You Are Now The Great and Powerful TRIXIE!

by Sethisto

You knew it was coming! What does the Greatest most Powerful unicorn do on her spare time?

I hope I have enough ponies to last until Season Two.

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EfreetSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:50 AM
Reject Seth's constant love.
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AdrianSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:50 AM
Clear up that Twilight and I are not, and never will be, a couple.

Also second.
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FasaloftSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:51 AM
I would pretend I was the Old Spice guy whilst releasing many fireworks, just so I could justify shouting "EXPLOSION!!!!" All day long.
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Tobacco SmokeSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:51 AM
Use my Great and Powerfull magic to appear in season two.
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Cobalt CometSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:51 AM
"Reject Seth's constant love" Lmao. I giggled at that.

Inb4 Twixie again.

I'd be the best, most Great and Powerful unicorn in all of Equestria! And have great character design while doing it.
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RadimirSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:52 AM
Find Twilight Sparkle and inexplicably declare my love for her despite no build-up or explanation for this sudden change in attitude. As a result, I will no longer be left Out in the Cold.
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TrixterSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:53 AM
Be myself.
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EscherSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:53 AM
Put on a show!

....then go home and think about Twilight, because love and hate live a surprisingly short distance apart.
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Cobalt CometSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:53 AM
Oh, and command a bunch of talented musicians to make music centered around me... wait...
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Triggy JSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:55 AM
Step one - Train myself in utter solitude until my magic truly is the best.
Step two - Show up in series two to completely own the main villain with my newfound powers.
Step Three - ???
Step Four - Profit!
Step Five - Boobytrap the stalemate button.
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MedicShySeptember 2, 2011 at 5:56 AM
I shall use my mystical powers to defeat TWO URSA MAJORS!!!! or at least submit an article to the National Equirer saying I did as much! THEY'LL PRINT ANYTHING!
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KShrikeSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:56 AM
kill myself for being worst pony
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That Guy In The CornerSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:58 AM
Clop to a mirror
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Forty BassSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:59 AM
Find Gilda and get my revenge on the mane cast.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:59 AM
I'd play card games on motorcycles.
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Laurence BrownSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:00 AM
Team up with Photo Finish to make the hammiest duo in Equestria.

Also, have words with the many fanfic writers out there that keep on trying to ship me with Twilight. In no way is Twilight good enough for the like of me! (And maybe even have words with myself about what I did to her... except that gets so meta it makes my head hurt so I'll just move past that quickly...)

Also, demand to know why I wasn't invited to the Grand Galloping Gala. I have the looks, I have the attitude, I can magic up some clothes... I fail to see why somepony as marvelous and amazing as me wouldn't have been gien a ticket!
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Super Scattman.September 2, 2011 at 6:00 AM
@KShrike

CAST A CURSE ON THIS MAN!
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UnahimSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:01 AM
Come back in season 2 with a plan to overthrow Twilight, fail, be forgiven by Twi, see the magic of friendship -> shape up
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:02 AM
@Efreet
All my internets and all my money, take them!
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Laurence BrownSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:03 AM
And Seth, you should have no problem coming up with ponies until season two.... The CMCs, Big Mac and Granny Smith, Photo Finish and Hoity Toity, DERPY HOOVES (I actually one written out for this day, so looking forward to it), I could keep going, but honestly, you could prby do a pony a day for twice as long as you need to and still have some left over.
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RhedSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:03 AM
Become a Con Artist
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UnknownSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:04 AM
Oh, Luna. What CAN I do?
Let's see...

1. Put on a magic show.
2. Travel back to Ponyville.
3. Apologize to Twi&Friends.
4. Disprove any and all "Twixie" fics.
5. Confirm...Oh, whats it called...Bixie? TrixMac?
6. Lure the Ursa Major into town, blame Snips&Snails for it, for the lulz.
7. Sneak Poison Joke into Twilight's Tea.
8. Walk around without my hat and cape.
9. Proclaim "I am the Great and Powerful Trixie! I can do magic and stuff! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!"
10. Uhhh... Make Pancakes.
11. Repeat 10 5 times.
∞. Be Trixie until tommorow.

(Hey, Seth&Friends, why don't you write what you would do? I'm interested in that knowledge.)
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:06 AM
The same thing Trixie does every night...
Try to take over THE WORLD!

