*Is amazed at peoples tableflipping*
And I would rather follow an imposter than Celestia!!!

S.Aura Knight said...

'Oi... my day never gets easier when I am on the shift. Mr. Wright, I'm going to need you in court sometime soon. Because, welp...

Miss Twilight Sparkle, former personal student to the Princess Celestia, you are under arrest. You have the right to say anything you want so long as it's praising our Sun lord, and may say nothing negative about Luna and the company she keeps.

You are charged with *pulls out scroll* two counts of Grand Treason to the Crown, one count of arson, three counts of disturbing the peace, and six counts of resisting arrest. You will be escorted to prison by whichever guards are nearby immediately following the reading of these charges. From love to my favorite pony, Princess Celestia.

Blue Breeze said...

Hey, hey, Trixie? Since Luna is in control of the whole moon thing I'm preeeeeetty sure she can do some banishing herself. Pack your bags, you're going for a little trip.

Oh, I'm sorry Trixie, I forgot your stuff was all smashed after Twilight called your bluff. Can't really pack your bags with nothing to pack, can you?

Didn't think so. u mad?

Shadowdemon137 said...

@Twilight Sparkle
And then explode again when ponies go into Wright's world.

Gozer the Equestrian said...

It said that she IS the only pony with wings and a horn, not that she always was. Luna used to have wings and a horn, but than Pinkie Pie added them to her collection.

GreatAndPowerfulSergio said...

As usual, Trixie's logic is infallible.

DOWN WITH THE LUNAR REPUBLIC!!! HAIL CELESTIA, THE ONLY ONE WITH WINGS AND A HORN!!!

Twilight Sparkle said...

@S.Aura Knight
What the hay?
I never did anything of the sort.
And Mr. wright is a defense attorney.Not prosecution.

Raven said...

@Blue Breeze

That's just cruel...even for one as misguided as Trixie, though a week or so on the Moon might give her an attitude adjustment. Maybe.

Star Gazer said...

Either Trixie is jealous that Luna is said to appear in Season 2 and she hasn't, or she has seriously been hiding under a rock for the past 22 some episodes?

Trixie, how could someone so great and powerful be so clueless? Please enlighten me!

Anonymous said...

Technically, if this video is to be viewed before the first episode, then that's true.

Then there were two ponies. Then one of them got blasted by friendship.

Pinko Pie said...

When the Elements of the Proletariat fought Haute Bourgeoisie, the Mare in the Head Office, we made her the equal of all other workers!

In the new Equestria, there will be no more divisions between Earth Ponies, Pegasi, and Unicorns, all ponies will be equal! Each pony will have 1/3 of a horn, and 2/3 of a wing!

Dave Mustang, the cynical Brony said...

@Anonymous
Fool, this is Troll Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OiSEr1-LYk&feature=channel_video_title

Anonymous said...

Okay Trixie, I can get behind you discrediting Fluttershy, but once you start harassing Luna I'm done with you.

Dave Mustang, the cynical Brony said...

Why is everybody so Butthurt?

S.Aura Knight said...

@Twilight Sparkle I have the letter from the Princess right here, Miss. *hands you the scroll* See, right here. Your name. T-W-I-L-I-G-H-T-Space-S-P-A-R-K-L-E.

And I need him to defend you from these charges, since attourneis are expensive. I'm not a complete idiot.

Anonymous said...

@Dave Mustang, the cynical Brony

No, no, no...THIS is troll music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhB8_kvT9ms

Also...I'm getting real tired of Trixie.

Blue Breeze said...

@Raven

Yeah, you're right, a short banishment would be fair. I admit I got a little hot headed, my favorite Princess' honor is on the line!

Anonymous said...

@Phoenix Wright well your always right so i guess luna is innocent.

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid i'm going to need a "no trixie mode" button to filter the news out of these type of posts.

LoLZorZs said...

