You Are Now Rarity

by Sethisto

What do you do?

277 comments:

NalykAugust 29, 2011 at 4:00 AM
Make dresses
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DJ RBDashAugust 29, 2011 at 4:01 AM
CUT OFF MY TAIL!
IT'S THE PERFECT SEASON!
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NalykAugust 29, 2011 at 4:01 AM
Also try to bend time with the magic to go forward 19 days and 2 hours
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DawnsingerAugust 29, 2011 at 4:02 AM
Freak everypony out by going over to Sweet Apple Acres and doing farm chores.
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RainboomGuyAugust 29, 2011 at 4:03 AM
Cut off my tail, and wear it as a mustache.
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KezarimAugust 29, 2011 at 4:04 AM
Be adorable and awesome. Also: Make dresses. Warm ones, because it's getting freaking cold here.
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MedicShyAugust 29, 2011 at 4:05 AM
i go back to being fluttershy
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James CorckAugust 29, 2011 at 4:06 AM
Oh Darling!

How could I cut off my tail? That season is already over! Besides, I have a lot of work to do! I just received an order of designs from Hoity Toity's Boutique in Canterlot and he demands to get them done by tuesday! I'm quite busy as you see so, if you don't mind, I need to focus on this.
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the_guy_with_more_names_than_friendsAugust 29, 2011 at 4:06 AM
Ask myself why this is News.
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Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceAugust 29, 2011 at 4:06 AM
FABULOSITY!
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DitAugust 29, 2011 at 4:06 AM
I do all the normal stuff, work on dresses, see some friends... What's important is that I look better than everypony else while I do it. And I DO look better than them.
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AlAugust 29, 2011 at 4:07 AM
1. Use magic to find lots of gems.
2. Get Spike to dig up said gems.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
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LeopardmoonAugust 29, 2011 at 4:07 AM
Make Dresses, sing.... try and handle Opal essence
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FelouaAugust 29, 2011 at 4:07 AM
Complain(maybe whine) and make Rainbow Dash dress in style. And of course be fabulous darling.
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Cobalt CometAugust 29, 2011 at 4:07 AM
Be FABULOUS of course!

And make myself and my friends many awesome outfits.

Also, marshmallows.
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 4:08 AM
I become either Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy again because pegasi are better.
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MarshallAugust 29, 2011 at 4:08 AM
Spend all day talking into a tape recorder, then play it back so I could listen to my fabulously sexy voice.

Plus whining. Because that would be fun.
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00DayMan00August 29, 2011 at 4:11 AM
be a secret ninja
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 4:11 AM
Act like a narcissistic bourgeois bitch that would probably be a villain on any other cartoon.

Yeah, I don't like Rarity too much.
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ADavidO1987August 29, 2011 at 4:12 AM
Find Gems
Sell them
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FizzeccAugust 29, 2011 at 4:12 AM
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Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceAugust 29, 2011 at 4:12 AM
Pretend to be Twilight, for she is the fairest, most beautiful pony in all the land. And don't even get me started on how smart she is, darling. That girl is a certifiable genius! Oh, if only I could be that smart and that beautiful!
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OverkilliusAugust 29, 2011 at 4:12 AM
I would be the best pony obviously.
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MushiousAugust 29, 2011 at 4:16 AM
Use my unicorn magic to turn into Twilight Sparkle.
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RichiePopsAugust 29, 2011 at 4:16 AM
Go to the spa with Fluttershy and just to be real nice give Spike a kiss.
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 4:17 AM
Spend some quality time with Sweetie Belle.
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keneticpestAugust 29, 2011 at 4:18 AM
Be fabulous.
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C.W.August 29, 2011 at 4:18 AM
I practice my marital arts, and then go have tea with fluttershy, and then see how poor twilight is getting along with her reading.
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FizzeccAugust 29, 2011 at 4:19 AM
I would get more gems for Spike. Havin' fun on his reaction.
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Ditzy DerpAugust 29, 2011 at 4:20 AM
Why this is wonderful, everyone will recognize the fabulosity of this sitiation~IDEA~
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DamhoofAugust 29, 2011 at 4:21 AM
IAMOKWITHTHIS.JPG

Though id have to learn how to make dresses and sew and erm... be generous.
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2007excalibur2007August 29, 2011 at 4:22 AM
>didn't ask what I (we) would do.