On a more serious note, I'd probably just magic things around me and giggle at the novelty.
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UnknownSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:06 AM
1. Travel all over Equestria in search of the Magic Guru.
2. Train under the Guru to perfect my magic and social skills.
3. Return to Ponyville eventually.
4. Show to everypony how much stronger I've become, and how les boastful I am.
5. Ask Twilight out on a date.
6. Have babies with Twilight through Magic.
7. Enjoy the rest of my life with my love, Twilight Sparkle.
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Cassie TrumanSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:07 AM
Jump off a cliff. A tall cliff. Over some extremely pointy rocks.

Yeah, never really liked Trixie.
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Alpha OmegaSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:08 AM
What can I not do? I am Trixie! Now bring Trixie a smoothie
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Duo DashSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:08 AM
Redeem myself and become more awesome XD
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RyanSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:08 AM
Magic up William Shatner to TURN. MY. HAM. UP. TO. ELEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
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Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:08 AM
Annoy Lu- oh wait a minute...
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Fallin' WinterSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:09 AM
All I'd want to do is call them all commoners
Mostly just for kicks
Then I'd turn Sweet Apple Acres harvest sour
Leave nothing, not an inch

Being this mean is such a cinch
Bet I'm worse than Pinkamina (Lies)
Then I'd leave before you could count to four
That's the last you'd ever see of

Trixie!
Great and Powerful

Trixie!
(Sethisto) Can't get enough of

Trixie!

Twixie! Twixie! Twixie!

Oops, did I accidentally make a spelling error in that last line? Three times in a row? My bad.
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KevinSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:09 AM
have rough sex with sethhave rough sex with seth
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PsyentificSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:11 AM
First post pretty much.
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CryptonikSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:13 AM
eat hay ._.
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Twilight_CrowSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:13 AM
Be obnoxious in season 2.
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FirleycatSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:14 AM
I would head back to Ponyville and run around the town shouting "SWOOOSH" just to confuse everyone.
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crazyredemuSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:16 AM
I kill my self
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The_OwlSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:16 AM
Be Great and Powerful.
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D4SHTH3R4INB0WSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:18 AM
Don't sleep with Rainbow Dash but sleep with Twilight...
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JacopoSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:20 AM
Me? Well...

First, kill the Royal Sisters...

Then, intense, sweaty love-making session with Twilight.
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GameBuddySeptember 2, 2011 at 6:20 AM
Put on an even bigger show, maybe make a large yacht disappear?

... But then blow it up with the mayor accidentally on it and get accused of attempted murder.

~Buddy Vox
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John PerrySeptember 2, 2011 at 6:20 AM
The Great and Powerful Trixie does not need to concern herself with trite commentary regarding what one would do if in my place.

...wait...

@Firleycat
Freakazoid reference FTW!
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John PerrySeptember 2, 2011 at 6:22 AM
@GameBuddy
Arrested Development reference FTW!
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CodricSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:22 AM
I don't like Trixie. The only person she seems to love is herself. Okay, just like me...
She think's, she's the greatest person/ pony in the universe. ... Just like me.
She just lives for her own advantage. ... Just... like me.
She makes Lasershow's with her magical unicorn power. Just like... hm, no. But it's cool, though.

Okay, she's kind of... cool... or something.
So, what will I do?
Learn to beat an Ursa Major.
NOT apologize! She's just cool, when she's unreasonably.

Waiting until season 2. Like I'm doing since I've seen "The Best Night Ever". >.<
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Fire.EsperSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:25 AM
The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie posts saucy pictures of herself in the Internet in her spare time.

Just like me.
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DJLowriderSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:25 AM
I'd come back to Ponyville with a new show with even better tricks and challenge Twilight Sparkle to a proper magical showdown. And if I fail at that, then I challenge her to a pinecone eating contest.

