Friday, June 3, 2011

Pony Toothpaste


I am not even kidding. This is real. I don't even know what to say, other than I'm going and buying one of these the first chance I get. I'm going to brush my teeth with Pinkie! Ha.

One more picture after the break.



94 comments:

Kitty Tail said...

but... where's Colgate :(

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't Pinkie Toothpaste just make your teeth rot even more?

Anonymous said...

WANT! :O

krypqe said...

@Kitty Tail

Precisely.
Colgate > All other toothpastes

Tlight said...

...deja vu, you mean this wasn't posted on the site already? :O

Anonymous said...

so cute (\^3^/)

Anonymous said...

Does that say "Pinkie Party flavor"? I'll keep an eye out for this!

DavidReinold said...

Wow...I kind of want it, but at the same time, I think it would be more appropriate to the fan base if they were making cans of Monster or Full Throttle with MLP characters on them...and actually, Scootaloo is on RedBull 24/7, so that would be product placement...

Wolf-man said...

It actually says "Pinkie Fruity Flavor" according to the website. Wow the things that bronies will buy simply for being fans.

Anonymous said...

brushie!
brushie!
brushie!

Anonymous said...

@ a href #c4313313714432468249 >Anonymous /a>
No, looks like it says Pinkie Fruity Flavor. A pony can dream, though.

Luna said...

@Anonymous
Think about how much sugar she consumes in an hour.
Multiply that by a whole day.
Then notice how she still has all her teeth, and whiter than pearl.

Yea, Pinkie-brand Toothpaste is like that.

Anonymous said...

it's safe to swallow!

Anonymous said...

shell clean your teeth FOREVER

Anonymous said...

Seriously?
I dreamed that Pinkie brushed my teeth, quite fast, didn't feel good, but a pony brushed my teeth, so I did nothing against it.

Anonymous said...

@krypqe Colgate is a background pony that looks like she has toothpaste for hair.

Kurogo said...

Alright, now where's my Sparkling Rarity Mouthwash?

Vopogon said...

>Not Colgate
>Will still buy
>>BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE

Ewyndall said...

The new revolutionary PONY TOOTHPASTE.

After years of high-profile scientific research wtih the value of over seven billion dollars invested, our scientists have finally discovered that high ammounts of directly applied concentrated carbo-hydrates (commonly known as sugar) are in fact beneficial for both your teeth and your body's health.

In line with this new ground breaking discovery, we intorduce the Pinkie Pie Toothpaste, with 500 gramms of sugar injected into every single tube of toothpaste !!!

Do yourself a favor and treat your body the way it deserves. Sweetness is only answer to fight off the bitterness of medical problems !!!

Order today !!!

Anonymous said...

DELICIOUUUUUUS

krypqe said...

@Anonymous

I know, but she holds down a part time job as being toothpaste, also.

You don't get paid much as a background pony, and sometimes it can be difficult to make ends meet, thus, a lot of them get second jobs.

Anonymous said...

At least they didn't screw up Pinkie's colors. >:

Roboshi said...

Keeps your teeth clean FOREVER! (Read; Forever=12 hours)

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure I saw this on ED already...

Captain British said...

Eeeugh, it's one of those horrific training toothpastes with a fruit flavour that only slightly cleans your teeth and then leaves a vile taste in your mouth.

Maybe we could get some Twilight Sparkle next? You don't even need a toothpaste related pun for that, it's there already.

Anonymous said...

This has been at the supermarket I work at for months.

calamari said...

FYI, my kids have this type of toothpaste (with Thomas the train instead). It tastes kinda nasty, so be prepared for that.

Luna said...

At long last! I'll finally find out what that pink pony tast-
*Ahem* Umm...
HEYLOOKAPONY! *Point*

LoLZorzs said...

But what happened to Colgate(The Pony) <:S?

Anonymous said...

Better than Celestia toothpaste

My teeth are so pretty!

no muffin flavour though? Now derpy will never brush

Jake Heritagu said...

Hey! There's no Twilight on that box! How will she ever be able to tell the Princess about her lesson in learning that friends help make her teeth clean!?

Anonymous said...

Safe if swallowed, you say?

I'm contemplating buying this just to eat it.

Anonymous said...

from far away, "oragel" look like "oatmeal" XD

haganbmj said...

Lol, my friend literally sent me a picture of this in stores earlier today.
I cannot understand the logic behind Pinkie and Toothpaste xD

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who saw the recommended ages? 16 months - 4 years... Probably because those over 4 will realize "awesome show advertising crappy toothpaste"

Macon said...

I don't know about the taste, you guys might be okay with it. I've always disliked "normal" toothpaste. When I moved out on my own, I started buying kids toothpaste and discovered I liked it a lot better!

Bad news for ya'll, though. Fluoride free means you're more likely to get cavities or sensitive teeth. :(

Anonymous said...

@haganbmj

As was said above:

Think about how much sugar Pinkie consumes. Who better to extol (implicitly) the virtues of dental hygiene?

HolySparks said...

@ a href #c1102393015809465114 >Tlight /a>

Like me, you prolly saw it before on Know Your Meme

RedCore said...

Rarity is on the box, thereby I must buy it.

Anonymous said...

Lol a friend of mine bought me the pinkie pie tooth paste as a joke, she didn't expect me to love it as much as I did XD

Dionysus said...

I'm not convinced this would be good for my teeth xD

Anonymous said...

Waiting for rainbow dash candyvag flavor

Anonymous said...

They sure do like using Pinkie for merchandise. AND THAT'S FANTASTIC!

Anonymous said...

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/pinkie-pie-toothbrush.html

The difference is that now you don't have to buy the toothbrush to get the toothpaste.