***It's obvious that she never was part of the actual script for the show!***

On a more serious note...

that might explain why Luna only gets featured for 30 seconds in the pilot episode in the entire Season 1...it might be possible that Lauren added her in the last minute, with no character development, and that originally there was only Nightmare Moon in the script and no Selene/Luna

Thank you, Seth for making me spam Lauren with another set of questions

Twilight Sparkle said...

@S.Aura Knight
I have no memory of ever committing any wrong doings against my teacher.
And what motive would I have?

Ling said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

/endthread

PewnyPL said...

BTW, guys, what is all that thing with Luna in socks? I only found a wallpaper posted 2 days ago, but from coments I feel it's a bit older thing...

Phoenix Wright said...

@S.Aura Knight HOLD IT! Speaking on behalf of the most powerful unicorn in all of Equestria (stop wingeing Trixie) I have gone through a complete list of all the spells that Twilight Sparkle knows and read through all her books (ALL OF THEM) and the only one that involves the creation of fire creates a very weak flame that only just manages to ignite a birthday candle for 6 seconds, which eliminates the possibility of arson, I have also talked with the royal gaurds of Equestria and the only bad thing they said about hers was regarding how one gaurd is jelous of her, would a gaurd remember having to arrest a very purple unicorn? The only time Miss Sparkle has disturbed the peace was for a good cause, helping her friend to overcome her work addicion and accept a helping hoof, and tell me mr. Aura Knight, why would someone who views her ruler as a loving mother figure and only wanted time to talk to her during the largest social event on the Equestria calendar ever attempt treason, hmm?

I rest my case.

Nick said...

@Anonymous

Or, you know, since they only happen every few days and it's obvious as hell what they are as soon as you see them, you could just scroll past them.

Really now. I understand the no fanfics mode, since fanfics really push other updates down the list and some people aren't into them. But these posts don't deserve a filter. You can suck it up and deal with it.

@PewnyPL

As far as I know, it happened pretty recently but caught like wildfire.

Probably because it's adorable as hell.

Ayn Rand said...

@Pinko Pie

ENOUGH! You're crude, vulger practices is destroying the human spirit! Your kind gives equally to all, even the parasite who does not work for his meal or the even larger parasite who blames his failure on others! Can't you see that your system is the same, flawed system you had before? Only NOW you're Proletariet is called the Bourgeiousie and vice versa. And even worse, the system you so desperately cling to drives the human freedom to excell at one's passion from one's soul! In a pure Capitalistic society, one un-governed by petty regulations and politics, a man would be free to build his wealth, to build his dignity. Parasites would be weeded out, fired from their positions unless they tried to change their ways... We do not owe our lives, our souls to any Great Collective, we owe them to ourselves...

Anonymous said...

@Ayn Rand

My name is Andrew Ryan...and I'm here to ask you a question.

Asgard said...

Note, I only paartially agree with what I said in my little Rand rant there... Pure Randian politics wouldn't work, though neither would pure Comunism. Just don't lynch me! XC *Cowers in fear*

Ayn Rand said...

Yes, Mr. Ryan?

Anonymous said...

what are you guys talking about? who is this luna you speak of? everypony knows there's only one sole ruler of Equestria and that is the kind, wise. and just Princess Celestia! LONG LIVE PRINCESS CELESTIA!

Anonymous said...

c'mon guys... we must obey the wise princess celestia. She cares for us and protects us! We need her, if her troops and guards didn't keep watch over everypony there would be chaos!

there is only one pony who has both a horn and wings and that's the great princess celestia

Anonymous said...

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

S.Aura Knight said...

@Twilight Sparkle *shrug* I'm just doing my job. My job is to follow the missives I'm given by the princesses. This one here was given to me by Trixie, who said it was straight from Luna, who I heard from Trixie had it straight from Celestia.

@Phoenix Wright Mr. Wright, you can make your case in count against the prosecution. I'm just a guard, and I've got an arrest to make. Sounding fishy though already.

PewnyPL said...

@Nick

I just refreshed the main page and noticed a fanfic about Luna and socks that got uploaded... after this "scandalous" post...
Since I can't find abything else on it... Then the starter must've been that bloody wallpaper O_o

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