In the process I'd probably try to make amends with the mane six as well, though Twilight will forever remain my rival in magic (friends can be rivals and remain friends.)
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TwistinthunderSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:26 AM
cry
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MookeSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:30 AM
1) Learn battle magic
2) Go out hunting dragons for their treasure
3) Buy ponyville
4) Evict Twilight Sparkle from my property and claim her library for myself (I'll get more use out of it than she does).
5) Learn secrets of the "elements of harmony" use to send Princess Celestia to the sun.
6)Acquire Throne of Cantalot, proclaim myself queen.
7)Lock Twilight Sparkle in a dungeon in a place where I banish her to.
8) See the rest of the main six scattered about the kingdom so they can't organise a rebellion.
9)Send Luna to the moon.
10) Found my own religion.
11) Force everyone to call me the Great Holy and powerful Queen Trixie.
12) Make self immortal.
13)???
14)???
15) Nope, I've got nothing left I want to do.
16)???
17)???
18) I guess, go to war?
19) Instate self as immortal emperor of the world.
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Cloudy SkiesSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:31 AM
Take it to the next level. Start speaking of myself in FOURTH person.
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PH BronySeptember 2, 2011 at 6:31 AM
Get shipped with myself.
Then after that, Find Twilight.
Find Me IRL.
???
PROFIT x infinity
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leaflet757September 2, 2011 at 6:34 AM
read more about constelations and how to stop them^^
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PegasusGosheySeptember 2, 2011 at 6:34 AM
obviously, rape twilight with tentacles
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Mr. NuttSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:34 AM
After realising I screwed up big time by trying to fix the problem with Celestia's magic I then write a note for Trixie that she can read when I'm suddenly somepony else about how to be loved without being so mean... and see how Twilight reacts to the friendship letter from Celestia.
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CupsSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:36 AM
Move to Ponyville without the cape and hat, never referencing the magic act or anything. If anypony asks I'd just tell them it's a stage presence and really I'm not like that but I'm sorry if I ruffled any fur. I'd do all sorts of nice things for everypony and make tons of friends and go on silly little adventures and enjoy slice-of-life moments with various Ponyvillians.

But then, when everypony least suspected it, that is when The Great and Powerful Trixie would enact her super devious plan: the REAL reason the Great and Powerful Trixie returned to Ponyville. The show must go on... forever! Mwahahahahaha!

Nah, I'd just hug Twilight and make up and ask her if she'd like to touch my cutie mark. And if not, well, I heard Berry Punch as a drunken nymphomaniac lesbian pony has been confirmed for canon so I'd just hit her up. <3
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Solar FlairSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:36 AM
@dialgex >les boastful
>les bo
>lesbo

I saw what you did there.

Anyway, I would...

-Help people in need randomly with my magic.
-Chill around Ponyville, just having my wheat-grass smoothie or whatever. That's right! JUST CHILL.
-Put on a charity magic show for burnt kids or something.
-Sloppy makeouts with Seth at some point.
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TrixterSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:37 AM
1. Go to Ponyville and act nice.
2. Speak normally.
3. Speak in a deadpan manner.
4. See the reactions.
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CelestiaSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:40 AM
Find whoever has been bouncing me around different ponies like a ping pong ball, trick them into putting everyting right. Then banish them to generation 3.5.

Also write a love letter to Blueblood so Trixie gets a surprise when back to normal.
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Chucklesmoke SpraySeptember 2, 2011 at 6:41 AM
Open the portal to Equestria.
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VonCloudSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:43 AM
Create sexual tension between me and Twilight Sparkle.

Since no one said it yet, why not?
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moerkoetSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:43 AM
Keep repeating my cue background theme.
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Narwhals' BendSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:44 AM
1. Admire myself in a mirror.
2. Go meet Luna because she is best pony.
3. Wait until it rains to go to Twilight's treehouse. The tell her my parents are dead once I'm inside. Then say something about my mother being dead again and how much it means to me. Then starts some Twixie.
4. Repeat.
5. Repeat because that's all that ever happens.
6. Be awesome, but not as awesome as Luna or Twilight.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:46 AM
Do ALL the magics
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:47 AM
The Great and Powerful Trixie does not need to tell YOU what she plans to do.
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AshtraskaSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:48 AM
Stalk Twilight Sparkle and steal her socks.
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Lazy LunaSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:49 AM
Proof that I'm NOT an antagonist, then, start boasting and bragging about anything.
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JamesSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:50 AM
I would be great and powerful.
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jeremiahSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:50 AM
get with twilight............
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:51 AM
Evidently I would take over the Equestria Daily banner *scoffs*
Stupid foal, it should have been I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE, all along anyway
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LukeSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:54 AM
I would transform myself back into Rainbow Dash or Celestia, but I now suck at magic...
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XkhaozSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:56 AM
Take over Equestria Daily :3
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UnknownSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:57 AM
@Solar Flair It was actually just a speeling error, but I like what you did there.
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Killsteal_WolfSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:57 AM
Replace Twilight Sparkle as the Main Character of the show. My Little Pony: Trixie is Magic!
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UnknownSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:58 AM
i would go and organize an anti-magic army and kill all the more powerful unicorns so i could be the best at magic
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Choo1701September 2, 2011 at 6:58 AM
talk in the third person.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:59 AM
The Great and Powerful Trixie will master greater powers than ever before, by supplanting the Chaos Gods and stealing their power!
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KezarimSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:01 AM
1) Find myself an attitude.
2) Put on the best und most funny magic shows in all of equestria, but without the part where everypony hates you.
3) Ask Twi to teach me some of her tricks
4) Pull some pranks with pinky and dashie.
5) Fall in love with octavia, become her stage magician. (well, you didn't see that one coming, did you?)
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UnknownSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:01 AM
How can Is suck at spelling this bad?!
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UnknownSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:02 AM
@Kezarim I like what you did there.
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Springtime BluesSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:03 AM
Advise other street performers that the hicks of ponyville don't quite get how stage shows work.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:04 AM
return to ponyville to prove those ponyvillians that The Great and Powerful TRIXIE is still the greatest unicorn that have ever lived!, even better than that purple unicorn Twilight Sparkle.
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Admiral SparkleSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:05 AM
Seduce Sethisto...
I got Cereal as Rarity, might as well go for the whole set! (Do Lyra next, I need Phoe too.)
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XxMlgCptMTxXSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:05 AM
Hopefully come back in season 2?
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EwyndallSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:06 AM
I'm The Great and Powerful Trixie?
Hmmmmm
Master the dark arts amidst my boiling lust for revenge!!!