I-I'm--... RARITY!?!?

fffffFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---

*turns into a marshmallow*
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LoveFluttershyAugust 29, 2011 at 4:23 AM
More Dresses than my body has room for.
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Laurence BrownAugust 29, 2011 at 4:23 AM
Shoot myself, as I have now morphed into my least favorite pony.

*sighs* Okay, okay. I'll try to be serious here. Let's see...

Hmm..

Hold on, I'm trying, honest!

Crap.

Nope, best I can do is have fun at everypony's expense by inventing a new fashion trend that is awful looking ("Yes, darling, I'm positively certain that putting brightly colored bags around your tail is all the rage in Canterlot right now! I hear Princess Celestia herself is doing it!") Then I make a fortune selling gaudy looking tail bags. Then I proceed to use that money to buy a store in Canterlot, leave my country hick friends behind, and live the glorious life of a fashionista in Canterlot as I've always dreamed of.

Sweetie Belle? What about her? She can live in the Carousel Boutique building after I move out. If Scootaloo doesn't need parental supervision, neither does my sister, dang it!
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CelestiaAugust 29, 2011 at 4:24 AM
Use Spike as a pincushion again. Just becuase.
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rootAugust 29, 2011 at 4:25 AM
What do I do? Look fabulous.
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mat-shadesAugust 29, 2011 at 4:28 AM
take spike and go find gems, and let him have a share

go to the spa to get refreshed with fluttershy

go to sugar cube corner to get something to eat, and avoid staining myself

brush my mane a couple hundred times

watch over the crusaders while designing dresses
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mat-shadesAugust 29, 2011 at 4:28 AM
oh and look fabulous too
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 4:28 AM
kill my self
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UnknownAugust 29, 2011 at 4:29 AM
1.Insult Rocks.
2.Insult Applejack.
3.Design dresses&Stuff.
4.Put Spike in said dresses.
5.Insult Spike.
6.Turn the males of Ponyville into my own personal army.
7.Attack Canterlot, Insult Celestia and force Luna to wear socks.
8.Insult Moon rocks for the next 1,000 years.
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Jack W. ShawAugust 29, 2011 at 4:30 AM
teach my sister that it is not ok to be a thread derailAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

also I would ask myself why my special talent is finding gems but I make dresses.
are the dresses I make just a byproduct of my true talent? is the fact I have such a phobia of geting dirty just me avoiding my true destiny as a miner? why do fans hate me so much?
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Fallin' WinterAugust 29, 2011 at 4:31 AM
Piece by piece, putting it together
Why I'm here, able to make dresses really quick
Able to act proper and nicely
Rarity and ball my one true ship
Even though it seems I'm always chasing
That perfect gentle colt and always failing
Now I can't handle stress

Trying hard to figure out the details
Jewels that shine? Could all of these gems really be mine?
Why can't my talent be starting fires?
Maybe I should just close and retire
Who has pedi's when they don't have nails?
Do I even end up making sales?
I'll donate every dress.

This isn't funny, least Pinkie Pie had parties
and Fluttershy had her bunnies
What does Rarity have? She makes whining look easy.

*Stopped here to keep the comment from eating the page length*
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Admiral SparkleAugust 29, 2011 at 4:31 AM
Seduce Cereal Velocity.
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ZAquanimusAugust 29, 2011 at 4:31 AM
Be FABULOUS!~
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UnknownAugust 29, 2011 at 4:33 AM
Oh, almost forgot:
9.Wonder how I'm turning into all of these ponies, then figure out how to control it, so I can turn into Big Mac.

Eee-yup.
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UnknownAugust 29, 2011 at 4:35 AM
@Fallin' Winter
You win.
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K9saurusAugust 29, 2011 at 4:39 AM
I guess I would have to go troll Spike by leading him on. =P
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Fallin' WinterAugust 29, 2011 at 4:41 AM
@Select Few
Yay~ Too bad I didn't think of doing one parody per pony until Pinkie Pie. Granted Rainbow Dash and Twilight never really had any songs. I can't think of what I'd do for Applejack either.

