I have some exciting, world-shattering news! Today Cereal Velocity presents his new startup company, Equestrian Innovations: working to enhance the life of all ponies everywhere! Their newest commercial has just aired on the Hub. Check it out!
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Cereal Velocity = Cave Johnson of the pony world.
ReplyDeleteI love this. XD
Wait, were you serious about the "their newest commercial has just aired on the Hub" bit?
ReplyDeleteBecause if it did, the entire channel just got 20% cooler.
Wow, Cereal Velocity has a surprisingly sexy voice.
ReplyDeleteMust - Buy - Rarity - Is - Best - Pony.
ReplyDeleteAvailable at a Ponymart near you.
I heard the "You can't tell me what to do, I own this company", thought of Cave Johnson, then heard Pony Cave Johnson
ReplyDeleteWell done. Here come the test results:
ReplyDelete"Rarity is the best pony ever."
That's what it says. We weren't even testing for that!
Did this make anyone else think of Cave Johnson?
ReplyDeleteI didn't think that it had to be said that Rarity is the best pony, I thought it was self-evident.
ReplyDeleteWait! This aired on the Hub? Am I missing something or is Hasbro actually endorsing Bronies.
ReplyDeleteThis was probably the best thing ever.
ReplyDelete^yah, what he/she said
ReplyDeleteI knew from the beginning this was an Aperture Science commercial parody, and it was damn good.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously Seth? You expect us to buy that this was on the Hub?
Wait you guys took that seriously? ;p
ReplyDeleteOhhh boy.
xD
ReplyDelete@Sethisto
ReplyDeleteI didn't, but I was finding it funny others did. The amount of approvals you'd need to get to do that commercial wouldn't be fun, and the polarising effect on the brony fanbase would be bad if they actually did air it cos it would look like Hasbro liked Rarity better than the others.
I must say though, it was an excellent joke.
How do we invest? Who do I make the check out to? When will the Pinkie Pie Instantaneous Travel Agency be taking reservations?
ReplyDeletex()~
This is an amazing video, and cereal velocity should feel amazing.
ReplyDeleteThis was just brilliant! purple test subject
ReplyDeleteRarity IS the best pony ever
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying that its written right here...
but what does somepony with a neck beard know about fabulosity
oh wait, its written by Princess Celestia
That was hilarious thanks Cereal
@x()~
ReplyDeleteThey're between banks better make those checks out to cash
Shut up and take my money!
ReplyDeleteLol Cave Johnson Lol
ReplyDeleteFUND ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
ReplyDeleteThat was absolutely amazing. It kindda resembled something from portal though....
ReplyDeleteAwesome, everypony...to the arts store!
ReplyDeleteRarity is the best pony ever = Fact
ReplyDelete@Sethisto:
ReplyDeleteI am not a clever pony.
I think it's Minecraft. My logic drops by 20 percent about ten seconds after I click the login button.
Although the misspelling of "sponsor" at the beginning made it just obvious enough for me to realize, "Hey, Seth's pulling my hoof!"
I can't believe it took me all the way to the last line to recognize it as a Cave Johnson parody.
ReplyDelete*rewatches*
You got your portal in my ponies
ReplyDeleteYou got your ponies in my portals
And much like when Chocolate and Peanut Butter first met, the world suddenly become a much brighter place.
I do hope we'll get to see more of these.
Indeed rarity is a great pony but She's second right under pinkie pie and rainbow dash
ReplyDeleteThis is just wonderful.
ReplyDeleteIf we bronies ever need to communicate seriously with Hasbro/Hub/Lauren Faust/the outside world, I nominate Cereal Velocity to be our ambassador.
Cereal Velocity, you have a lovely voice and made a fun parody video, but you really should have let the lab boys check your work - it's 'sponsor', not 'sponser'. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI showed this to Seth before he posted it.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't spot it!
Blame him!
''You can't tell me what to do ! I own this company.''
ReplyDelete...haha hehe hoho hyhy. ;)
Also : *DUCT* Tape... *Duck* Tape... Twilight Sparkle is using a duck, with tape ? ;)
>sponser
ReplyDelete>my face
'Sides that, awesome job, brony. 'Ya done good.
Yes, I am interested in your products and would like to subscribe to your newsletter!
ReplyDeleteScience has proven that Rarity is best pony!
ReplyDeleteIt's a fact people.
Wait, who's Cave Johnson? ;-)
ReplyDelete@Sheepdog Clearly it's a Johnson who lives in a cave in the Everfree Forest.
ReplyDelete@Display Name If the HUb aired this, it would be illegal.
ReplyDeleteThe owl, it haunts me.
ReplyDelete>Rarity is the best pony ever
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll just invest in that company, that statement told me it is trustworthy.
Better than Cave Johnson.
@iDuck:
ReplyDeleteI am not a lawyer pony either, explain why (unless it's the obvious "they didn't ask him" bit.
Favouritism much? All joking aside, this was classicly funny!
ReplyDeletewe're not banging rocks over here. we know how to make a quantum spacehole!
ReplyDeleteSo you are selling special tape, eh?
ReplyDeleteDo you have a licence for that?
Didn't think so.
That's what you get for spreading lies about Rarity being the best pony.
Everyone knows that's Luna.
man my life would have gotten awesome if this was on the hub
ReplyDeleteI demands moar Pony/Portal crossovers.
ReplyDeleteHaha this was awesome :D
ReplyDeleteBut since you did not pick Luna as best pony ever, she will want revenge. And now we know how Cereal Velocity got moonrock-poisoning
I'm pretty sure that this was specifically a Rarity promotional.
ReplyDeleteSold! Not only it is Safe, but also Rarity is the best pony ever - How could I Disagree to such powerful Truth?
ReplyDeleteI pay the bills here, I can talk about Rarity all damn day.
ReplyDeleteI'M THE STALLION WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! WITH THE CUPCAKES!!!
ReplyDelete@Auta Mane
ReplyDeleteHuh, I wonder if he lives there with his bother Evinrude...
Rarity is the best pony ever, nuff said.
ReplyDeleteSo that's who bought up that salt lick mine in Michicanter...
ReplyDeleteBEST. ADVERTISEMENT. EVER. "This may look like simple tape. But I assure you it is far more advanced." YES.
ReplyDeleteRarity is sucks do not like her
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Cereal Velocity's views on lemons are...
ReplyDeleteGyroscopic wing struts! Seriously, just TRY to fall on your head! You can't do it! (Dash needs those...)
ReplyDelete@TooneyD
ReplyDeleteKILL IT WITH FIRE!
It's awesome how many people here take this joke extraordinarily serious.
ReplyDeleteThis is good, I like it, my investors like it, and I like it.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: How can we make it...better. Jazz it up a bit, you know what I mean?
Solution: Robots. Bam. Simple, one word answer. But simple is not how we do it at Aperture Science ohhh no. Thats why we took the liberty of taking your self adhesive material and improving it with robotic turrets (tm)! Turrets (tm) that trust each other, love each other and can now mount two FGM-140 Javelin Anti Tank launchers right above the dual machine guns.
This is the future my friend. Equestrian Innovations and Aperture Science working together for the good of mankind and, of course, substantial royalties for your use of the turret (tm).
I think we're done here, just make those checks out to cash.