When the moment is right, I will face Twilight and show her who really is the GREATEST and MOST POWERFUL unicorn in Equestria !!! I will rain bloody revenge and destruction upon Ponyville, nightmares will become reality as I sweep through the land !!!

...
...

But then, I get a much better idea.
I throw away the entire plan and make out with Twi. ^-^
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Nick R.September 2, 2011 at 7:10 AM
Befriend the Nightmare...
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Waffle134September 2, 2011 at 7:12 AM
Lie through my teeth about how I single handedly defeated 7 hydras to save Stalliongrad.
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UnponySeptember 2, 2011 at 7:13 AM
Constantly refer to myself in the third person and speak aloud my every thought no matter how trivial or inappropriate.
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DramelSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:13 AM
Sleep on a bench and like it.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:14 AM
Captchalogue Ursa Major.
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mat-shadesSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:15 AM
find twilight, tell her I'm sorry then stick with her for about a month and go on my own way after every pony finds out I'm good after all.

go around the world of equestria and perform my amazing shows and try not to be better as much as I did before.
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Apsuenbwyfer11September 2, 2011 at 7:15 AM
Have a magic duel with twilight just to compare out abilities again. Then, At Sugarcube corner, when everyone's there, I'll tell stories about my travels and the origin of my new attire :P
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GreyyoSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:15 AM
travel from city to city entertaining the ponies of equstria, in a non-insulting manner. because trixie is cool now
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NightbreakSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:22 AM
@Select Few

Big Mac/Trixie = Matrix. Or Maxie.
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DitSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:23 AM
"Al, why do I keep leaping into the same place?"
"Ziggy says you'll just keep jumping until you've corrected something in the life of each pony."
"You know something Al, I'm not sure that I even want to get home anymore. Maybe I'll just stay here as a pony forever"
"You lucky bastard..."
-Quantum Leap season 6 episode 1
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WhiteoutSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:24 AM
Be smug.

No, more smug than you just pictured.

There is no limit to how smug the Great And Powerful Trixie can be.
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Apsuenbwyfer11September 2, 2011 at 7:26 AM
If anyone's read "of Mares and Magic" (i think thats the title) you'll know what Trixie is wearing. I'm jealous that I don't have anything like it. I really need to travel so I CAN get some treasures like her.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:28 AM
Change my magic act to something a bit more comedic.

Hire a mute colt as my assistant.

Become known as "Trix and Teller."
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elizalishlySeptember 2, 2011 at 7:29 AM
The Great and Powerful Trixie would NEVER talk about what she does in her spare time whilst referring to herself in the first person. How gauche!
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Lazy LunaSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:31 AM
@Sethisto, I hope you DO know, that the picture is, in fact, Trixie the Magnificent?
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Apsuenbwyfer11September 2, 2011 at 7:36 AM
@Lazy Luna yeah, i noticed that when i went to save and download it to make it my blogger picture. for some reason its not working D:
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:40 AM
Not wait until morning to disturb myself.
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irememberthingsSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:42 AM
clop to myself and make twixie happen.