Also as a disclaimer, I don't hate Rarity. That's just how my parody ended up. I was *this* close to adding in a line about her plot.
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DemiGlitchAugust 29, 2011 at 4:42 AM
Be sexy
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TrixterAugust 29, 2011 at 4:42 AM
Look at myself in the mirror.
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 4:45 AM
Well, I'm a unicorn again. I head over to Twilight's and continue working on the spell, as well as a counter measure to place on my body- Oh dear. Rarity must be having a conniption being stuck in my body. Male, crappy hair, bland clothes, slightly pudgy. If I come back to everyone thinking I've come out of the closet or something, I'm gonna have to hurt somepony. Anyway, continues spell work with Twilight so as to fix this whole pony body switching nonsense. Also a protective spell on my own body so this stops happening.
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Cassie TrumanAugust 29, 2011 at 4:45 AM
Flirt wildly with Applejack, just to see her reaction.

Then say that Spike put me up to it.
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Rarity-FanAugust 29, 2011 at 4:45 AM
BE THE MOST FABULOUS PONY EVER!!!!
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UnknownAugust 29, 2011 at 4:47 AM
make dresses, so many dresses
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LemoniteAugust 29, 2011 at 4:48 AM
suicide

But no seriously,
I'd try not to act so stuck up for a WHOLE DAY!
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 4:51 AM
Be pretty ^^
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MuffinsforeverAugust 29, 2011 at 4:51 AM
Be fabulous.

Then make dresses, make dresses, and, oh yes, make more dresses.

Then Applejack.

Finally, mess with Cereal
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TrivialAugust 29, 2011 at 4:53 AM
Rob banks. I maen, imagine what people would tell the police. Then their faces when the look at the security videos...
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KFJAugust 29, 2011 at 4:55 AM
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum du dum...

*Singing ensues*
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GypsyAugust 29, 2011 at 4:55 AM
out all the 59+ comments i just read WHY AM I GUNNA BE THE FIRST ONE TO SAY "IM GOING TO WHINE"?!?!?!?

i am disappoint
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Killsteal_WolfAugust 29, 2011 at 4:58 AM
Use my charms to create a Male Pony Army.
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bobmortarAugust 29, 2011 at 4:58 AM
I'm gonna whine about why I became my least favourite pony...
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DarcyblueAugust 29, 2011 at 4:58 AM
i rarity, will go and find my destiny
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FlintLockAugust 29, 2011 at 4:59 AM
I don't have the first clue how to make a dress, so I'd leave that one alone. Instead I might go to the spa with Fluttershy. Or just go talk to Twilight Sparkle about the whole bodyswap thing so I can figure out how to get my own human body over to Equestria.
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 5:01 AM
Be the best pony.
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herpyderpyAugust 29, 2011 at 5:02 AM
I make the most FABULOUS dress in all of Equestria!

out of pony skin
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UnponyAugust 29, 2011 at 5:04 AM
Spend some quality time with Sweetie Belle and sing Art of the Dress because even if I'm not Pinkie Pie I still had one of the best songs damn it!
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Pinkamina Diane PieAugust 29, 2011 at 5:04 AM
I already explained what I would do as Rarity when I was Twilight. Of course then I said I would turn myself into Rarity, which might be easier now. I would be fashionable, go to the spa with Fluttershy, design dresses, and maybe even yell at Sweetie Belle.
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CTAugust 29, 2011 at 5:05 AM
@Sun Ray
"1. Cuddle Sweetie Belle."
My thoughts exactly. Quality time with the little sister is top priority.
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HirroAugust 29, 2011 at 5:05 AM
Rariquest across Equestria while playing the Brodyquest song on loop via loudspeakers.
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ErroneousAugust 29, 2011 at 5:05 AM
Look fabulous darling!
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C4-HertzAugust 29, 2011 at 5:09 AM
Ok, I had a spiel and it got delete, but it was about hanging out with Twi RBD and PP, and how I'd have to make dresses and deal with sweetiedrelle
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 5:10 AM
@Fallin' Winter

I believe someone ordered 9001 internets?
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Fallin' WinterAugust 29, 2011 at 5:14 AM
@Twahlaght Spahkluh
Oh my, now where am I going to put all of those internets. I really didn't think this through. Maybe more singing will solve my problems. It works for all the other ponies.
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BronodeAugust 29, 2011 at 5:15 AM
Weaponise gem manipulation talents.