But I bet this toothpaste is just a differently-packaged version of the G3.5 Pinkie Fruity Flavor toothpaste:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=134316366585809

Anonymous said...

Saw it months ago. xD I need to use up my other toothpaste, though. xD

Anonymous said...

@Tlight
There was a Pinkie toothbrush posted here a while ago. It's probably that.

Anonymous said...

Training toohpaste, implying edible.

Fengor said...

I'm still waiting on the pony themed bottles of Elmer's Glue to hit the market. Oh what sweet day of comedy that will be.

Anonymous said...

Safe if swallowed WHEN USED AS DIRECTED.

http://www.orajel.com/kids-oral-care/training-toothpaste/Products/orajel-toddler-training-toothpaste-with-my-little-pony.aspx (click on "View Product Label")

DON'T JUST EAT THIS STUFF

Anonymous said...

Turns out it's just frosting.

Curttehmurt said...

Did they finally drop Little Bear as their mascot?

Anonymous said...

brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!
brushie!

Anonymous said...

I work in a Pharmacy... God I hope we end up stocking this

Leaf said...

I have some of this. It's soooooooo good.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't buy it, but I like the box >_>

Patricia said...

I bought it expecting the toothpaste to be pink, but it was clear. On the other hand it taste like candy and helps not rot your teeth so I think it was worth the buy.

Anonymous said...

They sure like to slap Pinkie on the front of all their merchandise.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
Because Pinkie is the best pony.

Anonymous said...

Taste the Hot Sauce!

Anonymous said...

There are 17 songs in season 1, according to the FiM wiki. Meaning less in season 2.

feelsbadman.jpg

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
meant to post this in another article herp derp

Anonymous said...

Colgate needs to release Colgate toothpaste. In fact, Colgate should just be Colgate's mascot. I would never buy any other toothpaste.

Anonymous said...

A couple weeks ago I asked my parents to pick me up some fluoride free toothpaste while they were at the store, and guess what they got... XD I still don't want to open it, it's too epic to open D:

Anonymous said...

My Teeth are Now 20% Whiter. ;D

Anonymous said...

@Kitty Tail

Exactly the same thought that I had, then I realized there would be copyright problems...

At least lease that poni to the company that makes Colgate toothpaste, Hasbro; make a deal and split teh profits! Only then will I force you to take my money.

Anonymous said...

Safe if swallowed?

it dose look good..............

mbulsht said...

My dentist is about to start wondering why I brush my teeth so much.

Anonymous said...

I've had this for about 2 months, I never touch it though because it's way too precious. Somebody who knew I was a brony gifted it to me by leaving it on top of my book bag during one school day.

Kujiiro said...

@DavidReinold

Holy hell, I would buy MLP energy drinks in a heartbeat.

Anonymous said...

So this is made from Pinkie Pie!?
Brushing teeth with a dead pony
Or has itt been made BY Pinkie Pie just like in
the cupcake fanfin

Anonymous said...

i will definitly be looking for it next time i go shopping

Anonymous said...

I expect a new wave of brushie-brushie pics on Ponibooru.

Zorg said...

Small point. That is training toothpaste, which doesn't have fluoride in it. So don't go switching to exclusively that, or you'll find your teeth quickly developing cavities. Its used for kids because its safe to swallow, but its not something you want to use permanently.

Anonymous said...

That being said, Zorg, Queen Elizabeth kept her teeth until she was 60, in the sixteenth and seventeenth century I might add, and all she used was a velvet cloth to clean her teeth. People told her she was bonkers.

Can't be as bad as a velvet cloth. *shrug*

Gnollbard said...

Yeah, I've been stocking this stuff on the shelves every night for the past four months. I always grin a little when I get to stock MLP products.

E117 said...

Seth what the balls? I sent you this 2 weeks ago and you said it was old news. Lol

E117 said...

Ooops Cereal posted this. Nevermind

Wolf Nanaki said...

Holy crap Cereal, that's my photo! The first one. :o

Anonymous said...

Knowing Pinkie it's probably loaded with sugar...

WANT.

cdjblue said...

Yes, I do believe these boxes had been posted here on ED previously, maybe a couple of weeks ago. My store just got these in last week, so I kinda shuffled all the G4 Pinkie in front of the G3.5 :P

(That said, I think Little Bear and Thomas the talking train are still next to her.)

Anonymous said...

My niece bought this packed with a toothbursh this afternoon.

Anonymous said...

I lol'd at the store when I saw this.

Muffin said...

>Bought this w/ Pinkie Toothbrush
>Use every day
>Brushie Brushie Brushie!

AirplaneRandy said...

I just got some today. I can't wait to brush my teeth!

Anonymous said...

It should have been Colgate/Romana!

Brushie Brushie Brushie Brushie!

Anonymous said...

hehe i'm here right now with my desktop colgate and some others i really like the brushie thing =w=

Anonymous said...

here's how to make your own toothpaste and put a picture of colgate/romana on it:
http://tvo.org/stuff/stuff/makes/makes68bg.html

to put a picture of her:
1. print a picture of colgate desktop ponies sprite (in smallest form) on some adhesive
2. stick it on the toothpaste tube
3. decorate it as you want

hdofu said...

is it cupcake flavored?

John Stevenson said...

My kids liked it so much they like brushing their teeth every now and then just to taste the flavor of the toothpaste, this is a very good product especially for those kids who doesn't brush their teeth. And by the way yesterday I went to my dentist at dentist Bondi Junction cosmetic dentistry for a deep cleaning as I leave the clinic my teeth is sparkling.

Alexis Preatori said...

That's really funny. I remember using this when I was a kid. I just can't remember why my mother wanted us to use this even though we're all boys.liberty mo dentist

Post a Comment