Then, just basically troll everyone.
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pmcollectorboySeptember 2, 2011 at 7:43 AM
Rename a certain ship into the S.S. More-powerful-than-Batman-Superman-Spiderman-and-the-Incredible-Hulk-put-together-but-still-not-as-powerful-as-the-Great-and-Powerful-Trixie.

Then curse myself for running out of space at Gre...
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ShingoSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:46 AM
1. Get a new hat and cape.
2. Refer to myself in the third person.
3. Three shots of whiskey.
4. Find Berry Punch and drink with her. She seems like a fun drinking buddy.
5. Stumble around Ponyville in a drunken haze laughing my ass off with Berry.
6. Go to Twilight's library to talk.
7. Tell her that the universe is nothing but a fictional creation created by a human by the name of Lauren Faust and that all of her and her friend's actions are being watched for entertainment. She'd probably assume that it's just the booze talking.
8. Make a bet with Twilight about what will happen at the Gala, at Appleloosa, and during Winter Wrap up. Thus securing some funds for Trixie.
9a. Sober up.
9b. Read some books about different types of magic.
10. ...shit I didn't think I'd be her this long.
11. Write a note to Trixie explaining why she has a 24 hour gap in her memory, and why she's probably hungover.
12. Invite Twilight and her friends to go drinking.
13. Blackout.
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The Social HereticSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:47 AM
Figure out why I am now a pony of the opposite sex. Then, start shooting around random spells, to see what the full extent of my power is. Then come up with a plan to summon Cthulhu, along the lines of;
1) Collect all the dirty laundry in equestria
2) ????
3) Profit!
4) ????
5) Cthulhu is summoned!Figure out why I am now a pony of the opposite sex. Then, start shooting around random spells, to see what the full extent of my power is. Then come up with a plan to summon Cthulhu, along the lines of;
1) Collect all the dirty laundry in equestria
2) ????
3) Profit!
4) ????
5) Cthulhu is summoned!
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Masterge77September 2, 2011 at 7:49 AM
I'd rather be Rainbow Dash again, as I really don't like Trixie that much...
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Sergent RainbowSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:58 AM
@staplesponge

Sounds good to me!
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Solar FlairSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:02 AM
@Legendgreat You try to do so, but that is an URSA MINOR, not an URSA MAJOR, and it is too fat.

Damn fat babies.
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GadvacSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:11 AM
@Fallin' Winter
Nice, very nice.

I'd TAKE BACK MY HONOR! Or something like that. New magic show, no boasting? Maybe just a fireworks show.
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DatRandomGuySeptember 2, 2011 at 8:15 AM
Show those NEIGHSAYERS who's boss.
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DELC17September 2, 2011 at 8:18 AM
Find SETHISTO and give him what he's always wanted
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Batty GloomSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:26 AM
Go back to Ponyville and apologize.

....what? That's what I would do...
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MuffinsforeverSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:28 AM
Say hi to Seth, then walk away.

Then walk up to Twilight, kiss her passionately, then turn her into a Kumquat.

Then reveal myself as Luna

TRololololooolol
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cloudrifterSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:31 AM
Become the...............BATMARE
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Magical TrevorSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:31 AM
The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie would keep keep doing what she's doing, and destroy the rumors starting to abound about her having an older twin brother named Trevor! Trixie TRIED to explain that he only exists because some old codger interrupted the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie while she was saving her hometown from an Ursa major, but nooooooooo! Stupid old man! At first, Trixie pretended that they were twins, but when she had enough, she told him the truth and left! It's time that thus rumor comes to a halt!

After that? Why, the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie would continue to be the best, of course! One will get to perform for the Princesses, you know! Trixie will show them that Trixie has WAY more talent than that... That Twilight! Then they will make TRIXIE their student, and NOPONY will be able to stand up to the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie!

(If only one had room to type more on one's iPod...)
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TosxychorSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Repair my cart. Then stay in Ponyville for amusement, hijinks, and occasional shipping.
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Celestia's BeardSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:37 AM
Grow a beard to try and match Celestia's
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PustuliooooooSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:37 AM
Hmmm, if I were the Great and Powerful Trixie...

"On first order of business I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, shall release her first musical smash hit entitled "LOADSAMAGIC (Doing up the show)" to which all Equestria shall listen to and love! Second, Trixie shall pronounce her love for the pony who humiliated her in Ponyville! Third... Trixie is still perplexed upon what to do third...
Fourth, The Great and Powerful Trixie shall obtain Loads a bits and become sole ruler of Equestria! Hahaha!"
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Overlong Analysis CobaltSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:39 AM
Come up with new puns to use in my new and improved act.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:47 AM
Well, "vengeance" is the last thing on my mind. I simply need to start from scratch and rebuild my act, and keep clear of that little hick town until I'm famous enough for my reputation as A PERFORMER to precede me.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:48 AM
Be the most magical equine in all of Equestria.
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JohuotarSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Say no, no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely no to Seth.