Become most fabulous mercenary in Equestria.
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Al-AsadAugust 29, 2011 at 5:18 AM
marry it a rich colt (or filly)
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KShrikeAugust 29, 2011 at 5:20 AM
I am now the worst pony?

Ooh... tough.

Whine of course.

"But I thought you wanted whining!"
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Garrett GilchristAugust 29, 2011 at 5:21 AM
Work work work. Be fabulous.

This reminds me eerily of my usual daily routine, which is to work work work, and be the opposite of fabulous.
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CameronAugust 29, 2011 at 5:21 AM
Well... be fabulous obviously!

I would probably just puff my hair up and down for a few hours.
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EzhikAugust 29, 2011 at 5:22 AM
I am not even a little bit fashionable! I will wait until night, and ask Twilight Sparkle for help, as ruining Rarity's reputation is a terrible thing to do.
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ShannonAugust 29, 2011 at 5:24 AM
DRESSES. AND SPARKLY THINGS. More than I could ever hope to have in real life. ;_;

Also wonder why so many people in this fandom hate Rarity because she's super feminine, places emphasis on charisma, and has a touch of OCD when it comes to dirt. Especially since (a) being feminine is not a crime, despite the fact that geek/internet culture generally associates the behavior with being shallow and a bitch, and it's actually pretty damn insulting for girls like me that like everything geeky AND being girly, (b) you can get much farther with charisma than anyone realizes, as well as interact with many different kinds of people, and (c) her dirt hatred would be considered 'cute' on any other character that people hasn't already written off as a bitch. And be sad that despite my devotion to my friends and making other people happy in my own way, even if it does mean going out of my comfort zone, that I'm still considered a bad pony.

...also, dresses. Lots and lots of dresses. ^_^
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EzhikAugust 29, 2011 at 5:24 AM
With all this body jumping, I'm just scared to see what would other ponies do when they woke up as me. (especially Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash)
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beese111August 29, 2011 at 5:25 AM
FASHION

Turn to the left.

FASHION

Turn to the right.

Ohhhh Fashion
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TearofFriendshipAugust 29, 2011 at 5:26 AM
Treat my daughter with a kindness and love she's never received before.
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ShakeBunnyAugust 29, 2011 at 5:33 AM
1. Acquire a mirror.
2. Stare into said mirror until I starve.
3. Mission complete.
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VaranusAugust 29, 2011 at 5:33 AM
@ Ezhik Fear not! For me, she is the best pony! Rarity sees beauty in everypony, and is just trying to bring it out! It's how she shows she cares! Also, Dressed for Success speaks to me - I've been in her place before. You say I am Rarity? I reply, tell me something I didn't already know.

So now what is a fashionista to do? Oh I know~!
Design dresses. BEAUTIFUL DRESSES!
Hunt for jewels personally, to sell said dresses at exorbitant profit.
Be flattered but ignorant about Spike's obvious affection.
Freak out about dirt.
Fuss about the details. Well, somepony has to! Twilight, you understand, don't you?
Have an iiideeeeaaaa!!
BAnd above all else, be ever so dramatic.
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BronodeAugust 29, 2011 at 5:40 AM
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DSNesmithAugust 29, 2011 at 5:41 AM
"What do?"

Be fabulous, darling.
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Masterge77August 29, 2011 at 5:41 AM
Force Rainbow Dash to always dress in style!
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SegatendoAugust 29, 2011 at 5:42 AM
Make my room cleaner/tidier.
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Narwhals' BendAugust 29, 2011 at 5:43 AM
whine
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Narwhals' BendAugust 29, 2011 at 5:43 AM
@Narwhals' Bend
then go meet Luna who is best pony.
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BronodeAugust 29, 2011 at 5:43 AM
Thank you dear.

I can't believe some of you ponies. Just because one is ladylike and takes a pride in her (and others) appearance does not make her a shallow, stuck-up, bourgeois bitch.

Oh, such horrid sentiments for such a lovely pony; for shame.
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HeroInfernoAugust 29, 2011 at 5:45 AM
I would wear a fez. Because why not?

Oh and go to the spa with Fluttershy, still while wearing the fez, and looking FAAAABLOUUUUUS while doing it.
Also, drink the finest wine in ponyville.
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Solar FlairAugust 29, 2011 at 5:47 AM
What Hirro said.

Also go about town whining, but following it up with something nice to make up for the other ponies suffering. Like giving out fine chocolates or something.

