• Story: Derpy's Lover

    [Shipping?][Random] Derpy hooves, you so crazy.  Warning: kinda dirty...ok really dirty...kind of.

    Author: RoyG.Biv
    Description: Derpy meets her true love at a cafe for a public rendezvous...
    Derpy's Lover

    Derpy's Lover Live Reading 
    Derpy's Lover Live Reading #2

    Additional Tags: Needed

    29 comments:

    1. All hail the muffin.

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    2. The infamous Derpy/Muffin ship fic.

      [Random] Should probably be added.

      ~Scratch

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    3. oh sure its fine for muffin lovin but not for apples. Harumph.

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    4. Keep on enjoying those muffins, Derpy.

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    5. Other Anon is right! Derpy can enjoy all the muffins she wants, but when it comes to apples AJ is left out in the cold. That is horrible! The Apple family should be able to do as they please in public and not have people go judging them like they tend to do. I mean HONESTLY, you act like YOU'VE never been in that situation before.
      Well if'n that's true, then I can't help be feel sorry for ya. Ya really should take another look.

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    6. 200 internets to you good sir

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    7. Sad thing is it was a cinnamon apple muffin.

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    8. @Anonymous

      Challenge Accepted.

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    9. icamefrosting.jpg

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    10. @Asphyxialice You need to post something on that blog

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    11. Oh man, this clop-fic and Derpy's wingboner makes this day magical.

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    12. This was so much more awesome the second time through.


      And now I have to figure out what everyone here is referring to with the apples comment. TO THE FIC ARCHIVE!

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    13. eat that muffin you naughty little mailpony! yes! YES!

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    14. At first I was like ._.
      Then I was like ಠ_ಠ
      Then I was all e_e

      icamefrosting.png

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    15. Oh, Derpy. I think you got more of that on you than in you.

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    16. REQUEST! Please paste this to google docs. As I do not wish to sign up at deviant art to read a fic.

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    17. I saw that ending coming right when I read it.

      this made me smile today. XD

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    18. I laughed hard on this one.
      I didn't know Derpy have a food fetish on a particular baked goody ;) Eat tha Muffin, You Dirty Little Pony, Eat it Whole! *crack of the whip... -ped cream*

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    19. Soooo ... why is there no "clopfiction" tag?
      This one sure needs one.

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    20. @trapper_x89

      Because fics that cross the line far enough to be considered clopfic get pushed over to Equestria After Dark instead.

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    21. @Retl

      I see ... never heard of it.
      And this fic was really really smutty :p

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    22. @trapper_x89
      EqAD is to this site what Luna is to Celestia. A valued, close family member that was BANISHED TO THE MOON FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. Seriously though, After Dark shouldn't be too hard to find in a Google search.

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    23. @DJ Kat

      Yeah, I imagine without all the superpower magic armor, Princess Luna probably wouldn't have looked so hot after a thousand years banishment, either.

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    24. i was just derping it up on synchtube when this suddenly a live reading of this came on. i wanted to GTFO but i needed to hear what happened, then when the ending came i was like: "Oh Thank Celestia, she was eating a muffin!!"

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    25. Muffins are sexy now? I think my brain just had a little cry of awesome manly rainbow tears.

      100% CRAZY AWESOME.

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    26. I used to enjoy muffins, but after reading this, I don't think I'll ever be able to look at one the same way.

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