Like here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO8T3mkRsZ0
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HaileoSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Make Twixie love, and also make love to myself all day.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:13 AM
Stop being a bitch and ship the hell out of Twilight Sparkle.
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KTSSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:16 AM
1. Buy a new cape and hat
2. Refer to myself in the third person
3. Get myself a new house
4. Back to Ponyville to treat my neigh sayer a lesson
5. Make Twilight's magic weaker somehow.
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Twilight OtakuSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:17 AM
1. Slap myself for being an idiot
2. Realize my real talent is show magic
3. Become a real artist
4. Go to Ponyville and apologize to everypony
5. Be Twilight's BFF
6. ????
7. Happiness!
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Logan WarnerSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Spend all of season 2 getting enuff character development while occasionally seeing Twilight to make Twixie a believable possibility between seasons. Also, tell Rarity about Spike's crush for the lulz and/or cute romance, I win each way.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Get my own mini series. My talent is obviously not respected on this silly show!
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Colegate55September 2, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Think of even better adjectives to add in front of my name.
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InkySeptember 2, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Confess my undying love for Twilight.
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Wolfe KuPoSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:26 AM
@staplesponge

this, get shipped with Twilight for no reason and be Great and Powerful, also use more fireworks magic
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YixionSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Marry Sethisto, Then write a fic about it!
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MahnaSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:35 AM
I ship myself with Twilight and Zecora, then by our powers comebined (mostly through what ever potion Zecora and I are using to control Twilight), I the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE will Take Over Equestria!
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RaefireSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:36 AM
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RaefireSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Y'know, with all the Trixie art on the web, I'm surprised I haven't seen a mashup with her and The Boulder from Avatar: The Last Airbender. I mean it's almost a no-brainer comic:

Panel 1 - The Boulder being pushed towards a TV by Trixie. "The Boulder feels conflicted about watching a little girl's TV show!"

Panel 2 - The Boulder captivated by the show, while Trixie points at the TV. No dialogue.

Panel 3 - The Boulder hugging a smiling Trixie. "The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in friendship and magic!"

I'd draw it myself, but I can't draw in A:TLA's detailed style...
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RonglarSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:55 AM
"What would I do as Trixie..."

Twilight Sparkle
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SindiewenSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:56 AM
I! The Great and Powerful Sindiewen has no need to be this "clone" using the same title as me (on steam anyways)!
Has this "Great and Powerful" Trixie ever defeated an Unbercharged Heavy? Or a Level 3 Sentry gun with just Your knife?

I think not!
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MihailKSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:57 AM
@Ronglar
I second that.
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Forty2September 2, 2011 at 10:00 AM
@Raefire Why didn't I ever think of that? Seconded. Someone get on it!
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TimberSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:02 AM
The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't need to tell you what she would do. Suffice to say it would be so utterly amazing that your pitiful excuae for an existence would cease to matter, not that it did before.
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TromponySeptember 2, 2011 at 10:02 AM
i cast magic missle.
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Blaues LichtSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Ugh...
The great and powerfull Trixie is far to exhausted to answer such trivial question.
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EHeroFlareNeosSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:06 AM
As the Great and Powerful Trixie, I would marvel at how powerful the Great and Powerful Trixie is while showing off just how good the Great and Powerful Trixie is at magic!
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CelysusSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Snuggle Twilight.
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ToonNinjaSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Realize that this whole "wake up as a different pony" thing isn't going to let up, and just go get hammered or something.
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GoogleIsFreakingAnnoyingMeRightNowSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Kill myself.
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OmaticSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Grab a magic book and start studying. Hard.
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The RPGeniusSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Lie to myself and others about not being a powerless, unlikable charlatan and utter failure. Then I'd finish up by not being in Season 2 (thank Celestia).
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MasqueradeSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:19 AM
The Great and Powerful Trixie is tired of becoming a new pony every day.
And so am I...
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DrakengardeSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:19 AM
1) Storm Canterlot
2) Attempt to overthrow Celestia
3) Fail. Miserably.
4) Scheme on how to get off the moon.
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MasqueradeSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
Or fireworks...
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HeimdalSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Anything I want. The Great and Powerful Trixie is just better than you.