Spend time at the spa, preferably with Fluttershy.

Kiss Applejack tenderly.

Yell in the middle of the street "How come in a town with a female to male ratio of ten to one I always wind up in a ten on one!?" in various tones of voice at different times of day.
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EkevooAugust 29, 2011 at 5:48 AM
I would also sing. And look gorgeous. And I'd go around calling everyone darling because only Rarity can do it well.
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Zachary BlystoneAugust 29, 2011 at 5:49 AM
1. Get kidnapped by diamond dogs.
2. "Complain" about work conditions.
3. Get friends to help carry out six cartloads of gems.

4. DEFINITE PROFIT!
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HeroInfernoAugust 29, 2011 at 5:49 AM
@HeroInferno oh and one last thing, sing this -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbXGsysAAk
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NDupree93August 29, 2011 at 5:55 AM
Give Lady Gaga a much needed 101 in fashion, style, tact, and not being pretentious in your performances.
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MasqueradeAugust 29, 2011 at 5:56 AM
I sleep for as long as it takes me to turn into Applejack. (Unless we've gone full cycle and I somehow missed her)
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MuffinShyAugust 29, 2011 at 5:58 AM
I do MAGIC.
And love sweetybell .
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AtiarotiasAugust 29, 2011 at 5:59 AM
wait for Applejack.
because WHO ELSE BUT APPLEJACK
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Xian217August 29, 2011 at 6:03 AM
So many envious ponies for such a fabulous individual. It's absolutely appalling, darlings.
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IsrozzisAugust 29, 2011 at 6:04 AM
conquer the world!

what, you can't do that with dresses. Fine then.

I'd be fabulous.
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bobmortarAugust 29, 2011 at 6:05 AM
@Bronode
I, for one, don't dislike her for being ladylike and such, I think she's nice and all. What I don't like about her is that she tries to make EVERYPONY ladylike. Like AJ and Rainbow (who are my fav's).
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AblemcmanAugust 29, 2011 at 6:10 AM
I would parade down the streets of ponyville ready to spread my fabulosity and take the haters down.

I'd get spike to act as a little manpurse for me, and practice some generosity.
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KTSAugust 29, 2011 at 6:10 AM
1. Make Dresses
2. Complain(Whine)
3. And lost but not least take care of Opal
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Xian217August 29, 2011 at 6:12 AM
@bobmortar

Miss Applejack also has wanted Lady Rarity to stop fussing over the small stuff, and has tried to make her less ladylike. The contrasts between these ponies is what makes them absolutely fabulous.
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 6:16 AM
BE THE FIERCEST BITCH IN PONYVILLE
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Batty GloomAugust 29, 2011 at 6:22 AM
1: Whine (BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE RARITY!!!!)
2: Make something other than dresses and leave a note if Rarity comes back ("You need to expand your expertise; don't want to be a one-trick pony your whole life.")
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Toast3August 29, 2011 at 6:24 AM
Make some socks
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 6:26 AM
Tease Cereal
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EzzekielAugust 29, 2011 at 6:33 AM
Go BWAHAHA!!!! to everypony
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leaflet757August 29, 2011 at 6:34 AM
ID BE STEPPIN SO FRESH WITH THE FLAIR LIKE RARITY!
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 6:36 AM
IDEA!!!
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RyuukasuAugust 29, 2011 at 6:37 AM
Fabulous!
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Jack DorkingsAugust 29, 2011 at 6:38 AM
1) find gems
2) make dresses
3) ???
4) PROFIT!
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TosxychorAugust 29, 2011 at 6:41 AM
1. Whine inside the Dragon Cave to get ALL the gems
2. Design Celestia's dress to be a total troll
3. Press Twilight to give me those fabulous butterfly wings again
4. ????
5. WAHAHA!
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CloverSmileAugust 29, 2011 at 6:47 AM
PAAAR.. wait ,that was yesterday
Well, Pinkie may be organising the season 2 party, Rarity will be handling the decorations! :D
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cloudrifterAugust 29, 2011 at 6:48 AM
Seduce the doctor to take me on a trip thourgh time and space
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PegasusGosheyAugust 29, 2011 at 6:51 AM
have consensual sex in the missionary position purely for procreation purposes
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MoptopAugust 29, 2011 at 6:52 AM
Whine. Because I thought they wanted it.
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FirleycatAugust 29, 2011 at 6:54 AM
First I'd go into the basement to see if there really is a hole for Sweetie Bell. I always wanted to see if that rumor was true.