...Wonder why fans think I hate the purple unicorn for doing something I was merely unprepared for? I don't even know her name. That little backwater wizard did well, and she was clearly prepared. No mage can just roll out of bed in the middle of the night and take on a giant bear. If being Great and Powerful was so easy, then I wouldn't be the only one.
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ReadToastsSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Well, her number came up.
*pun intended
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Pat1711September 2, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Tain myself in the ways of magic and show Twilight up the next time I come to Ponyville and be the best damn pony I could be (not as if she already isn't ;3)
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FenrirXFenrisSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Ship myself with everypony
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EzhikSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Make myself a better reputation, leave Trixie notes, get Twilight to fix me.
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Lupus AlbusSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:50 AM
I'll slowly and seductively walk over to Sethisto, lean in close, and whisper,

"Why the hell are you up at 5 AM?"
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RakujiSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:56 AM
I'll put on my robe and wizard hat.
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VoltaireSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:58 AM
so that would mean trixie is in my body if I switched with her? ...
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GET ME TWILIGHT AND FIX THIS NOW.
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BastoffSeptember 2, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Bastoff already talks about himself in third person so he would not change much.
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BluePikmin27September 2, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Be incredibly happy for the rest of forever.

...Because I'm the best-looking, most powerful pony in Equestria. Time to prove it.

Also, that picture is FANASTIC.
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DeRockProjectSeptember 2, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Be even more obnoxious, when clearly poor, homeless, and absolutely pitiful.

That would be adorable XD
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TheCutieMarkCrusaderSeptember 2, 2011 at 11:20 AM
HOUDINI!
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RainbowSethSeptember 2, 2011 at 11:37 AM
I The Great And Powerful Trixie! Shall drink this hayshake. Okay...you two baffons that keep following me can leave now.
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SombreonSeptember 2, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Eat pine cones...
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ShannonSeptember 2, 2011 at 11:54 AM
I will impregnate my own self multiple times, giving way to an entire generation of Great and Powerful Trixies, until we overtake ALL OF EQUESTRIA.

AND I WILL BE THE GREATEST AND MOST POWERFUL OF ALL, AND LORD MY GREATNESS AND POWERFULNESS OVER THEM

FOREVER
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dw1482September 2, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Are you saying that there would be something that I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE! would NOT be able to do!?
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luna loverSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:10 PM
i, the great and powerful Trixie would go and create the best magic show ever and tell little ponys of my heroism
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BlueNightSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:18 PM
The Great And Powerful Trixie has discovered, using this computer box thing, a talent exhibition called America's Got Talent. Now obviously, being the only pony in the show would give The Great And Powerful Trixie an advantage from the start. However, being transported (or transformed?) to this world without apparatus would cancel the advantage. Therefore, The Great And Powerful Trixie would start by studying the apparatus of this world's prestidigitators, and devise new, more stunning, more show-stopping tricks than ever before!

And if Piers even THINKS about putting his hand on that buzzer, The Great And Powerful Trixie will show him how sharp a unicorn's horn can be...
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MegapodeSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Chew delicious scenery.
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DCNPonySeptember 2, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Produce the grrrrreatest magic show ever seen by pony eyes!
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DVegaSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:37 PM
learn more powerful magic to later get revenge on Ponyville
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Dr.FailSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:47 PM
1. I kill Twilight.
2. I destroy Ponyville.
3. I become rich and famous.
4. ???
5. Profit!
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MrSchinkenSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:51 PM
My level: 70
Trixies level: 100
This should explain it.
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ActionScripter9109September 2, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Run away.
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zaroponySeptember 2, 2011 at 1:11 PM
wear my hat
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DPV111September 2, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Stop speaking in the 3rd person.
Start speaking in the 2nd person.
Switch careers to game master.
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LucidSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:23 PM
I would totally do Twilight.
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MaxamoniumSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Convince everypony that no matter how much they want, the mane six are not lesbians, and they should stop writing shipping fanfics.