Next I would see if I can cause a new tread in Ponyville. I think matching cutie mark scarfs will be big this winter, So I'll make a start at that.
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TakonAugust 29, 2011 at 6:56 AM
Put SB in the crawlspace.
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DetoxicityAugust 29, 2011 at 7:01 AM
Me as Rarity? Hmm.. Time for Spike to get laid XD
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 7:02 AM
I would be completely fabulous.

Also I'd sing because Rarity's singing voice is awesome.
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RedEnchiladaAugust 29, 2011 at 7:02 AM
I would be dragged to my destiny.
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MaxamoniumAugust 29, 2011 at 7:06 AM
Make a bitchin' dress and wear it with no guilt.

Haters gon' hate.
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irememberthingsAugust 29, 2011 at 7:06 AM
Fluttershy and AppleJack of course.
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Rocks with SaltAugust 29, 2011 at 7:07 AM
Go "Mwahaha!"
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D4SHTH3R4INB0WAugust 29, 2011 at 7:08 AM
don't sleep with Rainbow Dash.
(just like I said with Fluttershy)
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 7:10 AM
Rariquest across the land! Travel far and wide!
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Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceAugust 29, 2011 at 7:12 AM
Go out in search of Him, and when I find Him, I gouge his eyes out with his own horn for ruining Rar- I mean, our night.
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Magical TrevorAugust 29, 2011 at 7:14 AM
Learn how to be fabulous, duh! I can't design or anything like that, so I'd try to learn as much as possible! (Then maybe I'd ACTUALLY have SOME sense of fashion (The ONLY thing I'm jealous of gay guys for.))

So yeah, just learn about fashion, see how much knowledge I retain. Learn how to sew, ect. You know, boring bookworm stuff! XD
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bobmortarAugust 29, 2011 at 7:16 AM
@Xian217
Yes, you're right, I guess my argument is invalid.
Also: Miss Applejack? lol :P

By now I came up with some ideas what I'd do if I'm Rarity:
I'd ask Twilight to give me those fabulous butterfly wings again, but now I'd make sure to stay clear from the Sun. I'd also ask her to give Spike some wings. Then I'd teach him to fly. For fun.
I'd also spend a lot of time with my little sister, because I love her so much.
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Aoshi StarkAugust 29, 2011 at 7:25 AM
I'm Rarity now? ...

WAHAHAA!

*Spa Time*
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CodricAugust 29, 2011 at 7:29 AM
First I visit Fluttershy and get the autograph I asked for yesterday (when I was Fluttershy).

Then... find Gems, LOTS of gems. Then I send them with the autograph to my house - my REAL house. (I'm sure it's possible... somehow...)
Then... confusing Spike. Mwahahahahaha!
I think that was it - the rest of the day I'm taking a nap or something. And eat. Eat a lot. It's not me, who is fat in the end! :D

Tomorrow I'll be Applejack and than this whole "You are now..."-thing will be over... right?
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FaaizAugust 29, 2011 at 7:31 AM
Run around screaming in Rarity's oh so sexy voice :3
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BE3STAugust 29, 2011 at 7:32 AM
Totally mess with Spike, then get a horde of diamonds tjen go be Luna somehow.
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 7:35 AM
Go to the spa with Fluttershy, talk her into modeling a few dresses for me, and use that as an excuse to get my flutter-hug at long last.

Then go about my normal Rarity business. I have an image to maintain after all.
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Laeko RandalisAugust 29, 2011 at 7:37 AM
Don't know about being Rarity (though she's still cool, she's my least favorite pony), but I think the picture's just adorable.
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ZeeterminAugust 29, 2011 at 7:42 AM
Hug Sweetie Belle and tell her that she's gonna grow up to be the best singer ever. And then go to the spa with Fluttershy.
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Zetsubou22August 29, 2011 at 7:44 AM
Find out where Sweetie Belle is, it's way too quiet around here.
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markocezarAugust 29, 2011 at 7:47 AM
SPREAD THE LOVE!
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eaglehoovesAugust 29, 2011 at 7:50 AM
Well, as I can't sew anything more complicated than a button, so I might take the day off. I'll be another pony tomorrow, and I think Rarity has enough dresses made to last a day. I'm usually a gentleman, so I think I can act proper enough not to ruin her ladylike reputation while this is going on. I'd go talk to Twilight, see what spell she messed up, and try and figure out how to make it work in my favor while I'm still a unicorn.
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TaliesinAugust 29, 2011 at 7:51 AM
Be happy as fuck ♥
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FenrirXFenrisAugust 29, 2011 at 7:53 AM
DUMB ROCK!!!
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acousticbronyAugust 29, 2011 at 7:54 AM
Seduce Applejack of course :D
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ElrondAugust 29, 2011 at 7:54 AM
wallowing in whatever a pony is suposed to wallow in because im not as awesome as Twilight Sparkle
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 8:00 AM
I faint because i an not believe I am best pony.
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Hocus PocusAugust 29, 2011 at 8:04 AM
Check on the mirror how beautiful I am. Go to work letting the world know that beutiful persons exist.

Oh wait I already did that. Ho Ho ho!
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Mr. NuttAugust 29, 2011 at 8:07 AM
Begin work on my plan to find out why am I turning into the Mane 6, seeing as I can't find any help in Ponyville and asking Princess Celestia for help is a last resort.
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WierdplatformerAugust 29, 2011 at 8:09 AM
I... honestly don't know. I guess I would hug Sweetie Belle, just because.
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TimberAugust 29, 2011 at 8:11 AM
Oh DARLING! There's so much to do! I need to get pedicure, my couffeure needs to be redone, and theres all those dresses I'm behind on.. I simply don't have time to list things off to you.
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JRAugust 29, 2011 at 8:13 AM
make a dress for absolutely everything
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GWGVAugust 29, 2011 at 8:13 AM
Use my powers of whining to bend every single Diamond Dog to my will, and then use them as a personal dress making sweatshop workers. Profits will rise 300% in no time!
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dw1482August 29, 2011 at 8:13 AM
FOR I, AM, RARITY!
BWHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh!
I would make some ridiculous happy laughing noises.
Then manipulate my way into ruling equestria.
(Tell me that she couldn't do it if she really wanted to.)
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GeeSeeAugust 29, 2011 at 8:13 AM
I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH!
Then speak with a british-ish accent, because I love doing that.
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 8:19 AM
Wallow in gems. I'm pretty sure that's what ponies are supposed to wallow in.
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CryptonikAugust 29, 2011 at 8:24 AM
TRAVELIN!
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Duo DashAugust 29, 2011 at 8:28 AM
Go to the spa with Fluttershy, and buy Sweetie Belle her own fabrics to use.
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JacopoAugust 29, 2011 at 8:30 AM
Become an hero.
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GendidAugust 29, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Rarity the dashing rogue, of course.
Convince boys to take me to Canterlot.
Convince guards to let me into the castle.
Steal everything valuable.
Get caught.
Use slight of hoof to conceal a single item from the guards.
Pick the cell lock with a hair pin.
Sneak past the guards.
Get a ride home.
Sit by the fireplace and drink Celestia's finest wine (my prize).
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pmcollectorboyAugust 29, 2011 at 8:39 AM
Ruin a bunch of guys then make use of my fantastic archery skills as seen in Time Off.
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CalnosAugust 29, 2011 at 8:41 AM
Daww at my adorable little sister who just drew an adorable little drawing.

Seriously, that picture is adorable.
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 8:46 AM
whine
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Twilight OtakuAugust 29, 2011 at 8:50 AM
-Be fabulous!
-Become Twilight's BFF
-Be fabulous!
-Save Equestria with the mane six
-Be fabulous!
-Design for Celestia and Luna
-Be fabulous!