Yes, I ruin people's fun.

haters gon' hate.
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OverkilliusSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:23 PM
I actually took a personality test and I turned out to be ENTJ Trixie. At first I thought "Trixie?? That's not Rarity at all!" Then I realized I wasn't nearly as emotional and whatnot as Rarity is. So then I blamed the chart for sticking me with Trixie. Then the MLR Skype chat decided to do a 2 hour compo (you have to hours to make a song based on a theme) about the character the personality test says they are. I sortof finished my song and I realized how great and powerful "Trixie's Revenge" turned out and was pretty happy with it. Most of the entries were short and not notable... but there were three that happened to be somewhat decent... AND THEY WERE ALL ABOUT TWILIGHT (thats not to say there weren't other notable entries). I figure if I win this compo then I am some sort of Turbo Trixie and that would make me The Greatest and Most Powerful ever. If I lose then I guess I'll post what I'd do if I were Trixie (because then I practically would be).(votes are in in an hour and thirty minutes) But for now I'm going to ignore this post because I am potentially better than Trixie at being better under 3x the circumstances.
And then MFW when I lose to Fluttershy instead >:[
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Tears of a ValedictorianSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:42 PM
At the start of Trixie's magic show, before shit got real, fluttershy looked really excited in the audience, like "oh wow, I'm gonna see a *show*!"

Then things got unpleasant and some idiot kids summoned an ursa minor.

So I'd give Fluttershy a proper magic show.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:53 PM
Ship myself with Gilda, just to shock everyone.
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McGackSeptember 2, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Inform everyone how I have no reason to apologize to anypony because they were heckling me at my show and it is standard business for a performer to deal with them. While reminding everypony that it is the idiot dragon's fault for egging on the two other idiots into bringing an ursa to town. While also pointing out that anypony no matter how powerful is going to be at a massive disadvantage if they have just woken up in the middle of night.
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BladecutterSeptember 2, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Why, the Great and Powerful Trixie would be doing Twilight Sparkle in her spare time, of course.
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PinstarSeptember 2, 2011 at 2:30 PM
The next time Ponyville has a carnival I would come and setup a dunk-tank and put myself in it and charge a bit per toss.

I would leave town at the end of the day severely waterlogged but filthy rich.
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Appear in season 2, and find a way to change my voice that I find so annoying not even I can deal with.
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kawolineSeptember 2, 2011 at 2:48 PM
use magic to look like a colt, make twilight fall in love with me, change back and gloat
then magic battle!
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Emil BjörnfotSeptember 2, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Fail at life? Be a bitch? Get raped by Seth?
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DR RiddlesSeptember 2, 2011 at 3:12 PM
I would have some fun with my magic!
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Pinkamina Diane PieSeptember 2, 2011 at 3:26 PM
I already told you! I am Luna now! FOREVER!
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DoubleMallowSeptember 2, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Immediately kill myself.
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DoubleMallowSeptember 2, 2011 at 3:43 PM
@DR Riddles
Lol, what magic?
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Since GPT already knows a bunch of low level D+D wizard spells, GPT shall find a fighter (Pokey?), cleric (Redheart?) and thief (Applebloom!) and go adventuring in the Everfree forest.

Snails can be the torchbearer. Sorry, Snips, you're useless.
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DoubleMallowSeptember 2, 2011 at 3:49 PM
@McGack
"Deal with them"
>use unnecessarily rude, crude and overly harsh methods of "Dealing" with them after lying about doing the equivalent of stopping a nuke from hitting a town with one's bare hands.
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Rising_ChaosSeptember 2, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Be hilariously arrogant
And have fun with it
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Forty2September 2, 2011 at 3:55 PM
This is unfortunate, since Trixie is a STAGE magician, and I'm normally more of a backstage-type of person.

Well, I'll do the only thing I can: Ham it up, LIKE A BOSS.
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H3llpon3September 2, 2011 at 4:03 PM
The Great and Powerful Twixie would refer to herself in the third person.

....
then ditch Twilight to be with best pony Rainbow Dash
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silentkilerXSeptember 2, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I would...

1. I would force my OC to have angry sex with me.

2. Kill myself.
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HeroInfernoSeptember 2, 2011 at 4:11 PM
I've been waiting for this.
If I were THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE, I would do the following;
1. Eat a Twix bar.
2. Tease Seth constantly (who wouldn't?)
3. Put on an amazing magic show.
4. Walk in a patch of poison joke just to see what happens.
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OverkilliusSeptember 2, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Yup I'm horribly bad alright. Since I'm actually Trixie now...

First I would not seek revenge on Twilight, I would simply work to restore my reputation as a great performer. No Twixie unless I get to use her to restore my former glory.
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K9saurusSeptember 2, 2011 at 4:24 PM
@HeroInferno
Nothing would happen, Trixie already is a joke.
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hafSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:40 PM
i would do nothing
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