And of course be just absolutely magnificently fabulous!
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fizzlefistAugust 29, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Wallow in... whatever it is that poinies wallow in.
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TyberAugust 29, 2011 at 8:51 AM
Everybody here is selfish :O
For you to be Rarity, Rarity would have to either no longer exist or exist as you.
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EHeroFlareNeosAugust 29, 2011 at 8:52 AM
BE F***ING FABULOUS!
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EssMan009August 29, 2011 at 8:53 AM
Applejack •_-
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NämahsAugust 29, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Funny how when these posts started everyone was like "Be creeped out that my gender changed"

But now everyone is all like "make tons of dresses!"

xD
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DeeAugust 29, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Bring Gothic Clothing out, the cool kind
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GantzAugust 29, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Whine.
All. The. Time.
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Become an old crazy cat lady!
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Darth Pickley (billy)August 29, 2011 at 9:14 AM
All the ponies around me dress in ugly clothes.
Made dresses for ALL of them!
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ScribejayAugust 29, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Start Project Runway: Equestria and become the Nina Garcia of ponies.
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CoconutswallowAugust 29, 2011 at 9:16 AM
I'm Rarity?!

Well since I'm now best pony I'd be the edge, the chic, the taste, the larger than life with just a hint of lace, the vanguard, the air, the vogue, the shi-shi, ooh oui-i, the pony a la mode.

I'd sing You think you know fashion, well fashion's a stranger to Hoity Toity and then my life would be complete.
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xXFAT PIGXxAugust 29, 2011 at 9:32 AM
*look at self and see I'm really a pony* "WHA HA HA!"
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DJLowriderAugust 29, 2011 at 9:33 AM
1) Spa date with Fluttershy
2) Design some nicer capes for the CMC
3) Spend the rest of the day trying to convince Applejack she needs to try some different accessories. Cowboy hats won't be back in style for a few months yet.
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PyrobugAugust 29, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Can't answer, Sweetie Bell too cute.
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Sunset RoseAugust 29, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Create gala dresses for all of my friends.
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ChrisAugust 29, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Be fabulous.
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GuitzyAugust 29, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Create authentic and perfect cosplay costumes of my favorite shows!
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ArdashirAugust 29, 2011 at 10:01 AM
@boomerang503 What he said. And if I'm still Rarity after that, try out the spa along with Fluttershy just to see what it's like.
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ArdashirAugust 29, 2011 at 10:05 AM
@Shannon What you said +1
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bookmanAugust 29, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Teach that bitch Opalescence who's the boss around here. Go to Canterlot and kick the shit out of Prince Blueblood. Find Photo Finish and knock him around for not realizing my talents (I would have a lot of grudges). Then take a nice bath and let the day wind down.
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ActionScripter9109August 29, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Tease Spike.
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JohuotarAugust 29, 2011 at 10:11 AM
GOD YES! It was about damn time!

I dont know what to do, but anything I'd do as rarity would be so awesome! Too bad unicorns cant fly though.
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GanymedeAugust 29, 2011 at 10:13 AM
1) Let hair down
2) Throw a massive party outside
3) Participate in pie-eating competition
4) Participate in Paintball Match
5) Roll out giant cake, and then jump on top of it
6) Be loud! Get tipsy! Take things to the next level!
7) Be LOOOOOOOOOUD!!!

8) Shower up, cool down, sleep well
9) Pretend like nothing ever happened the next day.
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DR RiddlesAugust 29, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Get everypony to dress up as video game characters!
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Probably be upset that I'm stuck being worst pony
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PattyAugust 29, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Why, whine everypony into submission for my every whim and desire of course, darling. That would be simply fabulous.
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AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Be happy because I'm one of the great ponies.
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DCNPonyAugust 29, 2011 at 10:29 AM
BE FABULOUS.
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RekiaraAugust 29, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Step 1) Realize I'm Rarity - WAHAHA!

Step 2) Spa day with Fluttershy.

Step 3) Gem Hunting, because I can *do* that. I've no eye for fashion, so I'll just let that stuff slide for a day while I build up a nice stockpile of gems.
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UnknownAugust 29, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Rape Sweetie Bell.
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DonnyAugust 29, 2011 at 10:43 AM
1. Realize I'm Rarity.
2. FEEL SO PRETTEH.
3. Try to figure out how my tail stays so curly and clean.
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MahnaAugust 29, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Big Mac.... not like that you perverts. I would just have to get my hooves on that colt his fashion sense is so last century. I mean really if he must insist on wearing that heavy yoke then the least he can do is wear one that is comfortable and fashionable as functional.

I'm thinking a bit of comfortable padding around the inside oh and some engraving and staining really we can work with this say engrave a frieze around it. something remeniscent of ancient poniecians. Oh I know I wonder how he would look in a black walnut.
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